I needed a laugh... I go to Jury Duty on- 7-27-09 @ the Ventura County Courthouse... the very same courthouse that I sued- after spending the last 8 years dealing with their intentional malpractice and having my case "Expunged"- I spent 7 months in jail- & 5 years formal probation- for "demanding an apology on the internet" - which was deemed "Extortion".- I called and expressed obvious "Conflict of Interest" - to try & get out of it-
"yeah i was mugged 5 times. 3 at knife point and 1 at gunpoint and one at another point. I get carjacked everyday..........people are always hitting me with bricks. :(" hahaha
"i mugged 7 people and stole 9 cars...........oh vitim...no."
bahaha....."When I walk my pet, people go 'gimme those!' I'm always getting hit with BRICKS....."
bttrflykiss7701 2 years ago
niiiice, brian is funny...
visualvexation 2 years ago
@visualvexation and somebody smacked me and that made me cry
visualvexation 2 years ago
GIMMI THOSE
JBJones66 2 years ago 3
i was robed three time at knife point one time and gun point and another time at another point lol funny stuff
DUDEHOLIEO 2 years ago
and when i walk my pets people go 'GIVE ME THOSE'!
can't stop laughing
stoptalking1090 2 years ago 11
lol
muiscnight 2 years ago
If #3 doesn't get you out of Jury duty, I don't know what will....
lmao Brian Regan is hilarious
Arightwizard 2 years ago
I WAS MURDERED!
ALBINOSHADO 2 years ago 20
Oh boy.... I wish someone would actually try that one... XP
bloodypirates247 2 years ago 10
"I was mugged 5 times, 3 times at night point, one tome at gunpoint...and another time at another point"
nelsonr12 2 years ago 11
@nelsonr12 Knife point, not night point.
UFCNFLjunkie 2 years ago
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loior: #4 have you been a victim of a crime?
#4:Yeah! I get murdered every day, people rob me twice a day,
and my fridge got raided 17 and a half times!!!!
#5:Mine got raided 20 times!!
#6:Mine gets raided every day!
#7:Mine gets raided twice a day!!
#8:I was a victim of 100,000 terrorist attacks on the way here!!!!!!!!!!!!!
huntboy23432 2 years ago
LMAOOO! oh jeez, I love when he does two people at once, he's great.
BeloveThee 2 years ago 9
laugh my ass off off off?
visualvexation 2 years ago
Hehe.. yes. Over and over again. =]]
BeloveThee 2 years ago
yeah i mugged 7 people and stole 9 times.... no victim! oh victim oh.. oh.. nah
13megaprime 2 years ago 8
Thanks, it wasn't nearly as funny until you repeated it.
BloodChaine 2 years ago
"3 times at knife point, and one time at gun point, and another time at another point." brian regan is the best.
boothole312 2 years ago 7
"I mugged 7 people, I stole 9 cars.... "
If that doesn't get you out of jury duty I don't know what will xDDD
Gaaralover423 2 years ago 14
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U F&#*@!g
snowwightizdead19 2 years ago
this ismmy favorite skit
cloud66 2 years ago
haha " And when I walk my pets people are like 'Gimme those!'"
Parasapar 2 years ago 27
victim
oh victim no no
roflmao xDD
ElfenLiedxxLucyxx 2 years ago
I needed a laugh... I go to Jury Duty on- 7-27-09 @ the Ventura County Courthouse... the very same courthouse that I sued- after spending the last 8 years dealing with their intentional malpractice and having my case "Expunged"- I spent 7 months in jail- & 5 years formal probation- for "demanding an apology on the internet" - which was deemed "Extortion".- I called and expressed obvious "Conflict of Interest" - to try & get out of it-
Needless to say- I still gotta go.
The System Sucks!
akamissrubytuesday 2 years ago 2
Wow that's tough, and yeah The System Sucks.
gmgunner 2 years ago
i just pissed my pants laughing so hard. is he kidding or not?
amatanged 2 years ago
HAHAHA HAHAHA OHHH victim no no
thingyoucantsee 2 years ago
"Yeah I mugged 7 people, I stole 9 cars" "No victim!" "Oh victim? No."
dannycs4 2 years ago 9
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Stephenie094 2 years ago
Oh man! One of my favorite bits of his! "Gimmie those!" and, "People are always hitting me with bricks!" TOO FUNNY!!! :D
FreQuenczy 2 years ago 6
omg,this is the shit...haha
shreddmasterj 2 years ago 3
way too funny
vonversace 2 years ago 4
LOL "people are always hitting me with bricks!"
Otacon237 2 years ago 9
" And when I walk my pets, people are like "Gimme those!!!"..." I died at that point. lmao
AugmentedMinor 3 years ago 9
I have to go to jury duty today never went before now , never called until now.
cdltpx 3 years ago
"yeah i was mugged 5 times. 3 at knife point and 1 at gunpoint and one at another point. I get carjacked everyday..........people are always hitting me with bricks. :(" hahaha
"i mugged 7 people and stole 9 cars...........oh vitim...no."
1122urmom 3 years ago 5
ITS LIKE A GAME SHOW LOL
washingtonmusicc 3 years ago 4
i LOVE this!!
Rylie3Rose 3 years ago
haaaaa
LISTONNNNN 3 years ago
Oh! Victim! Victim! No.
LinkinFreakPixar 3 years ago 5