How To Grow A Pear In A Bottle

[MrGurthanthoclops]

Sounds like Timmy from the Whitest Kid U'know!!

[DannyFischarge]

Ignore the hate comments, and send me some of that pear brandy. I've had Peach brandy with the fruit in the bottle.Yum. Do you need some cotton wool or something to keep dust and dirt out?

[astralninja1]

wat the fuck is the point

[wolorobot]

@astralninja1 pear Booooozeee x3 what else could it be :P

[saramoo123]

@astralninja1 Google 'Williams Pear vodka'. It's a bottle of vodka with an actual pear inside it.

[unjumble]

And there.. And There euggeh

[hellasgoofy]

that helped me solve so many probs in my life.no it wasnt POINTLESS.mark my words -.-

[LakierosJordy]

This isn't a dude, it's a lesbian woman

[MrAdil623]

@LakierosJordy Only a Lesbian Could Put a Pear in a Bottle Lol

[bumr055]

Wha bout chronic?

[famoussinger1112]

when you grow a pear, u can call me back!!

[avalanch5779]

i thought he was a woman when i first heard him speak o.o

[trevked]

When did Woody Harrelson start growing pears inside bottles?

[MsNoneofurbuisness]

is this a girl or a boy like if u are confused too

[thegirlinhotpink]

If you close your eyes, he's a woman. (:

[pikodj]

@thegirlinhotpink haaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahhahahah­ahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahah­hahahahahaha

[ironschaffchris]

@thegirlinhotpink and if you open you eyes, she's a man.

[ad4mc1mufc]

you grow a pear in a bottle as a bit of a novelty when creating pear brandy , search images on google if you want to see it.

[dannyhomerdude]

WHY!?!?!!?

[animegrl207]

He talks like a girl umm so where's is the other video I wanna see the pear grow

[Orlliv]

Just one question: Why would you do this? and i know i said one question but how do you get the pear out?

[IRZ09xX]

@Orlliv you don't, its made to amaze your friends.

[sina510]

WHAT!? I WATCHED 5MINS AND I DIDNT EVEN GET TO SEE THE GROWN PEAR?

[xXRawrLov3Xx]

Lol, I was searching for Kesha's song, then i ended up here just for curiosity. At first i didn't get the idea of the pear in bottle thing, then i googled it and was like "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..." :L lol

[ButtonsAndPillows]

Why would anybody want to grow a pear in a bottle??

[L3w15l33]

Well... That's Normal...

[skunksr2cutep]

Whenever he first started talking I though he was a girl

[crazypete3]

Like if a psycho path who grows grass in keyboards brought you here.

[hola8800]

5:34 of my life that i'll never get back o.O

[BlueBurryPimp]

@BobthefreakinPenguin who the hell is kesha and what buisness does she have here.

[Prescottkeeper]

Love it!! Makes me want to plant a pear tree.

[FaHncy]

why do you even need to put a pear in a bottle? don't you eat it? you cant get the pear out of that bottle to eat it.... confused....

[jacko1423]

@FaHncy hahahahahahahahahahaha



[snowman358]

@FaHncy emergency pear in bottle break bottle for a pear :D

[timrollefson1]

@FaHncy for pear brandy



[FaHncy]

@timrollefson1 pear brandy? i have never heard of that... haha i wish i had a emergency pear in a bottle.... just ofr emergencys.....

[HeroOfEpicness]

why did i watch this?

[xxXxMiSsMuSiCxXxX]

im going to referr to everything as "guy" now :D

[sattamss]

ur life is so boring i wonder y u still a live

[animelovergirl1011]

@sattamss Back to you.

Learn how to spell fgt

[sattamss]

@animelovergirl1011 mind ur own noodle

[karmacomacure]

nature doesnt understand why people do things like this

[SickSourMusic]

lol He calls every object "this guy here"

[ouygreen1787]

what do you do with it

[runescaper1333]

I think this guy has his balls inside the bottle

[SpacePIRATEarrgh]

I'm sorry, but when would you need this?

[kekokannibal]

from 1:50 it gets kinda pervy...

[33fgfhjjggy6y]

I honestly thought it was a woman at first, not trying to make fun of the man but that is a serious case of lady voice

[karmacomacure]

@33fgfhjjggy6y really i think he did used to be a woman....

[JihadJoeC4]

@33fgfhjjggy6y Im glad im not the only one who thought that

[TheCombatArmspwner]

Serious question: Are you a guy or a girl?

[nosuchthing666]

@TheCombatArmspwner One of the first rules of life: Don't be a prick.

[researchologist]

@TheCombatArmspwner Oh! My!! You took the words right out of my mouth. Actually, this question intrigued me more than the damn pear did. I even had fun with all my family by hiding the video, but allowing the audio to play and having them guess the age & gender of the speaker. It was hilarius!

[vkl5]

PEAR ABORTION

[legoguy000]

The funny thing is that my pear IS a bottle...

[FoxMalder64]

Класс!!!

[Jimborocknroll90]

pears suck anyways apples are where its at!

[renagade12]

@Jimborocknroll90

lol asian pears are the shit!

[Jimborocknroll90]

@renagade12 seriously? where do i find these at? hopefully not anywhere in asia lol

[renagade12]

@Jimborocknroll90

hah usually their not at the store because European pears rot from the inside out so they last longer on shelves and Asian pears (also known as apple pears) Don't and spoil faster... but i have 2 grafted Asian pear trees and i used to hate pears... now their my faV

TRY SOME!!!!!!!

[Fancysaltedpeanut]

Ohhh, you bottle em up for display or to give them as a gift..... WTF

[dangdangBB]

why did i watch the whole thing....

[MegaM7777]

it would be funny if when he turned around to get his bottle( 1:43 ) the pear already grew big...lol

[TheCrysisProGamer]

@MegaM7777 hahahahahaha.....-.- are you 5 years old??? you little asshole.

[MegaM7777]

@TheCrysisProGamer was that an insult?

[TheCrysisProGamer]

@MegaM7777 yes it is!!! was THAT an insult

[MegaM7777]

@TheCrysisProGamer why are you so pissed?

[scottym1995]

He Needs To Grow A Pear ...

[peaceoutpeeps23]

@scottym1995 icwatudidthere

[62rome]

@scottym1995 LOL,LOL,LOL.

[BigDH28]

@scottym1995 LOL! Thats the best Cheesiest Comment I have Heard. *LOL IF that makes sense to you*

[SeaMelonMan]

This guy sounds like a pedophile

[xxkatiekatyxx]

Thumbs up if you think this guy is never gonna get a girlfriend

[xxkatiekatyxx]

Thumbs up if you think this guy is crazy

[bigbobgotu]

1:50 

[banananutpie7]

My question is: How do you take the pear OUT of the bottle and eat it?

[BlueGlitzy]

@banananutpie7 break it i guess lol

[banananutpie7]

@BlueGlitzy Heheheheh

[informationwarfare]

@banananutpie7 i dont think that is the idea, i wouldnt bother with this at all lmao

[Misschaulklin]

dude you need to grow a pear lol -kesha

[999darkwolf]

Ke$ha told me to grow a pear =D

[SporeCreator2009]

@BobthefreakinPenguin They should've had that as background music LOL

[hippiepeacechick1970]

i kind of like- kind of like- kind of like- aaaa

[hippiepeacechick1970]

omfg i thought it was a girl in the first place before i saw that it was a fucking guy!

[morbidarr]

@hippiepeacechick1970 Lmao yeah... I was like Wat???

[PivotSeargentFS]

SO I'M KINDA LIKE, KINDA LIKE, KINDA-

[landonthaler]

is this a guy or a girl?

[etown2222]

like this if you found this when you watched grow a pear by ke$ha. and dude, why dont u grow a pair in your pants not in a bottle

[BWEED2]

@etown2222 ikr!! thanks man u gave me my daily laugh haha :)

[Kaboomz19]

hahah fag

[TheBeckyLovesJB]

GROW A PEAR (8) <333333333333333 LMFAO.

[funny0000000]

This video is so stupid. It cut 10 other pears off to put one in the bottle then he is going to smash the bottle to get it out.

WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THIS?

[Nach0chips]

or you can eat the pear like a normal human?

[TheFoshizzlexoxo]

This guy needs to grow a pear

[boxa888]

spread organic heirloom food seed far and wide protect heirloom genes,its"johnny appleseed economics"or"gorrila gardens"spread more organic food than GMOand you will water down the effects and if everyone becomes self suffcient at their homes it will stop GMOright in its tracks,if there is enough people it will save our food system,thats how you win! wake up everyone,do your part if u are angry,get seed and SPREAD THE ORGANIC SEED EVERYWHERE TELL OTHERS

AN ARMY IS AS STRONG AS ITS STOMACH

[scenexXxcorpse]

before i saw that it was a man, i thought it was diane sawyer.

[KRLOZDEVIL]

Justin Bieber's Father?

[GaySingleMulatto]

The dual gender voice.

[loveless660]

i just dont understand why you would wanna do this

[grey12401]

@loveless660 Pear brandy...Ever see liquor bottles with fruit inside? This shows how it's done.

[grey12401]

@loveless660 Pear brandy...Ever see liquor bottles with fruit inside? This shows how it's done.

[adidasbooi]

it's just cuz all gays acts like women, and talk like them, and grow pears in bottles... O_O'-

[MyMomPwnsU]

i think this is what justin bieber might sound like when he's an adult :/

[suppxctuff]

There's starving children in Africa that would have loved a pear.

[harrygoozee]

how do i get the pear out?

[ilikeledzeppelin]

@harrygoozee you slurp it out like you slurp out semen mmmmmmmm

[harrygoozee]

@ilikeledzeppelin or just throw the bottle on the floor or cut the lid

[mikeb1444]

Who's gonna be first to do a Pineapple.

[b4567890]

I have a pear tree in my backyard. I am so trying this during the summer. =D

[jerrydff7]

wtf is this for?

[Raysolsen]

I searched grow a pear by kesha lol

[fisherguy22]

@Storian

haha... me too!! Dont ask me why i watched it, because i wouldn't be able to tell you

[Storiann]

Why the fuck did this come up in my "Recommended for You" Window?

[Altarcraft]

So if I were to eat the pear, I have to break the bottle. 

[reeding]

why is it called king if flowers are female

[tm4mcgrath1]

@reeding

There is a lot of gender ambiguity in this video.

[xXMeecrobXx]

he talks like getting a orgasm by doing this

[zephyriffic]

that's one gay ass farmer

[seanseng61]

not to be rude but are u a BOY or a GIRL

[Mac1634]

I have a pear tree in my yard... I'm definitely going to try to make a pear in a bottle, it would be awesome to have. People will be like "How the hell did you do that??"

[andreilucaci81]

The question is 'what for?"

[DenverBroncosfan44]

i have been en trigged

[Mafewx523]

guy or girl ? LOL

[urukzpower]

@Mafewx523 well, the voice is abviously male, but the body i'm not sure of

[BluSUBsound]

lovly vid cheers

[LinkaleeLewis]

Is he a transman? He really sounds like it...

[tradward]

novel idea but a bit full of shyte. plz explain what a king bloom is again or were u making it up as u went?

[devilzreality93]

i tot the one talking was a woman when the movie started

[EMOSSUCKABIGCOCK]

Rakia harharharhar :D

[i420Marijuana]

everyones jewing the fuck out of his voice

[con2000or]

5:22 ???

[psylocke757]

@con2000or loooool

most awk noise

[WholeGrainToast]

King Pear, I choose you!

Go, BOTTLE ATTACK!

[rylotheriderofbikes]

why do you have a womans voice? X

[wow1022]

where's the partridge?

[22emilylover]

Cool I wanna try

[BlueOvaGrey92]

this due is totally gay

[BANJOKUZOOIE]

lesbian

[mintchocolatebear]

There are too many people commenting on the man in the video, instead of the subject he's talking about. And to all those who have a problem with the guy in this video...you've probably never seen his food photography before, have you?

[cresidue]

Y-A-W-N.....

[FreeReery]

That's also how you get a ship in a bottle.

[gameduderox]

clearly a homo.

[sk8Sheckz]

dude.... or chick?

[tahoe350]

I was at my wine store tonight and saw this along with a bottle that had an apple inside. I was very interested and when he told me about it, I didn't believe him. So we googled the process and when I read how this is done, I had to try to see if Youtube had a video. This is amazing!! I would have never guessed stuff like this existed. VERY cool!

[cookingupastory]

@tahoe350 This is why I did the video! I've seen pears in bottles over the years and always wondered - how did they do that?! I was fascinated with the process. =)

[TheChickenrun3]

@tahoe350 well not really... just a fruit that's grown in the same way as every other fruit but first put in a bottle as a bloom

[thetravelinghermit]

this dude sounds like crispin glover

[TBiggumz71]

this guy is a flaming homosexual

[alexvalstef]

@TBiggumz71 omg i thought it ws a woman bcuz of the voice but then i saw his face damn poor guy

[EAVTRONICS]

you guys always find a way to put things in other things shwiiiiing:)

[EAVTRONICS]

can u put the bottle in the pear loll...

[ozzyguy67]

Guy or Girl?

[DudesTime]

aammm sorry but.. Why did i will need a Pear in a bottle?

[foxlink6907]

shits weak.

[Verradonairun]

Why is it that you put pears in bottles?

I could imagine to either protect it from insects on the ground (when it falls down) or to make some kind of alcoholic beverage by adding spirit to the bottle and letting it sit for a few months.

But seriously, why?

[cookingupastory]

@Verradonairun It's the latter. Check out the info box (above); there's a link to a story I did with a local distiller who does just this, and there is a picture of the final product toward the end.

[Verradonairun]

@cookingupastory thanks, i'll check it out :)

[DADDYKRUSE1K]

u sound like a chick

[passiflora79]

I think this is a cool idea. Why do people waste time watching videos they think are stupid and then write negative comments? I have a lime tree on my patio, maybe I could grow some limes in a bottle. Sounds fun.

[adidasbooi]

why want grow a pear in a bottle? why dont grow it on a tree like normal people? :P

[Abyssery]

I thought that was a woman at first, dude, you sound like a chick.

[takeit8666]

i dont understand the purpose of putting a pear in a bottle....

[snupers]

wtf thats a woman or guy?

[AznPwn9449]

Is he exactly a dude?

[flyboy648]

she looks like a man

[Fxr1212]

this gay guy looks like a lizard

[livingjustfordying]

this guy is creeping me out...

[dinglenutzz]

Hope by hacking at the tree he doesnt expose it to pests or infection and ends up killing it. That would be sad.

[lokilokibar]

@dinglenutzz those are nothing dont worry

[coldfarted]

Get a mason jar... put a pear in it... fill it with brandy... put the lid on... wait a few weeks... drink brandy and eat pear.

[cookingupastory]

@PhiltrumOz thank you for saying this.

[ratedEG]

Sounds like this chick knows what she is talking about.

[juku1123]

can i use apple



[deathfrets]

whitest kids you know?

[deathmarch5]

Maybe he sounds like a girl because his pears are in a bottle XD

[colinf94404]

why put the pear in a bottle?

[dialtone777]

sir how do you know if that bottle is a guy? it could be a girl bottle...

[purpleheart279]

omg!!! i thought that was a man but the talkin was a woman!

[rkoloj]

he says "whats with the bottles?"

"im just putting them in bottles" lolololol

[xanxei]

Holy cow, I can't believe these comments. "How do you get the pear out?" "Why would you grow a pear in a bottle?" Yeesh. Have you people never seen those fancy $60 pear brandy bottles?

My question is, how the heck do you wash the pear and the inside of the bottle before filling it up with yummy brandy? If you wait for the pear to drop off the branch on its own before removing, as the dude suggests, it'll be ripe and very bruisable.