Captain Kirk has taken too much fucking LSD

[jagfug]

My trippy friend just sent this to me. Had me laughing so hard I was crying. I felt like I was tripping along with him! F'n funny!

[laceykastern]

91 people didn't make it back to the ship.

[magemeatloaf]

r/trees sent me here. [0]

[DirtyReplicant]

"I feel like i'm 2000 people!"

[busplunger]

my cheeks hurt

[ZypherZP]

4:11 penisis all over me, i can't breathe...

[44dasockpuppets]

lmfao...that was great.... ya know the gorn is 4th cousin 2 raptor jeezus.... ; )~

[TheBurningworlds]

"I need help...some kind of sick bay."

[jrizos]

This is the best thing on the internet.

[nakidsoul]

"Damnit Jim...I'm a Doctor..not your personal f'n pharmacologist that was a 4 way hit...!!!

[ikeaboy262]

MY PENIS NEEDS TO BE WRAPPED IN PURE ALCOHOL.

[yageman]

89 people have never taken too much lsd.

They would know better if they had.

"I'm gonna go ahead an dislike something I don't understand"...(click)

[NiCKTaNGeNT]

i hate it with the beat. fair enough? sorry. much funnier without white guy funk.

[20thCenturyFauxPas]

@NiCKTaNGeNT

YoUr OpINioN iS NoTEd, iS duMB

[Andreus]

New crazy fan theory: the entire Star Trek universe is a very (very very very) extended acid trip inside Kirk's head. He's been eating tabs for several years straight while occasionally popping other drugs too. DS9 was the result of too much coke, the TNG movies were a bad trip, all the best episodes in Voyager were when he did DMT and ecstasy and Enterprise was when he ran out of acid and started chugging cough medicine.

[cantecleer]

@Andreus Your logic would impress even a Vulcan... ;)

[jays2good]

CHECK OUT CAPTAIN KIRK VS CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS IN EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY!!!

[broadcastmyass4u]

i need help i taken two times as many times LSD that can kill a human bein i can't go underground.. i'm breathin LSD, ive got penises all over me!

[screaminpman]

@piercethevale Nice! I literally laughed out loud. Thanks!

[mmendel46]

My penis needs to be wrapped in pure alcohol

[ashvinsawhney]

fkn awesome...lol

[yageman]

Captains log:

my pesin crew has been grounded by plant poisons. I need to get back to the ship .

[Arctisavanger]

LSD? More like LDS.

[bklounge273]

89 people took too much LSD

[UltraTacoOK]

I want that bass tone from the intro!

[Flegetanis]

"Harcourt Fenton Mudd, you've been dosing again!"

[chrisjsnelling]

haha the slap at 2.40 !!!

[hothorse711]

I CANT BREATH!!!!!!!!!!! GET BACK TO THE SHIP!!!!!!!!!!! 87 people didnt make it to the ship the LSD won

[thruid3]

Captains Log..... Star date 2 point 5 something............I've taken too much LSD...I've taken plant poisons LSD, I can't breath, I'm underwater, I feel like my penis is underground...................­...LMFAO !!!

[MrBewls]

damn i missed this episode of star trek :( this is super smashin great!

[dnm25]

when I started watching I had NO IDEA just how hilarious this video was gonna get!

[atomicwave]

I can't go underground, I have to breathe two times, I feel like 2,000 people I'm tripping out.

[japangiveortake]

Why isn't this video more popular?

[SalandFindles]

I finally understand the hilarity of this video. Never saw it before.

[shockraid1]

Too ... LACKaDAsical too STONED to even resPOND...

[cantecleer]

-- "Cpt's Log... stardate 2.something.FUCK IT!" <---- lulz

[Lojikbom]

4:03 ... my favorite lines.

"I need help. I've taken two times as many times as LSD that can kill a human being. I can't go underground. I'm breathing LSD. I got penises all over me."

[Mithoxamine]

God damn this is amazing hahahaha

[DroneFragger]

space? Space! SPAAAAAAAAAAAACCEEE!!

- Personality core, 2011.

[godsmackfan1]

lmfao!

[pigsnott]

"I'm tryin to get a circumcision....my penis needs to be wrapped in pure alcohol" - fukin brilliant!

[RockstarDream666]

hahahahahaha chick with three titties! ....nice!

[971759]

boobs fromtotal recall at 3:51

[rainephoenix]

fuuuucckkk ive watched this every morning for a week

[agentvirgo]

I need to go back to the ship, myself. I've been stuck on this planet too long.

[Mrhellsy]

This is fucking amazing

[msckeeper]

Love playing this joint on the drums



[Matzie93]

87 people can´t breath.

[MrRobbinhoodz]

this is the best shit ever.

[LordSatanaez]

I brush my teeth to this

[Dizalddin]

87 people have penis' all over them.

[SaikerDa]

86 people have taken too much fucking LSD

[marrrrrrks]

I've taken some sort of psychedelic plant here..... couldn't be avoided

[marrrrrrks]

hahahahahahahahahah funniest thing today

[tamoki]

86 people need to go back to the ship

[MrJtr75]

done anyone know the names of the episodes of Star Trek that are shown in this video. Also what are the three women dancing with 4 eyes from?

[ColbertPhilosopher]

@MrJtr75 All of the parts where Kirk is wearing a collar is from the episodes "The Gamesters of Triskellion." All the parts with the Gorn or where Kirk is talking into a silver tube is from "Arena." All the parts where Kirk is acting really weird or is with a midgit is from "Plato's Stepchildren." The parts where Kirk wakes up in a bearskin with a woman is from "The Paradise Syndrome." Reaction shots of crew come mostly from "Arena." I don't know where most of the non-trek stuff comes from.

[mmendel46]

too. much. fucking. lsd

[essexburgess]

This is fucking ridiculous

[SubEffect0]

I'm watching this again and it just gets better!

[Malunat13]

i feel like im breathing liquid water...

[slymee83]

i'm underwater i feel like my penis is on the ground

[slymee83]

i got penises all over me

[panda2live]

I've taken some sort of psychedelic plant, it... couldn't be avoided

[Clamwacker]

Damnit the four-eyed, two-mouthed woman freaks me out more than the fact that they randomly use Star Wars clips in this :)

[loz1023]

4:09 "i've got penises all over me" hahahah

[Knightfightateleven]

this is brilliant.I cant stop listening to this, I laugh my ass of everytime

[doctabaldhead]

i cant stop listening this

[soldier9599]

THIS

[lzin5]

83 people need to get back on the goddman ship

[nebraskame]

@lzin5 they can't breathe. ;-)

[GrszledMelkaba]

I found this after having taken a psychedelic plant. Please don't report me to the cops, it couldn't be avoided.

[alexlikescooking]

penis. lsd. i'm underground. fantastic.

[Joeyg143]

John madden?

[gaffneyyy]

seriously this is fucking class

[KusuriRX]

83 people need to take more LSD.

[colig54]

class

[emptycookiejar1]

This is great.

This is just great.

I love this.

[kravn4smore]

3:50 what movie is the chick with 3 boobies from?

[DietTimboSlice]

@kravn4smore Total Recall

[kravn4smore]

@DietTimboSlice thanks

[hypnodance]

@kravn4smore I think it's from Total Recall.

[thecordels]

absolutley brilliant!!......i need to be naked, permantly 

[blackmesalabs]

NEEDTOGOBACKTOTHESHIP

[caesarscott]

unfunny



[seattlefloyd]

Stardate two point five, something. I'm transmitting from the earth's core...

Amazing

[LoonyLooners]

"Fuckin Scott's taken too much LSD, I can't get off this planet"

[Encephalomaniac]

hahahahaha!!!! Song has a groove to it too..

[xXMrSnarkyXx]

82 people have taken too much LSD and they are trying to get a circumcision

[teethgrinder07]

captains log

[tedbulit03]

...I need to contact the ship's surface... this is just too good!

[Fjorleif]

holy balls

[metalalien79]

I breathing LSD I've got penises all over me.

[carlosslim42]

@metalalien79 good for you boy. watch some dubsss

[Silenzio93]

"I've taken some kind of psychedelic plant... couldn't be avoided."

Favorite line.

[colonsmoke]

Everytime I watch this, I pick up something else and it makes me laugh harder. Great job!

[Foomy]

1:55 "Captains Log stardate two point something fucking got- taking to much LSD. I got to get of this planet."

hehe

[leon19951122]

this is great ^^

[zinjax]

The true Captain Kirk.

[billmtracer]

This is just about one of the most hilarious parody remix sort of productions I think I’ve ever seen and heard.

[1StoryImageFigure1]

This is why the Internet was invented.

[1StoryImageFigure1]

Why was a midget riding Captain Kirk at 4:08?

[VanceHill]

@1StoryImageFigure1 Yet another almighty being made Kirk think he was a horse.

[omenmedia]

My people... is like a penis crew.

[mmendel46]

I'm trying to get a circumcision 

[bongfodder]

ya know I was horribly offended when I was a kid a my mother said my hero Capn' Kirk was a crappy actor but now this makes everything clear.

[spiralfunhappytime23]

Makes me want to break my face. 23 thumbs up

[devfool]

Could someone please post the lyrics?

[AJ2987]

I'm breathing lsd/ I got penises all over me XD

[Dranoko]

im surprised this made it on here with the three-titied hooker and all



[GarebearShields]

82 people missed the like button..

[omenmedia]

This is awesome.

[Hiroshiman00]

What the hell are you talking about captain ?

You've been taking more lsd arent you ?

[nixichixi85]

lmao!!! amazing!

[samaraspimp]

i feel like i'm breathing liquid water

[santtuh83]

Let's dance!

[glowunicorn]

so proud of whoever made this. job well done. a great contribution to this world haha

[mattlohkamp]

ha ha, 3:27 - shocked spock.

[drazaky]

F**cking genius!!

[gizmodzine]

pmsl , class , you got a accapella !!1 rofl ,and i really want it

[buokopter]

i love the groove when kirk finally establish connection to the ship. uncut funk

[wunksta]

i love this video, so much

[jrdwtt]

Awesome.

[thebishopdude]

my penis is on the ground... i've never taking so much fucking lsd in my life!!!!

[mrjustin5]

I love the Kirk impersonation: "Kirk to Crew, I've got an emergency. I'm on the planets surface. I've seem to--- Hello? Kirk to Crew?"

"I feel like I'm breathing liquid water! Hello, Crew?!" - "My people is like a penis crew. I can't go underground. I have to breath 2 times. I feel like 2,000 people. I'm trippin' out." BWAAAHAHAHAHA!!! I love this shit. Funniest Star Trek video on the internet. Hands down.

[thebishopdude]

hahhahahahahaahahaha, i feel like 2000 ppl, i'm trippin out i need to go back to the ship!

[Keubrunova]

this rules beyond the wildest epic imagination.

[Keubrunova]

its awesome, so funny, and the tune is just groovy

[iamther]

I'm laughing too hard, I can't breathe I must be doing LSD. I can't breathe, I need to go back to the ship

[synthdood]

ha ha, funny...

[orialairo]

Funky! "I feel like 2000 people, i'm trippin out, i need help!"

[SamuelKhan]

spock is stoned at 2:09

[JamesTKirkCobain]

He is James T, Kirk Cobain

[rascalferret]

total recall jonnycab and triple tits!

[charsenDAO]

I can't really express in words how much I love this video.

[juniorsenior9]

this video is so true to a real lucy expirience

[Zeppelinbro]

Fucking hilarious. The cantina singers. Classic.

[rruuppoo]

epic win

[chrisbbbbchris]

whoever made this is a genius

[spnkr19]

@chrisbbbbchris

It's made by "fall on your sword" they have another one called Shatner of the mountain along with plenty of other awesome songs.

[hendrixphish420]

what is that puppet at the end, those dancing 2 mouthed aliens from?

[diveinme]

this is the fucking funniest thing ive ever seen pure genius

[LorSTApunk07]

I've just discovered this video and it's amazing! Scotty's lines are my favorite.

[styme33]

I may have just pissed a little, while laughing...yep, the blow hole exit area is a bit damp. This is FFFFFFFFFFawesome!!!!!!!!!

[raleighwhisp]

Lol, this is fucking awesome.

[chrisbbbbchris]

@gecko1986

LMFAO

[chrisbbbbchris]

so good..

[gecko1986]

it seems 3 breasted women are okay with youtube :D

[LOLNONSENSE1]

gets better every viewing

[ThomasGoe]

Very nice ! 5 Stars---- Kirk sucks...;-)

[bitkid]

funkeee shit :)

[digitalwatcher]

very good video and music!! A++  lol look at the blue penis monster 4:15

[corpssnare]

Ironically enough, that blue penis monster is from Star Wars.

[JaminBen1914]

LOL

3:27 Shocked Spock

[GORDITO1000]

87% of all Klingon opera is about the singers desire to kill Kirk.

The other 13% of all Klingon opera is about the singers desire to be killed by Kirk in glorious battle.

[ersatzmind]

this is ridiculous and on point

[Conman776]

Lmfao!

[sexyme93]

Too much... fuckin LSD!!!

[arjones87nz]

This will never get old. it's beautiful!

[OniLunchbox]

Bith in my star trek?

[PDXClimbLift86]

3:50 is win!

[shaun0069]

This is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time!

[theTdawgYo]

Uh if Im right, this is fucking awesome?! Captain Kirk is the boss!

[Absinthus]

This is insanely funky.

[antena420]

This is great. let me load my bong again

[serilopr]

poor kirk lol

[xXxtokerxXx90210]

LMAO OMG That is sooo funny.

420 Peace Pot

[Ditch2012]

Too much is dead, Kirk.

[Ballslaw]

rofl

[AJ2987]

it's not a bong, it's the space-saxophone from the original Star-Wars (the scene where they go to that bar where they find Han-Solo)

[FunkinX]

I'm.. underwater I feel like my penisisontheground.