Family Guy - Second Coming of Jesus

[TheScotgray]

Right give me the gum, and we can get this over

Lol

[TheYankeefan93]

624 people snickered and didn't give up the gum

[scottabreitbarth]

Jesus took the gum and turned it into layers.

[Dipstikk]

Society makes fun of little people. We'd be so fucked.

[1029384756ilikepie]

Lol hes like my new science teacher :D

[Kingdragyn18]

Im christian and I think this is funny.

[AgainstYTubePolicy17]

@Kingdragyn18 Good for u! x)

[GriiiiiiinD]

@AssassinJordi

Not literally corners Genius.

[vnut08]

i never knew there was so many athists on here

[GriiiiiiinD]

@videocritic2463

1. To gather his elect from the four corners of the earth and save them.

2. No man will know the day or the hour, not even the angels in Heaven.

3. Like how a lightning bolt appears in the east and can be seen in the west so shall the son of God appear to all.

4. I believe the Mt of Olives

BTW i found this video funny, Family guys awesome!

[YourGFatMyNextShow]

@GriiiiiiinD you christowned him :D

[AssassinJordi]

@GriiiiiiinD I didn't know circular planets had corners.

[Joachimnielsen95]

Republicans are so dumb....

[SUPERsayian2012]

I'm gone forever cause i'm not arguing about this PEACE.

[SUPERsayian2012]

I don't give a fuck what you do and don't believe in just don't argue about religion,who fucking cares who does and doesn't believe,who really fucking cares cause for me i don't fucking care.So fuck you people who are arguing about this.

[94MJG]

Jesus was also black...

[Statstain]

OMG THE BIBLE DOESN'T SUPPORT WAS FAMILY GUY IS SAYING!!!!!!

Lol its a joke calm down...

[Jfoppes]

"The gum please"

Why are people making such. A big deal out of this it's just a tv show clip

[Maserati7200]

Merry Christmas! Happy birthday jesus! :D

[Makashi11]

@Maserati7200 Most likely Jesus wasn't born in late December, but yeah. Enjoy the hollow holidays.

[Maserati7200]

@Makashi11 Haha, I'm not a Christian and I don't believe in God. Jesus was probably born around May/Easter. I was just being comical.

[MultiMintberry]

its funny because the bible never said anything about Jesus being a short and when he shows up everyone is surprised and he is aware of that and tries to tell people it is no big deal

[yugoxgc]

@MultiMintberry well the argument that ppl were shorter in the past is true, so I wouldn't be surprised if he realy were as short as in the clip... it's funny cause it might be true XD

[daniyalkhan2000]

They large and giant. Not shorter

[saxmanchiro]

" I am absolutely convinced that the main source of hatred in the world is religion and I think it should be ridiculed."- C. Hitchens

Keep up the great work script writers. The more attention drawn to the ridiculousness of imaginary sky fairy worship/fear/love, the better.

[ssroym]

That's exactly what my science teacher sounds like

[corycashatt90]

Whats so bad about talking shit about Jesus? Fuck him, he's dead. lol

[trelaman10]

@corycashatt90 go fuck urself pussy atheist

[corycashatt90]

@trelaman10 I already did to gay porn. ;)

[Brendan1246]

@trelaman10 how very christian of you

[laysieloo]

gimmie the gum

[ForeverEmunah]

Pfft. Jesus talking about Science?

I'd love to see Jesus explain the Big Bang Theory, which was created by a Christia...-oh, wait.

Okay. Jesus can talk about Science. :)

[FadyWalker]

Wow I don't even remember this one! I should rewatch the whole show then!

[redstarXsunclan]

@TK125000

he could be. there is no say in what race he was, really. and yes i am a christian 100% just ta let you know

[123BabyVal]

what the hell im jewish!

[TK125000]

I thought Jesus was black...

[ToothpasteCannon]

@TK125000 Historically, his skin would be somewhere in between black and white, as he was born in the Middle East. So yes, this is inaccurate. But not overly so.

[bLuEfL4MeThRoWeR9000]

Haha

[bortelliM]

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[jackrc11]

10 facts about you 1. You're reading my comment 2. You're realizing that's a stupid fact 4. You didn't notice I skipped three 5. You're checking now 6. You're smiling 7. You're still reading my comment 9. You didn't realize I skipped eight 10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again. :) 11. You are enjoying this 12. You didn't realize there's only suppossed to be ten facts Copy and paste this to ONE video... And tommorrow will be the best day ever

[Avoryne]

@jackrc11

You're correct on all but one presumed fact. I did not read your comment. :D

[slytherkatify]

the awkward moment when the two top comments are the same...

[Avoryne]

@slytherkatify And they both suck. :3

[firemonkey341]

And the search for videocritic2463 begins...

[ToftSitties]

Haha i'm pretty sure science and religion are not opposites.

[lightaspliff420]

give me the gum

[AlMaadeed1]

im funny and i find this christian

[planetary109]

@AlMaadeed1 I'm planetary109 and I find you stupid.

[AlMaadeed1]

@planetary109 ok

[SRDTL]

@AlMaadeed1 Nope, you are far from being funny.

[14gocougs]

I'm Christian and I find this funny :p

[frankgodstill]

imagine if that was a kid in a costume ha!

[Gosiis]

100likes..

[videocritic2463]

Oh yeah, i got some questions for you christians out there about the second coming of jesus:

1: why does he come?

2: when does he come?

3: how does he come?

4: where will he come?

[Lucky466]

@videocritic2463 Answer: We don't know, though we can guess he might come again if the world gets in a very bad state. were you really expecting someone to answer all those specific questions?

[Questionable23]

@videocritic2463

LOL. love it.

[arkwrestling145]

@videocritic2463 heres a better question; WHO CARES?

[NyxRedvines]

@videocritic2463

1: Cause he said he would, people lied less 2000 years ago.

2: When he's good ready. It's rude to rush others.

3: How do you cum? ;)

4: In your mom.

[WaffleSP]

@videocritic2463

Answer to all your questions: He just came

[thehardysroxs]

@videocritic2463

1. to save us

2. nobody knows

3. hes jesus i mean seriously does that need to be a question

4. probably israel

[Hobzy107]

@thehardysroxs lol if he comes in israel he's fucked. theyll either kill him again or he'll be victim of a suicide bomber

[jwspitz35]

@videocritic2463

1.) every guy does

2.) after he bangs your mom

3.) with his penis

4.) your mom's face

oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh wait you meant like when will he return to earth, my bad

[chickflickaddict91]

Is that true?? Where they shorter?

[videocritic2463]

@chickflickaddict91 a bit, about 1,50 and nowadays its around 1,70.

[chickflickaddict91]

@videocritic2463 Hmmmm I didnt know that.....

[0mrinsertname0]

Yee guys, i support religion and all but please shut up about it and just watch the damn video.

[salmonh3ad123]

0:22 the girl came out of no where

[TheSmalGuy1]

jesus using science as an argument now that's a first

[spidermanrox1000]

@TheSmalGuy1 yeah hes alway going about the god bollocks

[philessexuk]

@TheSmalGuy1 makes theoretical sense though lol

[Avoryne]

@TheSmalGuy1

Atheism? Of all the religions brah?

[TheSmalGuy1]

@Avoryne Atheism isn't a religion, brah

[Avoryne]

@TheSmalGuy1 Sure is.

[TheSmalGuy1]

@Avoryne atheism is a religion like not collecting stamps is a hobby and being bald is a hair color

[Avoryne]

@TheSmalGuy1 But lack of hair has no color dude.

[knightofbruma]

@TheSmalGuy1 Really that's hilarious seeing how most of the founders of modern science, such as Isaac Newton an Galileo, were Christians

[MalkinFan25]

@knightofbruma St. Thomas Aquinas as well (maybe not a founder, but a major scholar in the combination of theology and science)

[SociallySacred]

@MalkinFan25 Also, the teacher of St. Thomas Aquinas, St. Albert the Great, is the patron saint of science.

[RockYoWorld]

@TheSmalGuy1 God created science, so, naturally....

[Beandude202]

@RockYoWorld

Or rather, the humans created God.

[MrPastrychef100]

@TheSmalGuy1 you're stupid troll.

[planetary109]

@MrPastrychef100 If you just insult people without a reason, that makes you a troll. He's right, Christianity has no science what so ever.

[planetary109]

@TheSmalGuy1 I know right? :P

[Wilkie317]

stop getting offended by a fucking cartoon you pussies

[behnamasid]

Imagine how big the cross was....

[Roblok100]

@strills1234 Aloha Snackbar.

[oakaveli]

@Roblok100 LMAO!!!!!

[mattxr2i]

@strills1234 Ha! You're not even a real Muslim!

[1193joao]

how is it to not know youre brain is washed? how is it to truly believe something that isnt proven at all, and ridicularize something that is either proven, or partially proven? how is it to be so close minded that you dedicate youre life, youre principles, you ideias and everything else, to something other than yourself? i cant imagine it...

[sirwinsalot]

so jesus was fat a midget and black? hmm what a cool picture i have in my head

[WhatTheConnor]

winning an argument on youtube is like winning the special olympics. if you win, you're still retarded.

[OJLaFlare]

@WhatTheConnor old as fuck bro

[WhatTheConnor]

@OJLaFlare had to do it man. i just had to.



[superstan26]

its a fuckin familly guy video not a fucking documentary about religion!

[taylorfan201]

@superstan26 i love your choice of words

[laughaholic987]

HAHAH anyone else notice the irony?

Jesus christ back science up?! WHAHHTT???

[ImTheDogTheBigFatDog]

"give me the gum" hahahahahha

[sicilian12345]

gimme the gum 

[salakast]

jesus was a cool guy, his fan club, ehhhh not so much

[Avdallabill]

Fuck Jesus.

[kubrox91]

my chaplain loves this clip.

[ShadowCrescents]

Jesus: As Science will tell you..

[EvilBowl0fCereal]

I reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeely wanna watch family guy now

[questcecestlepoint]

Lol WIN! 

[WhatsGoodKaylee]

what the hell were they about to do?

[ElasticLeather]

It amazes me how many faggits there are in the comment section

[questcecestlepoint]

@ElasticLeather *faggots

[ElasticLeather]

@questcecestlepoint it can be faggits or faggots

[questcecestlepoint]

@ElasticLeather yes, yes it can. if you spell it wrong.

[ElasticLeather]

@questcecestlepoint Who the hell are you to decide your not jesus

[questcecestlepoint]

@ElasticLeather have you ever seen me and jesus in the same room? no, i thought not

[ElasticLeather]

@questcecestlepoint Just fuck of i don't want to talk to you so just fuck of

[INYO121277]

if this is a mock, it's one of the dumbest things.

It's not even funny and offensive...

ironically facts now, as the year went by, the heights is getting shorter and shorter.

[athomicritics]

@INYO121277 you mean that were returning to be like the people of the middle ages and such who were shorter than us ? how is that possible ?

[INYO121277]

@athomicritics

not, but some of the people are shorter in the elementary schools at their age. When i was young, the seniors has more heights than average of the seniors now. i mean the 4-6 graders

[Xbox360He115Wrath]

@ Dissy1994 I agree on what your saying, we are all people, we shouldn't fight and stuff, if someone has a faith, we shouldn't insult them. How would we like it if we were being insulted. I don't believe in a god or anything like that but I respect that others do. If they don't respect that I don't believe then I just walk away.

[redmage2000]

This shouldn't offend anybody. They're not even making fun of Jesus. They're making fun of how people were shorting a long time ago.

[bobcatallstar7]

I love watching family guy and I think it is really funny but when they make fun of God and Jesus I am offended because I am a christan.

[dissy1994]

See, i'm catholic. Yet I am far from insulted by this. I mean really, its family guy. What I don't get, is why atheist (not all) start insulting what other people believe in. If someone who has a religion in your area is pissing you off, go do something to them. Not everybody is the same, afterall.

[BabyMarie6]

give me the gummmm

[ArtiePiscano]

fuck jesus, fuckin homo

[iiamMOES]

How come everytime someone makes fun of jezus a lot of people dislike the video? Don't christians have humor or something?

[Silverballer45ACP]

@iiamMOES If u told a religious joke in the middle east u wouldn't be worrieng about laughter, u'd probably be dead. LOL But that's not the point xD I was raised catholic (I'm agnostic now), but in defense of catholics and/or religious people, they do have sense of humor. My dad for example is a believer and does laugh at stuff like this. Is the FANATICISM, the haters and internet whores who disliked this video dude. 'sides, why is the dislike bar so important to you. They pay u or something?

[INYO121277]

@iiamMOES well, maybe it's just nasty to mock people.

[alexcheeperlolex]

the reason theres no top comment is because theres a massive flame war going on in the comment section, "I SHALL FIGHT FOR FREEDOM!"

[DestroyerOfSense000]

@alexcheeperlolex Freedom from overanalyzing retards!! Part of philosophy and rational argument, folks, is not being BIASED. It also is sort of a bad sign if you're doing it while watching FAMILY GUY.

[louielouie11224]

@BelieveandtrustJesus you're funny! I like you!

[Uberdude6666]

"Give me the gum" xD

[69Bananas69]

@BelieveandtrustJesus please don't go around ruining funny videos with your preaching

[therobc]

Hahahhahha stop all the religious bullshit it's just family guy

[rummy389]

Ads suck..

[GooFySwag1]

h ttp :/ /freeminecraft.me /?ref =515718

free minecraft

[MrBross1112]

why cant we just be tolerant of everyone views vv

[Southparkateer2]

@MrBross1112 Because fairy tails are for childrean

[TwoandaHalfPygmies]

@Southparkateer2

Because you really showed your intellagence by spelling children wrong.

[Southparkateer2]

@TwoandaHalfPygmies Because you just showed your intelligence by spelling

"Intellagence", you really want to go down that road?...

[TwoandaHalfPygmies]

@Southparkateer2

Either way, Intelligence is a much bigger word the Children

[Southparkateer2]

@TwoandaHalfPygmies "Than children" not "The Children" please

stop trying to correct someone who acctually knows the language...

[TwoandaHalfPygmies]

@Southparkateer2

It's sad that you spell actually wrong even though i'm not even english.

[Southparkateer2]

@TwoandaHalfPygmies Why don't you go spell cock

between your mom's legs... And stop bugging me

[TwoandaHalfPygmies]

@Southparkateer2

Yuuup. Nice cowardice.

[TheMormonsrock]

@Southparkateer2 if thats true EVERYTHING IS A FAIRY TALE! I'm guessing your an atheist do you believe in the bang? What is that? A TALL TALE! xD

[Southparkateer2]

@TheMormonsrock I believe that when it comes to

putting my faith into something I'll go for something

proven by acctual specialists, rather than an outdated

moral code, backed up by ridiculous bases in superstition

[redwingfan41]

@TheMormonsrock

More school, less church please. Scientists treat the big bang as an educated guess. Very few educated minds would have the stupidity and boldness to flat out say they understand how the universe was created. Believe what you want, but don't compare thousand year old religious texts to theories that have been tested and critiqued rigorously for the past few decades by our top minds.

[SwimmingMunky]

@TheMormonsrock I was born and raised mormon for the past 19 years. I am an atheist. The church is a well structured organization and does lots of good in many peoples lives, but that doesnt make it true. Science is true. Science can be proven and tested. Give science a chance.

[TwoandaHalfPygmies]

@SwimmingMunky

Science...

Science cannot prove anything.

It never has.

It never will.

The end.

[tomaandmax]

@TwoandaHalfPygmies Yeah your right. Gravity and Space travel is a myth. I didn't know the Amish were allowed internet access. Shut the fuck up and read a god damn book retard

[Dubickimus]

@TwoandaHalfPygmies ok you are an absolute fuck-head because without science you couldn't even type that comment on whatever peice of technology you're using. you know why? because god didn't invent computers. humans did by using science.

[TwoandaHalfPygmies]

@Dubickimus

Three types of science.

Science: An endeaver used to discover and innuciate facts to try to learn more about the new world.

Applied Science: Using science to make life easier

Technology: Machines used to make life easier, similar to applied science and usually the result of it.

Umad?

[R0611994]

@TwoandaHalfPygmies

I think u need to go in depth with science before u even talk about it buddy

[TwoandaHalfPygmies]

@R0611994

Same here.

[TheMormonsrock]

@SwimmingMunky BAhahahaha how bout. NO! goodness I'm not leaving to Sceince! No way No how!

[bazinga1964]

@HardforJesus actually as an atheist I can tell you that that is simply not true.

[HardforJesus]

Why do all atheists take part in bestiality? Discuss.

[IamMiaow]

Hulu wasted 6 seconds of my life

to skip hulu ad... 0:06

[YounngRose]

....ha... -.-

.Family guy happens to be one of my fav shows, but that Steve McFarland guy is a douche who needs to go to hell. Seriously, hate his dirty, stupid ass. Cherrio' lol.

[arukax]

FUCK ALL OF YOU.YOU SATANIC PEOPLE JESUS DIED FOR OUR SIN AND YOUR MOCKING HIM, FUCK YOU FUCK FAMILY GUY.FUCK YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YOU GUY'S CAN SUCK DICK BITCHS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ILUMINATI FUCKER'S FUCK ALL THAT HATE AND MOCK CHRIST FUCK YOU ALLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AND ONE DAY YOU ALL WILL GO TO HELL IF YOU DON'T CHANGE.FUCKERS HAHAHAH TAKE THAT.

[tickingmadness1]

@arukax you come to a comedy video just to say that dont you have something better to do..... like go to church or a soup kitchen or something like that

[unclewedgie200]

@arukax

woah... that totally changed my perspective on life. thanks for opening my eyes. i'm a changed man. your retarded babbling has made me a better person.

[glagos93]

@arukax How very christian of you.

Are you one of those idiot conspiracy theorists who believe that the illuminati still exists and wants a new world order?

[MsAbixxx]

@arukax WOW! O.O

Your a very lonely person aren't you

[redfordforpresident]

Just like Walt Disney, Jesus was frozen because he suffered from erectile dysfunction. That's why he wore an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini on the cross. He did not want Mary Magdalene to know he couldn't get it up anymore and he was not well hung. Which is why Mary Magdalene The Ho had him crucified. Ho Ho Ho - the reason we celebrate Jesus's birthday on Santa Claus Day. Jesus liked dirty talk and was very kinky, thus Jesus freak. He will return when Viagra has no side effects.

[hackerblackspear]

@redfordforpresident TROLL,W/ NO LIFE,GOT AIDS,FLAT AND PALSY OF BRAIN,SMALL DICK,HOMOCIDE,SHIT-EATER,AND FOREVER ALONE.GO BITCH YOURSELF BITCH.FUCK ALL OF YOUR KIND WHO BOAST ABOUT RELIGION AND PROVE THAT YOU ARE TOTALLY RETARDED.I DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOU AND RELIGION-OFFENDING SHIT.

I BET YOU EAT MORE SHIT THAN ANY LOWLIFE,TAKE MORE HEADSHOT THAN PARIS HILTON,AND 5 OF YOUR TODOS ARE EATING SHIT,DRINKING SHIT,COVERED W/ SHIT,SWIMMING IN SHIT AND INCEST W/ YOUR PARENTS WHO ARE FUCKING SHIT IDIOTS

[arukax]

@hackerblackspear FUCK YOU AND YUR HOLE SATANIC FAMILY GO TO HELL AND SUCK DICK U HATE CHRIST WELL I GOT TWO WORDS FOR YOU FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!