逃學威龍2

[041125]

做耶撚死老母！

[eddiefcp]

靚抽耶教

[faqman117]

每次看這一段就好笑

[999321123498]

都係以前d笑片好睇..

[k23000000]

早講呀你,唔記得左呀MA ....我睇你點樣打9我

[gihjklll]

走出去,就屌死左啦

[kp1001625]

行呀!!行呀!!!((幾句後)咪走呀!! 囧?

[spy1001]

哦呢d小事者

至於神打唔打救我都遲d先講

但係我而家就想即刻打救你

[king2gd]

以前d港產片字幕用返廣東話黎寫，好懷念

[a782551321]

@king2gd yes

[chilam1030]

我即刻打尻你

[a782551321]

行&走 都唔同 用下個腦啦!!

[munyeekr89]

what's the name of the guy sitting beside stephen chow? How is he now?

[aussie107953]

@munyeekr89

黃一山

[S1i3l1v4e5r20]

係啊係啊....姐係神專登線啊猶大鑼姐....

啊神都幾衰下架喎.....xddd

[Sanimangas]

Hahaha I love Stephen Chow

Too bad there are so many Chinese people converting into Christians. WHY ARE YOU GUYS GIVING UP YOUR 2000 YEAR HERITAGE AND CULTURE FOR A FAKE PIECE OF SHIT RELIGION

[kennyloveish]

on9,睇片都要拉埋耶穌黎嘈

[TrevorKingKwong]

wow religious satire from Stephen Chow? Need to watch this.

[touchfusion]

watch?v=hnRr0LdFwfI

[nger9822]

我諗不喜歡嗰d係拑錯制...

[tommywailunchan]

hahaha jim叔個救字都係讀成9 ga

[banzaofking]

其實諗諗下都幾on忍鳩,

猶大唔出賣耶穌就冇救贖,

耶穌又知猶大出賣佢,

咁佢究竟有冇得上天堂?

如果猶大真係落左地獄, 耶穌都幾仆街, 自己條0靚都唔救

[ArHang07]

@banzaofking 所以最合理既解釋就係耶穌根本就唔係全知全能囉-_-

[llcewss666]

@banzaofking 知唔知路西法是邊個條令...上帝條令...

佢都比人屌左幾x年啦...

[kyc001323]

@banzaofking 其實耶穌係聖經的故事係扮演普通人 :3....

[Xplenovo]

我依家就想打救你. . .

a_______a''

[gifow]

几时睇都咁好笑……

[jasonchanok1104]

吳孟達叫周星馳 1:45 "行啊!"

到最尾又叫周星馳 '咪走!!'

咁究竟行好定唔行好啊?!

[MichaeruJuuNi]

@jasonchanok1104

He tells him to "walk", not "run"

[45234589]

@jasonchanok1104 其實兩句並無矛盾...行係行...佢叫唔好走(跑)。

[eternityjay1320]

DA 9 0??? 911 ^^

[kwan12897]

我睇你點樣打尻我!

[kjmm1234]

神係最on9果個

[happywendy823]

唔鍾意呢段既就咪鬼睇啦,又要睇又要嘈!

[chusumun]

猶大？過得去啦，ok啦!!!! 好好笑



[ck2448]

支持經典

耶穌基督的教徒吃屁



[vios688]

有d野唔係要證明先信... 你又信有空氣a_a你望唔到嫁wor

仲有. 真正既重點係時間證明一切... ... 到時後悔無得賴人地點解唔努力同你傳福音

,到時你落左去永恆既地獄你後悔一生 ? 係永恆地後悔

[Manth1005]

@vios688

你真好笑  望唔到等如證明唔到 你話時間證明一切 我用過去既時間話你知

以前有科學家話過地球係圓既 當時一口咬定地球係方既 然是就有好多科學家咁樣

而死 直至有人去探險後講返出黎 先證實地球係圓 你信教會就慢慢信飽佢 教會 我呸!

[Manth1005]

@Manth1005 當時一口咬定地球係方既係教會

[koma615]

@vios688 你已被洗腦得好勁..........同一大話.....講一千­次一萬次......就會變成真話.........所謂既傳福­音都係......只係洗腦既一種.....信教既人.....­不外乎都係迷信怕死後下地獄,心靈寂寞等等呢d人.......­..........唔知你係邊一類呢?

[zxz4682]

@koma615 同意

[ArHang07]

@vios688 你都莫名奇妙-.-兒家聖經d偉論出現左咁多bug又唔見有人可­以解釋..根本就係俾人捉到痛腳又要係度死賴..人地講話有空氣­係因為有實驗証明到..你可以去試下一d真空入面睇下你可唔可以­呼吸到..咁你又有咩証明有神呢d野..地獄係人講..你兒家仲­在生你又見過!?根本你又冇見過.人人都冇見過又何來會去相信一­d連自己都唔知有冇既野!?咁又何來會後悔..你阿爸阿媽生得你­出黎就好好地去過你係地球入面既人生啦-_-走去信埋d無知名既­人..我唔會去阻住你..你唔好阻住人地過好生活就得

[primedelta]

@ArHang07 呢D咪叫做輸打贏要囉

[him118]

@vios688 所以我唔信你有腦囉, 我都望唔到

[catherinechoy116]

猶大福音，你係睇中文還是原文??

[newwarsovereign]

猶大福音就係咁講，不過班神棍驚自打嘴巴就一直將之貶為異端

[stevenboy1314]

我查過聖經-,-真係有呢幾句-,-

[beilei]

@aRhiMz YEAH~~! 所以呢個牧師好唔掂~

[flamedwerewolf]

好! 星星好!

[pricillalam1234]

@tracytamtam 喂...就算你好唔滿意耶穌,都唔洗咁講野呀= =...

[tracytamtam]

其實耶穌就係個吹水哥..話自己係神個仔..暈左幾日醒返..又­話自己鹹魚翻生..唔知點解有班ON9信佢係神之子囉 屌

[fung19880426]

@tracytamtam

你有咩證明耶穌係吹水哥？？

[tracytamtam]

@fung19880426 得喇 知你夠虔誠啦..你又有咩證明耶穌係神個仔..?佢話係..你就­信..?

[justinlam007]

@tracytamtam 你係唔係有咩不如意ga事發生係你身上但覺得耶穌

無幫過你所以咁唔like佢呀?

[akyeren]

打王牧师的这拳跟打爆篮球的那拳好像，只是没有推眼镜。

[victoryck]

AH...LEH LU YA .. AH ... LEH LU YA

[cooldude7708]

我最终意系 0:21-0:33

[yman169]

叫人行叫咪走-.-

[hfcarwash]

wa, that bible hit on the head looks painful

[kwan12897]

我睇你點樣打尻我

笑死

[yeung163]

1:50-1:52 佢講粗口呀...  好正~

[rona321]

我以家就想即刻打救你

[weiwei6969]

王霑係講打鳩你wor

[205389]

唉

[expiredoldbiscuit]

Actually, what he said was very true. If that was God's arrangement, why should 猶大 be responsible?

[kitno1]

@expiredoldbiscuit 因為猶大樣衰 : )

[winghowwh]

我睇你點樣打鳩我...

[SEEBYMY]

我睇你點樣打鳩我

[MolsonpEx]

咩野事咁睇唔開要死呀?

唔通你認為出賣耶穌既猶大係好人?

猶大?過得去啦,OK啦

如果佢唔出賣耶穌, 耶穌就唔會釘十字架啦, 佢唔釘十宇架既話, 你都冇十字架Nam嗰喎! 喂! 你冇得撈嗰喎, 你知無?

猶大出賣耶穌, 係神既安排嚟!

係呀係呀.即係神專登Sin猶大一鑊

[jasonchong902]

其實我覺得佢講既野

好似達文西密碼

= =

[wai2814]

你好野呀，訓導主任！駛乜講，咪走呀！

[ForteVSBosco]

吳孟達lol

[ghrmsn]

que chucha dicen jeropas del orto!

[z24017147]

我睇你點樣打鳩我

[steam03]

我睇你點---樣打9我

[beankan]

過得去丫ok啦..

[MolsonpEx]

猶大？過得去啦，ok啦

如果詎唔出賣耶穌，耶穌就唔釘十字架

詎唔釘十字架Ga話呢 你刀無十字架Nam啦wor你都冒得撈啦你唔驚啊?

[stevenboy1314]

我睇你點~樣打尻我

[ltlwatcher]

30 dollars.....dollars.

[happy1995419]

猶大出賣耶穌係神ge安排

咁唔係應該神專登扇耶穌一獲咩?

[NightWolf3342]

咩野事咁睇唔開要走去死呀?

[sunangel46]

这句经典...哈哈...

[FunG9596]

有矛盾,佢話[唔通出賣耶穌ge猶大係好人咩]

之後又話[猶大出賣耶穌係神ge安排]

[ivan970918]

你唔講又唔覺得有矛盾喎，你果然明察秋毫，值得加許

[crazyhaha007]

猶大?過得去啦,OK啦~

[marco868616]

王尖講打救我果陣 講粗口 講在打尻= =

[wahahacui]

你无得捞喔，你惊5惊啊？？

[yuyinyu]

即係神專登"線"阿猶大一鑊...lol

awesome!!!

[TashaRichardsonFan]

Funny. Stephen you rock.

[yklee1024]

我睇你點樣打9我!

[FKMAN2008]

請祢啟示我點樣去打 " 9 " 呢個學生

[tanwenluo]

神...请原谅我既暴力...

无奈~

[ooweirdoo]

fight back to school

[HunterSXP]

whats this movie called?

[giwaaaaa]

逃學威龍2

[Pfire1]

LOL

[leetuanling]

fight back to school

[king2gd]

我想即該打救你!!哈哈

[vxc11]

siu si ngor la

[she1uvsaaron]

ahahahahahahahahahahaha

[amdk2007]

睇下猶大福音啦.

[KelvinH8]

猶大？過得去啦，ok啦

如果詎唔出賣耶穌，耶穌就唔釘十字架

詎唔釘十字架嘎話呢，你都冒得撈啦，你唔驚啊？

哈哈，笑到我想死

[40575005]

神，請你原諒我既暴力

-.-

[123HIIU]

打牧师

[williamlcw]

0曬!!唔夠吋打人-.-

[mach65337]

CHOW U ROCKED~!

[dl1997830]

超串

[thisismyfirst00]

串到耶教徒應一應!!!

[alexathrun]

打得好 哈哈哈

[alakasamsmart]

LOL XD

[lovemusic912]

好搞笑啊，哈哈！！

[jokerjosh113]

ftl

[thisismyfirst00]

good!!

[warsovereign]

上兩個星期呢度成段都cut哂

係因為時間關係定係因為翡翠台怯於基督教的淫威?

[figopan]

我諗只係一句: 打飛機都冇時間

所以先cut者

[109DIVA]

我睇您點樣打" 9 " 我~~~  hahahaha !!!!! 牧師都爆粗 ! hardcore !!! LOLzzzzzzz

[horsxnu]

is this 'fight back to school 2'? I only have seen part 1.

[CannotTellYou]

...oooo...funny...kinda...