Ulmeyda

[Zantman2]

I can't stop watching this for some reason....

[JiottoCaspita]

Liquid Snake?

[Kuuma]

I would pay some serious money to know what Andrei is saying while the Republican party guy is calling. It's driving me crazy trying to figure it out.

[matthewlax13]

liquid ulmeyda!! lol damn cam clarke XDD awesome voice

[DJXtreme2]

Ulmeyda for 2012 president!

[Thezeronumber]

E-LoooOOOooo-Shuns

[hotelmario510]

I have no idea what just happened. Did he just cause a terrorist incident? Is everyone somehow okay with that?

WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?!

[TheCuddlyKnife]

@hotelmario510 he obviously was able to see the future. he knew the heaven smile were gonna pounce.

[hotelmario510]

@TheCuddlyKnife Say what?

[PacoTheMuffinman]

@hotelmario510 that tends to be the reaction to Killer 7

[hotelmario510]

@PacoTheMuffinman Ah, thank you.

[TheLakabanzaichrg]

is that battleship island?

[untamedoni]

YOUR AB! that's cool now that is cool

[RunikaMori]

Eww, I shouldn't of looked away from the screen. :(

[KalirSavant]

I wanted to hear Stay C. :<

[krisfrosz133]

Interesting fact: Andrei Ulmeyda was voiced by the same voice actor who did Leonardo of the 1987 TMNT cartoon show and Liquid Snake from Metal Gear Solid.

Cam Clarke is amazing!

[spokeydo]

Andrea Ulmeyda is such a fucking cool character, he seems like hes from the 1970s.

[Zant5976]

"I am the man with the SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAKE!"

[HoundShock]

I want a TEXAS BRONCO t-shirt.

Who's with me?

[M30W3R]

@HoundShock Actually, they sell them :o

[HoundShock]

@M30W3R WHERE?! D:

[M30W3R]

@HoundShock just do a quick google search, IIRC the same brand who made the Texas Bronco shirts also made other shirts you can find in Suda51's games, I don't remember who influenced the other or if it was a mutual thing, yet that shirt really does exist.

[StrangeFilm]

@HoundShock I found one on Cafe press

[HoundShock]

@StrangeFilm I don't think I can get it where I live (I'm from Spain) -w-U

[Wartomx]

"We're allied with the Tauren? Fantastic! We'll be having steak twice a week!"

[NucleaRaptor]

ALMEYDUH

[Atma505]

omg, james flinders. <3 i did NOT notice that the first time playing through the game.

[JonandJonProductions]

So during a live broadcast he decides to just whip it out and start fapping thus blowing up a stadium!? I WANT HIM FOR PRESIDENT!!!

[ajnutable]

I didn't know a guy could get off by blowing up a porno theater. what the hell would you call that?

[Last4xis]

Oh my god, that voice. CAM CLARKE! This is the same guy who did the voice of Liquid Snake in the Metal Gear series. I think he also did the voices of the Blood Elves in World of Warcraft.

Well damn, now whenever I think Liquid Snake, beating off four times a day will come to mind. Fuck.

[ilovebiznatches]

Damn, Since i've played Metal Gear Solid, all i could hear was

BROOOOOOOTHEEEEEERRR

[Cell1511]

This is the first time where a man jizzed in his pants and it was an epic moment. 

[sakoten]

My name is sakoten and I approve of this vide- OH oh my god, I CAN'T HOLD BACK OH OH GOD ... I'M CUMMIN AH OH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAH WHOOOO-

[Gatakumo]

Best Cell shaded graphics n a game , ever

[elementpollo]

Ulmeyda is a creepy guy

[limeymanftw]

Is it just me, or does Ulmeyda sound like Liquid from Metal Gear Solid?

[adry999]

@limeymanftw because it's him, cam clarke

[MrSuperman216]

I love how every mission opens with the Republic party messaging Garcian on deciding on who to vote for in the election

[TrickyTank]

@MrSuperman216

That may be a secret way of getting Garcian to come to the overpass…

[loluntilmypie]

"They won't be tricked by illooooooooshuns anymoar! Oh-- oh my god, I can't hold back! Oh, gawd... I'm cummin.... YEAAAAAAAAAHAH!"

[TelvanniGuard]

Yeeeeeehaaaaaw! Whooo!

See? I told ya..

This.. Is Real.

[94029374938402048]

klineh

[ReisenMell]

YEEEEEEEEEEE-

A++ scene, would watch again!

[MateusTTTT]

The boss fight was just genius... when I was playing, and Ulmeyda started shapeshifting, I was like "oh man, im going to die", then i ran like 20 meters inside those vans... and Ulmeyda never appeared.

So I followed back and shot him, one hit kill... I got a little ashamed.. HAHA!

[Corvastus]

"Now that's cool. THAT is cool!"

[unutterable]

Love the scene that follows this in Garcians' trailer.

Harman: I sense trouble in the south.

Garcian: A young man is causing a commotion.

Harman: Not a revolutionary?

Garcian: He's not of that calibre sir.

[RawbThatPunk]

liquid?

[reniisgod]

Certainly is

[Seydaschu]

I like how Garcian's contact signals him by pretending to be politician spam.

[danthoa]

bet people who comment on the 4 times a day part, do it 5 times a day:D

[Krackelhead]

1:01 Note how, despite the tremendous size of that big friggin' explosion, the building is STILL STANDING.

We're not falling for illusions anymore...

[Okoa]

Hehe, I think the part that's still standing is the highway overpass in the foreground. The actual building was leveled pretty good.

[TheFreezingFeet]

Look closer at the highway overpass. There's still white showing underneath it. The building may have had the roof blown off, but it is indeed still standing.

[Okoa]

Hmm, you may be right. Yeah, looks like the base is still there, it's just the part above where the overpass that was destroyed. I'd still reckon that whatever was in the building at the time has become a smoldering crater.

[lilslugger20]

damn i love ulmeydas monologue...awesome crazyiness

[KiNGSHiNiGaMi777]

All hail Andrie Ulmeyda.

[DKTheHead]

4 TIMES A DAY!!!!

[SawdustProductions]

"We're talkin' guys who beat off FOUR TIMES A DAY!!!"

[ouch11]

yes. yes we are.

"ya dont get it, ya just dont get it do ya!" *inaudible*

"YOURE A.B.!!! whoa, now thats kool! That is kool!"

[TheKingOfAwkward]

Did he climax at the end of the video?

[tissuekins]

The climax was represented by the explosion.

[1xadavid]

Garcian was like " What da F**K??".

[ThePRPD2]

Looks like Jet Set Radio Graphics.

[darkmagic616]

he sounds like liquid snake from metal gear solid the twin snakes

[Joni30Stm]

he is liquid voice actor

[ThemeMusicC]

And also Leonardo!

[Isomnophilia]

From TMNT for the people who ain't seen it for a long time.

[TheCinderblock]

No, it's your opinion that it's shit, so stop claiming as a fact that it is. What do you even know about me anyway? You've seen two Youtube comments made by me, counting this one, and maybe my channel if you cared enough to look. Don't fucking tell me I wouldn't be able to recognize symbolism and subtext in whatever games you'd want to list, asshole. You don't even know me.

[ThePersonofComents]

I know you think you're penis is larger because you thought you beat someone in argument over the internet.

It isn't.

Now stop trolling and go do something.

[ThePersonofComents]

...I Forgot.

But, anyway, Opinions are Opinions.

[TheCinderblock]

God forbid a game makes you think anymore. So because you couldn't understand the game, that makes it bad? Those summaries you read in the FAQs don't magically appear from nowhere, they have to come from somewhere - the GAME. Therefore proving that you can understand it without needing to go to a FAQ.

[jrippz]

*can't tell

[IWantToLiftBig]

No, you just don't get it.

[jrippz]

Please, please explain it to me then. Go ahead.

[Girkon]

Just google Killer7 explanations, then you will have plenty of em' to choose from.

[motherplayer]

Just because its hard for you to understand it doesnt mean that others couldnt.

[IWantToLiftBig]

check out the killer7 sindicate forum and google for "hand in killer7"

I still don't getr so much of the game myself, there are so many ideas and critics in it, this is what makes it so interesting and different from. And the gameplay is really fun, too.

You have to remind yorself that the original version of killer7 was much different from the one that was released. There were a lot more levels but they had to cut them out.

Also there are connections to other Sudagames. check out the forums.

[G3rq]

Not making sense is what makes the game so good,it's so damn crazy it's funny

[Mastumaty]

oh...oh my God...I can't hold back...

[DFaz3]

I blow up a stadium and I

JIZZ IN MY PANTS!

[seangames111]

haha no dompey, hell no

[Sidar654231]

Witness of senseless violence? Remember how the perpetrator looks. Don't let the victims alone.

[ffviicloudffvii7]

omg he jacked off ...............on tv

[SuperGeon]

FOUR TIMES A DAY

best line ever

[fistjedi]

Wow.

[JeffOpon]

LOL Gravity's Rainbow.

[stinkoman2x6]

why do the people who attend Stacy concerts remind me of 4chan?

[Carolitagirl]

So jerking off can make buildings explode... gee, I don't know how guys can walk around with such dangerous things. LOL

[GandWatch]

they walk around? i've never seen any person in the stages walking around...just heaven smiles

[Rice9999]

LOL

[TheJamkeeper]

FOUR TIMES A DAY

[yuggothian]

Cam Clarke!

[StarBucks718]

bizarre, brilliant !

[danthoa]

ulmeyda was the best hit,. too bad he died

good thing he came back as a spirit though

[dasrik]

Take the big risks!

[Bliss189]

aww...i love Ulmeyda

[stinkoman2x6]

Jerking off can make buildings explode?

[silenthillbilies]

yes it does

[HMiste]

Seek medical advice if symptoms are persistent. Consult your doctor if preventative treatment fails.

[tonitoninomi]

I'm convinced they only put Curtis after this guy to make you feel better about having killed him. I mean, who DIDN'T feel genuinely guilty after killing Andrei?

[AliCarmona]

I did

[Phillowe88]

I didnt after that boss fight. Unable to look around corners + silent boss + one hit kill = much swearing.

[1truwildman]

this guy fucking scared the shit out of me i ran around a corner and hten next thing i know my ass got LIT UP

[ThePersonofComents]

Best opening EVAR.

[reniisgod]

Liquid Snake!!

[Madamluna]

FOUR TIMES A DAY

[phantomstriker123]

What the hell is this? xD

[greensucksbluerules]

The Turtles didn't try to lighten Leonardo up again, did they?

[stoatmax]

Go, Cam Clarke!

*thumbs up*

[SaintZefi]

He should've been in No More Heroes.  He would've been the perfect afro-man for charging Travis' beam katana.

[a1ez11]

but i think no more heroes takes place in a different universe than killer 7

[TheMasterPotty]

it sounds like he's beating off and then...BOOM!!! very funny sexual inuendo ^_^

[Puklinn]

I love to repeat this part when im bored.

[chicks123]

He is probably one of the best characters in the game.

[gamerdude14]

andrei ulmeyda is my favorite character in the game

[PhantomFlux8118]

that is one crazy dude and the best character in the game

[DesianHunterX]

"The name's Andrei Ulmeyda". Definitely one of my favorite scenes in the game.

[OMGmyFACE]

I'm going to A-kon as him this year. There's no way I'm not.

[Fma1416]

Videotape yourself, or take pictures. It will be epic.

[BrienBoru]

We're talking about guys that beat off four times a day.

[DannPann]

Can't load it argh!!!

[RevolverPhantom]

Ah, yes.  Andrei Ulmeyda, the man with the plan.

[kleptofrog]

Texas Bronco

[Redattacker]

"Oh, now that is cool. That is cool."

Andrei Ulmeyda is probably the best character in the game.

[peniswithpenis]

<3 Andrei Ulmeyda

[LurkingMonkey]

Ahh! Ahh! I can't hold back! I'm comin'!

Ulmeyda always makes me laugh. Even his Heaven Smile form is kinda funny, with all those tentacles coming out of his afro. Heh heh.

[walletchain]

hahaha i didnt take him seriously at first then i was like...this is a hard boss:S

[frootlump]

This scene always cracks me up when i play Killer 7 XD