Everywoman - Maysoon Zaid

[foreverfirst1]

How about to go back to her Arab garbage can and stay there forever.

Make your jokes in Mecca not in New York City.

[maysoonah]

@foreverfirst1 My Garbage can is in NJ where I'm from NOT Saudi dear.

[foreverfirst1]

@maysoonah

Is that because you prefer Jews to your fellow Arabs?

I have a strange feeling that deep inside you are a Zionist!

[spiritedcrone]

Brilliant!

[somethinguncreative]

Her mum's so cute! And, actually I think her dad looks more like Super Mario than Saddam Hussein.

Doo-doo doot-doot-doot-DOOT! :)

[darkangel5968]

You. People. Are. So. Stupid. This isn't even one of her shows!

[hanksnow82]

I'm hard pressed to think of anyone from any country who is as unfunny as you 

[hanksnow82]

@maysoonz Except thats not true and if you ever do mention you're American its always a hyphenated American . A woman almost 40 years old using the term "major fail " is almost funny but does show what a goof you are . Instead of hanging out on YouTube shouldn't you be trying to come up with at lest one funny joke for your act ?

[maysoonz]

@hanksnow82 You are lying I do not ever hyphenate NJ. I was a delegate at the DNC. I can even run for president. I'm American habeeby deal with it.

[hanksnow82]

It's interesting that this no talent hack never identifies herself as an American but i think most Americans would be glad of that .

[maysoonz]

@hanksnow82 Except that I consistently do identify as American and speak ad naseum about being from NJ. 2nd major fail. Wanna keep playing?

[hanksnow82]

Maysoon's comedy is a lot like a a guy with no legs begging on the street .

[snowfiary]

maysoon u're amazing when are u performing in Palestine again!

[hanksnow82]

Shouldn't you have at lest a couple funny jokes if you want to call yourself a comedian ?

[lucierohan]

@hanksnow82 Shouldn't you have less that twenty cocks in your ass and face, if you want to call yourself a pious man? Ok, the faggot thing is getting old. I'm gonna switch to cunt now.

[notoriousdrum1004]

i wonder if the carpet matches the pubes

[maysoonz]

@notoriousdrum1004 its I wonder if the carpet matches the curtains idiot.

[charger7745]

Way to go Maysoon!!!

[dinomite161]

I think Maysoon is beautiful..,and, yes, she is very funny.

[charger7745]

@dinomite161 You right about that!

[SmallestMac]

Brilliant. "...when I talk about Bush, I can't find a non-curse word to describe him...".

Don't listen to Mom. While she strikes me as a decent and caring parent, you need this edge for American comedy; otherwise we'd all be reading Reader's Digest jokes. Me thinks you do need a new agent. Where are you touring next?

[maysoonz]

@ rainbowstains I have performedn in Ramallah, Jenin, and Haifa. Goggle first; it helps you seem less stupid :)

[gvt2u]

She is a very pretty lady. Beautiful face and hair.

[mikeyburn]

*yawn*

[Sinnessa]

Is she funny then?

[rainbowstains]

If you are so brave Ms. Zaid, go perform your comedy show in Jenin or Ramallah (I'm not even suggesting Gaza). See how they react to you. Shish-kebab they'll make out of you. You are also mixing up terms like Arab and Muslims and thus giving people false information. Next year in Jerusalem?? Really? This is a very Jewish phrase adopted by you because you don't have the brains to make up your own??? The temple of Solomon stood on Temple Mount before your people were in diapers. Lies, lies, lies.

[bintalshamsa]

@rainbowstains Science has already proven without a shadow of a doubt, that the Palestinians and Jews are both a part of the same genetic group. Your people are her people, in other words. You have no more right to that land than any of the others who descended from your/their ancestors. If you had any brains of your own, you'd educate yourself instead of passing along these tired bigoted claims.

[rainbowstains]

@bintalshamsa I pondered a long answer to you, but let me give you the shorter version (more suitable for you): HA HA HA.

[maysoonz]

@rainbowstains @ rainbowstains I have performedn in Ramallah, Jenin, and Haifa. Goggle first; it helps you seem less stupid :)

[quilmesfiesta]

@rainbowstains

You got a typical small Jewish zionist brain, which is full of hate, idiocy and bigotry

There are actually more muslim women involved in entertainment in Palestine..

[palizbabygurl94]

habibti keep it going!!u can do it!!ofcourse cuz ur a FALESTINIA!so show evry person how we arabz do it!!

[harrisonlmartin]

How is it "acceptable" when people use those types of insults ? WHAT??

No idea what shes talking about there...

[souriayahabibati]

great woman great work go ahead maysoon

[gfalla69]

Maysoon,

Absolutely bloody marvelous stuff, and I think you're spot on with the need for a different approach to find the positive and connective rôles for Arab women - good for you!

[coollitoful]

Maysoon , You're great who cares if you're 30 or 20

what you're doin is awesome :)))

[strangerlover11]

Is she sick watch her lips stick hahahha

and way her mouth is moving when she

talks..........hahahhahahhahah­ah

sick peoples now best comedians....

hahahhahahahhahah

[xdazzlefairy]

@strangerlover11 she has cerebral palsy and i dont see how thats funny?!

[strangerlover11]

Tell The World How Much You Love Me"

before i started loving you your video is

removed.......hahahahh so put your video

again sexy.........

[hennaG2]

@strangerlover11 Judging by the state of your written English, you weren't actually able to understand Maysoon's introduction of herself. "put [sic] (not sick, honey, SIC - try looking it up.) your video again sexy..."? You're a bit of a weirdo, aren't u? Try actually listening to a joke and you might find out something new.

[strangerlover11]

@hennaG2

oh thank you very much honey but not honey....or no money no honey...hahahha

[blacklight019]

911 was not the first attack america was attacked on its main land...pearl harbor...

[benmoro]

Hawaii is not US main land

[jazzart100]

Good for you Maysoon.

[PoliticalFingers]

She said her father gave her future husband a 25 percent dowry discount for being old and another 25 percent for walking funny.

Leave it up to fathers to ruin everything :-)

[palidebwany]

maysoon she a very talented debwania

[graveforensics]

she is very talented and she has more "balls" to speak out than most blokes I know, so go hard Maysoon :)

[novembers2424]

Mashallah, mad props Maysoon!

[cozmikgate]

darkspoon loser get a life!!!!! and drink bleach

[maysoonz]

i loooooooove gumby; but denounce terrorism.

[graveforensics]

Gumby looks like a toothbrush without bristles, so ya, I can agree with that :D

[dearfajer]

you're a douche bag

[Ramox3]

her mouth!!

[manarn1]

she's coming to jerusalem!?!omg, when???i live in ramallah, it'd be amazing for her to do her act here!

ahla o sahla maysoon,marhaba bek fe bladek :)

[palestinianpatriot91]

she's from my hometown we're so proud!!!

[strawberryseeds92]

she came to our school today shes so cool!

[kimiko218]

She came to my school too!

[pinkw4ffle10]

what a loser.

[balamanti2]

Is that how you say thanks to the American Comedy Colleges /Universities you studied in? By turning up against it and try to outsmart the society? and make your propaganda of conspiracy???Islam and Arbs problems with the west is much deeper it is Islam itself that you should abandon; otherwise your war against america and the west continues in all forms and shapes

[jfahmy1]

omg GTFO.

[maysoonz]

ummmmmmmmmmmmm I'm from NJ buddy and I went to ASU not comedy college and no I wont ever abandon my religion but thanks for the almost incoherent suggestion...

[HannyD67]

Hey Maysoon keep it up, you rock!

[pinkw4ffle10]

you are idiotic loser she's making fun of her own religion.

[Spadyo]

and? nothing wrong with takin' the pee!

[scarab08]

Quit hating on her, God Bless her for doing what she does. she isnt making fun, you need to open up, chill out, and take people in for who they really are. It isnt your place nor is it anyones to judge her. I for one love these arab comedians.

Fillistini Represent!

[xxVabzooxx]

Oh grow up!

[HannyD67]

UmMubarack's beliefs are why Palestinian charities, nationalism and so forth can never move forward. The fact that muslims and/or Arabs are more concerned about language, one's interpretation of Islam and honor is more of a concern than the, killing, suffering and persecution of the Palestinian people, is a tradgedy! Do you really believe that God is more concerned with UmMabarak's moronic view. God has a special place for UmMubarak, not heaven. UmMubarak,thanks for disgracing the religion!

[UmMubarak]

And I am not out in the public saying disgusting things just to be "excepted". Allah swt is sufficent for the believer. And I am not backbiting her, back biting is when your saying something about a person that is not true, it is obvious that she wants our comments or she would not be live on youtube disgracing herself.

[lookitadeenasaur]

Depending on your base language, different people interpret the Holy Quran differently. And even if it's not backbiting its still talking about someone in a bad way. Everyone is raised differently and their values are different. If she feels that she needs to use this language to be understood that is her choice. But in the end it's not your judgement wheater she goes to Heaven or Hell. It is Allah's. So why are you judging her when your judgement doesn't have an effect on her.

[lookitadeenasaur]

you are pakistani aren't you?

[HannyD67]

Your ideology is one of the main roadblocks to Palestinian self-determination. Muslim fundamentalists like you, have innocent Palestinian blood on your hands. You are as guilty as the Israeli's!Your confused concerns and priorities sentence/condemn Palestinians to misery and death. Are you really more concerned about the hajab?Islam is about educated progressive modernazation and your comments and/or beliefs are devoid of this. Your blatant "idiocracy" has caused 13 centuries of regression.

[HannyD67]

Please note that above and all of my comments are directed to UmMabarack, not Miss Zaid. Your inability to understand what is really more important is a testament to the damage that fundamentalists like you have caused since the mid 70's. Closed mindedness and ignorance have no place in Palestinian self-determination as well as Islam. I am Palestinian and I am a Mulsim. UmMubarack, you represent everything wrong with both. Seriously, preach to your own, the uneducated. I SUPPORT MAYSOON ZAID!

[HannyD67]

UmMubarak. What are you saying? What is more important? Is God really more concerned with the BS that you are spewing? Your ideology condemns the Palestinians. Your focus is misguided. Everything we have is from God including ideology, religion and the right to basic human rights. Nothing you speak of addresses this. You are an isolationist. History has proven the failure and danger of this time after time. Do really think that God is unaware of your ignorance and stupidity? Change your ways.

[hop2itrr]

There is actually no one here personally attacking Islam or Arabs, it's all extremely pro Islam and Arabs. No one is attacking you or your beliefs at all, but here you are attacking this young woman trying to change the perception that ALL ARABS ARE THE SAME. We are all completely different. She is fighting for your right to be who you are, my right to be who I am, no matter how different we are. You are no better than conservative republicans bashing Muslims. Shame on you istaghfarullah.

[UmMubarak]

yes you do have to wear hijab it is a commandment in the Quran. What Quran do you read that you do not know hijab is required in Islam. Check Surah Al Ahzab ayat 59 and Surah an nisa 31 hijab is clear. And her mouth is dirty, she uses foul language which is not appropriate for a muslim lady. And she has no shame to say things like that just to make people laugh. Authubillah. Personally you do not know me to question my practice of Islam. which for one i do wear hijab and niqab.

[HannyD67]

Nothing long and dragged out here other than you are a fucking moron! I'm sure your family and friends have pointed this out to you over the span of your life. The hijab outweighs the message Maysoon is trying to convey? She has created and funded her own charity for the Palestinians, yet you speak of the importance of the hijab. If Mohammed was standing in front of the both of you, I would venture that he would kick the crap out of you! I do question your practice of Islam. You are misguided.

[hop2itrr]

really good to know that you're allowed to judge everyone ELSE on their practice of Islam but no one is allowed to judge you on your practice. There is no religion involved in this whole issue. It's about ARABS right now. All Arabs are discriminated against. Christian Arabs, Muslim Arabs, Jewish Arabs, Atheist Arabs, Agnostic Arabs etc. She is trying to give ARABS a voice other than the one the media gives us! Unbelievable wallah that all you think about is what she's wearing!

[lookitadeenasaur]

So what if she isn't wearing a hijab? you dont have to wear a hijab to be a muslim woman.Your speaking like your so relgious, yet your backbiting one of your own. Isn't that haram?

[thenosi1]

she is the most beautiful most confident woman i have ever seen.... aaahhhhh

[UmMubarak]

i think she is disgusting and she has know honor. Come on she is a Muslim woman, she looks like a non muslim, no hijab her bra strap was showing. she looks like trash and she talks trashy for a arab woman. arab women should be ashamed of her.

[lookitadeenasaur]

So what if she isn't wearing a hijab? you dont have to wear a hijab to be a muslim woman.Your speaking like your so relgious, yet your backbiting one of your own. Isn't that haram?

[luxcretia2]

I am atheist, but I just saw a very intelligent girl who says you don`t have to wear Hijab..Religion is in the heart.I pity UmMubarak and people like her.

[imixkumuku]

هاها! انها مضحكة

[omernos87]

"in Arab years I'm actually 67" haaaahahahah

that cracked me up.

I support them, and I do wish for a big rise of comedy by Arabs...

[mightymeaty]

Go go Maysoon... FREE PALESTINE!

[tirobadne]

positive muslim woman? huh! what a naive she is...

[danorisa]

i dont understand why she has never seen a muslim woman protraid on tv as a human being.what about majida el roomi, haifa wehbe (ok shes a bimbo but still),asala nasri,hala sarhan,she needs to watch middle eastern tv.i know i didnt name the most astounding female icons in arabian culture,but u get my point

[grnidgoddss]

she said RARELY had she seen one, not NEVER...

[danorisa]

ok raaaaaaaaaarely..wats up with that?

[grnidgoddss]

Maybe she doesn't consider the highly sexualized images of arab women and as a humane portrayal...it's more like be objectified. But you could e-mail and ask her exactly what she was referring to.

[grnidgoddss]

She could also be referring to the way muslim women are portrayed as victims, voiceless, or terrorists/someone to be feared. For instance the highly publicized report of the teacher in UK.

[sigarahwakass]

I think it was quite obvious that she was referring to American media. Obviously this isn't going to be a problem in Arab countries and their media.

[DinaS7]

Incredible work. Thank you so much for everything you do for all of us.

[al3edr0x]

heh my moms name is maysoon shes palistinian and shes beutiful like maysoon zaid!!! wow they must be related =P

[markhalawa]

So, what was the point of this?