The Gladiator teaches YOU to play! by SQUIIDDISH (Assassin's Creed Revelations Gameplay/Tutorial)

[NeutralBanana]

Too much like Captain Awesome.

[asighingboredperson]

Did anyone notice that he saved the Deacon from a dead body?

[Verendus100]

I like watching him cause he rambles so much about nonsense and ohter related game crap :DD

[TheMoldyBurrito]

Squiddish: NOTHING CAN STOP THIS!!! Prestige: Smoke Bomb, Stun or Mute, Stun!

[PhonsesHead]

DEACON POWERSSSSSS!!!!!

[1pureauzzie]

If you missed it he said "PLEASE DON'T ACTUALLY PLAY LIKE THIS".. so listen to him

[ThePianoZeus]

squiddish=beast

[Mad89Ali]

Someone threw something at anacletos 2:36

[joe33378]

Shenmue= Blood, death and combat!

Rainie: Hellooo!

Hexy: ...

Squiiddish: KILL EVERYTHING!

[odinseaflower]

shenmue = stealth

rainie = cute

hexy = quiet

SQUIIDDISH = fucking crazy

[jwharmon85]

I am so glad that I unsubscribed to all of the call of duty commentators and switched to assassins creed. This is hilarious, helpful, and worth my time. Thank you so much Anacletos.

[koncentrat87]

haha listen to the last 2 seconds :D wow man you play like SuperPro Prestige 99 :D

[happylol92]

Whos the ACR nobleman?

[vlarini]

@happylol92 THE GLADIATOR, BITCH

[T0X1CxVB]

lol wtf

[Synthia17]

I thought you will pick the revelations version of the noble as your super pro character :P

[Superbloody888]

Did anyone else notice the throwing knife being thrown at him at 2:36 next to his left foot? o.o

[ryangreen6303]

Thank god he said that at the end only do that tactic in a super pro lobby not online or I will hunt you down and wake you up in the night abd murder you cause you don't get to have the luxury to die in your sleep

[iTzChALLeNgEd]

Even though the whole thing is sorta a joke, these tactics are actually very good...

[iNeedaBetterACTeam]

Shenmue should do one with The...Renegade!!!

[MrPhysixs]

hahah last three seconds will help you understand!

[Gearsman576]

damit squiidish why do people take you so serious

[ezioauditore693]

Why is it squiidish, that every time who do a video on super pro, people take it seriously:P

[StuffandThings85]

Its funny. I suggested to Shenmue on another video that this guy should be the next Super-Pro character because hes so ridiculous and non-stealthy. Some random guy responded, saying "No! Hes a badass! The Privateer and Corsair are the fags of DLC" Looks like I was right...

[cbapiaz]

@StuffandThings85 sure if you dress him like a fucking ridiculous monkey in pink he would sure look stupid and ridiculous... for the people who apreciate the gladiator not just to make fun off we think diferent of this... i feel this a bit of insulting i know is just to make fun and to chose a superpro character but i don't see him as superpro anyway that's just me.....

[Fayth1564]

Super-Pro

S-Rank

[d2beej]

Super Pro FTW!

[CoolShazzax]

yay finally squiiddish !! :3

[weizFunnypeOplez]

Thank you for the strategy

[DavidGamer6]

btw I got 5300 points ^_^

[DavidGamer6]

THX! your ways have helped me gain 1st place,but these guys were hating me for using the gun.He told me to calm down,but no,KEEP KILLING

[DavidGamer6]

XD

[Invisiblexk]

best troll video ever

[beefychicken82]

1:50

Poor Hexy..

[ECsonic18]

2:35 wow...so pro that you actually dodged that knife. lol

[ECsonic18]

EXCITED TO WATCH ME SOME SUPER-PRO!!

[FingerAthLEET]

Anyone who screams at the video and curses is considered hilarious nowadays...

[vSnows]

Hilarious. 

[kramerthegamer1]

38 people don't watch the last three seconds of videos.

[puk182]

my ears hurt now

[Joeysmith2]

Squiidish on Machinima!!! And he brings SUPER-PRO with him! Finally. :D

There are many who clearly don't get the joke though... :L slightly depressing..lol

[dvvv6009]

thank god squiddish is on machinima but i think the superpro vid will backfire

[7bellic]

I like how he says "everything"

[EditingIsAPain]

To make something clear, shenmue and squiiddish have been working together on YouTube since the beginning. They're even in the same clan! They also made up something called superpro, displayed in this video. It's a joke, hence the last three seconds of this video!

[mcdrue]

Epic throwing knife dodge at 02:36

[slimshady123LP]

being on the roof tops doesnt give you a lot of points

[xRoyalGirlx]

omg this is hilarious xD thanx for making awesome vids ✿

[RegensDominor]

I don't care if you care joking about in this video, some kids will watch this and actually do what he's saying promoting noobs. Which WE don't WANT. Shemue36 > Squiiddish.

[eldest91]

@RegensDominor You know Shenmue liked this vid right?

[RegensDominor]

@eldest91 Yes I do, I know they're friends and Shemue helped him get a partnership with Machinmarespawn. I think he's trying to be like Shemue36 a bit too much, I want him to be original

[eldest91]

@RegensDominor Yea i can see that lol. There's so few original AC:R commentators

[RegensDominor]

@eldest91 yeah that's very true, Shemue is the king of AC multiplayer haha

[Joeysmith2]

@RegensDominor @edest91 You've both kinda missed the point here. :D It's a joke, SUPER PRO has to be done in this way, as well as explained in this way.

[RegensDominor]

@Joeysmith2 yeah I know its a joke :) I just think he's trying to be Shemue36 too much

[forthecreed1990]

@RegensDominor incorrect

[EditingIsAPain]

@RegensDominor trying to be him? watch shenmue's original commentaries...he only talks about strategy and the humor was very dry. obviously hes hilarious now, but shenmue and squiiddish have been working together since the beginning. they made the concept of superpro together.

[kpscheier]

squid is so MLG

[someoneyouhate100]

this vid should be named "how to be a noob in assassins creed revelations XD

[umGregg]

Finally squiiddish put something on Machinima

[PiarasL]

gun is so fucking cheap

[AlexJournee]

squid should do a dual com with shenmue

[Omalakas24]

xD i know this is a joke but i really want to see this gameplay on deathmatch xD

[Geivan21]

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.

i am so much laugh right now.

Great video

[iwillkilu123]

a superpro does not stunn am superpro KILLS the living fuck out of anything that moves

[tiltman619]

"Bitch... I did not ask for your opinion,sit down...Im teaching" LOL

[RAAM847]

"i just lost a fight to a street whore, this game isNOT historically acurate!" lol'ed so hard there

[Emvidasch]

Amazing...still doesn't beat Captain Awesome...

[ikkoboy]

@IceOnFire223 Derrp i didnt know, haha i dont really play revelations and shit. My baddddd

[IceOnFire223]

WATCH UNTIL THE VERY END

[ikkoboy]

This guy is like a SHENMUE36 rip off ._.

[IceOnFire223]

@ikkoboy Seriously?  He and Shenmue36 came up with Superpro together. They are friends.

[TheRainySky]

@ikkoboy Actually, this guy is shenmues bro

[blackbelt807]

@ikkoboy he is shemnues friend

[ffsyourself]

Itau. Fieto para voce , wtf i got an advert on this video with an entirly different language :(

[TheBladeOfDestiny974]

You got greater variety in super-pro :)

[TheLaughinAssassin]

"Please don't actually play like this!" lol

[0ptimusbibIe]

do NOT use guns in AC ... this is not fucking COD .. seriously don't do it !!

[SquiiddishReturns]

@0ptimusbibIe

SHOOT EVERYTHING

[jujojoe]

i just wished more people knew that this is a joke, he merely doesnt want u to do this. but some people are just to sucky to not realize roofing is bad XD

[WoahiFoundNemo]

Squiddish, if ACR is Superpro-fied for the next three weeks, I am personally blaming you LOL

[ahflaum]

ATTENTION IF U WATCH THE LAST THREE SECONDS YOU WILL UNDERSTAND

[iamtheNoNamer]

I only super-pro in wanted

[Smalls125]

Great video!

[Smartass3995]

I got 4000 for killing 3 people, I rest my case, awesome video squiddish!

[Fatppl93]

u posted this on machinima!!!!!!???

ahahahaha, good luck, HAHAHAHAHA

omfg, lets see how this goes down, hahahaha, holy shit, GREAT first machinima vid!!!

[raging23]

WHAT?? BUT THE FLOOR IS LAVA!!

[MMeph]

quit fucking yelling

[lvl90001000]

@MMeph I don't think yelling at the computer will help... Then again, captials don't mean they are yelling at all..

[L4V0lpe]

This reminds me of a video by Shenmue36. He made a character called Captain Awesome. It was one of the greatest videos and in the long run it has brought me here. Job well done Squiidish, job well done.

[ozziewannarock]

yay! SQUDDIISH ENTHUSIASM

[L4V0lpe]

This reminds me of a video by Shenmue36. He made a character called Captain Awesome. It was one of the greatest videos and in the long run it has brought me here.

[Firebast17]

and.... all the hard work SHENMUE36 and co have done to teach us otherwise goes down the drain...

[fullmetalfreakKH]

@Firebast17 bitch please, if you look slightly back in the comments Shenmue commented on how THEIR baby 'superpro' the style of game he is playing is on machimina, Squiddish is part of Shenmue and 'co' lol this is satire, a joke. A game style that breaks all the AC rules of stealth and BS to sit with friends laugh and have mindless fun. Check out their channels for them playing 'superpro' together they are funny as hell

[Firebast17]

@fullmetalfreakKH lol, ya i know I love all their vids, its a joke :-p very good vid, very funny :-D

[danielcalbito]

@Firebast17 you know Shenmue36 did some super pro videos too

[Fatppl93]

@Firebast17 ur dumb *facepalms*

[mohamedauf3008]

i forgot to ask what is that mode man ?

[SquiiddishReturns]

@mohamedauf3008

This was Wanted.

[mohamedauf3008]

man i awould like to say that i hate roffers and also guners and you are both but good luck dude hope to play against each other some day mine is hazem3008

[fullmetalfreakKH]

@mohamedauf3008 lol, its a joke, he doesn't want you to play like this, its satire. They call it Superpro a game type team2012 made up where they play like the biggest idiots at the game sprint around and use the gun, breaking all the cardinal rules of AC franchise for fun :D

[Fatppl93]

@mohamedauf3008 1st its roofers

second its gunners

third ur an idiot

[mohamedauf3008]

@Fatppl93 man i didnt insult him by the way the game first tactic is stleath not roofers play as you wish and good luck

[MalfattoIlMostro]

BE GLADIATOR FOREVER!!

[rabbiruka]

HELL YEAH SQUIDDISH!!!!!!

[SaltShakerz93]

the message at the end was necessary.

[InfiniteHAV0K]

Best part 12:46 "Please don't actually play like this!!!"

[CIABLACKOP]

I would kick you're m0th3rf*cking ass at this game.

[TheShenmue36]

Our Baby SUPER PRO is finally on Machinima SQUID ! I feel like a proud parent...

[MrSMC787]

@TheShenmue36 your awesome i love your content

[Emvidasch]

@TheShenmue36 you taught him well Captain Awesome...you taught him well...

[tf2fan006]

ok i enjoy some Assassin Creed Revolutions gameplay

[xMacGyverx1992]

Squid you got a contract with Machinima, with you and shenmue, machinima is so fucked

[SquirrelsFlyHigh]

10:38 you didn't really break her neck, you crushed her chest cavity. Like a Gladiator

[SquiiddishReturns]

Just realized the URL ends with AAAAAAAAAAA. This was obviously done by Youtube as an homage to Anacletos, seeing as its what he screams whenever he kills people.

[The0rihuela]

If any of you motherfuckers dont understand, this is a joke, squid is known for this, this is not how you should play, infact this is the opposite, DONT DO IT

[XxwolfyxoXo]

@The0rihuela ;)))))

[TheMixzy]

this game is not historical accurate! but whatever. LOL!

[Kutahh]

Actually one of the best ac videos ive seen. Gratz on your machinema partnership squiddish!

Funny how a good player can get the same amount of points with 10 kills less.

[LegoMETAL44]

the 2 things i hate about ac multiplayer is that there's no combat systemlike in single player and i hate the honorable death shit

[SquiiddishReturns]

@LegoMETAL44

Honorable Death on the whole is a good idea, but it needs to not exist in some modes. Honorable Death in Escort is just stupid :|

[LegoMETAL44]

@SquiiddishReturns True i can see it in some mode but dm i mean come on if i hit him wouldnt it be smart to kill that fuck

[SquiiddishReturns]

@LegoMETAL44

Well, there's Assassinate if you want a mode where you can just kill your pursuers. But the other modes the idea is to just avoid them lol.

[ccsiper459]

this the opposite of what i heard



[TadashiOniota]

thanks a lot dude. you just ruin the ACR servers!

[T0xicLotus]

@TadashiOniota Pretty sure ACR is already filled with idiots who play like this, hence the taking the piss out of them with SuperPro >.>

[XxLimedx]

BEST VIDEO ON YOUTUBE

[giannidiz]

the multiplayer isnt the assasins. its the templars

[logarithm256]

Needs more animus hacking

[SquiiddishReturns]

@logarithm256

This... this is a good idea.

[Superkilla16]

awesome video, but now a lot more people will play like this even though you said not to. haha

[SquiiddishReturns]

@Superkilla16

I'll give them 1.5 games before they give up on trying to win like this.

[KillTheRabbit45]

Is anyone else having problems with xbox live??

[HMWIVI]

If anyone didn't pay attention to the last 3 seconds of the video, this is a joke.

[Stewie5791]

It was about damn time they recruited Squiddish on machinima!

[ManOfJustice21]

When did Squiddish get on Machinma?

[SquiiddishReturns]

@ManOfJustice21

Well, now, seeing as this is my first Machinima upload. :P

[TurtleNY]

@SquiiddishReturns May there be many more to come >=]

[ManOfJustice21]

@SquiiddishReturns Lol I'm not subbed to Machinima so I didn't know if it was your first. I only saw this from your link on Twitter. Glad to see your on it though lol

[LordKite]

Fuck yeah! Squiiddish on Machinima too!

[Archosakun]

Jokes aren't allowed on Machinima apparently. This is srs esporting.

[ReapersPizza]

the ending was funny

[PlainWhiteC]

xangiexdx is the best

[PlainWhiteC]

xangiexdx is the best

[rady723]

"Sir!..-shoots in the neck- Get off my roof!"



[MrEv7]

is this a joke?

[TurtleNY]

@MrEv7 It's supposed to be a joke, yes.

[Gbiese]

Fucking FINALLY! Took your time good sir :P

[36MLGPROwler]

You're a Machinima director ? Congratz Squid !

[SquiiddishReturns]

@36MLGPROwler

So pro I lead with a Superpro video. Curious to see how many figure it out.

[TurtleNY]

@SquiiddishReturns So I take it The Gladiator is the now the superpro character in AC:R?

[SquiiddishReturns]

@TurtleNY

That would be a yes. Who better to run headlong into contested kill after contested kill than someone so accustomed to COMBAT?

[TurtleNY]

@SquiiddishReturns COMBAAAAAAAAT

[Le4veMeAlone]

lmao this was awesome

[tsljr]

not saying this is bad but shenmue is better....srry :/

[Stealthy1Ninja]

@tsljr They are actually close friends and often play matches together, Squiiddish has lots of great uploads on his channel including beard beard action beard, you should check them out

[tsljr]

@Stealthy1Ninja i know, like i said i wasn't saying this was bad...just that shenmue is better xD

[OptionFilms]

Wow he is like Shemnue's Nemesis, he is teaching the complete opposite of what Shemnue is teaching us lol

[TheAssaily]

@OptionFilms Sarcasm is key, friend. This is a parody of bad players. -.-

[OptionFilms]

@TheAssaily No shit Captain Obvious.