Star Control 3 - The Daktaklakpak Translated

[TheWomacker]

Chmmr of star control 2: made sense

Chmmr of Star control 3: pathetic awful peice of new age looking crap

Daktaklakpak: awful,simply awful

Hk-47: beats the crap out of daktaklakpak, does what he does, but better.

"Plea: Master, please may i blast the puny meat-sack apart, oh how I have wanted to do it so"

Revan: "No HK-47, not now."

HK-47: "Be thankful this time, meatsack"

[RadcliffOfCrymod]

I liked the DakTakLakPak better when I couldn't understand them. At least they weren't so damned arrogant! I wanted to blow them to bits every time they treated me like a lab experiment. :P

[Norrec87]

I would probably have opened fire as soon as it said DakTakLakPak WAS the shortened form.

I would not make a good captain.

[RET80]

Aren't we all minimally sentient when we look at ourselves...

how deep.

[KornSarum]

I want to shoot that thing...

[SenseiLeRoof]

I still like when the Doog get mad about these guys. "Saying One: You stoopid! Saying Two: Us smart! Saying Three: So derefore YOU STOOPID!"

[RadcliffOfCrymod]

@SenseiLeRoof LMAO!

[rainbowwesley]

It has four eyes, four arms, flys around. How can he walk?

[rainbowwesley]

He doesn't have legs in it. His ship has the drill infront.

[airwolfman]

Conclusion: If human females would speak 100% like Daktaklakpak, human males would understand.

Process: Taking cover. Computing...

[1acount]

process computing,......u mron

[airwolfman]

@1acount Processing: Mron. Error... Can-not compute. Conclusion: Failure in human grammar calibration.

[1acount]

@airwolfman ah fuk u,focossing on trivialities,like most idiots//older

[airwolfman]

@1acount it's only a running gag ; ) chill. somebody ate the troll bait, twice.

[ertyqwer]

If you like the way it talks, you'll probably love Lojban :p

[thegameulost]

It would be fascinating to see a fight between the SCII and SCIII races. Well, the good part is they retained four of the best characters from SCII in SCIII, namely the Chmrr, the Spathi, the Arilou, and the Utwig. Those 4 are battlefield gods in SCII. Pretty sure they are in SCIII as well. Utwig is even safer to use without the melnorme or the Androsynth to deal with. I am a Melee mode nerd, by the way. I know Androsynth aren't actually in SCII story mode and melnorme are not hostile.

[raakone]

@thegameulost But there IS a way to fight Melnorme within the main game

[DarkestFreedom01]

How did you get the voices to work on DOSbox? I had the original disc, and it was a cool game.

[ZarlaSheenaza]

You have to mount the Cd-drive with the CD in it in DOSbox before running the game, then it should play with the voices.

[DarkestFreedom01]

I put the .VOC file in the Starcon3 folder, lol. it worked.

[Zernium]

The DakTakLakPak have the one decent theme song in the entire game. I get the feeling that if they had actually put it to good instrumentation and made it audible, it would actually be pretty good.

[discoder]

Heh. I can see why KOTOR referenced this.

[ZarlaSheenaza]

It did?

[discoder]

HK-47 talks exactly the same way.

[LanceVader]

@discoder

HK-47 is awesome.

[jjstile]

Does anyone know where you can download this?

[barak219]

use real player to download this in flv directly from this page.

[AviramG]

I wish it ran on my computer...

does anyone have any idea how to make it run on a dual core athlon using vista?

[ZarlaSheenaza]

I use DOSbox, that should solve most problems. :O

[DeeperBlueX16]

Heh, this is the first time I actually listened to what they were saying.

[matticusprime]

When the Daks ask to give your appellation I always responded with "Appellation? You mean my name?" because then they'd refer to you as "appellation-you-mean-my-name" until corrected. First time I did that was when I started to suspect that maybe they weren't all that bright.

Still the best new race in SC3 though.

[RevNoahWhateley]

I think the Daktaklakpak were great as villains. Everything they said was just so intensely condescending, and they had great puppets. Even their name is cool, because it sounds like a string of broken code.

[RET80]

I have always wanted to make a non profit show about Star Control. I attempted once years ago with a bit of success. It was 95% computer generated. I used the old AMIGA machines (lightwave) to generate the 3D models...

Maybe one day I'll give a whack at it again wiht my much updated technology...

[UchijaJPX]

i would like to see a star control 4 i can't wait to know what will happen

[thkaal]

You need Star Control 3 first. That one that was released was just a money maker for accolade, not from Toys for Bob, nor was it from Reiche

[hoyle1911]

Oh yeah. This was the game that killed an otherwise incredible franchise after Star Control 2. A perfect lesson showing why change for the sake of change isn't smart game design.

[Alexyvil]

Still, Star Control II is still way better than SCIII

[Shavarnarak]

Oh yes... SCIII was very short, had this tiny little map, the Crux where feeble foes, most of the lines from SCIII where just recycled from SCII. And though the K'tang amused me, most of the new races where boring.

Plus the ICOM's pretty much an ingame walkthrough and then there's that damned 'ethics council'

[thegreyarcher]

The Daks are such asses, except you have to understand what they are saying to realize what jerks they are.

[RealParadoxBlues]

Why do they sound so much like the Daleks?

[Earthling20]

GOD that conversation was WAY TOO BORING.

what kind of crap race is that?

blabla daktaklakpak blablablablablabla daktaklakpak !!! BAH

[FlyByPC]

You should try talking to them *without* the translator. It's a much shorter conversation and always ends in violence...

[articfox2276]

I meant the nextgen gundam game i saw for the ps3. it looks like it was one of the first games out for the ps2. horrible.

[articfox2276]

God this brings back memories. Imagine a nextgen star control 4? But nooo. We get shit gundam games instead.

[TOLLMASTER]

Only MOST Gundam games are terrible. I'd rather have a good Gundam game rather than another poor Star Control game.

[OrgrimFreeman]

I Less Than Three the Daks!

[Slylendro]

maybe the only decent new race in sc3