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  • holy shit i used up 1.2 gigs of hdd XP never the less i enjoyed it alot! xD although i could like uderstand about half of what you said xP lol u should put that this playlist uses 1.2 gigs or something like that and jw was youe hdd 750 gb?

  • lolol og damn u switched out two whole hard drives! D8 im worried how much bandwidth i used up

  • Now you're thinking with glitches

  • i got a Q: @ 8:50, the aperture science symbol made from letters, symbols, ect. looks... well... normal. in your speed run version, it looks distorted? is this intentional or just yet another glitch? -thanks

  • You should do a third person play. And I really wanna know what is dragging you at the end.

  • great job, seriously. But you should have muted Glados, its so annoying when shes talking and your talking :(

  • That was awesome.

  • Have you gotten a job at Valve, yet?

  • Sumthing Like ur messed up ending happened to me in minecraft. I had 1.8 with 1.0.0 sounds and I'm like WTF?

  • If Valve does not give you a job, they are fools. :)

  • Why didn't you just replace the audio of the speed run with your commentary and paused for long explanatory notes if needed?

  • portal 2 done pro?

  • youtube.com

  • Thank you very much for the commentaries, Was very fun to watch. :)

  • i want to know what asshole was assine enough to down rate the vid.

  • did you sung the end of portal done pro?

  • Im glad you took the time to make the commentary. Its really fun for me, and others too probably, to understand what glitches you were doing because it actually does make some sense when you explain how they work and what you do... Probably because we spent a lot of hours messing around with half life 2 games as well. Awesome! :)

  • @DawnOfDemise "we"?

  • @Transgenic86 your viewers :)

  • Take your companion turret and knock down the companion cube, lol!

  • still alive ftw

  • I dont understand abit about the cake in the end, why is it in the game?

  • funny how u can beat portal in 10 mins and yet u cant put a cube on a side of a table :D:D

  • Just got finished watching all the commentaries.

    Completely awesome!

    I think it's be sweet to see a movie with all these videos. For example, the opening would be the complete speed run, then intro video, then the commentary room by room, and after each room, it shows the speed run room split-screen in 1st and 3rd person. Just a thought.

    With your tactics throughout the speedrun, I'd bet you can find Atlantis or the city of the mole people.

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  • the only thing i can say after watching all this is:

    f**king insane...

  • lol

    You it glitched when you didn't want and didn't when you want.

  • Thank you for the explanation videos! I just redid (most of) what you have done. (Though you might have cut some parts that repeat themselves too much or that don't have anything to do with Portal itself...)

  • i'm glad that he repeated everything and almost did not skip anything even though he had to repeat them bajillion times

    he didn't just go, "well, i explained how it works, now let's replay that old vid again"

    he was like, ONE MORE TIME ONE MORE TIME ONE MORE TIME

    then BLAM!

  • Nice Job your Awesome!

  • I loved going through the commentary. And I'm pretty sure Valve saw your speed run, I actually found your speed run earlier on Steam in the Portal 2 news section. It was damn good, but so fast I couldn't tell what was going on. So it was nice to see you going through it slowly and talking about it.

  • The way you can actually reach the cake and even stop the ending of the game makes me think that it may have been intended to be possible. I mean I don't get why it's not just an animation and it's actually the game that needs to fullfill something to end itself. Also awesome how the last autosave was near the cake.

    Also: You got the cake! Glados wasn't lying you just needed to break several laws of physics and warp outside the univers a few times XD

  • I don't really consider this speed run a record. Glitching can be legit, but moving outside gameboundaires is not.

  • I never saw ANY source game video in TASvideos, and believe me, I have a Sh#t load of TAS vids in my harddrive

  • Funny that you HAD to have the cube on your cake :p.

    I've watched the entire commentary over the course of 2 days, loved to see a fellow OCD gamer's work. In a way I'm actually sad that it's over :D.

  • thanks for doing these videos. i am very interested in game glitches and how they work so its nice that you did a series for this :)

  • can i play portal 2 with you and do some glitches :D

  • This was awesome!!!!

    I watched the whole thing :)

    PLEASE do the same for Portal 2! If u do I will subscribe and tell all my friends about you! :D

    .....

    Ahh what the hell, I will tell my friends anyways ;)

  • @mrlychan yeah, it would be amazing ! =D

  • The MOST impressive speedrun i have EVER seen!

    Hope to see some crazy runs in portal 2 as well,

    co-op speedruns would be awesome.

  • Where did you find out how to do this? I assume there is a community somewhere that shares this sort of thing? I'd be curious as to where it is as I'm always trying to find things like this. But nowhere to this extent.

    Epic Video, Useful Commentary, Fun Glitches, I give it a 9/10. The only thing missing is gun porn. >.<

  • @Rogotin sourceruns(dot)org, speeddemosarchive(dot)com, tasvideos(dot)org. Youtube doesn't let you put real web addresses in the comments. Check those places out.

  • for those who say the cake wasnt a lie, i present this fact. the cake in the game is not a physical prop, but rather an "effect object" (is what i like to call them). they are not affected by physical objects and can be placed in air without falling. its kind of like a hologram.

  • awsome, thanks for sharing!

  • CHEATEEEEEEEEEEEEER

  • What an interesting series of videos this was! I can't wait to see what you can do with Portal 2. :)

  • Not only your skill was amazing, the willpower and patience are just UNBELIEVABLE. You are my most respected person from this day on!

  • Just finished watching these videos, subscribed.

  • Omg I wish so much for you that you could work with or at valve!!! And I just discovered this crazy speedrun, watched the whole commentary thingy in one bit (you are already one of my favorite commentators) and I will continue to follow what you are doing. I will also check out the other vids that you've made right now and I hope for more great content like this because I subscribed :))))))

  • If I wanted to learn more about the source engine and how the game works, where would I go?

  • watch my TAS's :P

    nothing compared to your actually real time tho... fml.

  • Excellent work, I'm trying some of these shortcuts on the xbox 360 arcade version of portal. Again, nice job! And see if you could apply for a job at valve if you haven't already

    I'll be sure to see if you upload new videos when portal 2 comes around in late April!

  • Noooo!! Dont sing anymore!! xD, btw, I really hope they hire you, cuz its so cool to work with those people :D

  • Glad to know i'm not the only one who just watches speedruns!

  • if i were to show this vid to a guy in valve, would u give me some credit? like thank u Callofdutykid5 for getting me this job?

  • @Callofdutykid5 Sure. I don't have any problem giving out a "Thank You." :-)

  • When they invent and construct a real life portal gun you should be the one testing and debugging it.

  • I think Valve goes by Quality over Quantity. With such a small group I wouldn't be shocked.

  • Ok, sooo... Saw the speedrun, was like ":O", then saw the commentaries, was like "wow", and then saw the speedrun again, and was like "O.O"

    Thanks for explaining so much, it's really hard to understand what's going on when you warp through 4 or 5 levels in barely 2 seconds...

  • you should really apply as a tester at valve, just give a link to the main video and this playlist and i'm sure they'll hire you :)

  • 3:33 Same but I'm still on build 3740

  • Am I the only one that finds it weird that the clamp in the ending is actually there and has physics instead of just being a picture and no clipping?

  • I expect a full speed run a few years from now of Portal 2.

  • hey what did you use to record all these videos?

  • fuck... did it... 3 am... going to bed x.x

  • Seam Glitches, Edge Glitches, Crazy Nonsense, and Peek-A-Portal(tm).

    All for science. You Monsters. :)

  • The end with the companion cube if a wonderful piece of bravado.

    congratulations on a well deserved record.

  • If you will get to work in testing portal 2, you will find all the glitches and they will fix them all, it will be fun for you ,but not for us, because there wont be any glitches left :D Anyways, its been nice speedruning from you, I have subscribed and watched all of your videos for about 2,5 years, and I see that your a true portal master ;)

  • At the end of the actual speed run:

    The cake is a cube.

  • i want nothing but good things to happen to you.. i wish i knew why. any video you ever put up i'll watch. great commentary btw

  • will you do the same with portal 2??

  • The gamers bow to you!~

  • I sir salute your patience and determination well done

  • Ok so quick question, what code do you use for autohotkey so that you can do the abh? because i just downloaded the program and realized it is much more complicated to use than i thought it would be.

  • After watching EVERY commentary, I went back to the original speedrun and I still had NO CLUE what was going on.

  • when portal 2 comes out you should do a co-op speedrun

  • After watching the commentary it's so much cooler when done properly. Man, you seriously broke the game. No. Let me rephrase that. You seriously RAPED the game. If Valve ever issues out a patch to fix them they'll be doing the most shittiest thing ever since they're so so SO much fun. If I think about it that's the best part of Portal... Anyway, I think it's fun to watch but learning this stuff (and actually doing it)... I bet it doesn't get you much tail. Also, thank you for not editing it ! gg

  • I just spent all night on a work night watching this after a post from major nelson. Kudos to you, and goodnight

  • I've watched everything, yay!

    Sir, you sure are a damn nerd for doing this. But you are resilient, so khudos for that! :)

  • thank you for assuming the party escort submisssion position.

  • can you get to the cake before you face glados?

  • 2:00 - "I guess it's a him... or a her?"

    "I even invited your best friend, the Companion Cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him."

    Inasmuch as GLaDOS is reliable (heh), the companion cube is male.

    Though, throughout chamber 17, the cube is referred to as "it"... "If it could talk, and the Enrichment Centre takes this opportunity to remind you that it cannot, it would tell you to go on without it, because it would rather die in a fire than become a burden to you."

  • Mr. DemonStrate, would you do me the honour of marrying me?

    Also, 1 dislike, The Fuck!!!

  • @SnubbleJR 2 Questions. 1. Are you a woman? And 2. Do you have kids?

  • @Transgenic86 No and No ;3

  • i arleady did this

  • I wonder if the guys at Valve who are working on Portal 2 after watching this video are suddenly going "SHIT FUCK" because they are re-using the same engine and some code for Portal 2, and are now rushing to try and fix all these glitches!

  • Watched all your videos and the original "Done Pro" very much enjoyed it, thanks for all the videos. I've been playing Portal like crack lately, I tried out a few of your simpler tricks and they do work, so obviously it's not "BULLSHIT HAXXOR" etc etc.. Great videos, keep it up.

    Looking forward to whatever Portal 2 videos you'll make in the future

  • That was PRO!

  • If you bring the cube back to GLaDOS's chamber, then hold it while you float upwards, you will have it in front of you in the parking lot and the hoop will bounce off it.

  • I was mindfucked at the speedrun, now I'm more mindfucked at the explanation D:

  • What is your steam username?

  • Yeah... about the singing part.... Don't quit your dayjob.

  • its wierd that even when he slowly explains the speed run that hes still faster than any of us 0.o

  • Excellent stuff! Loved it ^_^ watched them all and now I'm going to bed at 4am haha. Good work c:

  • o_o speechless you did an amazing job doing this speed run. this is dedication, and lots of free time too.

    great job anyways, you are my hero, and the cake wasnt much of a lie

  • I think the reason the Companion Cube doesnt move at the end is because in this version the physics were probably changed a little so it's different from when you did the speedrun...

  • @ryker666 No. It didn't change. I redid that end segment 8 or 9 times. The one you see in Portal Done Pro was 2 out of the 8 or 9 that actually successfully moved out of the way. It seems pretty random if it feels like freaking out or not.

  • @Transgenic86 In the speed run you were holding cube maybe that is why the companion cube went through the table.

  • @Transgenic86 Maybe it only glitches out when the hook touches an angled inward part of the companion cube? Like the parts that make parts of the cube stick out more. Valve engine physics are crazy like that.

  • I think the reason the cube doesn't move because it needs to be put a bit in the front side of the table rather to the rightside,

  • If valve hired you they would delay portal 2 like 3 years just to fix all the glitches you would find lol.

  • you should have offset it so it would fly towards you. you wouldn't get hurt though, right? nah, you wouldn't. going to noclip at this point crashes the game, so probably that means you are in a much different state than the normal gameplay. it doesn't make sense that you would actually be there for the cutscene as it is.

  • someone should give you $65342 for this. not me, but someone.

  • Hey, can you do a video of whats really inside that thing you put the CC in? Where you kill it

  • Hey, can you do a video of whats really inside that thing you put the CC in?

  • Thanks for posting up the videos. Watched all of them instead of doing work.

  • @BrendyBoy Excellent choice!

  • work for valve nigga

  • I loved all 15 of these videos, i watched all of them and the speed run. I don't want to even play the game now because it wouldn't be as great as this. Because you did all this without the whole story, can someone please explain this whole thing to me? Thanks if you would. Please make more commentary and more speedruns, i subscribed. Now just walk right down to Valve and start working.. Thanks:)

  • @Fanlor00 Wait wait, are you saying you haven't played Portal? That's insane. It's on everything this generation except Wii...even Mac OS! Just buy it and play it. The game is only a few hours long if you take your time, and the experience you get will be a hojillion times better than someone explaining the game to you.

  • @Baelfael1234

    I have played it haha but see it was my brothers copy and you know how they are "GET OFF"... Haha so i havent had a huge handle on playng it, and im only 13 (bday tomorrow haha) so ill probably get it soon, and i have to see if my computer is fast enough for it. Thanks haha

  • Companion cube Epic troll, stops the game from ending...lol

  • That's awesome. Watched the speed run and all the behind the scenes stuff. Great. Hope you get a job with Valve!

  • The cube glitch is possible. I did it one

    Time, after seeing a video.

  • Watched all 15 vids. It was very entertaining and the fact you repeated almost everything you did in the speedrun is also awesome. Moon jump with turret and that "over the handrail - over platform - to the other side" ABH jump was awesome.

    Great stuff man, hope you get a job at Valve if that is your wish.

  • Do more speedruns AND sing more songs (even though you obviously can't sing -_-), this is all very fun :)

  • What were the pictures you were going to mention at 6:24?

  • Amazing! And thank you!

  • Somebody squished the cake.

  • I just watched all 15 segments. That was excellent.

  • I love your dedication...

    4 hours ago- "do you think you could get to the parking lot?"

    2 hours ago- " here let me try"

    1 hour ago- "nope, can't get there"

    bravo good sir.

  • The first one has 22 thousand views... Only 6.5 thousand of us are hardcore enough to watch to the end.

  • @stevenlowell4 meanwhile its 42thousand in the begin and 12.5 at the end including me

  • You sir, have more patience than anyone I know. I am glad to see someone aside from myself cares enough to explain and even DemonStrate their glitching methods and procedures to interested third parties. You are an inspiration to all glitchers and speedrunners. Keep up the good work!

    P.S. It would be an honour to be able to work with you on future projects. If you still read these comments, feel free to message me about it :).

  • @Batosai3591 Yup. I still read comments. :-) The main problem with me... I'm kinda OCD about getting everything done perfectly, so I'm only really able to speedrun short games. Portal was popular, and I really enjoyed it, so I figured it was the best candidate to go all out on. I've also spent a lot of time working on HL2 (and EP1/2) speedrunning, so I had the experience and determination to do this.

  • @Transgenic86 Ah, well the offer stands. If you ever need help for some reason, hit me up. I happen to be a bit OCD about doing things perfect as well. Haven't done any speedruns since Halo 2, but I'd be interested in getting back into the flow if the opportunity presented itself. Hope to see some more videos soon!

  • @stevenlowell4 damn right

  • Thank you. You provided a filler for a boring day of studying for finals! Great work! You must have spent WAY too much time on all this haha

  • would it be possible to get to that above ground parking lot shown in the end before the game ends? and maybe fuck up what that part of the ending looks like too?

  • @daveytwelve I thought about it... I never went ahead and tried it because the cake room is much more amazing. Let me try it...

  • @Transgenic86 I can't get there. If I could, there would be another glitch associated with it, but it wouldn't be as cool as the cube cake.

  • @Transgenic86 oh i see. just curious! the cake ending was really cool. amazing speed run btw!

  • @Transgenic86 Do you mean that you could not get to there by using portals or by cheating?

  • @Transgenic86

    Please, inform us if VALVe ever contacts you, even if it's an automated cease and desist order plotted by GLADoS 2.0

    Or, at least inform me.

  • @Dissruptance me too, please.

  • @daveytwelve I guess it would be possible, if you know where everything is.

    Practise makes perfect you know!

  • Spent my whole day watching your playlist. ;}]. Well worth it xDD.

  • @TheAeCProductions How did it take an entire day to watch two hours of video?

  • @pimanrules Cause I paused it at times. ;o.

  • That was fun to watch =) thanks

  • If I worked at Valve I would hire you.

    Thanks again man. Cheers...

  • speed runs are awesome ^^

  • Now that where 2 hours well spent. Awesome stuff and well explained.

    Was nice listening to you. :)

  • OMG WTF HAXORZZZ!!!!!!!

  • i wouldn't be surprised if someone at valve saw this and offered you a job

  • @withaspoon94a job for what?

  • You are freaking awesome.

  • 6:33 best desktop background ever

  • Once when I put the cube on the cake, the claw glitch with the cube and crashed Portal.

  • 8:58 song in the back ground?

  • @dragongamer123 really...?

  • @MrFranzisko

    I lold I realy did :P

  • @MrFranzisko obvious troll wast obvious?

  • @dragongamer123 Portal - still alive . I think

  • @dragongamer123 still alive

  • hmm .. i was wondering, you seem to have forgotten some of the glitches you used in the speedrun and remembered in the videos themselves ( like the edge glitch ) even though they both are the same upload date, what's wrong ?

    secondly, how long have you been going for the speedrun ?

    lastly, where the !@$% did you get all this patience from ? how did you learn it ? :(

  • why did they put the cake there?

    is there anyway to get the cake without glitching?

    or was it intended for us to glitch?

    great vids btw saww all of them lol

  • watched all 15 !!!Awesome!!!

    just awesome. Good luck to you in the future.

  • You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar. These videos were like a speedrun and an informative Let's Play wrapped into one. As I like both of those media, this made me very happy.

  • how come i didn't get dragged at the end?

  • @maplefreak7549 When did you beat the game? A big patch hit portal, with lots of hints and secrets and new achievements, and of course, a new ending.

  • That was a really interesting commentary. I wish there would be more like these, especially for tool-assisted stuff. Just to give some more insight into how stuff works.

  • You are a wizard.

  • :D I watched all 15 parts

    great stuff!

  • LOL @ you failing three times :D

  • In Spanish cube is "el cubo" an "el" is masculine. So I with that logic the companion cube is a "he".

  • Wait at 1:52 ?!?! I never seen that before!

  • @wolfrox777 Valve updated it not so long ago to provide continuity for Portal 2 ;)