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  • indigo montoya. most definetly.

  • THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING

  • Keep using that face, I do not think it is, what you think it is. It's either Indigo Montoya from Princess Bride (if you got the reference); or Cesare Borgia, the guy that the modern "christ" image is based off of.

  • I bet if you went on Ebay and tried to sell it, some poor sucker would actually pay $200+ for it.

  • How do you know it's Jesus and not Aragorn from Lord of the Rings?

  • @DrShaym lol omigosh so funny!!!!!

  • How can you say that it s the face of Jésus Peace be upon him if you never see him?

  • @MarcSitayeb your talking about god

  • Awesome!!

  • a week ago, ozzy osbourne was on my toast.

  • Jesus: "ohai, im on a toast :)"

  • Looks more like Nicolas Cage with long hair.

  • looks like my uncle tom

  • Boy, the "lord" is really losin his touch, ain't he? Create World>Great Flood>Plagues>Walks on water>Appears on toast.

  • Have you looked at BriTANick's Video.

  • I saw a depiction of the flying spaghetti monster in a cum stain.

    Does this mean the flying spaghetti monster exists?

  • I don't know if this is Jesus, but the face looks similar to the image left on the Shroud of Turin which believe to be the burial clothe of Jesus Christ.

  • i hope you didn't eat him ....

  • first cylon toast

    now jesus toast!

  • Holy toast lol

  • so are you gonna eat that?

  • are you stupid? thats bread not toast rofl you need to toast it for it to be toast

  • sell that and it should put a lot of bread on the table...bad joke

  • whose that face dont looks like jesus and totally fake

  • Looks more like Vlad the Impaler.

  • sell that on ebay man, someone payed like 100,000 dollars for one of those once

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  • what did you do just add the butter and then put it in the gril then let it cool down then post it on YouTube ah the way people love to fool us.

  • looks more like saruman

  • Hail to Rob Zombie!! :D

  • IT'S THE SECOND COMING!AWKWARD WAY THOUGH LOL

  • THANK YOU GRILLED CHEESUS!!!

  • Jesus be creeping in your lunch box

  • watch?v=DNigEbTTzMQ jesus' face

  • watch?v=DNigEbTTzMQ jesus' face on a moth

  • watch?v=DNigEbTTzMQ jesus' face on a moth

  • watch?v=DNigEbTTzMQ jesus' face on a moth sept 27

  • watch?v=DNigEbTTzMQ jesus' face on a moth sept 27 2011

  • ... You gonna eat that?

  • IT'S A SIGN! YOU'RE OUT OF BREAD!!!!

  • Jesus Chrust!!

  • "When god's family is done showing up in food, maybe he can do something about actually feeding the starving" - Gabriel Walley

  • WOW

  • I'm convinced that these toasters come with jesus shaped coils

  • That isn't Jesus. That is just Lindsey Lohan as a brunette. Jesus is the guy that mows my neighbor's lawn.

  • Tonight we dine in heaven!

  • Matthew 26:26

    While they were eating, Jesus took bread, gave thanks and broke it, and gave it to his disciples, saying, "Take and eat; this is my body."

    LOL Jesus is commanding you to eat that toast. You mock him by not doing so.

  • jesus the first Hippie 

  • why does everyone see jesus in everything? :D i mean really... if jesus wanted to give certain people a glimpse of his presence, why on food? or in ashtrays?

  • @InsaneYAsylum gotta admit, dood, that looks a lot like the European representation of Jesus

  • @joemanses well yes it does... but who tells us the owner of that toast didn't put some type of stencil into his/her toaster? or even photoshop'd the video... I'm quite sceptic with all kinds of "divine apparitions"... perhaps because I'm not that much of a believer... who knows ^^

  • @InsaneYAsylum I was just answering your question as to "why everyone sees jesus in everything". Simply because that and a lot of other things happen to look like Jesus. The human brain has been trained to recognize human facial features even in inanimate objects. I think it has to do with the sympathetic nervous system and your mirror neurons or something (don't really remember, it's been a while since I read about it). Jesus, being a religious figure, stands out even more. Der you go.

  • @joemanses actually I know that... that's also why people see "ghost faces" and things in the clouds. the human brain always seeks for patterns... but actually that was a rhetorical question ^^ thanks anyway :D

  • @InsaneYAsylum Did you know things like voice inflection and gestures don't carry well over the internet? Little known fact. Another one is that asking rhetorical question that could easily be construed as a legitimate question without any real reason for doing so can end up being a big time waster and ultimately rather annoying. Have a nice day.

  • @joemanses @joemanses dude, what's your problem? O_o the irony litterally vomits out of my first comment... O_o if I am annoying you that much, don't keep replying...

  • @InsaneYAsylum Maybe the irony would have vomited out better if there was an actual mouth involved, derp. You keep on believing what chu want, though.

  • This dear youtubers is a sing we must eat Jesus LOL

  • Yummy

  • meh, looks more like my uncle Carl.

    he gets that a lot.

  • When i first saw this i thought that some Retard Just put cinnamon in the shape of jesus

  • damn he appears everywhere. he even appeared on my bedroom door. he still on my door too lol

  • bow down to the toast!!!

  • all toasters toast jesus

  • what a huge toast : O

  • Jesus is funny (in a good way) jesus is good

  • this just proves that toast has a godly taste..... ok i know that was bad now please shoot me

  • ITS THE HOLY TOASTER WHO TOAST HOLY BREAD TOAST! *Bows*

  • But will it blend?

  • Looks like Gandalph.

  • I wonder if jesus also appears on bacon....

  • ITS GRILLED CHEESUS!!

  • you have blessed toast

  • LOL,when I opened it my watermelon spelled out with its seeds "There is no GOD" I think that "that" is big enough proof that there is no God....

  • Whats a Jesus? :\

  • @Zerofuse0 Lol? Jesus Is the Son of God

  • @SysZ3rO What's a God? :\

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  • @Zerofuse0 WOW FAIL. Who doesn't know who Jesus is.. obvious troll is obvious. That or you've lived at the bottom of a tar pit.

  • How do you know what Jesus looks like.That could have been Satans face for all you know.Just saying.

  • @florenmage LOL!!

  • @florenmage Too bad Lucifer is a fallen angel and doesn't have a human body... just sayin'

  • @ThisMemory Oh that's what he wants you to think.But he has come in the form of toast.Tremble before the horrific burned bread.Will there be jelly...One can only hope not.FOR IT WILL BE THE JELLY OF PURE EVILLLLLLLLLL!!!...

  • @florenmage Lol then luckly he's entrapped by the plastic bag

  • hera me one day "hmm takes holy"

  • Looks more like a face from Easter Island. You know, one of those throng looking big chin heads?

  • Let it go mouldy and add some jam(jelly). That way, you will have a before and after of Jesus on the cross. Blood included.

  • I got news for you people and that is NONE have seen the face of JESUS and lived proberly a catholic piece of toast they see him from a fence post to a ash tray just a shape on the bread

  • all hail ze toast~!!

  • Is that why he didn't answer my prayer for a new Ipad 2? He was busy burning his face on random peoples Toast!

  • @omarvgaga I doubt it. I was told he sold it to fund his addiction to heroin.

  • i'd eat it

    

  • thats not jesus you moron thats charles manson

  • GRILLED CHEESUS! haha, go glee XD

  • Jesus' powers, not what it use to be

  • now smear some butter on and you can say "I can't believe it's not Jesus!"

  • @tsquiers LOL

  • cinnimon

  • The Soviet Russia jokes stopped being funny even before the first time someone said it. Never were funny, never will be

  • In Soviiet Russia, toast appears in Jesus' face.

  • sell it on ebay xD

  • To me it looks more likeJ ack Sparrow, prophet of the Great Flying Spaghetti Monster. Who is this Jesus guy, anyway, butting in on his noodly-nes' piece of toast?

  • OMGZ this is fake or you got the jesus toaster

  • yeah cos your not a weird toast collector... omg im gonna keep my toast. aint one point it would be moldy jesus bread, if its real it wont grow mold you post another vid showing same piece in a year and ill believe in jesus toast.

  • The bread of life?

  • IT'S A MIRACLE XS

  • DUDE... you should make more with the laser and sell em for like 20 bucks. people would probally actually buy them... LOL

  • I'll take this toast.... AND EAT IT!!!

  • how come that jesus always appears in food?

  • The possibilities for this is 1 in 1,000,000,000 an impossibility.

  • U Should take that Bread, AND EAT IT!

  • false and homosexual

  • ur fuckin dumb obviously u burnt the toast then took a knife and carved his face into it and left the burnt part as his hair

  • I thought it looks more like Gandalf ...

  • looks like darthvader, no im not copying the comment

  • looks like darthvader.

  • I swear the best part of this video is the comments

  • your toaster is possessed =0

  • JESUS CRUST!

  • I wouldn't eat that if i were you.....

  • jesus strikes again

  • but will it blend

  • GEEZUS!

  • no one knows what jesus looks like moron !

  • So you going to eat that

  • looks more than nicolas cage

  • eat the toast, for your belly will be holy and baptised

  • Grilled Cheesuz o.o

  • @MrawrForVids ROFL HECK YEAH!! XD

  • 34 people didnt get jesus on their toast

  • bullshit...you clearly burned it specifically in a picture of jesus

  • what a prank!

  • Is that white bread?

  • jesus... the usual prankster!

  • eat this toast for it is holy

  • This reminds me of that Glee episode titled "Grilled Chessus". God I love that episdoe. Maily because of the song Rachel sang. It's was called "Papa can you hear me",.....in fact, I'm going to listen to it right now! :D

  • now you can make a peanut butter and jesus sandwhich, PB&J

  • i have long hair..that's not jesus, that's me!..hmm i should start a religion.

  • Patternicity: the neurological predisposition for humans to find patterns in meaningless objects where no patterns may be.

  • i think thats Mel Gibson Jesus

  • lol this is on glee although i DO NOT wattch that

  • Man cannot live by toast alone.

  • I would trade it for a Shiva nude toast shot

  • eat it even if its worth 10000 lol

  • I wanna see buddha!

  • thats so kl! x3

  • it looks like it but come on dude if u said it ur self it was done by u then let it go its toast eat it!!! omg

  • Go Atheism

  • @JesusLorloves of course. with all my heart. i just believe that that isn't jesus in the toast due to what the bible says about men having to have short hair.

  • I never fell for tricksters, swindlers, crooks, or liars,

    Which may be why, that little I, ne'er harkened t' any friar

    Still I may not have quite enough reason to boast,

    'Cause though I've wondered, if I hungered, I'd eat that Goddamn toast.

  • I don't like to brag, I don't like to boast...

    I always say that I like toast!

    YEAH, TOAST

  • Cool, Jesus owned a laser-cutter. Awesome!

  • @tobster9567 It's true. It's also impossible for there to be ghosts. According to the Bible the dead cannot be seen again until Judgement Day and they will have no more contact with the mortal world until then. The Bible also says that any ghosts you see are actually demons/fallen angels so dont believe all that Micheal Jackson's ghost rubbish.

  • @lugiametagross162 DO YOU BEILEVE IN JESUS?

  • how do u know thats a jesus toast and not a guy from mexico named heycuce "jesus"? and anyways no one knows what he looks like

  • When the toast gets moldy, Jesus will have gangrene.

    On his face.

  • @FuckingPaintballs Exactly the same for me, dude...

  • @FuckingPaintballs haha epic chip eating xD

  • that wouldnt be jesus. he has long hair. the Bible clearly states that it is a disgrace for men to have long hair.

  • @lugiametagross162  huh...never thought abut that..

  • Jesus's face is everywhere.... duh

  • That ain't Jesus, it's the face of Worf!

  • you know when i watch this video the motto "you are what you eat" comes to mind... so... WILL I BECOME JESUS?????? :D

  • Did you eat it?

  • praise the TOAST

  • Of all things... a slice of toast! lol. I know how it's done lol

  • I was looking at my picture of Jesus today when the weirdest thing happened, an image of a piece of toast appeared in it.

  • This is most likely not true. For those who say they see Jesus' image in an item of some sort, how can they say it is Jesus when they have never actually seen Him nor lived at the time He was on the earth. Also, how come no one ever says ' I seen Muhammad or Buddha or Krishna in a potato chip or item ' .

  • everything is a miracle

  • I think you miscapitalized jesus :)

  • I'll take this Jesus.....AND EAT IT!!!

  • @AlexLong1000 i suppose you found your way here to the same way then huh?

  • @fishreaper Haha, didn't everyone? XD