Twitter in Plainer English

[RedDaVincy]

Your friend doesn't CARE.

[Vlaew]

Your friend doesn't care.

[Evilbeyond1]

Guess what? Im ur friend, and I dont care.

Lmao twitter is dumbshit, use facebook, and be smart

[JFitz815]

@Evilbeyond1

>Facebook

>Smart

Pick one.

[dettaglio]

Yeah, your friend doesn't care of that shit, be it email or twatter. :D cool video

[Pcfan11]

YOUR FRIEND DOSENT CARE

[darkwolfy503]

THIS SUMS UP TWITTER, NO ONE FUCKING CARES.

[SentientMalos]

The ironic thing is that this is going on my Twitter.

[manamongretards]

I don't use Twitter, but if I did I'd make sure to tell all my friends how huge my latest shit was.

[theyangist]

Someone's been following me! Furious masturbation shall ensue.

[theyangist]

Okay, so apparently this got popular enough for Lee LeFever to let me shit all over him in a private letter that I have yet to release. I'll put that somewhere sometime.

I've decided to put a few more videos up (and maybe even clean up this one) now that I've figured how to best exploit this new idiot box. More will come of this later...

[CelGaming]

@theyangist "5 months ago"

[GreenVirus76]

So true.

I don't like twitter. Supports attention whores.

[Ironzealot7531]

perfectly accurate

Twitter: because you honestly believe people care about what you're doing

[masterfox3000]

What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing?

[katakis1]

Encyclopedia Dramatica?

[Stefan1826MV2]

yes

[Speedy149U]

@katakis1 FTL = FOR THE LULZ!

[nekopiratesanji]

So perfect. Win.

[ASilentMassacre]

lol

[purtymusic]

Lmao XD

[PhilipEbanks]

WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE VIEWS?!?

Twatter is absurd with things such as e-mail and phones.

[Tentiez]

Oh wow, xD

I love this.

I have a friend who is obsessed with Twitter, egh.

And I'm the friend who most certainly doesn't care, haha.

[KyKoC]

I guess my friend doesnt care D:

[yobignol]

haha!

[simkinggold555]

Your friend doesn't need to know that, Your friend doesn't care

ROFL

[tssexychanel]

I love it

[BarrettTV]

LOL so true

[omglolwtfpwnd]

Last nights taco bell sure didn't set well with my gastrointestinal system. Phew. D-:

[ASilentMassacre]

lol.....wtf

[cosy18]

the average joe make that is true other ppl do thing like stocktwits

[theyangist]

I have no clue what you've just written.

[RedDaVincy]

@theyangist You're just in the wrong dimension, stockwit.

[theyangist]

That made even less sense than what the last guy said.

[RedDaVincy]

@theyangist So ungrateful, I defended you in your short crusade against Annie Leonard.

[theyangist]

@RedDaVincy (1) Nothing on YouTube is a crusade. (2) No amount of defense of my views means that I "owe you" the freedom to write nonsense elsewhere and remain free from criticism. Any decent scientist would recognize that.

[RedDaVincy]

@theyangist Are you unable to take a joke, SIR?

[fuxutoo]

very awsome indeed

[mmorpgman]

You sir, win the internets.

[CrimsonGrog]

This is so much better than the real video.

[lulzeaterlol]

your friend dosent care

[FailedStatus]

This couldn't be more accurate.

[blahmaen]

True.

[junitono1]

hey guize, i just bought a ice coffee, just thought youd liek to know that :3

[DestinyOnToast]

lmfaoooo oh man, you're brilliant :')

[CKnightsofni]

It makes soo much sense now

[Quex01]

lol

[BesosDeHuesos]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I am a fan of Twitter, but this is just too good! It IS brilliant retrospective and objective humor on the subject of a new epidemic like Twitter.

[theyangist]

The best part of the original video is that it inadvertently badmouths the product it is "supporting" in the first thirty seconds.

You'd have to have a pretty low attention span (i.e. already be predisposed to being a twat) to not detect some of the counters to using Twitter that are present in Twitter's own promotional material.

[PancakeRecipes]

you are a fan of twitter? why?