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  • Everything was funny up until "hope Heatley drives the bus." That was a terrible tradegy what happened with him and Dan Snyder, there's nothing funny about it.

  • "hope heatley drives the bus" lol that's not right

  • i always knew there was a connection between the nazi'd and canadians. i could never quite put my finger on what it was, but it must be the beady little eyes they both have. the tiny little beady eyes and their dark cold hearts.

  • Actually the scottish invented hockey we just perfected it 

  • Personally I think all the Hitler parodies are hilarious, especially if you don't understand German. Keep up the good work, businessbbypope!

  • ROFL !!! kinda a bit pissing but i lulzed most of the line XD !!!! nice vid, but team canada won against team usa in 2010 :P

  • Damoose,

    Happy With Silver? WTF! Nobody was happy with silver man, cmon! And you call yourself Canadaian!? We win Gold! EVERYTIME! Screw Silver!

  • very funny, but that last line was very cruel.

  • Heil Canada. XD

  • "hope heatley drives the bus"

    hahaha fucking ruthless

  • lol hitler's a team canada fan?wtf

  • soo funnnyy

  • one word to counter this video "GOLD" suck it america!!!

  • Too funny. A very undermanned American squad beat the Canadians. Miller was stellar. Brian Rafalski was great. The gold metal game was great too. An over time game in that caliber is very fun to watch. Congrats Canada... We'll get you in 4 years in Russia.... Go Wings, and Go USA...

  • @dex1391 C'mon undermanned? It was a good battle, the US were under-rated all the way through. Crosby and Stamkos will be waiting.

  • @JimB667

    Come on man... There were 2 maybe 3 guys that would even make the Canadian team. Very undermanned. That was the biggest upset in the entire Olympics. (almost twice)

  • Losing one game doesn't mean anything if it's not for the gold.

  • I wanted to punch someone after that game.

    But when Canada won Gold, that made me happy. <3

  • What Is the Name Of the Movie?

  • @Labienus Hater. you are one.

  • @businessbypope

    I have no idea what that means-but not surprising given a person who would spend time on this foolishness

    It was a great film, and incredible performance by Bruno Ganz hope you appreciated it

  • @Labienus I actually did it was a great movie and give great insight as it was territory never explored by any film. And if you wanna play the who knows more game you want to avail yourself to a lil fact that the director of this film loves this shit.

  • @businessbypope well yeah this fad is ridiculous. a TRUE german would know what they're really saying. Yet I ain't german

  • @Labienus no one cares about you nazi

  • @masterpengun I would hope not

    But the mental level who finds this humorous might be susceptible to the kind of appeal Nazism offered

    It's quite a while since I looked at it -childish not funny

  • @Labienus you really are a nazi. what someone finds funny and what someone finds to be, well, not funny, is up to each individual person. not from some asshole like you. seriously, who the fuck do you think you are to come in and insult those who do find this funny? and how this video is watched/enjoyed is different from person to person.

    i lived in germany for five years and can speak german well, given its not my main language. i find these videos funny because of how inaccurate the words are

  • @xblindside7290 So you express an opinion that is different from yours-you are a Nazi...hmm..and the rest of your childish rant

    the brain that finds this funny can't grasp the irony of the comments

    Maybe I have "negative" votes because the truth hurts?

    Someone sent me the link who thought it funny-they were wrong

    Humor, wit, satire are all welcome but this is just lazy and something my 8 yr. old nephew might find funny

  • @Labienus the comments are 'ironic' because they're wrong. i think people grasp that. so obv the brain can. bam, point proven wrong. truth hurts? opinion. and you can also be wrong. bam, point proven. how you view this is up to each individual person... not for you to decide. please realize this. your 8 year old nephew probably finds tonetta, pressure zone funny/sexy. so his retarded opinion is not relevant to this. bam, point proven.

    maybe someone sent it to you, maybe you dont it funny.

  • @xblindside7290 What happened to the obscenities, the foul language-the refuge of the mindless-more your true colors

    You clearly deserve this "humor" How old are you? This is certainly something my nephew could do-but probably wouldn't

    It was too good a film to waste this way

  • @Labienus its a parody. leave it at that, and let those who enjoy it enjoy it. sorry you are wrong and your comment was removed because it was wrong.

    ...if you were right, it would be up there...

    ^^^see, thats what we call facts. use them sometimes. dont comment me back until you learn what it is, and stop using opinions. thank you.

  • @xblindside7290

    Unlike you I didn't get bent out of shape because I disagreed I just expressed my view- which wasn't yours and that got you angry and more childish The rest ignored my comment -YOU wrote 3! very out of control responses to me-why I responded

    I see no comment removed

    By the way the person posting the video can remove or block whatever they want which I disagree with but at least here the person was NOT threatened by words as you apparently are

  • @Labienus out of control? nah. think not. and what do you mean you see no comment removed? just scroll up asshole

    are you serious with this? lol not my fault you gotta start PMSing cuz you dont find this funny. so you're lame.. its ok. lots of people are lame.

    again, dont comment back until you have facts. your opinions mean nothing to me.

    thank you. until then, please keep your fanmail to yourself.

  • @xblindside7290 As I suspected you're dumb as well as foul -scroll up press show

    The only editing I see is your apparent removal of your obscene rant-though you left the one when you call me a Nazi is still there

    Think of it you wrote 3x all nasty and ranting you could have ignored my comment as most people who find this "funny" did

    grow up or I see you could go to the same ilk ttitled Hitler runs out of toilet paper-your favorite I'm sure

    basta

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  • @Labienus first off, what is the point of seeking out a video to just leave negative comments? you sir are whats keeping the human race from advancing toward a world of peace. not a tree hugger here, but theres no point in seeking out videos just for the hate of it.

    ...'this comment has received too many negative votes" lol i need not say more when even youtube says that you are a complete failure lololozolzozlozlzozlz ozlozlzolzozlzl @ your amazingness in being a dick/asshole/piece-of-shit

  • @xblindside7290 Let me fully grasp this-if you make a critical comment that you disagree with-you call them a nazi?

    and the rest of your childish rant

    Someone gave me the link and I reacted to it-I didn't seek it out

    I may have earned so many negative reactions, if that's the case, because the truth hurts?

    By the way I think all of this type is unfunny, childish,and worst of all lazy humor, wit , satire is always wlecome this has none of that or am I allowed an opinion in your world?

  • Hey I understand a bit of German this is very close to the actual WORDS... very WELL DONE!!

    WOOHOO... Canada won anyways and both teams, the female and male teams... hilarious!!

  • the dialogue is pretty accurate, but unfortunately in one game elimination games, ANYONE can win. If it was the best of 7, then maybe Canada would domiate more as their stars would have more time to gell and the chemistry would get better.

  • Brilliant!!! Go Canucks!!!

    lol

  • The only lulz I got out of this is when he asked what the world is coming to when a team can't win the game they invented. It reminded me, didn't Americans invent baseball? Because the Japanese are owning that right now.

  • Anyone know what movie this clip is from? (minus the subs, of course)

  • Omg hope heatley drives the bus! hahahaha EPICCC

  • that's funny!!! and Iam a Canuck

  • canada is amazing.

    usa sucks dick.

    nuff said.

  • duhhneeshhuhh:

    please grow up

  • lostalex77 ... your a fucking idiot

  • you sound like a rager..

  • you sound like a rager..

  • sorry dude, this is not soccer... there's no aggregate scoring... its not even guaranteed that you face the same team twice in the whole tournament anyway...

  • lol typical american always making excuses

  • @lostalex77 because we won. get over it.

  • @yellowpowah ummm, no you didn't, we did. 5-3, you lose. that's the whole point of the video, idiot.

  • @lostalex77 I am referring to how we got gold, and you did not. You guys won this battle, but we won the war.

  • " I hope Heatley drives the bus" hahahahahahaha. Best line ever!

  • it shld be the other way around. u should make a video about the gold medal game

  • great job! very funny

  • i love the last line. so cold!

  • i don't love hockey, and its still hilarious!

  • lol I love hockey so this is hilarious!!

  • I think I've watched it at least 6 times, still laughing and I hardly no F all about hockey ! Excellent

  • The games are won, Adolf. The games.... are won.

  • Wicked video...nice work!

  • Sadly, there is no Stalin reference

  • i dont even think theres a video of hitler reacting to the u.s. losing the gold medal game. thats probably because nobody thought we'd even win bronze. im pretty happy with silver considering nobody gave us a chance.

  • I kinda did with my vid response but I wasn't going to run it into the ground.

  • Well done, Jeff. I didn't think i would laugh as much as i did but i did. It's actually really funny. Love the "bandwagoner" line. Positive energy!

  • LMFAO!! My sentiments exactly!!

  • Well done... This was hilarious for ppl who have a sense of humour!!

    Yay Canada!

  • Canada still got the GOLD!

  • lol'd at the last line

  • But Canada still got Gold :D

  • @crypto113 yea they got us back, good games though, who cares though football season is almost here............:(

  • This isn't even mildly amusing. I cannot imagine anyone with an IQ higher than a bucket could like this??????????

  • 100k+ views and a five star rating can't be proven wrong. Perhaps you should borrow some IQ points from that bucket.

  • I hope Heatley drives the bus HAHAHA epic!

  • No matter how many edited version of this clip i see, it's still fuckin halarious. haha

  • it's alright. it's only a qualifying game.

  • This video kicks ass. I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. Awesome clip!

  • Already did. It's the video response. Not as good. Got too long and not enough jokes to fill 10 minutes. Plus the editing is kinda choppy.

  • Hope Heatley drives the bus.

  • Furthermore, when it comes down to these games its all about who throws it all on the line, gives their heart, and gets a bit of luck

    Kesler's goal wasn't pretty, but doesn't mean Canada's were prime time. I love Canada but, it should have been a blowout in comparison to the 50/50 game it turned out to be.

    Just sharin my opinion, and it doesnt need to be said Canada sucks at summer games, we arent pretending either

  • Id comment on all the bad ones but ill try to generalize:

    Don't comment on hockey when all you do is listen to the announcers and now think you are pro; unless you've played the game aswell, you know shit all about how a gold medal team is built from the ground up. Canada didn't deserve to win the way they played the first game, they were an unmeshed group of hype.

    Thanks to USA, we got a second chance and we used it to find chemistry, good lineups and it paid off.

  • @420joker Ok, you're worse than everybody else. The "I played the game so I know more than you" guy. Ive watched enough hockey to understand how it works. Yeah the casual fan is generally ignorant to the subtlety of the game but it's no reason to crucify them. Enjoy hockey and discuss it but unless you've been involved at any level higher than a junior team, you don't know shit.

  • Just to point something out, and cut down on all the bickering and whining between the drama queens, all the pro-american comments are being negged and spam flagged while the pro-canada comments are being plussed. Now who cares more.

    And cut the shit with the political arguments because none of your opinions matter because you have no real power in those regards.

  • what he said about the USA team is half right hahah 2nd liners

  • Congrats to Canada you deserved it. A best four of seven series would have been epic between these two teams!

  • First off Congrats to Cananda, you deserved the Gold, you guys earned. Celebrate while it lasts.

    "Brother in Arms, but not on the Ice." <-- lol

  • this is one of the single funniest videos i have ever seen. by the way, i think in my opinion that miller, parise, stastny, and langenbrunner, as well as the johnsons, should be given mad props, cuz they were the reason the states made it this far. GO CANADA :)

  • the name of the movie ? can anybody tell me?

  • Downfall (German: Der Untergang)

  • Lol typical Americans making excuses after losing. Hockey will never be your sport...EVER. I mean your highest scoring player of all time is Modano, who is 29th overall LOL. not to mention the fact that 40 of the top 50 all time are Canadians. just stick to basketball guys, you own that sport.

  • In the 2008 Summer olympics,Team USA won 36 gold medals,Canada won 0

    Team Usa has won a total of 1,031 Gold Medals and 2,511 Medals All time

    Canada has won 103 Gold Medals All Time,and 379 Medals All time

    In Closeing

    USA - 2511 medals, Canada - 379

    See you at the Summer Olympics Boys

  • lol ur also sore losers when you lose, the broadasters after the gold medal game tried to say this was the best moment ever for canada, comparing it to a grey cup final... also appollo ohno or howevere you spell his name, decided, since he got disqualified, he was gunna complain about a clear push, when he thinks it's cuz we had home field advantage that he lost out on a medal, grow some balls and man up

  • How bout the fact that three of the refs were Canadian and one was a Finn. Suck on that for a second.

  • Whenever you have a Head Canadian Ref for a Canadian Hosted Olympics,you are playing with fire,they could have easily gotten a russian or austrailian head ref,Your makeing it seem like apollo bitched for 5 hours,he was laughing when he made the statement, im sorry but if you think winning a hockey game makes you Superior than the United States of America who is argueably the Most Advanced Nation this world has ever seen

    You are Fucking Delusional,like i said,see you at the summer olympics.

  • canada gotz the gold fcking metal

  • Canada won gold in mens and womans hockey

    GO CANADA

  • LOL this is so funny! Keep in mind this video is taking about the first USA-Canada game, not the gold medal game!

  • Kane and Miller are the only good American Players, Canada still rocked the fuck out of the U.S, End of story, Canada won.

  • @Gorsalitz This Canada team this year is the most overrated bunch of pussies I have ever seen. They should of been able crushed everyone. Enjoy your half assed victory.

  • they're not really a country anyway....

  • All you AMERICAN FUCKS can eat our fuckin GOLD!!! All you fuckers are a bunch of fuckin complaining FUCKS who think your country is the BEST well guess what your country is SHIT!!! HOCKEY WILL AND ALWAYS BE CANADA'S GAME!!!!

  • They're all fucking young players in there twenty's. Don't see me bitching about Kane that fucking little bitch. And your bitching about round robin play......one fucking win I didn't give a crap about USA playing Canada who were fucking up. But in the Gold you bitch because Canada outplayed USA in OT

  • @Fo3fan97 Your punishment for losing us last sundaywas playing Germany, The worst team. If anything that game was just a practice to give your team more ice time. We beat the Swiss twice. and we even beat you. To me we won. And it will always be that way. Your just a bunch of overrated half assed chicken shits that couldn't even win cleanly. And no I am not even mad about it.

  • @jurkis1 "To me we won." Perfect quote from a sore loser. Gold medal means Canada put forward their best when it really mattered. End of story. USA lost.

  • Canada lost Last sunday, remember?

  • Three things...

    1. American women hockey players were twice as hot as their Canadian counterparts.

    2. Canada's biggest threat to the gold medal clearly was not Russia or Sweden. It was the US. And considering the US is NOT a hockey country and doesn't care for the sport that's all the more remarkable.

    3. Now that the Canadian players have won gold, they'll go back playing for American teams in American cities since Canada doesn't have a real economy.

  • Hahaha

    You fucking lost man. Get over it. Too bad you can't make another fucking movie like you did the last time you won gold.

    You're a fucking pussy.

  • WOW!!! You should get your fuckin facts straight...Your American Womens hockey team sucks and the girls are ugly as fuck!!!

    2- The US does try to put the claim that they are a "hockey Country"

    3- 75% of Hocey players in the NHL are CANADIANS cause US hockey players are fuckin WORTHLESS!!!

    Lastly- We have the one of the worlds largest ecomomy Thats why your worthless country always needs us to BAIL YOUR FUCKIN AMERICAN ASSES OUT!!!!

  • 1. I agree, but only if you ignore the 7 men who played for your women's team.

    2. It's funny, when Canada wins the Stanley Cup again for your country, you're all cheering

    3. Canada is world leader in zinc and uranium, most of America's oil comes from Canada (2nd largest oil producer), not a single bank needed to be bailed out in Canada. The country has one of the largest reserves of gold, nickel, aluminium, lead, natural gas and is one of the few that exports energy.

  • Internet quote: "As of 2008, Canadas total government debt burden is the lowest among the G8"

    Have a nice day!

  • @merrimac291 dude that is the biggest fail i have ever seen in a youtube comment... Like read what you just said first of all America does care about hockey its sad that you guys keep saying you don't when the NHL best hockey players in the world have the largest fan base in the USA so get your facts straight before you try and make a point and dibshit the USA economy is what has fucked most of the rest of the world over. Stop being so patriotic and take a side look at your country.

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  • USA was getting worked in OT. The last game Broduer fucking did shit. Plus USA finally beat Canada in 50 years! One win doesn't mean your fucking better than Canada because you shot pucks passed a old man.

  • This Canada team this year is the most overrated bunch of pussies I have ever seen. They should of crushed everyone. Enjoy your half assed victory.

  • 70% of all your NHL players are Canadian...do we need to say more, son? (rolling eyes)

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  • And you got your ass whipped in Vietnam, Canada however never lost a war, we even beat your asses in 1812...yawn

  • @wwnst Still irrelavent, Moron. Lay off the kokanee and the bc bud.

  • Canada has the 2nd largest oil reserve in the world. The USA imports most of their oil from Canada. Without Canada the American economy and society collapses like a house of cards.

  • @wwnst Stalemate war was a stalemate

  • LOL BRILLIANT

  • O Canada!

    Our home and native land!

    True patriot love in all thy sons command.

    With glowing hearts we see thee rise,

    The True North strong and free!

    From far and wide, O Canada,

    We stand on guard for thee.

    God keep our land glorious and free!

    O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

    O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

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  • You mad?

  • @Goldman3040 no. Before the game even happened I came on here saying that even if Canada wins gold they will still be wierd lookin.

  • You mad.

  • well we won gold so relax hitler

  • jurkis1 --- What a sore LOOOOOOOSER!!!!!

  • @SennaF1GP I don't even care actually. I am just pointing out some facts.

  • LMAO this isn't a cabby beating contest

  • We'll all be laughing in about 2 hours when I finish my new vid. It was a good game and I haven't been that excited since the Sabres' last playoff run. But god I wish it could have been anyone but Crosby.

  • can't wait to see it!

  • So Canadian Gold ladies. Whose game is it? =D

    Four years.

  • @UBER069 You got to lose a game and still get gold. How come USA doesn't? Then you played 2 shit teams and barely beat one of them. Usa totally outplayed Canada in this game. We had to play Swiss twice. The team you barely beat in a shootout. This was not a good win at all and team Canada should give their golds to usa because they out played the shit out of them.

  • Soooooo orgasmic.

    I think it's so cute you actually thought you could win!

    :)

  • Canada 3 USA 2. Somewhere Hitler is smiling.

  • Gold looks better with red and white anyways.

  • Athlete's Creed The duration of an athletic contest is only a few minutes, while the training for it may take weeks of arduous work and continuous exercise of self-effort. The real value of sport is not the actual game played in the limelight of applause, but the hours of dogged determination and self-discipline carried out alone, imposed and supervised by an exacting conscience. The applause soon dies away, the prize is left behind, but the character you build up is yours forever."
  • I'd laugh if this was my mom.

  • Dont worry Hitler Canada faces the US tomorrow we might have a chance

  • I hope the US goes into Sunday's game cocky and then the Canadians will take what belongs to us!!

  • Canada will win we dont have brodeur in net this time we dominated last time and we are a better team now

  • be careful.... luongo is not the man for the job....should have played fleury from day one.....yes i am canadian and i hope they win but the goaltending is very poor for canada....yzerman really fucked up

  • i think luongo is better then fleury

  • These things are always better when the SPELLING is correct. Typos and misspelling ruins it.

  • 100K plus views and a 5 star rating would say you are wrong nerd.

  • I hope USA wins in the rematch .. canada trashed talked alot before they lost to the US team in the last game.

    Most thing I enjoy in life is when someone breaks his own neck . never trash talk another team. in sports it can go either way .

  • The players didn't trash talk anyone, nor did the coaching staff. So who did you hear that from? The media? A Canadian fan? Some guy you met on the street? Hitler?

  • Nobody trashed taled anyone, There is nothing in Canadian and American media about trash talk in between the teams.

    Of the 23 players on each teams, 19 Canadians are teammates with 13 players on the US side. Coaching staff? Canadian coach Mike Babcock is in Detroit, US coach Ron Wilson is in Toronto. Considering where they coach and play I seriously doubt that anyone would trash talk anybody.

  • very, very, very dumb

  • ur an idiot.

  • you can get RAW RAW America on us, we dont care we no we are not going to let you run away on us this time, Gold Medal final is are destiny Gold or nothing we will win, America only had "Ryan Miller" besides "Brodeur" sucked we will beat you no matter what happens World Juniors you got lucky, but you wont be granted so much luck in the Gold medal final

    ~BE AFRAID AMERICA CANADA WANTS BLOOD!!!

  • America sucks Testicular Cancer..

    Americans are as fat as fuck and u don't have health care benefits. Go die u pricks

  • We do have health care benefits. We have to pay for it though. You have to pay for yours too its just more candy coated.

  • im from the us of a, and this is great. you did a great job in shoving it to american hockey. canada will win the gold, america never gets the last laugh. GREAT video!

  • hey usa , you finnaly have a decent goaltender in all of your countrys hockey history congrats. but hes one man. im so glad you beat up on the swiss in the qualifying round lol. oh....wait....you were lucky to come out of that with a win sorry....giving to much credit. americans can yak and scream and point and shoot ...as canadians..we shall see.

  • I wonder if he's happy about the womens game? Lol

  • Our women's team is way better looking. That's all that matters in women's hockey.

  • THAT is bullshit.

  • ya no duh our team is butch its scary!!!

  • Good job buddy buddy buddy! (Say hello to Keel for me)

  • Mein Fuhrer, USA has just been conquered by some Canadian girls

  • yeah but your still wierd lookin and still canadian

  • Look up this post 3 days ago. I took the joke like a man, and I even went on record saying that this video is funny. If you can dish it out, you have to be prepared to it. As for you calling me wierd looking and Canadian, yes beauty is wierd to the ugly, and being Canadian is the best compliment in the world. Thank you very much for noticing.

    Grow up and learn to be a man. At your age that should have been taken cared off 11 years ago.

  • yeah that didn't make sense. I said your weird looking and still canadian. Thats like saying your weird looking and still weird looking.

  • This is because intelligent statements do not make sense to the poor in wit. I am not wasting any more of my time with you. Like Anne Robinson used to say in 2001. You are the weakest link, goodbye.

    Translated in a language even you can understand. U is a dum stooppeed sewerpipefreak crawl bac2 ur chittole, mez no talkin 2u no moh.

  • @Timetotakeoutdatrash ROFL! LOVE IT

  • ahhaha patrick Kane chirp and a half. Nice.

  • Costco in Canada is pretty sweet as well. You sell hockey gear. I remember going across the border just to stock up on Sherwood 5030s sticks n sock n stick tape cause they sell them in stacks.

  • 3:06: *Guaranteed* mispelt.