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  • REEFERS.

  • oh i mean the toyes

  • an dis song is orginaly made by the toynes

    write me a private message and i will give you the proof

    one love

  • fuck i live in germany weed wouldnt be legalized one day :(

    one love

  • WTF Wheres The Beginning with Susan!

  • like if this song wants to make you roll 2 joints . :)

  • he smoked 16 joints and can still sing this......wat a badass

  • ...hard work good, hard work fine... but first take care of head!!!

  • YES WE CAN

    P.S for all the dumb asses thats obama's slogan and for all the smart ppl ty for being smart!

  • Shit all drugs should be legal. What people pt in their bodies is their business. Same thing appiles for gay marriage

  • agreed

  • theres nothing wrong with pot. its just tv makes it seem so wrong and bad an yea when you start putting shit up your nose and shit your lifes gonna do downhill eventually. its like no smiles inbetween.

  • This is a truly touching session here, well done everyone we're definatley progressing here...:/

  • OK SERIOUSLY.

    fuck everybody who think weed is bad or is wrong i smoke everyday 3-6 times a day i go to work and college and it does not have one bit of an effect on my life besides making it 10 times better and to clear this up there is no way in hell you can od 1. the regular person could not purchase enough to od and 2. there is no way one person can smoke that much in one sitting sorry impossible and one more thing why the fuck whould you waste your time talking about how much you hate weed

  • jeah then u r the exception! i know some former friends that started with weed and now take H and stuff! and this is very hard for me to see ppl who once chilled with u and now beggin for some change at railway stations!

    its now wonder why cannabis is also known as a "gateway drug"

    i also smoked for a very long time and what i realized was that friends were gettin lazy unsocial and addicts!

    nevertheless u all should stay away from drugs! and what u say is a nice euphemism!

    peaze

  • i agree i dont smoke weed but its not bad infact its alot better for you than cigaretts and alchahol the good think is obama is gonna try and make weed legal

  • dude who said obama is gonna try and make weed legal? i never ever heard anythin bout tat..

  • well thats what i hear

  • dude if weed becomes legal thatd be awesome no doubt, but i dont think obama is gonna make it legal, but u can always dream ;)

  • no the best we can hope for is that he will put an end to federal raids on those states that have in some way adopted a drug policy that is practical and that he will have enough good will towards his presidency after fixing the economy (hopefully) that the country as a whole will be more open to so called "progressive" ideas like legalization. IF legalization is to come it will be during a second term as long as the first is a success.

  • ROFL what a junkie

  • love this songgg<3

    and for all you pussy non smokers. dewddd seriouslyy ur retarded. unless youve tried it then you dont know what the fuck your talking about. pot aint fucking addictive. pot is FUCKINGGGG AMAZINGGGGGG<3

  • tru dat, well said, man ive been smoking pot since i was like...9 yrs old and ive quit out of cuiriosity and started again because its amazing not because its addictive.

  • amen

  • "I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints,

    And then I smoke two more"

    brutal XD

  • no escuchen a esos conservadores ignorantes.

    fumen faso y rian!

    este tema es simplemente espectacular

    guante sublaim! xD

  • this is funny as fuck, we got people talkin bout shit they dont understand. Weed can't kill ya. Wonder how much you'd have to smoke to even think that. Oh wait up, if you were thinking you would not have made that comment. If ignorance is bliss you must be one happy sumbitch.

  • you have to smoke twice your wieght in weed to over dose, if you could even get that much weed iid be suprized

  • Thats even terribly hard if you were a midget baby ;P

  • SMOKE UP!!!!

  • i smoke 2 joints before i smoke 2 joints...then i smoke 2 more and im blaazed

  • RIP Bradley

  • i like the fire effect you put on the joints.

  • bob marleys version is better but i still love sublime

  • song was made after bob marley died, so i'm pretty sure he didn't make his version.

  • rofl favorite line" i smoke two joints before i smoke two joints; and then i smoke two more"

  • mmmmmm... cannabis :P

    :O That reminds me!

    brb, i gotta go smoke three joints :P

  • stfu nixdixrox if you dont like this song why are you wasting time telling people how much you hate it..

    and the only reason you probably dont like it is cause you cant relate to it.

    have you tried weed?

    you probably havent.

  • marijuana is not a drug, it is an herb. are you going to sit there and say to yourself that oregano, thyme, and tarragon are also drugs? And don't give me the reason that it is a drug because it gets you high. Nutmeg is also and herb that gets you high...Are you going to call nutmeg a drug too?

  • Dude hes right...There nothing wrong with smoking weed its not even abig deal and its more good for u than it is bad in my opinoin...you know how safe weed is? safer than water to tell u the truth...water actually kills people...people drown in it and overdose by drinkin to much water ...weed? hasnt killed a soul to this date and its impossible to overdose on it

  • nutmeg makes u feel like shit though unlike weed

  • wow........evryone says this song is awesome but it isnt!its all about weed and all you ppl that love drugs can suck my cock!ha bitches

  • fuck you! go to like a city and say that on a megaphone and see how fast you get dropped. maybe not by a pothead... but... fuck you you ignorant fuck.

  • yes it is. i dont smoke and i still like it. SO FOOK OFF

  • wow..... that was really stupid.... why the fuck are you listening to this song if you hate it??? and does it matter if people smoke pot or not?? i dont but the people who i know that do are actually pretty cool.

    And who is laughing??? you are laughing cause you want head from guys... you are pretty gay

  • Your an idiot.

  • ...Ew, fag.

  • Well aren't you a goodie two shoes, don't judge what you haven't experienced. I used to have alot of prejeduice against people who smoked weed, then I tried it. And it isn't such a big deal, it makes you feel good. Thats it. Now i'm a recreationel user, and its great. And its even proven that Cannabis is a good medication for all kinds of illnesses, aswell as smoking pure weed once a month is good for your lungs.

  • anybody who smokes for fun everyday is a total failure...smoke that shit for special occasions knam sayin? its not good to feel disconnected every single day...not sayin you smoke er day

  • i smoke every day and i love life

  • you fail at life

  • nah im just happy im not out of it all day only for a small portion

  • I agree with you mate, ofcourse i don't smoke everyday. But if I did it wouldn't matter. Im have chronich pain problems, so im pretty much high everyday on my morphine medication. And i've found marrijuana is just as good a painkiller as morphine is for my situation. Though morphine is killing my liver and stomach, and marrijuana isn't. So its a better alternative for me at this point, so actually it would be better if I smoked everyday. But i'm an exeption, Smoking everyday for fun is bad.

  • People get high for all kinds of reasons; pain fun stress etc. There are all kinds of reasons to smoke bud daily since it is so beneficial in most cases and the lesser of two evils almost everytime. the thing is that until med. users stop holding themselves above all other groups of users we will all remain divided as a majority who either smoke or are cool with it & ALL of us will remain in fear of the law smoking everyday for any reason is not bad. just my 2 cents

  • I live in Holland, weed is legal here. So no fear of the law for me :)

  • Lucky you, see all the shit we have to deal with all over bud. the way i hear it though your govt. caved to some pressure to restrict access & close some of the infamous coffee shops.

  • i would lovvvve to know why you guys get so into it and start calling eachother shit when you probably dont know eachother hollllllllllly just go smoke two joints!!!

  • lol i love sublime

  • ppl, stfu, stop trippin, weed is a drug, any type of medication is a drug, any stimulants are drugs, and y does it rlly matter if its a fucking drug or not? we got a shit load of legal shit that is much stronger than weed, the fact that its a drug or not doesnt change anything, but it is most certainly a drug if it changes the ways a body functions, and it is also addictive, ppl say its not but they know they want to smoke some making it an addiction, just not a strong one at that

  • actualyy dumb fuck there are no addictive substances in marijuana or THC weed is attractive just like candy or something its not like nicotene, nicotene is addictive it causes your body to need it so shut your fuckin mouth you dont know anything  fucking a

  • fuck you, anything can have an addiction depending on who the person is, there doesnt have to be any addicting substances, video games is an addiction when all u do is play it alot, junk food is an addiction when thats the only thing u eat, anything can be an addiction w/o having some type of addicting substance to it, they might not be strong, but theyre still classified as a type of addiction, and if i dont know anything then why did u only point out the last small bit of my comment u dip shit

  • Theres a difference between an addiction and a habit.

  • towel heads? what stereotypical stupid american children you are. what about all those poor Muslim children who have no choice but to be prosecuted. FUCK U

  • **persecuted.

    not prosecuted =)

  • hahaha..good ish.

    im hizzigh.

  • just another junkie. who gives a shit.

  • only reason cannabis isnt legal is because itd be so hard to tax, its too easy to grow

  • i smoke 2 after work.look foward 2 5o'clock everyday.

  • CHYEAH SMOKE 3 JOINTS HOW BOUT!? wicked song <333333

  • everyone search bigmikeyproduction watch all his videos and comment on how much of a faggot he is!

  • Nobody's ever OD'd on weed. Allergy maybe. This talented bastard OD'd on heroin. RIP.

  • All of you are out of your mind, the only way you can Overdose on Marijuana is to smoke twice your body weight in one sitting (Approximately 6 Hours) which is clearly not possible, I weigh about 170 Pounds, which means in order for me to Overdose, I would have to smoke 340 Pounds in 6 hours, the reason for this is because your body cannot handle the pressure of containing that much stimuli and because weed smoke is thicker, it pretty much suffocates you...

  • Don't get so worked up people. It's just a song.

  • I think I read somewhere that you'd have to smoke something like 900 joints in one sitting to OD

  • and on top of that, you have to fully ingest ALL the smoke, cuz sometimes when you exhale, some of the chronic gets wasted.

  • there is no proof of anyone ever OD on weed and if it could kill i would be dead have been smoking for a solid 10 year .

  • What year did this come out?

  • I call utter bullshit on that.

    Weed does not kill. You would pass out long before you even got close to an OD level.

    Bad reaction? Your friend lies, or doesn't know what he's talking about, or maybe it was just time for uncle to have a heart attack.

  • its might not be a lie. marijuana makes your heart rate faster that old people with heart problems may not be able to handel

  • Pretty sure you can't like overdose on weed, but it does fuck your head up royally s its probably best not to really...

  • u can not i repeat CAN NOT!!!!!! od on weed i should know ive been smoking for a couple years now

  • dude this song gets me high just listing to it

  • hahaha wtf square and triangle bongs?

  • ppl, stfu, stop trippin, weed is a drug, any type of medication is a drug, any stimulants are drugs, and y does it rlly matter if its a fucking drug or not? we got a shit load of legal shit that is much stronger than weed, the fact that its a drug or not doesnt change anything, but it is most certainly a drug if it changes the ways a body functions, and it is also addictive, ppl say its not but they know they want to smoke some making it an addiction, just not a strong one at that

  • the towel head thing is a little tasteless.

  • sublime is the best band ever but it seams to me that more than half of sublime fan our stoners im not but idont have any thing agist stoners

  • dood i listen to this song evrtime im high!

  • Deaths per year resulting from alcohol: 100,000

    · Deaths per year resulting from tobacco: 430,000

    · Deaths per year resulting from aspirin: 180- 1000

    · Deaths per year resulting from legal drugs: 106,000

    · Deaths that have ever occurred in direct result of Cannabis: 0 (that's right zero) let us smoke WEED!!well i eat my weed but fuck it legalize the shit

    Copy and paste!!!

  • as much as i like the sound of that...they would tax it and would be way more and not as good cuz everyone would be doin it.. Nobody has died from weed in a year? i find that VERY hard to believe

  • its damn near impossible to od on weed so y do u find that hard to believe that nobodies died from it in a year?

  • you may not be able to die from it but u can do dumb shit that can kill u while stoned. ive nearly died lots of times, everything good in life has a risk attatched to it and weed is no exception. however people that dont believe the incredibly low death rate from weed are people that listen to the government far too much, most drugs are awesome, as long as u have the tolerance for them.

  • how can you do dumb shit that kills you, i'm lazy as fuck when i'm high and i don't want to do anything, let alone something stupid thats gonna kill me

  • yea i know. i barely even wana move afterwards. im usually too lazy to do fatal shit

  • Nobody has ever died from weed. but weed related deaths are still there. like car crashes while stoned mothers dropping there babys while fryed. drowning because you hit your head off a rock while swimming at the pond because your too stoned

  • Plus, some people can die from weed, only from smoking it. They can get a highly

    (haha! good pun) bad reaction to it. My friend in my old maths class said his uncle had a heart attack from just one toke, the THC does something to there blood or something. Sketchy stuff.

  • thats a load of s**t. there is a possibility that he had an allergic reaction or something but there is ALMOST no way that you could overdose on weed. sorry

  • not even almost... mj cant kill you ever. you would pass out before you even got anywhere near dieing. its not like alcohol where if you pass out your basically near death or comatose. and as far as an allergic reaction thats the "high" and everyone gets that

  • I doubt your friend knew the full story, he may have had a allergic reaction or could have even had a blood problem to start with. He probably had a high blood pressure and was freaked out about toking. Which raised it REALLY high causing him to die, if he drank alot the same thing would probably happen.

  • Deaths per year resulting from alcohol: 100,000

    · Deaths per year resulting from tobacco: 430,000

    · Deaths per year resulting from aspirin: 180- 1000

    · Deaths per year resulting from legal drugs: 106,000

    · Deaths that have ever occurred in direct result of Cannabis: 0 (that's right zero) let us smoke WEED!!

    Copy and paste!!!

  • no offence, not like i dont, but it doesnt mean anything, it just says it doesnt kill people... doesnt mean it doesnt harm people...

    but yeah you got a pretty fair point

  • what the hell

    hahahaha

  • yeah i bet it is.......................

    you ever wonder y this song is called 2 joints, 2 fucking joints to get high, bunk shit

  • Hell yeah, Cali get some of the best herbs.

    Sour Deezle, Grand Masta P, TrainWreck, and some dank as AK. You'll like it here.

    NorCal

  • marijuana is life so go to hell if u say u fail if u smoke

  • I love Marijuana!!!

    It brings peace and harmony to this earth!!!!!

    Smoke if you don't!!!!!!

    I'm 13 and I smoke 3 joints!!!!

    W00TT

  • ur a loser u fail at life that's y u smoke

  • Dude kill yourself

  • lol go smoke nerd try finding a life

  • haha kleuter is talking shit online calling people losers... what a fag haha

  • lol go smoke ur feelings away addicted guy...

  • yeah but you can't spell better...

  • hahahaha love them and who doesn't smoke these days. god damn. if you dont ,,, start. lol

  • love the song but... why no intro? the intro is funny

  • great song!great band!

    ..but the inability to finish the art work pretty well sums up why smokin' two many joints aint good for ya!!

  • phhft

  • when he says in time of peace , i thought he said and im obese LoL

  • soon as u hit cali, go and get u some purple og kush, that'll get the bad taste out your mouth. lol

  • LOL

  • Man, i miss brad. Its just not sublime without him.

    RIP Brad & lou dog!

  • so why not live it? Really think about it, what's stopping you?

  • hey atleast he made a vid. wat did yu do? sit here and complain? dont like the vid then dont watch but shut the hell up

  • For sure xD

  • i love this song...i dont smoke weed but i like the song...this is a bob marley cover. love bob and sublime

  • why does everyone cut out the beginning with the dude talking? i love that part, lol

  • haha i love it!

  • HAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAA

    @ the towel head :P

  • i LOVE this song!! Nice video too!

  • i feel ya urpinned

  • i agree

  • weed is ill..and its been prooven to be GOOD for u. besides i smoke then go get shit done. i smoke then go to the gym. i smoke and i can still act 100 percent STRAIT...u couldnt tell i was high unless i told u. i smoke b4 tests at school and get the best grades. i STAY blazin til the day i die.

  • fuck ya man idk where id be without the shit man keep blazing

  • Smokes a cigarette... this shit is too cold!

    Smokes crack: this shit is too hot!!

    Smokes a joint: mmmmm... this shit is just right... *passes out

    and thats the story of Goldipuffs and the three drugs

    later that evening...

    wtf!? someone's been smokin outta my bowl.. and finished all my stash... and passed out in my couch! and there she still is! hmm.. she's actually kinda hot.. okay she can stay if she pitches in for next sesh.. hey, foxxy lady...

  • lmfao

  • nice one

  • Smoke 2 joints in time of peace, and into a time of war. Smoke 2 joints b4 i smoke 2 joints, and then i smoke some more......Probably the greatest line written :)

  • ummm the "makes me feel alright things off i dont think he somes two joints at the same time : P

  • idk if i like this song but ur pics r super funy *-*

  • eazy-e were u ever cuaght slippin :O

  • You guys don't understand do you? Legalizing this shit isn't easy believe it or not.

  • man u dudes wrote alot...i like to smoke joints period lol

  • i lace them in acid makes trips better

  • guys... it doesn't matter if it's a drug or not... theres not point in geting in a political debate... also... ur mom getting on ur ass.. it's her job... yes.. i don't smoke weed.. nor will i ever do it... i don't care of the effects.. it still wastes time when i could be doing much better things... now i don't have anything personal against people who smoke weed...i have something against people who smoke weed. and try to say theres nothing wrong with it. If you smoke it, don't make excuses ok?

  • eh that makes sense i guess. its the same as drinking, i love to drink and blaze but neither of them are super constructive ways to spend your time. its fun to smoke and it can even be useful but the negatives shouldnt be discarded completely, that just reeks of an immature and irresponsible user.

  • dude chill weed is chill theres nothing "wrong" with it

  • smoke a good spliff of some good sisimelia

  • dude no need for all the...s it just means your a douche bag who is being awkward

  • you've got a point it's just a habit... you have your habit's i have mine.

  • there isn't anything wrong with it........there's something right with it.

  • lol

  • hey man all you need is what god made and beer my friends

  • hell i dont care if weed is a techincaly a drug or not

    i smoke it and always will

    dont care about its label lol

  • right on dude

  • i am so fuckin high right now, w00t w00t

  • hell yah some 10000000000000000000000000 more bicth sublime rocks all you fucking peeps bitch!!!!~n◄

  • WEED AiNT NO pHUCkN DRUq iTZ A HERB....yU FAqZ ARE LAME -&&- MOSt PpL ONLy SMOkE BUD tO BE COoL i SMOkE iT tO RELEiVE MUh MiND 4RM MUh MOM ALWAyZ ON MUh ASs..... PPL WHO BRAq ABOUt iT ARE pHUCkN WACk tHEy JUx WNA FiT iN tHEy PROBLy ONLy TRiED iT 1NCE -&&- iT WHUz PROBLy WELL MOSt LiKELy STRESS [[LOZERz]]
  • wow what are you doing with that random capitalizing of most but not all the letters? wtf is that? i think i remember that being called 'douchebag font' now that i think of it. and the two 'and' symbols with the dashes? uhhh that doesnt make sense. i just smoked and im way more understandable than what you just wrote so, that in itself has just proved many points.

  • fag

  • all drugs should be legal

  • naw........some drugs are a bit too hard.

  • what 'bout the drugs that the FDA says are safe but have all those side effects, those side effects are more serious than any side effect you'd get from weed. THats sum boolshit

  • yo i fuckin smoke bowls until my head explodes

    then can up a chick nd take her face and blo loads

    gotta download "smoke two joints" as my ringtone

    cause its my favorite song

    find me n the back of the classroom lookin a thongs

  • weed is a drug coffee is a drug chocolate is a drug

    but who gives a shit

  • Weed is absolutley a drug.

    "I smoke two joints before I smoke to joints. And then I smoke two more." =D

  • Technically, weed is a drug. A drug is anything that changes the way the body functions. But it shouldnt be a drug. So non technically, its not a drug. haha

  • Weed isn't technically a drug, its a plant and when your burn it it causes abnormal experiences.

    Technically a drug is stuff like crystal Meth, which you have to make to actually get the experiences.

    Shrooms is a drug, but it is all natural unless it is laced. You CAN overdose on shrooms, but you would have to take a lot of it, and hopefully people aren't stupid enough TO overdose.

    Weed should be legal, other kinds of drugs shouldn't be.

    I don't smoke either.

  • LEGALIZE IT