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  • ".. as long as you put up with it."

    We need to speak up folks.

  • Lmao

  • @glenbwest That was Complaints and Grievances. I had to look it up too because I thought this was after 9/11 as well.

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  • im not a religious man but george carlin is a saint in my book

  • I don't have pet peeves i have major psychotic fucking hatreds.

  • i LOL'ed when he mentioned "...how about a riddle?"

  • But George does make a point by saying "they'll take away a gun, but let you keep a knife . . . " . And 911 happened after this, and more.

    But when he complains about "who packed your suitcase" he's off base. That is an essential question.

  • who would dislike this??

  • Ah, and then 911 happened AFTER this.

    "There are no bombs", eh?

    And his "major psychotic f***** hatred" of them asking if he packed his bags is actually a very good question.

    Mildly funny, but totally off-base.

  • @RevavaGold There were no bombs during 9/11 - they hijacked the planes and crashed them into the buildings.... shit stfu

  • @NoMoreDestroyers no they did have bombs, they had the parts in their bags and assembled them in their seats

  • @phaeton01 A flight attendant on Flight 11, a passenger on Flight 175, and passengers on Flight 93 said the hijackers had bombs, but one of the passengers also said he thought the bombs were fake. The FBI found no traces of explosives at the crash sites, and the 9/11 Commission concluded the bombs were probably fake Now STFU

  • @RevavaGold No, I think he hit it right on the head. Our govt is the terrorist. Our govt is the one you should worry about, not some guys with a bomb and a grudge, and if you are, you should examine said grudge before spouting off.

  • @RevavaGold

    9/11 wasn't caused by bombs, it was caused by using the airplane itself as a weapon.

  • Whoopwhoop

  • so so true

  • When was this made????

  • damn man...George always makes my day!

  • Why would you care about wel organized false flag operation in Sep 11? USA is the terrorist. The whole world knows it

  • @nazirdjon more accurate: "The whole world doesn't give a shit about your conspiracies."

  • @naveenc69 maybe if you picked up your lazy ass from your computer games and travelled around the world you would see the real "Whole world" with your own eyes.

  • @nazirdjon aint that the truth

  • @nazirdjon oh the irony of you telling me to get my lazy ass up while you sit at your computer and spread stupid conspiracy shit all of the net. do you really not have anything to do? any girls to fuck? friends to hang out with? or is your job as a janitor at your local strip club not giving you enough pay? just live this life no need to make people believe in your garbage. like seriously? god dam some people are retarded

  • I like how 911 happened after this.

  • @tjtheplay just proves that he was right... its just an illusion of safety

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  • @tjtheplay And all they took on-board were box cutters, perfectly legal back then.

  • @tjtheplay no airport security in the world could stop 911, the guys who it did not use anything that's illegal to bring on planes

  • @janisakironmaiden I guess my comment wasn't worded properly.

    I was agreeing with Carlin that security is an illusion perhaps?

  • When I went to France from England the airport security took my Skippy Peanut Butter -.-'

    They said it wasn't allowed on the airplane. What can I do with peanut butter? Force & shove it down the pilots throat?

  • @BlackItachi8 hahaha

  • @BlackItachi8 You could poison the pilot by feeding him peanut butter if he's allergic.

  • @joezilla29 Very unlikely to happen. Why would I even know that the pilot is allergic? Why would I go to the pilot in the middle of a flight to share my peanut butter with him? That would be a very stupid and unlikely way to crash a plane. O_O

  • "As far as i'm concerned all of this airport security, all the searches, the screenings, the cameras, the questions, it's just one more way of reducing your liberty and reminding you that they can f&&k with you any time they want, as long as you put up with it." GC

  • 23 people work for airport security

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  • I remember saying that the plane engines looked like giant guns when I was 7 years old and flying to Italy, and my mother turned to me and said, "Don't talk about guns, it is not allowed. You cannot talk about guns on planes, they take that very seriously." I just remember thinking, *sounds illogical, skewed and unnecessary*, but rather formed in my 7 year old head as, *that's retarded*

  • "This is just a series of things that are pissing me off."

    George Carlin's entire career in one sentence.

  • It keeps getting worse. Fuck the TSA!

  • stupid cheering yanks. laugh you fuckers.

  • I dont know about you, but all times ive been to airport security we werent allowed to have knives, knitting stuff etc, or one of those globes with water and snow in. Because it has water in it. Just my moms boyfriend buying a shitload of those little globes on our vacation to piss coworker off

  • @Entrayalicious That's the new even tighter airport security, back when George made this performance these things were allowed.

  • Eerily prophetic. My guess is that the CIA had a file on GC based on this rant alone. Of course, now the CIA has a file on me for making a critical assumption about the CIA. My God...what have I done?

  • @dner75 the CIA and more importantly the government already has files on all of us

  • @Hlover01 Yeah...I know...but some of us prefer illusion over despair. 

  • @dner75 RUN! haha

  • I absofuckinglutly love him.

  • Well this was done before 9/11

  • 2 years later on September 11th......

  • @DrMeh3 And look at how airport security prevented that.

  • @Dan474834 Now look at how many terrorists have been prevented from going on the plane.

  • @DrMeh3 The guy with the shoe bobm actually managed to get onto the plane.

  • hahaha this is fuckin great. George Carlin for president. Oh wait is he dead now?

  • @bangmeister yeah :'(

  • I wish he could speak about airport security now..I mean x-rays?

    "WELL, its only as much radiation as your own cell phone gives you, anyway"

    ohhh!!! Great! I didn't know, I'm glad you told me because I'm okay with getting fucked in the ass as long as it's just the tip

  • @bonniebluebroad Just the tip...

  • What year is this?

  • r.i.p George Carlin munch love dis man god bless him....

  • @7kkapone4 That's funny because he was an atheist and he made fun of all religion and gods lol

  • was da name of da movie

  • airport security is bullshit search Aaron Ruso on youtube

  • Thanks for the upload Mike Tap4321,a few versus from the book of the prophet George the Truthfully Humorous/ TSA= Totalitarian Sexual Assaulters

  • AS LONG AS U PUT UP WITH IT!!! see ! he even had to repeat himself and yet, years latter, no ones done a whole lot yet. My bets on anon for getting the ball rolling

  • He said blowing off a bomb in a populated venue is entertaining. This man, though brilliantly funny and insightful at times, was obviously in need of a human touch.

  • @TheInnerOrchestra I think he's had all the human touch he wanted.. Humans are pieces of shit. Myself included.

  • @rivbro91 Of course, the fish never knows he's in an aquarium either.

  • George was fucking hilarious!

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  • so much truth even in comedy, america has been ruling over its people with FEAR for too long. war on terror is a made up propaganda.

  • its funny how i never heard someone say the words "terrorist" and "anthrax" before 2001. So Carlin was right, if a terrorist really wanted to take a plane, he could. And the anthrax thing happened too

  • how bout people stay in there bum ass state or country

  • I just love him so much. Wish he was around...one of my greatest moments would have been able to watch one of these live shows of his. All of you people in the audience--you lucky assholes!

  • 9/11 made airport's security paranoid fuck-heads for life. n u wonder why ppl dont want to travel by air anymore, everybody's too fucking paranoid now its beyond sanity.

  • @GoddessofMurder No I think we're past that, it's the TSA that everyone fears and dislikes.

  • George Carlin is like America's crazy yet really hysterical conspiracy nut grandpa.

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  • Fuck airport security!

  • yeay for entertaiment in life :D

  • i meant 7:29

  • my favorite part is at 7:06

  • And remember when 911 happened the terrorists didn't sneak bombs onto the plane they had box cutters. Also if you want to check for bombs the airport should use bomb sniffing dogs because you don't have to invade privacy and it is way more efficient. The military uses bomb sniffing dogs because their equipment was faulty.

  • I swear to George Carlin, George Carlin is a George Carlin.

  • You know who else hates airport security and the infringement on our freedoms?

    RON PAUL 2012!!!!

    That's right, I said it...

  • @Bulbakip and marijuana freedom peace n love to all 

  • @Bulbakip No one cares.

    Besides, this clip was before 9/11 happened.

  • lol @ all the dumbasses that are "liking" yes it was in 1999.  Fags

  • Technically, he was right, they didn't find any bombs in bags, they took over the planes and crashed them. That's not a bomb.

  • @15Ellimist

    it was a military operation man, nothing to do with hijackings....

  • @15Ellimist

    /watch?v=YMiYvqruf4I

    this one of the best evidences that shows,,,,911 was a high tech militar operation

  • @15Ellimist you know what the funny part is, even that there is no bomb, untill recently saudis going on planes in the US have extensive search and sometimes even cavity search. my cosin, a saudi, who lives in NY told me about this crap. it is humiliating and pointless

  • Holy shit, this is the definition of Patriot.

  • Security...

    They tend to fail just at the right times!

  • LoL @ the faggets fighting,Stfu and watch or don't

  • This what posted on my bday last year :3

  • @ass23ful well then happy belated :)

  • @ass23ful we don't care

  • @ElementHDMac i dont need to be told that

  • if he were still around he would be having a field day with SOPA and ACTA

  • Damn if he hated Airport Security back then imagine now...

  • @StMarciano deadass

  • And what happened two years after this? lol (This was filmed in 1999)

  • @TheMatt7000 the Americans took a bad hit and 11 years later there still on about it. wankers

  • @TheMatt7000 im pretty sure the hijackers didnt use bombs, they used something like.. box cutters. so basically he was right.

  • @charliepossenriede

    they used hight tech military bombs too?

    /watch?v=YMiYvqruf4I

    911 has nothing to do with arabs with box cutters...its a high tech false flag operation and you can find loads of evidences on this....if you do some researching work

  • @TheMatt7000 A false flag attack to remove liberties and reason a war that lasted for another 10 years.

  • 2:45 LMAO!

  • hes fucking great so true

  • I wonder what would happen if you answered these questions the same way that he does when you are asked in the airport lol

  • *take off glasses* mother of god...he predicted the future of america !

  • Legend.

  • Ron Paul 2012!

  • George was a genius of his craft. A great visionary too.

  • Car bombs, drone strikes, the way cowards wage war

  • @FuhrerVonFreiberg There was a time when they said the same about black powder guns.

  • R.I.P. George. We all miss you.

  • in this one he sounds like dennis leary

  • In 2006, I believe, a tourist joked in Moscow's Airport. He said, almost laughing, he has a bomb in his luggage when arrived at the control check. They put him 10 months in forced labor. Funny guy's name is Walter Ghidibacă.

  • @imchangingtrains oh my God is that true?

  • @ichaffee1 yep. use google translate and read his blog totulebine.blogspot .c o m

  • @ichaffee1 you are welcome.

  • airport security ..?

  • I just realised this... George Carlin predicted the recession and the tea party

  • @divinedido the shows just getting started he says we're only in the economy part

  • was this before 9/11?

  • @TheRedGuitar00 yes it was in 1999

  • @TheRedGuitar00 Amazing how right he was the 9/11 planes were highjacked by guys with ..... wait for it ..... KNIFES.

  • @WARP10CK You believe that nonsense? no planes bro

  • @TheRedGuitar00

    I hope so... this guy wouldn't be THAT stupid. I bet he felt bad for the jokes after it happened. though.

  • @TheRedGuitar00 does it matter?

  • @TheMajinTrunks They changed airport security after 9/11.

  • @TheMajinTrunks "does it matter?" that is probably the most stupid smart ass question i have ever been asked on youtube. are you retarded? does your comment matter? Do questions matter? do answers matter? do people matter? does this video matter? shut up. why don't you go push a kid off a swing, that'll teach him to ask what is on his mind. idiot, stay out of everything

  • @TheRedGuitar00 so let me get this. your rant. is about letting people ask the questions they want. and yet you rant on me for asking one myself?

    That totally makes sense. And by makes sense i mean that such poor idiotic logic - i just asked a question i didn't rip his head off - combined with your colorful language from behind a monitor, to random person on the internet, can only mean one thing: your penis will never ever grow no matter how much you scream at your monitor. Grow some manners.

  • @TheRedGuitar00 it doesnt matter cause cia did 9/11 not terrorists

  • @Horreyah

    Say that to the face of a family member of one of the workers in the world trade center.

    You disgust me.

  • @00DevonTheDemon

    He's telling the truth. You were just hypnotized by people that terrorists did that. Personally, the advantages are too great for it to be a coincidence, so I think there's a little more to that little story.

  • @ThroatyHerois Truth or not, there is no evidence so it might as well have never happened for all we know. Creationists use the same type of arguments: life is too complex to be a coincidence. This kind of wishful thinking is worthless.

  • @00DevonTheDemon i would say that to a family member who lost someone in the collapse bitch. Thank you for proving youre a close-minded prick

  • @Horreyah This is irrelevant if there is no evidence. This is how it goes: evidence = it happened, no evidence = did not happen. If you want to believe things for which there is no evidence you should just stick to the Bible.

  • @Miranox2 no no no my friend thats not how it goes it goes like this shit happens government hides the evidence from public view and gives you their version which coincidentally fits their needs for control and accuses someone else so you can go and wage a war and kill thousands.dont be naive

  • @Horreyah Both in science and in court, the key element is EVIDENCE. I cannot emphasize this enough. It doesn't matter how convenient something seems, without evidence you cannot logically connect two events. Otherwise, we might as well argue whether we live inside the Matrix and the world we see is just an illusion.

  • @Horreyah You're fucking dumb as shit haha

  • @TheRedGuitar00 and if the government saw this then they wouldve made a better airport security protocol. instead of the 3 big questions.

  • We avoid risks in life so we can make it safely to death.

  • @dobbins2550 listen the guy was a freaking God! NEWSFLASH PAL! the world is a terrible place not far off hell itself. Wars, religion, anarchy the only way to get by is with simple hilarious humor wether or not it is dark humor. Now hud yer weesht!

  • he was one of a kind, what a great and truly free man. Like a Diogenes of the XX century

  • @dobbins2550 do you not understand sarcasm used for humour?

  • I say we stop putting up with their shit! Tell the next tsa agent you encounter to shove that wand they have up their ass. No body scans! No groping! And No tsa!

  • Jesus, this guy is funny one minute and completely out of his god damn mind the next. I feel bad for him, how he thought the world sucked so bad and this illusion he eludes to all of the time. Come on, get serious for one minute, could he possibly think it is entertaining for one second to see innocent people blown up by terrorist? He is pretty convincing. I doubt he is resting in peace, he doesn't come off as a peaceful person. Poor guy hated everything.

  • @dobbins2550 sometimes frustration is born from empathy, he expressed his frustration through comedy, if you pay attention to all his material and watch interviews you'll see that he wasn't all that bitter, it was a style all his own to grab your attention and rattle you so you'd think for yourself, thats just my opinion though. he was like an angry father of global proportions.

  • @dobbins2550 well its a show probably he was joking, if you look at some of his interviews when he was older he talks about why he considers it an entertainment, and he seemed like a very easy going guy.

  • @dobbins2550 i saw 911 as entertainment....

  • @dobbins2550

    I'd like you to meet my good friend Comedy. Comedy's a great guy to hang out with, provided you understand a few things about him first. Otherwise he comes off as a real asshole.

    See, Comedy is smart. Razor sharp. This allows him to discuss things with apt understanding and to provide a unique position. He's also a witty guy, and fairly lighthearted, which allows him to comment on serious issues with serious thoughts and still make you smile.[/part 1]

  • @dobbins2550

    Follow-up:

    The trouble is, sometimes Comedy will make observations that are both true and funny, and then follow it up with something entirely amusing, not so much entirely true, even if there's a grain of reality in it. So what he meant as a joke comes off as a position. This might make it hard at first to discern what he means, but believe me, after chilling with him for a while, you'll get better at it. Eventually it'll be second nature.[/part 2]

  • @dobbins2550 Satire, my friend, satire.

  • just for george carlin, im gonna go eat at wendys while reading people magazine tomorrow

  • This man predicted what would otherwise become of the security issue. "It's one more way to reduce your liberty and remind you that they can fuck with you anytime they want as long as you put up with it" Look at what has happened and still happening and TELL ME IF THIS ISN'T THE TRUTH!!

    Also, the economy is on the merge of collapse.

  • George is so funny! I can't stop laughing every time I watch his viseo's!

  • did you hear about the lady who couldn't bring cupcake in the plane?

  • thanks for uploading... wow, what a prophet he was.....

  • LOL

  • mr carlin is now under the watchfull eye of the free thinker deprtment of the FBI

  • @MrDannysuzy no he isnt. he's dead ;)

  • I agree with must of it..but even though he might be joking...nobody wants to be involved in a bombing....its not entertaining...its sad...

  • @NoAtheists actually you clearly dont know anything... many christian (white) terrorist groups and terrorist attacks, like Oklahoma bombing or the killing in Norway...a few planes have been used by white terrorists in the Balkans conflicts