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  • nanosuit 2 is better but v1 looks way better

  • I gotta take a maximum shit

  • @nestbox102 i feel bad for your toilet

  • nanosuit v1 beats the shit out of nanosuit v2

    were is my maximum speed and strenth

  • @nukeclears totally agree with you,man!they forgot too many thing,in the 2nd!

  • 1:36 Chuck Norris's skin

  • Can´t wait untill Crysis 3!

  • @kurreproduction1 if it ever comes

  • @999sss1 they left alot stuff to come up so i think so

  • Where is cloak?

  • thumps up if you are buying crysis nanosuit at amazon.com in 2020

  • This is the best game to be played on a Alienware M17X 3D Screen. The graphics are awesome and it looked like as if there is dirt and water on your 3D Goggles

  • on delta you can't do any of this shit

  • GUYS FASTTT 22 HOURS THE GAME IS @ 3,47Euro ON STEAM. AND CRYSIS + CRYSIS WARHEAD IS JUST 5Euro. THUMBS UP SO EVERYONE CAN SEE ! HURRY UP GUYS !

  • @nightsky109 It's funny because it's true!

  • Dear Santa...

  • need be "Invisible" yet

  • MAXIMUM ERECTION..!! PLEASE... PLEASE... PLEASE..... PLEEEASEEEEE....!!!

  • i wish it was that easy to kill a Korian :/

  • What about cloak

  • @xX09REAPER90Xx

    cloak would have been to slow and to many stings attached but they shoulda done like ambush style or something

  • Maximum Length. *boing*

  • So, what? You basically can't die in the suit? What's the point of playing, then?

  • @Sukuraidogai Oh trust me, you do die. It's not an easy game.

    /watch?v=tX9Fjh08Oek

    Some guy doing an ironman walkthrough of the first game (Crysis 1, not warhead).

    It's silly how they declare sequels. Crysis 2 is Crysis 3 really. Just that the two first games took place during the same timespan.

  • @SnoweyMan111 No, the developers specifically stated Crysis Warhead was not part of the pre-determined trilogy. Don't make up shit.

  • @bud389 Well it is the third game in the series. It's a reasonable assessment. I didn't mean that "Hurr crysis 2 should be crysis 3" more that you're missing out on two games if you have only played the second one.

  • @SnoweyMan111 I wouldn't say your missing out on anything since it didn't reveal any real groundbreaking information, was really only another point of view.

  • Maximum Steroids much?

  • Yesterday my friend bet with me 10 bux in how I couldnt make a PS3 fanboy laugh. I accepted the bet and went to talk with him. 10 seconds later he was laughin his ass off: The next day he wanted the money back and said that I couldnt make him CRY. So I invtied the fanboy to my house. He left my house crying like a baby. My friend ,pissed off asked how I manage to do that.I said Yesterday I told him PC has better graphics then the PS3. Today I..*puts on sunglasses* showed him the world of CRYSYS!

  • @1337vIKz crysis not crysys

  • @twintipskilz >_>

  • Dear Santa...

  • A tribute to the best game ever. RIP Crysis 1 and PC exclusives. Just watching this reminds me of better times

  • I wounder why this video in the game has bad quality.... its not high defenition... its like its being rendered on a very low screen resolution.

    Anyone?

  • If you fap to the nanosuit, YOU GET STRONGER.

  • In warhead  you can kill nanosuit guy by rat

  • maximum AWESOMENESS!!!!!

  • Sound is out of sync.

    Derp

  • @xUhaZCrabZx is your computer...MAXIMUM LAME? hehehe

  • @haxbuster It would be crisis in Crysis without the nanosuit.

  • someone know what the damn songs name is?

  • someone know what the damn songs name?

  • ITS 7 DOLLARS ON STEAM!!! BUY NOW!!!

  • MAXIMUM BONER!!!

  • 1:50 Maximum quick load.

  • Dear santa for christmas i want a nanosuit to beat everyone

  • awsome game!

  • I got one for my birthday.

  • 11 people cant run crysis on ther shity PC

  • maximum awesome

  • Crysis- more like maximum SUCK!

  • @dunlrock maximum troll

  • @dunlrock Maybe your Pc cant run it :D

  • @dunlrock

    HATER

  • @dunlrock dunlrock- more like maximum UNFUNNY RANDUMB OLOLOL XD.

  • @dunlrock Maximum crier

  • @dunlrock you are maximum suck -.-

  • @ 1:19 ''i'm sorry i'm sorry i will cook your chow ming naw''

  • deutchland create best videogame in the world!!

  • holly shit this thing cost more than million of dollars

  • Its funny that the maximum armor mode in Crysis 2 is 200000000000 times better than this.

  • what does his body look like is he a fucking mutant or something

  • 11 motherfuckers couldn't find the like button !!!!

  • @nightsky109 yeah swearing on youtube is fine but swearing at people is cyber-bullying/harassing and you can get fined for it

  • 0:59 is that hes...nevermind :S

  • COCK PROTECTOR LOLLOLOL!!!111!!!!1!!!

  • Does anyone else agree that this suit reminds you of that space suit from Star Kid?

  • @nightsky109 Lol, If your not talking to me then take no offense from this message: It's funny how you are complaining that kids are swearing, And your friend said "free speech on internet" So i have every right to swear on the internet, You may think i'm corrupted, But that's not true, You are making me corrupt by swearing at me, Now hush before i get my nanosuit on and punch you repeatedly with maximum strength.

  • @jackytips I love these fights on Youtube. It's so entertaining.

  • @bizzaremonkey756 Yeah there a bunch of fags aren't they?

  • @jackytips don't you mean they are?

  • @bizzaremonkey756 Well that's different when your british.

  • @jackytips or is it?

  • @bizzaremonkey756 Sorry but i don't understand what you mean.

  • @jackytips How is that possible???

  • @bizzaremonkey756 It feels your taking the pish.

  • @jackytips wtf lololololol

    lol

  • @bizzaremonkey756 Tell you what let's just ignore eachother, No conversations are really needed right now.

  • @jackytips waffles yummm

  • @bizzaremonkey756 You really are being an asshole right now.

  • @jackytips i wouldnt be saying asshole if i was 11

  • @bizzaremonkey756 Some of us are different.

  • @nightsky109 I'm not going to call 999 you fool, I'm going to call them in a non-emergency, Now hush before i get my friend, Spyrosan on you :P

  • @nightsky109

    or he is your neighbor XD , well i agree fuck these little mother fucking kids who cry just because a plate of fuck you was shoved in their face grow the fuck up kids.

  • @nightsky109

    or he is your neighbor XD , well i agree fuck these little mother fucking kids who cry just because a plate of fuck you was shoved in their face grow the fuck up kids

  • @darkfangex Maybe you should go on the other parts of youtube, Where there are no harassing.

  • too bad the gameplay is nothing like this persay

  • Type PRIZE before youtube and hit enter

  • omg is that a times when machinima doesn't even had an intro???? omg!

  • BEST...GAME...EVER

  • can this run on mah dell inspiron 560? Got it for christmas. If i can run it, in what settings can i?

    6 Gb RAM

    Pentinum dual core CPU E5700 3.00GHz

    ATI Radeon HD 5450

    Windows 7 Home premium. 64 bit

    1 TB Harddrive

    Please answer :D

  • @lmFromNorway Low / medium probably, nice RAM, pretty bad CPU and GPU.

  • @ChromeOC What would you reccomend upgrading?

  • @lmFromNorway You can run it on medium settings, which is enough to enjoy it. 

  • @lmFromNorway  No, you have a bad graphic card.

  • Me: YEA!! DIE BITCH!!

    Nanosuit: Energy Capacity Critical. Shutting Down.

    Me: What--no no no!

    Aliens: *aiming guns at me*

    Me: Heh... let's talk about this :D

  • @XboxAnnihilator

    Did anybody actually feel interested in whatever crap you wrote??

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  • the rendering this video went through

  • Pan,Zoom...........AHHH IT'S A METAL DICK!!!!!

  • imagine you ,that batman have the nanosuit oO

  • These are Chuck Norris' payamas.

  • Dear santa..........AND LOTS OF BATTERIES.

  • MAXIMUM ARMOR -ON

    MAXIMUM STRENGTH-ON

    MAXIMUM SPEED-ON

    CLOAK MODE-ON

    MAXIMUM GRAPHICS-CRITICAL ERROR!!!! GO FUCK U'RE SELF

    lol

  • MAXIMUM COCK!!!

  • @SIXP0WDER ahahahah, classic!

  • @SIXP0WDER also know as a BOWNA!

  • @SIXP0WDER counter with MAXIMUM TWAT!!!

  • @SIXP0WDER

    hahahahahahahha nice one

  • @SIXP0WDER

    REQUIRES BALL UPGRADE!!!!

  • Dear Santa....

  • @NotoriousDudeable dear dudeness... 

  • @NotoriousDudeable just w8 fer crysis 2

  • @HerveGamerDude for...

  • Where is cloak?

  • I hope crytek dies with a snaped broomstick shoved into they're owner's asses for canceling TimeSplitters 4

  • @MEGALA85 would that happen to be a Dahmer reference?

  • @MEGALA85 Free Radical Design is the developer of Timesplitters, they were acquired by Crytek and renamed Crytek UK. Completely different studio.

  • maximum :out of battery:

  • yeah, this toy needs more batteries

  • maximum kick ass

  • the suit have such a kickass voice.

  • suit runs on maximum batteries

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  • maximum trolliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiinggggggggggggggggggggggggg­g AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAA

  • Quik question : Is it normal that the only thing that i seems to be doing in this game is running around, using several ammos to take down enemys until i just get overwhelmed and simply die ? Sneaking is just a big waste of time. You cloak ( it can be used for what a big 10 sec ? ) then you kill someone with a SILENCED weapon and you get helicopters and shit after you. Seriously this game is just making me mad.

  • The world without cryteck is like a world without sex

  • 1:50 - I want to do it with the car!!

  • Want to fuck a girl: MAXIMUM DICK

  • @problemofficer no use maximum speed if you chick says MORE YESSS YESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!! and if she says HARDER HARDER then use MAXIMUM STRENGTH and tear off HER FUCKING PUSSY!!!

  • @RaYk1LL3r maximum lol

  • now i feel like building a nano suit

  • i dont know why, when you have maximum strength, you throw people, instead of crushing their necks.

    and i dont know why, when you have maximum armor, you dont run into tanks.

  • yes.. but HOW THE HELL DO I TAKE A CRAP IN IT?!?!!

  • @oysteinre For pissing, you lift that flap on the from, im not so sure about the back though :P

  • if you used nanosuit on cod="OMG YOU NOOB IM REPORTING YOU GO FUCKING DIE IM HAVING A TOTAL SPAZZY MAD ORGASM TRIP RAWR)

  • maximum no-lifer

  • No Maximum Penis setting? Sigh. Crytek...

  • I wounder what happens if u fuck a girl in strength mode...?

  • Crytek, Far Cry, Crysis...so many emo games on the market...

  • @Gunpowder42 hey, I just wanted to play the game so...can you please tell me why it isn`t cool?

  • @Stormcaller1992 No, it is, I was just saying that 'cry' is featured in the titles of so many games these days. It's pretty good, though.

  • @Stormcaller1992 got it. thank you ^^

  • i want one

  • to bad in the actual game it's like the suit runs on AA batteries

  • @dark1sage thats why cheats make you a god

  • @dark1sage lol i love the game but you're so f'ng right.

  • @dark1sage at least they're rechargeables ;)

  • @dark1sage hahahaha

  • @dark1sage you can setting your nanosuit at some folder but i forget where and it is not cheat. I found a video about this. Just try hard

  • @dark1sage But, without that, the game would be too easy and less interesting and challenging to play, once you play through the entire game on Delta, you begin to realize that Crytek wanted Crysis to be much more strategic than any other FPS out there.

  • @dark1sage lol

  • @dark1sage yes, but its not fun 2 be 2 OP u know

  • @dark1sage Well i'm 11 so i wouldn't know how bad AA batteries are but your right about the nanosuit being a coward, 1 Shot and your armor goes right down, A few seconds of speed, But i wouldn't judge the cloak and the strength.

    I play it on hard so i guess thats why.

  • @jackytips Is that a sad atempt at bragging?

  • @paramedic90emt And is that a sad attempt of youtube kid bullying?

  • @jackytips I don't give a shit whether your 5 or 30 I'm calling you out at that sad little brag.

  • @paramedic90emt I have a good question: Why are you swearing and harassing me in public? You do know i can get the police for what your saying to me right?

  • @jackytips Its called free speech dumbass. In puplic? This is the internet you idiot.

  • @callofdutyzombie95 Go fuck yourself, It's none of your buisness and you probably don't even know what the internet is.

  • @jackytips Wow and you got angry at me for swearing. Your a hypocritical little shit.

  • @paramedic90emt You started on me for saying something, And your calling me a hypocritical little shit.

  • @jackytips Wow kid, if your trying to insult me your doing a piss poor job.

  • @callofdutyzombie95 Wow old man, If your trying to wind me up your doing a piss poor job.

  • @dark1sage

    Not even alkaline... :/

  • @dark1sage 'Rechargeable' AA batteries ;)

  • @dark1sage In my opinion that is a good thing. It makes the game challenging at least.

  • U all talk about its functions but u forget the main thing THEYRE ALL LOOKING WICKED AWESOME

  • I love thos game

  • dobra gra, polecam

  • i buy it on ps3

  • @FatFatNose soz crysis was only made for PC, however the new crysis 2 which is coming out soon is going to be for ps3.

  • Me: "I wan't to win, and complete this game."

    Voice from Nanosuit: "Maximum Victory!"

    Me: "Wohoo! But I want to kill something too, or else this game would be a waste."

    Voice from Nanosuit: "Maximum PWNage!"

    Me: "Ooooh yeah!"

  • @Balled2 Maximum Trolling

  • @Balled2

    Me: "I want those fighting games girls in this game"

    Nano suit voice: "Maximum PORN"

    Me: Ohhh yeeeaaaa??

  • @Balled2 ur saying shit, lol !!!!!!!!!

  • @Balled2

    Crytek

    Maximum Game

  • yo u can have a Look like Octocamo in MGS4 if u have net in ur PS3 go in download camo and look for Gear camo it looks like :D Octocamo:Make Old snake faster,stronger,more protected! the only thing the Octocamo lacks is the glowing

  • Sure as hell not made in Taiwan!

  • I wonder if that would hurt to put on. I mean, it goes into your skin and muscles and all that stuff that hurts when poked.

  • @axcfds Well will not mind it :P