Rapper Pisses On Himself During Rap Battle! (Cockamamie Jamie from THE ARGYLE PIMPS)

[murder4life11]

Pissing in the pants commences at 5:55

[NoOneImportant3104]

Wow Cockamamie Jamie wooped Filthy Freshes ASS!

[toniannyo]

Hmm that was an interesting freestyle..

[2991aic]

He didn't piss himself it was water

[jabz1101]

he must have been sceard as hell when he wet his pants

[boondoggle6]

does he dress to the left?

[CaUcAsIoNhIsPaNic]

Wtf... Why?

[malluguy26]

these people need to go a mental hospital B4 the stage

[bonermelt]

@malluguy26 I agree tota....wait....what are you talking about?

[BIIGDADDY71]

french montana vs mgk lmao

[SuperRandalls1]

WTF



[lilblizzard71]

AHAHAHAHA WHAT A FUCKING QUEER AHAHAHAHAHAHA

[KingPyzon]

haha what a legend

[Shuzanne]

ROFLMFAO I'm pretty sure he did that to be funny and cuz he couldn't hold it in cuz look at how much came out LMFAO!

[adem1000000]

Sad thing is...he was pretty fucking dope

[NismoSL3]

he's fuckin jokin.....that geeza who pissed himself is makin the point that even if he pisses his the other rapper still cant compete....i dont kno this rapper from day but i reckon he's havin a laugh!!

[razorpayne13]

Kids, that is why battle rap aint for the faint of heart....dont front on you'll be ok....

[2Phaktor]

The fat guy with the boa falling all over the place....

[cristiPeace1]

U dumbasses he was wigglein the whole time

[miss28swaggyal]

fake

[67Zaka]

Obviusly scened at the moment, you guys are just to dumb to realise that!

[TheProverbialHater]

Dude rapping while this is happening and didn't mention not one freestyle about him pissing himself? What kind of off brand battle rapper are you? Do you know how many things rhyme with Pee and piss?

[TheProverbialHater]

What is the tactical advantage or strategy for pissing yourself in a battle on purpose? What is the point? I don't believe he pissed on himself on purpose. Who does that? He's wack and now his career is over. This is the wackest battle of all time. Illmac kill yourself for putting your name to this shit here.

[slimpretty4life]

he does not piss himself on purpose you can tell that he was holding his piss for a long time look at him prancing around holding it in before he did it ... he just tried to play it off because he knew it was bound to happen .... DUM ASSES JUST WATCH THE VIDEO YOU CAN TELL HES HOLDING IN HIS URINE THE WHOLE TIME LOOK AT HIM MOVING AROUND .

[UTUBEAJ24682]

Either way, whether he meant to do it or not(I kinda think he meant to do it), you have to admit that was very creative. He asked the guy out, made himself seem super gay, and followed through on what he said he would do (he said he would pee on himself in his last freestyle), all just to distract his opponent and get a reaction out of the crowd. Plus he didn't have to rely on those little gimmicks considering how he even out rapped the guy as well. Very well played in my opinion.

[TheThereGreatest]

HE LOOKS LIKE HE WAS A LITTLE HAD WHILE PEEING

[BonjourGorgeous]

lol no seriosly he pisses himself on purpose, listen to his lyrics b4 he does it, hes talking about pissin himself, plus u can see him concentrate and stand still n force it out, its weird n makes no fuckin sence but the guy knew what he was doin it wasnt an accident. just a weird sence of humour???

[PrototypeKOG]

"Now everybody from 313..."

[mariocoxjr]

@SinCityLvRocker you mean holy piss

[pitt5958]

Well he was dancibg around the whole time. I would have called a timeout or grab somebodies bottle

[pimpflex123]

Itsss skull khann

[KINGKARMA21]

Damn that whiteboy is wack and he trys to make his accident stylish hahaha fukin fail

[checkyerself]

HAHA he rules!!

[ShamuNtheHomies]

When ya gotta go, ya gotta go.

[SinCityLvRocker]

Hahaha holy shit

[ShavedBunny]

somebody's gon' get pissed off, someone might get pissed on.

[thegreatB05]

he pisses himself and murdres him hell tha fuck na

[romello6130]

Damn and illmaculate was right next to him keepin time...lol...

[albondeb]

Liquid diahorea dingleberry kabopsh

[BronxCity1221]

LOL! funniest part is when the fat nigga tripped! WHAT THE FUCK!!!! LOL

[MrTiimboSlice]

you know that nigga has to pss to he couldnt sit stil haHAHAHAH

[SharpshootaEnt]

these niggas cornyyyyyyyyyy

[xxxM0STWANTEDxxx]

"This dude just pissed his pants what the fuck? Aww shit he needs to get fucked in the butt."

That was more embarrassing than the dude pissing his pants.

[PassionPrevaiIs]

whata fag this guy is...pissing himself and acts proud of it....wow. fail

[uncurablekill]

2:50 what an asshole

[90876589]

HAHAHAHAHAHA what a fucking disgrace, that wasn't on purpose he was rocking around and fidgeting to hold it in, it just turns out that he couldn't hold it in any longer and tryed to style it out, nice try but you just pissed on yourself in front of a crowd, hahahahaha

[TrickEist]

FAIL!!!!

[MisterRarsclartPest]

why?

[cmwerner100]

He definitely destroyed that battle, but pissin his pants was just weird and unnecessary.

[googlevideosrule]

o dear lord fuk me tht was funny hahahahaha

[TheBAC27]

OMG what the hell he did that for

[Tankerrob]

lol he smoked the guy on the left and cracked up the crowd.

[kingbanksss]

for ur next battle buy sum huggies pampers G

[Quagigitymire]

GOTTA BE ON PURPOSE.. food shit

[MartyMcDoom]

he was moving and looking like he had to pee really bad the whole time...but generally the battle was weak in my opinion

[Cheddar323]

So because he did it on purpose its suppose to make it any more acceptable come on he's a grown ass man no need to rely on those antics in a battle he had already won the battle so why did he do it I mean wasn't he weird enough already ?

[rvnization]

Damn that guys a fuckin BOSS killed that weak ass chollo and made him look like a bitch!

[huntinginfidels911]

i dont understand why hed do that?? even if it was on purpose did he really need to do that?? thats fucking weird man , there was like 3 sexy girls standing a foot away from him WATCHING him do that, fucking weird

[xxLilJXxX]

what the hell was he thinking?

[snrav3r]

wtf lol thats the best way of defending your verse id ever seen

[drama1er1]

Their both fags

[MrCopeRTC]

i really wanna punch his hipsterish nerdy ass

[jacksonblade1990]

2:11 i felt that

[Snapback97]

Is that illmac hosting?

[adsyboy07]

I've never stared at someone's crotch more than in this video.. Never again.

[HistoryHmoobGuy]

DUMB ASS NASTY WHITE BOY !

[Juillardl]

He was doing pretty good until he pissed himself

[MaS3RaTi]

im agree with CaLiKuShSmOkEr420

[CaLiKuShSmOkEr420]

I BET U ANYTHING HE DID IT ON PURPOSE U STUPID FUCKS

[taajiir123]

Is that Illmaculate hosting that battle?? and could someone tell me the name of this battle

[bonermelt]

"You're" - it's basic English.

[vampireone]

dude NO ONE pisses themself on purpose.. your an idiot

[bonermelt]

@vampireone Translated: Dude, NO ONE pisses themselves on purpose...you're an idiot. -- Before calling someone an idiot, at least learn the proper way to do it without coming off like an idiot yourself. Plus, your mother's a whore.

[bonermelt]

@bonermelt Mostly the part about your mother being a whore. :)

[sicteer69]

@bonermelt

Why are you talking to yourself? (<----proper English)

[vampireone]

@bonermelt you once again just proved your an idiot, and your rapping is horrendous, i would keep your day job at target if i was you

[doreilly15]

@bonermelt his point got across didn't it?

[dasired1995]

Bonermelt wtf you ruined the rap career

[MsPaparatz]

6:15 he starts to pee what a weirdo he seems proud??? gross and his voice sucks haahaha freakin erckle

[puttnam1]

Ozzie Bit the head of a chicken, this dude pissed his pants..... ABSOLUTLY BRILLIANT... tHAT RIGHT THERE IS SHOW BIZ.

[jot2b]

That was awesome, by far the best rap battle I've ever seen. Mad props @bonermelt, you are a True Performer. The other guy was decent but you made him look like a chump. And when that dude fell off the stage and you said... "WTF?!" HAHAHAHAH priceless

[Mihaela4life]

cockamie jamie is the illest!!!

[DannyG674]

I have serious respect for you, it must have took balls of steel to release yourself in front of the crowd. Well done sir.

[bonermelt]

@DannyG674 Glad you caught the vision. Thanks Danny.

[TheWrongEnemy]

The fuck homie, why would anyone piss themselves on purpose or not in a rap battle? SMFH

There is no rebuttal for that. Rap career, dead.

[slangshotstudios]

"all my niggas and my niggas" lmfao wtf dude stank

but still that dude pissing his pants is just hilarious. what a pathetic loser.

[icommentonvideos1]

5:58 To skip the bullshit.

[bighead69852]

both of them white pricks can't rap

[tmanuel44]

Even if it matched the rhyme, it was weird as fuck and you can't deny that shit.

[mickmackmanul]

both of them WEAK AS HELL,but that skinny four eyed fuck funny lmao

[AccidentProne632]

so whats your answer bitch are you my boyfriend or not

[MrJamesDearman]

This guy might have pissed his pants, but his raps were dope as hell, he tor up that dude and pissin his pants made that benner look like a dame fool, he got his as raped on by a nerd who pisses his pants. I like this vid. it was tight and funny

[dillonjbritt]

you could see him doing the pee pee dance before :)

[bonermelt]

@dillonjbritt I was holding it for more than an hour.

[dillonjbritt]

@bonermelt why didnt you go pee? note to self go pee before rap battle

[bonermelt]

@dillonjbritt listen to the rhymes. it was on purpose.

[hellapinoy123]

@bonermelt wow you're so gangster. I hope more rappers on Grindtime learn this awesome technique.

[GeekingForJesus]

@bonermelt You.... you intentionally peed your pants....??

[ITzHaZzA666]

@bonermelt If it was on purpose, why the Hell were you trying so desperately to hold it in? As dillonjbritt put it so nicely, you were doing the 'pee pee dance'. And if it WAS intentional, (which I find extremely doubtful seeing as you are in front of a crowd of onlookers), then I suggest you visit a Shrink.

[adamsalas2009]

SO FUCKING FUNNY WHITE BOY GOT MESKINNNN LOL

[xxxM0STWANTEDxxx]

"Look this dude just pissed his pants. Aww shit he needs to get fucked in the butt."

Lol

[bigcuz46]

Ib don't even care that that fool pissed his pants he was gettin that cat from new mexico. I'm from new mexico and those cats all spit the same way n its wack

[dewnoff]

yo cockamamie i need a lyrical transcription of this ill shit!

[JcAfrikanDevil]

what a fag for pissing himself just to win...typical white bitch!

[bbrownjr75]

all the cool kids pee their pants, Billy Madison is the truth

[ckyfan8291]

i know what you did man, you popped a warm steel reserve in your hoodie, SAME thing as piss... and the fucked up thing is i really think thats what you did...

[EzraMurdock115]

Hey man I heard u had a bottle of water in your sweater just to throw that shity rapper off topic.

[bonermelt]

@EzraMurdock115 - completely untrue. pissing your pants is not a big deal, people have made it into something bigger than what it is. it's not like i ate a piece of shit. also, check the video, there's nothing in my pockets. unless i found some way to twist the cap off a water bottle with no hands, then have it delay spilling.

[childsboi88]

@bonermelt dude you pissed your freaking pants thats embarrising and dumb of you why you aint go to the bathroom and you didnt have a water bottle you was shaking and shivering the hole time dummy

[dewnoff]

@childsboi88 missed the point much

[TheD2474]

Lol the other rapper don't what to say

[lil1pdiddy]

why are there so many people recording this the guy with the hat sucks

[possiblypeter]

I wonder if he only did it as a diversion. If so he is a genius.

[Streets7SBP]

Fake ass cappers.

[yaashdev]

all i heard from that vato is facebook 'poke' and fresno.

[JONANTANJAMPOOLRUBIO]

5:54

Saved my nigga jose the trouble looking for that shiet

[vicgran08]

that fat guys sucks, no one cheers for him haha

[MurphGiovanni]

"you look like kid rock after years of set backs" lol that was pretty funny...but damn, that dude has woody allan swagger...what a fucking hipster dork

[OolabaSwa]

@MurphGiovanni He said KID FROST not ROCK. Do you honestly think that guy looks anything like Kid Rock?

[MurphGiovanni]

@OolabaSwa you're right lol....i don't know how the fuck i misheard that

[ellochum5]

check that out

[MrGonJahHero]

i want 7 minutes 48 seconds of my life back youtube.

[ljaradat33]

low point of illmacs life

[Alecszander93]

He has learned to utilize the d in drama aka distraction. i have taught him well.

[codyleestewart]

Who fucking won?!?!?!?!

[codyleestewart]

Wait!! Who won?!?! Motherfuckers

[bonermelt]

@codyleestewart I won.

[Xxbart412Xx]

fail!

[dolincalgardd]

If you watch that dude you can tell he had to piss the whole time. haha

[ImSoJelly]

That guy was so classy about pissing himself

[supaniggaman]

Lmao

[xXxSp0txXx]

My mother is a whore

[SRH514HipHop]

lol yo honestly if the rapper battling piss boy was smart hed rap about him pissing his pants. piss boy was proving a point, he could piss his pants at a battle and still merk

[MissDreww]

As gross as it is to urinate on your self, that guy was pretty smart, it distracted the other guy while rapping,(;

[MrJuniorCampbell]

this shit needs to be on tos.0

[CowboyMovement]

. Smh , He Embarressed

[33deadpool]

lov how he stops and adresses the dude trippin with a nice "wut the FUCK?" at 2:52 LOL hahahaha and (no homo) i was starin at dudes crotch and aint see nuffin lol

[iGotzDaFame]

The Guy With The Ants In His Pants's Tuff ^_^

[pennyrich007]

these mother fuckers suck

[PaperPlanesOfPiff]

seems as if the nigga kept peeing and shit??

[7olkz]

Da shitt jus bigger nd bigger nd no homo datt piss started off kinda high

[Matrixmadman]

is that illmaculate hosting this?

[mikeridezabike]

@Matrixmadman i know right? if it isnt it must be someone that looks exactly like him.

[WeAreATG]

wack version of "wild N' out"

[Earlhank]

that is literally the weirdest fucking thing i ever seen in a battle... my jaw is still hanging. i dont know what to say. did he do that shit to fuck with the other dude or did he actually have to piss??? hahaha thats fucking hilarious!

[YOUSREW]

What Native Americans Still Exist!? Whoa and they're all wearing people clothes and speaking english. This shit's crazy....

[NsKrewtable]

I prolly would have liked this if tha one dude was actually freestyling......and if he didnt end up pissing himself

[DeleteriousWords]

he really did have a FLOW going

[Hollowman45698]

I listen to the Argyle Pimps all the time, introduced it to all my friends and im still the only one who likes it, maybe I just appreciate good music

[illmatic94stillmatic]

Lmfao that dude is a fucking genius!

[KampBoi]

Is that his rap battle technique to distract his opponent and have him fuckin up is flow?... Dude in the tight pant = 1 Other Guy = 0

[nolanish]

the fool with the fedora has nooooo swag what so ever

[TheOreoskate]

I had to rewiind it when it said wtf

[MadSUPANOVA]

Man I can't freestsyle- cause i always curse- but this joint right here -Funny- dude is funny! entertainment for real! this is the funniest shit!

[MadSUPANOVA]

Man I can't freestsyle- cause i always curse- but this joint right here -Funny- dude is funny! entertainment for real!

[22111mr]

fucking whack cunts. you'll never have careers in music

[Doonie602]

That shit gay.

[bonermelt]

@Doonie602 You mother is a whore.

[Doonie602]

@bonermelt wow are you kidding me.. You get offended by my comment because u probably are gay.. I like ur comment , because it is not true, its just funny to see u comment back defending a guy who pissed his pants in front of a live audience. You my friend are gay. Nuff said.

[bonermelt]

@Doonie602 nope, your mother's a whore.

[Storm8Codes]

@bonermelt You're * proper english please

[nakabar]

@Storm8Codes No, you uppity, trifling hoe. The comment was "that shit gay" not "that shit'S gay", and thus, the reply was "you mother is a whore", not "you'RE mother is a whore". Understand?

[wwRSd11]

@Storm8Codes It's *Your** --> proper english please!

[myloveispuke]

@bonermelt stop responding to people fag.