Cinematic Excrement - Episode 16: Meet the Spartans part 1

[GameStation3]

@smeghead4269 If you really hate Twilight, I can't imagine what kind of reaction you'd have to "Vampires Suck." Could you review that sometime? Maybe could you also do "Disaster Movie"?

[TheGemar14]

What was Phil Morris doing here?

[kinzeUK]

I'm sorry but it's as simple as this; Meet The Spartans is funny ONLY if you are:

A) Brain damaged

B) Retarded

C) Under 11

D) Completely bereft of anything resembling a sense of humour

E) All of the above

Without doubt the single worst comedy I've ever not sat through because I physically couldn't. Even worse than Disaster Movie. Just.

:(

[crywolf231]

@kinzeUK ur an ignorant person it was funny ur an asshole no one wants to here ur bullshit opinion stfu

[kinzeUK]

@crywolf231 *sniff

Y U being so howwid to me?

(my view still stands btw) 

[cashomnitrix]

He has braces because he's a teenager in those scenes, hence the acne.

[bshieldsbb01]

You gotta give these guys a little bit of credit in the historical accuracy of homosexual Spartans. The original 300 didn't even go near that.

[kikyosan543]

the only thing about the movie 300 is that they say his name wrong! its (lioniethas greek proun) not lionidis!! its a greek story i willnever undstand why they said his name wrong its horrble!

[worldofpaul12]

lool i luved this movie but as u mentioned above i waas sort of like 12 or something when watching

[spiderlime]

i think that selzer and freidberg could be regarded as the spiritual heirs to jim abrahms and his inane leslie neilsen comedies. these are definitely films of which one has to ask: "ok. i know they were made by people with no respect to human intelligence, SO WHY DOES THE AUDIENCE HAVE TO PROVE THE POINT BY ACTUALLY VIEWING THEM? fool me once shame on you fool me once shame on me!

[HallGardner]

@spiderlime BLASPHEMY !!! Jim Abrahms is a creative genius and together with the Zucker Brothers he is praised and beloved by several generations of UweBollianians, Asylumanists and Neo-Confederated Melvin Kaminskynovichs. If you don't liked Leslie Nielsen comedies you should check your head.

[spiderlime]

@HallGardner check my head i will, lest it prove susceptible to manipulation by these zombie societies, who prove that apparently there is far too much money in the world, and people have absolutely no idea what to spend it on.

[Bwkjam]

@smeghead4269 hey I know you might be busy but could you make more episodes during the summer instead of just once a month. Say mabey every 20 days just a suggestion.

[49860]

very good, now please... wont you please.......just consider...........maybe you could........PLEASE DO HOWARD THE DUCK!

[HallGardner]

So far i will stand up and defend Uwe Boll as the greatest genius he is. Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer still have a lot to learn and frankly you choose the wrong movie to review because so far i laugh more about the movie than about the review it self. You should pick up Disaster Movie to review instead of Meet the Spartans, i am going to see the part 2 now but so far this is your less inspired review ever. I hope you take your time and give Vampire Sucks a mildly positive review.

[Bwkjam]

How could they mock 300 I mean yeah it has it's flaws one being the fact every guy in this is almost naked but I think that was so guys could bring their gfs to it. And she wouldn't complain.

[Bwkjam]

Hallelujah a new episode!

[peterfinnfilms]

Great video, as always!

[Thornton523]

I remember a year or 2 ago my cousins talked about seeing this movie. Back then I assumed it would be a decent movie (because I hadn't heard of the directors), so I ended up renting it a few months later. My god...biggest mistake ever. I could barely survive 1hr of the film because of the ridiculous amount of arbitrary referencing. Honestly, it felt like they were drowning me but I didn't stop-I couldn't stop- because I used good money to rent it :( I felt like an idiot afterwards

[TheHeartless09]

what a awful movie