This is what it's like when your birth father contacts you for the first time. I know from experience. I'm 21, adopted, and my birth father just recently contacted me.
@saftydance2 The original for this one can be found by searching with the keywords "GI Joe Public Service Announcement Shipwreck". The rest of the original PSAs are uploaded by the same channel.
you guys are the biggest pair of faggets ever to walk the earth. really.3 dudes sucking each others balls and dicks would be LESS gay than you 2. seriously ya bunch of amature pussy bitch ass quiers are just fucking awfull. put up some real stunts or go blow a load in each others mouths and fucking die.
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Ok, so you can say beyond reasonable doubt that said word is "cock" by the use of what other source exactly? If this is the only attainable proof to corroborate your argument, then your word is just as arbitrary as everyone else's, probably even less as you spout petty insults....All that does is make you seem less credible.
Have you payed attention to any of the parody GI Joe videos? Most of what they isn't vulgar but random comments that don't make sense, it's part of the comedic value.
And if you read the comments below you'll see two other people agree that it's duck.
Wow, two people agree with you? Whoopdie freaking doo. There's also people that think it sounds like dust, dong, cock, and dog. None of that changes the fact that he says "cock" and the rest of you are idiots.
it would be mine if he gave me free crap like those long lost dad's that just meet there kid and will do everything to try to quote "catch up with there kids"
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apparently 30 moms met their sperm donor at a dock-side bar
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maximadrvr217 2 weeks ago
i hate it when the top comments are quotes of the clip.
jashfools 4 months ago
Whenever someone walks up to their bike yell ready, set , go and steal it!
Dabones3232 5 months ago in playlist GI Joe PSA's
JOHNNY, DO YA PLAY BASEBALL?
JosephBr0seph 6 months ago
"dockside bar?"
DJLeontis 6 months ago
This is what it's like when your birth father contacts you for the first time. I know from experience. I'm 21, adopted, and my birth father just recently contacted me.
Psych0Zach 7 months ago 3
@Psych0Zach I'm almost positive this is not what it's like. Unless there was a parrot on his shoulder and you just stole someone's bike.
Jrto66 7 months ago 14
@Psych0Zach Please tell me he asked if you played baseball.
joe579003 3 months ago in playlist GI Joe PSA's
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"Hahaha, suck my cock bitch!"
SHSVB07 7 months ago
28 people don't play baseball
bringbombs 8 months ago 4
What? lol
Nagi6675 9 months ago
does he say "suck my duck, bitch?"
thenifell 9 months ago 6
@chaos01010 Suck my dust bitch! Hahahahahaha!
TheGingernessness 9 months ago
thats the longest they have stayed on topic on one subject
breakingbenjaman12 9 months ago
@breakingbenjaman12 Not true! See GI Joe PSA - Belch
Ytsewolf 8 months ago
why tuck in a shirt you have no intentions on ever buttoning? haha
slimstersquad 9 months ago
So Billy Mays is a Policeman-Sailor now...Hmm...
PlasmachargeX 9 months ago
I find this one quite touching. A boy finally meets his father for the first time, and the father wishes to become a good dad. (sniff)
evanstone9 10 months ago 6
why does everyone repeat the lines in the comments??
and why do people give them thumbs up!!?
skyw09 10 months ago
@skyw09 Do you still hang out at dock side bars?
TheGizmofromPizmo 8 months ago
Suck my duck bitch?
chaos01010 10 months ago
His mom got around
tj11112222 10 months ago
Thats how my parents met....
ChelsRex 11 months ago 19
Johnny do u play baseball
Blacksidon 11 months ago
Dockside bars.....parrots....Tampa Bay area life for me....LOL!!!!
Jabarten 11 months ago
@Jabarten especially when that Pirate Festival happens.
figment1988 11 months ago
@Jabarten Don't forget the Mons Venus.
McSkankula 10 months ago
That parrot comes out of fucking nowhere.
dustyreece 11 months ago
28 people don't play baseball.
ZyxthePest 1 year ago
hey! what the fuck man? wait!
geoffcabforcutie 1 year ago
WTF!?
Dathen40 1 year ago
Dockside bar!?
deadRoden7 1 year ago
suck my dust bitch.
BrainFreezeism 1 year ago 3
28 people's mom's hang out at dockside bars
Ballin408 1 year ago 6
nigga stole my bike!
johndonofrio84x 1 year ago
hahahahaha suck my durck bitch
CdotJ2607 1 year ago
Does your mother still hang out at dockside bars?
sexonatrain 1 year ago
Does your mother still hang out at dockside bars?
sexonatrain 1 year ago
Oh god I gotta do this in thirteen years or so to my ex's kid. It'll be so lulzy.
SCRulerShinoda 1 year ago 6
@SCRulerShinoda Hahahahaha, nice :P
Darce223 1 year ago
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uberbiscuit 1 year ago
I believe I knew your mother son
niesohmit 1 year ago
28 people don't play baseball.
grndayz1fan 1 year ago
"hey what the fuck no way!"
"ahaha! suck my dust bitch! ahaha!"
Autonova 1 year ago
Dockside bars...
marth1717 1 year ago
NAHAHAHA!!!!
deisels 1 year ago
"ha ha ha suck my duck, bitch!"
XMcMuffinX 1 year ago 4
Im going to do this to some kid one day. And I will spend the next day washing the mace from my face.
DasGreenCow 1 year ago 2
where are the orginals?
saftydance2 1 year ago
@saftydance2 The original for this one can be found by searching with the keywords "GI Joe Public Service Announcement Shipwreck". The rest of the original PSAs are uploaded by the same channel.
jaydubyuel 1 year ago
Is he gonna abduct the kid and when the mom calls be like... Betty? No way!
saftydance2 1 year ago
Can you imagine if Darth Vader did this to Luke?
Sylar03 1 year ago
Happy Father's day!
stopglobalswarming 1 year ago
Airplane! reference!!!
whoareyou342 1 year ago 5
DOCKSIDEBAR
MrBigben1221 1 year ago
You ever seen a grown man naked?
WyrdDarcnyzz 1 year ago 5
This is how I finally met my dad too!
RageFire12 1 year ago 5
That kid must be stupid if he doesn't understand what that Sailor's gettin' at... honestly, the dudes 14.
SGFAZ 1 year ago
Fuck yeah, Parrot.
HamSandwich09 1 year ago 7
I think that man just wants to give him a body massage.
Toadsanime 1 year ago 5
Does your mother still hang out at dockside bars?
ichigokarasu 1 year ago
"Suck my dirt bitch."
Electroskill 1 year ago
Lmao jonny.. Do you play baseball
spotofblack 1 year ago
Does your mother still hang around dock side bars?........
Dock side bars?
Johnny..do you play baseball?
Lmfao
AlaskanWildernessMan 1 year ago
Johnny, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?
Bert2DX 1 year ago 7
I know what I'm gonna do when I get older
TraceMyVeinsWithPen 1 year ago 3
Moral of the story: don't talk to strangers if you don't want to find out who your real father is.
DonZabu 1 year ago 6
Dockside bars?
Thunderhorse761 1 year ago
"Johnny, have you ever been in a men's locker room?"
finchi06 1 year ago
hahahaha, suck my cock bitch hahahaha
ffhk1 1 year ago
One of the more forgotten Kodak moments! :D
mademan912 1 year ago 4
touching moment in fenslerfilms history
asusEAX7900GTX 1 year ago 3
Maybe he just hangs out there and does that to every kid he sees.
Dojack 1 year ago
Johnny... you like movies about gladiators?
fredmoulders 1 year ago 6
I belive I knew your mother son...
Bursi90 1 year ago 5
@Bursi90 you know my mom?
Bottlenek6 1 year ago 3
dockside bars?
stealthgear 1 year ago 4
Johnny,DO YOU PLAY BASEBALL?!
BlueRushMan 1 year ago 9
Is it orginal vid? :D
marines081 2 years ago 4
lmao
Johnny, do you play baseball?
patriotsfan3675 2 years ago 6
hahah wtf is up with the parrot?
corcorcora 2 years ago 4
Hey comments, do you play spam?
lestersole 2 years ago 10
what's it been, 13 years?....14? My Lord it's like I'm looking in a mirror...
BigBaze27 2 years ago 102
Does your mother still hang out at dockside bars?
JDMHustler 2 years ago 28
hahah suck my dud bitch hahahah classical.
SelfBASK 2 years ago 4
Billy Mays?
SKNStudios 2 years ago 8
'Johnny, do you play baseball?'
X2Sniper 2 years ago 166
@X2Sniper lol thats the best one liner ever
AudioAndroid 1 year ago
haha when hes riding the bike he says " suck my dong bitch" HAHA
slimson28 2 years ago 6
Haha Shippy is such a perv.
KALASH69 2 years ago 3
its like im looking in a mirror XD
BroncoBHS 2 years ago 5
hey YouTube.. Do you play baseball?
DelicateKiller13 2 years ago 12
if that was my father I would become an hero...
ZezKaiEll777 2 years ago 10
Then I have something to ask you, Johnny...do you play...baseball?
Leila555 2 years ago 5
Johnny.... do you play baseball?
PoisonInc 2 years ago 24
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you guys are the biggest pair of faggets ever to walk the earth. really.3 dudes sucking each others balls and dicks would be LESS gay than you 2. seriously ya bunch of amature pussy bitch ass quiers are just fucking awfull. put up some real stunts or go blow a load in each others mouths and fucking die.
Creammolate 2 years ago
lol
crispybacon100 2 years ago
BARSIDE DOCKS?
rayt8881 2 years ago 3
Shipwreck, motherfucker!
BlackNoir 2 years ago 4
Joey, have you ever spent time in a... a Turkish prison?
LithiumZ2 2 years ago 18
yaaaayyyy!!!! Airplane! references
jnajay 2 years ago
HEY Billy Mays here!
ArmyOfAngelz 2 years ago 12
too soon
Thisguy1223 2 years ago 4
Excuse me. Do you know of any places where sailors hang out?
flamingopuree 2 years ago 4
Shenmue? :)
CyberLance26 2 years ago 2
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suck my dust bitxch!! lol
steel4eva 2 years ago
johnny, do you play baseball??
i die laughing everytime he says that LOL.
prettyenpunk 2 years ago 3
How in the world have I not seen this one? Best G.I. Joe PSA I have seen yet. XD
gibson22varcelone 2 years ago
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i hate when people put thumbs down only because someone else is having a good time watching this..freakin losers
XxrealistcallydeadxX 2 years ago
my favorite handsdown "does your mother still hang around dockside bars?"
laughedwig 2 years ago 3
Johnny, do you play baseball?
msparton 2 years ago 17
yes, yes I do.
hiimnice10 2 years ago
aaaahahahahahahahaahahahahaaah
elbenhair 2 years ago 2
totally awesome, favorited
zythepsarian 2 years ago
Does your mother still hang out at dockside bars?
isthisit15 2 years ago 14
It's Kenny Loggins!!
psychosquid 2 years ago 10
hahahahahahahahaha
shvennordbloom11 2 years ago
HAHAHAHA, so true.
prettyenpunk 2 years ago
lol 0_o
qwertyqeys 2 years ago
I believe i knew your mother johnny
SmeagolsRoomate 2 years ago 5
johnny, do you play baseball.....lol
krule5 2 years ago 4
Gawd this is my favorite XD
KittyHippy 2 years ago
yeah its most definitly... if you listen closely you can hear the st sound at the very end....
swakner 2 years ago
Suck my dust, bitch! haha
will4fang 2 years ago 4
It's definitely "suck my dust".
liquididentity101 2 years ago 3
... :D
gruesomebeaver 2 years ago
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Ok, so you can say beyond reasonable doubt that said word is "cock" by the use of what other source exactly? If this is the only attainable proof to corroborate your argument, then your word is just as arbitrary as everyone else's, probably even less as you spout petty insults....All that does is make you seem less credible.
adultrestriction 2 years ago
the hell? what did i say?
gruesomebeaver 2 years ago
My mistake, that comment was meant for
fdfdfdfdsss. My apologies.
adultrestriction 2 years ago
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suck my dog bitch
strokesfan54 2 years ago
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FallenForever 2 years ago
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It's "suck my cock" not "suck my dust" you dumb fuck.
fdfdfdfdsss 2 years ago
Actually, I believe he's saying duck.
It appears you are the "dumb fuck".
adultrestriction 2 years ago
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Why in the hell would he say "suck my duck"? Not only are you a dumb fuck but you're hard of hearing.
fdfdfdfdsss 2 years ago
Have you payed attention to any of the parody GI Joe videos? Most of what they isn't vulgar but random comments that don't make sense, it's part of the comedic value.
And if you read the comments below you'll see two other people agree that it's duck.
adultrestriction 2 years ago
Wow, two people agree with you? Whoopdie freaking doo. There's also people that think it sounds like dust, dong, cock, and dog. None of that changes the fact that he says "cock" and the rest of you are idiots.
fdfdfdfdsss 2 years ago
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It says suck my dust you deaf earsex rape victim!
qwertyqeys 2 years ago
wot u say there i couldnt hear u lol :)
lee2217 2 years ago
" On your mark, get set, go! "
" Hey what the fuck, no way! "
" Hahahaha, suck my dust bitch! "
Lmao.
Ridaut1 2 years ago 5
"Does your mother still hang out at dockside bars?"
"Dockside bar?!"
"Johnny, do ya play baseball?"
talon1824 2 years ago 6
neone else think he's saying "suck my duck bitch"???
mellamopepe619 2 years ago
he definitely does
intestinespies 2 years ago
'What's it been? 13 years? 14? My Lord, it's like I'm looking in a mirror.'
roflmaooooooo oh my goddd
avadakedavra62442 2 years ago 7
lol "jhonny, do ya play baseball?..."
"hey, what the fuck? hahahaha suck my cock, bitch!"
fucking gr8!
H34DB4N91NM0NK3Y 2 years ago
LOL!
iRacist 2 years ago
"Hey-what the fuck?" - "Hahahaha suck my cock, bitch!" LMFAO!!!!!
4G64TurboSpyder 2 years ago
He's correctly called Shipwreck because in the real Navy he'd be outta uniform.
redbullguy698 2 years ago
whats it bin' 13 years...my god its like im looking in a mirror
ikilledsidney8001 2 years ago 3
Johnny, do you play baseball?
philipjfry1999 2 years ago 8
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ImaDaddysGirl96 2 years ago
dockside bars?
TheKnives777 2 years ago 2
WHATS IT BEEN 13 YEARS? 14, MY GOD.
Xvfro0styx 2 years ago
johnny, do you play baseball?
chibiauthor 2 years ago 3
lol 'on your mark get set... GO (hops on bike) he what the fuck man" CLASSIC
MILLIONOID 2 years ago 4
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zeeveace040 2 years ago
these are the best vids ever :')
cdh473 2 years ago 2
does your mother still hang out at dockside bars?
baronBirchtree 2 years ago 6
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'hey wtf, no!'
'suck my dick bitch!'
lolol
finchibabe 2 years ago
jesus if I met my real father for the first time and saw that he was a tatooed sea man with a parrot on his shoulder I'd freak out.
uycheporq 2 years ago 7
that would be the best day in my life
chibiauthor 2 years ago 8
it would be mine if he gave me free crap like those long lost dad's that just meet there kid and will do everything to try to quote "catch up with there kids"
XxHAZMATxX 2 years ago
"On your mark, get set, go!"
"Hey, what the fuck?"
HAAHAHHAHAHA
DFitzTube 2 years ago
Reminds me of the pilot in the Airplane! films.
"Billy, do you like gladiator movies?"
TuxKamen 2 years ago 4
"have you ever seen a grown man naked?"
thecakelord1 2 years ago 9
OMG, im so glad someone else remembered that line. Classic.
10191927 2 years ago 3
Big fannies
KalVarnsson 2 years ago
ever hang around a gymnasium?
shrontzy 2 years ago
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"Have you ever been in a turkish prison?"
R0ADR4GE 2 years ago
GI Joe is the kid's daddy.
ILikeShinny 2 years ago
wow its like im looking in the mirror..lmao!
ikilledsidney8001 2 years ago 4
dock side bars???
aa1690 3 years ago 2
Jonny do you play Baseball..?
AsifKhan94 3 years ago 19
DOCKSIDE BARS??!?!? lmfao
y2jerich09 3 years ago 4
Lmfao
AssirakASSINATOR 3 years ago
johnny, do ya play baseball
lol
carrt007 3 years ago 8
hahah, this is all so random hahaha
do you play baseball?
haha
JSM9393 3 years ago 4
"Hey Johnny can you get off your bike and keep a look out for the cops while I finish hot-wiring this jeep?"
TheStapleGunKid 3 years ago 27
HAHAHAHA, best comment on this video dude, congrats.
ArmandoXIII 3 years ago
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