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  • i hate it when the top comments are quotes of the clip.

  • Whenever someone walks up to their bike yell ready, set , go and steal it!

  • JOHNNY, DO YA PLAY BASEBALL?

  • "dockside bar?"

  • This is what it's like when your birth father contacts you for the first time. I know from experience. I'm 21, adopted, and my birth father just recently contacted me.

  • @Psych0Zach I'm almost positive this is not what it's like. Unless there was a parrot on his shoulder and you just stole someone's bike.

  • @Psych0Zach Please tell me he asked if you played baseball.

  • 28 people don't play baseball

  • What? lol

  • does he say "suck my duck, bitch?"

  • @chaos01010 Suck my dust bitch! Hahahahahaha!

  • thats the longest they have stayed on topic on one subject

  • @breakingbenjaman12 Not true! See GI Joe PSA - Belch

  • why tuck in a shirt you have no intentions on ever buttoning?  haha

  • So Billy Mays is a Policeman-Sailor now...Hmm...

  • I find this one quite touching. A boy finally meets his father for the first time, and the father wishes to become a good dad. (sniff)

  • why does everyone repeat the lines in the comments??

    and why do people give them thumbs up!!?

  • @skyw09 Do you still hang out at dock side bars?

  • Suck my duck bitch?

  • His mom got around

  • Thats how my parents met....

  • Johnny do u play baseball

  • Dockside bars.....parrots....Tampa Bay area life for me....LOL!!!!

  • @Jabarten especially when that Pirate Festival happens.

  • @Jabarten Don't forget the Mons Venus.

  • That parrot comes out of fucking nowhere.

  • 28 people don't play baseball.

  • hey! what the fuck man? wait!

  • WTF!?

  • Dockside bar!?

  • suck my dust bitch.

  • 28 people's mom's hang out at dockside bars

  • nigga stole my bike!

  • hahahahaha suck my durck bitch

  • Does your mother still hang out at dockside bars?

  • Does your mother still hang out at dockside bars?

  • Oh god I gotta do this in thirteen years or so to my ex's kid. It'll be so lulzy.

  • @SCRulerShinoda Hahahahaha, nice :P

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  • I believe I knew your mother son

  • 28 people don't play baseball.

  • "hey what the fuck no way!"

    "ahaha! suck my dust bitch! ahaha!"

  • Dockside bars...

  • NAHAHAHA!!!!

  • "ha ha ha suck my duck, bitch!"

  • Im going to do this to some kid one day. And I will spend the next day washing the mace from my face.

  • where are the orginals?

  • @saftydance2 The original for this one can be found by searching with the keywords "GI Joe Public Service Announcement Shipwreck". The rest of the original PSAs are uploaded by the same channel.

  • Is he gonna abduct the kid and when the mom calls be like... Betty? No way!

  • Can you imagine if Darth Vader did this to Luke?

  • Happy Father's day!

  • Airplane! reference!!!

  • DOCKSIDEBAR

  • You ever seen a grown man naked?

  • This is how I finally met my dad too!

  • That kid must be stupid if he doesn't understand what that Sailor's gettin' at... honestly, the dudes 14.

  • Fuck yeah, Parrot.

  • I think that man just wants to give him a body massage.

  • Does your mother still hang out at dockside bars?

  • "Suck my dirt bitch."

  • Lmao jonny.. Do you play baseball

  • Does your mother still hang around dock side bars?........

    Dock side bars?

    Johnny..do you play baseball?

    Lmfao

  • Johnny, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?

  • I know what I'm gonna do when I get older

  • Moral of the story: don't talk to strangers if you don't want to find out who your real father is.

  • Dockside bars?

  • "Johnny, have you ever been in a men's locker room?"

  • hahahaha, suck my cock bitch hahahaha

  • One of the more forgotten Kodak moments! :D

  • touching moment in fenslerfilms history

  • Maybe he just hangs out there and does that to every kid he sees.

  • Johnny... you like movies about gladiators?

  • I belive I knew your mother son...

  • @Bursi90  you know my mom?

  • dockside bars?

  • Johnny,DO YOU PLAY BASEBALL?!

  • Is it orginal vid? :D

  • lmao

    Johnny, do you play baseball?

  • hahah wtf is up with the parrot?

  • Hey comments, do you play spam?

  • what's it been, 13 years?....14? My Lord it's like I'm looking in a mirror...

  • Does your mother still hang out at dockside bars?

  • hahah suck my dud bitch hahahah classical.

  • Billy Mays?

  • 'Johnny, do you play baseball?'

  • @X2Sniper lol thats the best one liner ever

  • haha when hes riding the bike he says " suck my dong bitch" HAHA

  • Haha Shippy is such a perv.

  • its like im looking in a mirror XD

  • hey YouTube.. Do you play baseball?

  • if that was my father I would become an hero...

  • Then I have something to ask you, Johnny...do you play...baseball?

  • Johnny.... do you play baseball?

  • lol

  • BARSIDE DOCKS?

  • Shipwreck, motherfucker!

  • Joey, have you ever spent time in a... a Turkish prison?

  • yaaaayyyy!!!! Airplane! references

  • HEY Billy Mays here!

  • too soon

  • Excuse me. Do you know of any places where sailors hang out?

  • Shenmue? :)

  • johnny, do you play baseball??

    i die laughing everytime he says that LOL.

  • How in the world have I not seen this one? Best G.I. Joe PSA I have seen yet. XD

  • my favorite handsdown "does your mother still hang around dockside bars?"

  • Johnny, do you play baseball?

  • yes, yes I do.

  • aaaahahahahahahahaahahahahaaah­

  • totally awesome, favorited

  • Does your mother still hang out at dockside bars?

  • It's Kenny Loggins!!

  • hahahahahahahahaha

  • HAHAHAHA, so true.

  • lol 0_o

  • I believe i knew your mother johnny

  • johnny, do you play baseball.....lol

  • Gawd this is my favorite XD

  • yeah its most definitly... if you listen closely you can hear the st sound at the very end....

  • Suck my dust, bitch! haha

  • It's definitely "suck my dust".

  • ... :D

  • the hell? what did i say?

  • My mistake, that comment was meant for

    fdfdfdfdsss. My apologies.

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  • Actually, I believe he's saying duck.

    It appears you are the "dumb fuck".

  • Have you payed attention to any of the parody GI Joe videos? Most of what they isn't vulgar but random comments that don't make sense, it's part of the comedic value.

    And if you read the comments below you'll see two other people agree that it's duck.

  • Wow, two people agree with you? Whoopdie freaking doo. There's also people that think it sounds like dust, dong, cock, and dog. None of that changes the fact that he says "cock" and the rest of you are idiots.

  • wot u say there i couldnt hear u lol :)

  • " On your mark, get set, go! "

    " Hey what the fuck, no way! "

    " Hahahaha, suck my dust bitch! "

    Lmao.

  • "Does your mother still hang out at dockside bars?"

    "Dockside bar?!"

    "Johnny, do ya play baseball?"

  • neone else think he's saying "suck my duck bitch"???

  • he definitely does

  • 'What's it been? 13 years? 14? My Lord, it's like I'm looking in a mirror.'

    roflmaooooooo oh my goddd

  • lol "jhonny, do ya play baseball?..."

    "hey, what the fuck? hahahaha suck my cock, bitch!"

    fucking gr8!

  • LOL!

  • "Hey-what the fuck?" - "Hahahaha suck my cock, bitch!" LMFAO!!!!!

  • He's correctly called Shipwreck because in the real Navy he'd be outta uniform.

  • whats it bin' 13 years...my god its like im looking in a mirror

  • Johnny, do you play baseball?

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  • dockside bars?

  • WHATS IT BEEN 13 YEARS? 14, MY GOD.

  • johnny, do you play baseball?

  • lol 'on your mark get set... GO (hops on bike) he what the fuck man" CLASSIC

  • these are the best vids ever :')

  • does your mother still hang out at dockside bars?

  • jesus if I met my real father for the first time and saw that he was a tatooed sea man with a parrot on his shoulder I'd freak out.

  • that would be the best day in my life

  • it would be mine if he gave me free crap like those long lost dad's that just meet there kid and will do everything to try to quote "catch up with there kids"

  • "On your mark, get set, go!"

    "Hey, what the fuck?"

    HAAHAHHAHAHA

  • Reminds me of the pilot in the Airplane! films.

    "Billy, do you like gladiator movies?"

  • "have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

  • OMG, im so glad someone else remembered that line. Classic.

  • Big fannies

  • ever hang around a gymnasium?

  • GI Joe is the kid's daddy.

  • wow its like im looking in the mirror..lmao!

  • dock side bars???

  • Jonny do you play Baseball..?

  • DOCKSIDE BARS??!?!? lmfao

  • Lmfao

  • johnny, do ya play baseball

    lol

  • hahah, this is all so random hahaha

    do you play baseball?

    haha

  • "Hey Johnny can you get off your bike and keep a look out for the cops while I finish hot-wiring this jeep?"

  • HAHAHAHA, best comment on this video dude, congrats.