I, Cthulhu, am running for President of the United States of America. Why vote for the lesser evil? Enter my name into the write in slot on you ballet in the next election. Until then, enjoy the free four part Oliver Twisted DVD (2000) on my olivertwistedmovie channel.
Not quite, C'thulhu is an incredibly huge ancient transdimensional alien with incredibly horrible mental powers who just happens to look like a squid headed humanoid with wings because we don't have the sensory capacity to fully see him in all the dimensions he exists in. Lucky us (:3#
But, Cthulhu was not among those Old Ones bound away in the void. He was left in R'lyeh and as such cannot be "summoned," but must rather wait until the stars are right for his city to rise.
He also sometimes messes with men's minds so they end up in love with him and want to have sex with him. Serious. Read the story 'Something in Wood' from August Derleth's 'The Mask of Cthulhu'. :P
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I, Cthulhu, am running for President of the United States of America. Why vote for the lesser evil? Enter my name into the write in slot on you ballet in the next election. Until then, enjoy the free four part Oliver Twisted DVD (2000) on my olivertwistedmovie channel.
OliverTwistedMovie 4 months ago
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when the stars are right. the guy below me will be killed last
IA IA CTHULHU FHTAGN!
sonicruelzmariosucks 1 year ago
You guys relise that Cthulhu is a character in a FICTION BOOK right? He's a fictional character! Just like all those other Elder Gods or whatever!
cubedify 1 year ago
When the stars are in proper alignment, we will all be the toys of the Great Old Ones. Untill such time...great video. Really nice job.
josiemonster 2 years ago
cool. quite humorous. thanks for bringing it to my attention.
Ia! Ia! Bitches!
Venger As'Nas Satanis
Cult of Cthulhu High Priest
HighPriestSatanis 3 years ago 2
ok so if there is a cult of Cthulhu they worship a giant squid with wings?
danielpadgett 3 years ago 2
Not quite, C'thulhu is an incredibly huge ancient transdimensional alien with incredibly horrible mental powers who just happens to look like a squid headed humanoid with wings because we don't have the sensory capacity to fully see him in all the dimensions he exists in. Lucky us (:3#
formless777 3 years ago 7
Great answer! :-)
moonseolnyeo 3 years ago
wow this is great work!
MagmaAndAsh 3 years ago 2
But, Cthulhu was not among those Old Ones bound away in the void. He was left in R'lyeh and as such cannot be "summoned," but must rather wait until the stars are right for his city to rise.
Revolution177 3 years ago 4
Actually C'thulhu is a terminally lazy slacker who is too busy laughing at the other gods trapped in the void to rise
formless777 3 years ago 4
He also sometimes messes with men's minds so they end up in love with him and want to have sex with him. Serious. Read the story 'Something in Wood' from August Derleth's 'The Mask of Cthulhu'. :P
S1587915G 3 years ago
As they say in the FSM cult, may his noodly appendage touch us all. Ftaghn.
formless777 3 years ago