My Carpet Has Blood On It (Prank Call)

[kylie5995]

I would of shit my pants

[GoggleYourMind]

so pretty i... had to eat her LOL

[edpeterson1]

lol you guys need to do another one of these types of pranks, just freak out some random person (or people).

[kennedycwilson]

why is is voice so deep in this one?

[KingOystar]

He is the origional Bart Simpson!

[55Jazmine]

I misss these prank calls, now they are stupid =//

the only good ones are when they are "Michelle" or "Brandon"

[zerah561]

@55Jazmine I <3 "Michelle".

[welshteg]

11:29 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahaaaaa!

[PurplePandas48]

He does the best prank calls!(:

[DarrenBergbigler1998]

you should prank call a resteraunt and say that the food you ordered had bugs in it

[zerah561]

@DarrenBergbigler1998 A centipede or Millipede.

[kontonakuma]

When I watched this I thought Paranormal Activity only better.

[Brandibb]

Why wouldn't you suggest that he call the police? derp. lol!

[mdtime1]

NOW THATS FUCKING HILARIOUS!!! DUDE.

[highcombo9]

had to eat her :D!

[Orangesoda65]

When you picked the phone back up you shoulda pretended you were the killer!!!

[KingOystar]

@Orangesoda65 you are right! he should have done it as "mitch"!

[thecool902]

in the middle of the vid he messed up and said so pretty i had to KILL her not eat her

[peopole45]

watch with the Closed Captioning it's hilarious to see what they think they're saying

[EpicGamingGuys]

Ololololololololol :O

[love86734]

so pretty i had to eat her what the hell

[Legoreviewer1000]

@love86734 So pretty I had to eat her as in his "wife" was so pretty that the person ate her.

[courtney10195]

Omg! I was scared when u were like "OMG OMG" I literally ripped my head phone out

[nutmeg1313]

Oh my God I was truly a little scared listing to this... And I was like, "What the crap is he Doug with that chair?!" and then you threw it and I was like, "Oh."

Classic! Pure genius! I am a huge fan!

[Nagiliath]

lol for some reason this makes me laugh like crazy but if someone would prank call me like this I'd fucking piss my pants xD

[powerglove100]

So pretty i had to eat her,When i heard that i was night time i was home alone and the doorbell went i was terrified i didnt awsner it

[strictpolicy]

by the way, you shouldn't talk during 'hold'.. i almost always listen when i put someone on hold for a few seconds after i return

[PrivateRyker123]

He plays the drums!

[RustyFerretStudios]

Thumbs up if they should have their own tv show.

[4545pandas]

hahahaa its funny cuz he said so pretty had to kill her than she said what dose it say then he said so pretty had to eat her haha he made a mistake but it wuz funny

[sweetr383]

why am i getting advertisements in different languages????????????????????

[mrbobcat4456]

That awkward moment when Stacey sees this...

[gstrauch123]

haha so funny

[AksaProductions1]

he said so pretty i had to kill her, instead of eat her... at 8:38

[Sims3Girl97]

Does anyone order a rug with blood...?

[mrbobcat4456]

@Sims3Girl97 I do

[Sims3Girl97]

@mrbobcat4456 Then theres an awful lot of rugs for sale behind that shady building >

[snoopylover911]

So pretty i had to eat her! who comes up with this BS???

[NYbabysitter]

thumbs up for mets! nice shirt

[Eatzthesexyunicorn]

How do you not get in trouble with these? Haha.

[MarshyMallow1712]

after he said kill her instead of eat her i was like JARED NOOOOOOO!!!!

[MarshyMallow1712]

they should creep more people out haha

[SierraNM2002]

I dare you ro prank call the cops.

[puppetsosocks]

you always make the cat die or something in these...

[xXxKDT2000xXx]

nice drum color

[headshots9826]

holy shit , i had caption on and when he said this bs , it said isreal is bs

[briskywithoutadoubt]

thumbs up if you agree this guy has the best prank calls(:

[Lisax345]

xD lmao

[ThereseLovesL]

"so pretty I had to eat her" That seriously freaks me out

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[yourfavoritestginger]

Haha! My dad used to work at RcWilley in the flooring department. :)

[xBigTimeLyrics]

" So pretty I had to eat her " Hah wow. I bet the people on the phone were freaking out. Especially when the chair got thrown.

[jaradjd1]

hahahahahah!!!!! it was soooo funny when he threw the chair ! lol!

[SuperJuboo]

i bet the girl who first answered the phone went to bed with nightmares!XD

[XLinkgamer]

''so pretty i had to eat her'' when i heard that i pictured the image of a man eating a hot girl and when i did i just got the god damn chills up my spine

[miamouse54]

If only a good horror movie director watched this... I would so go see a movie about this.

[TheCastleMountain]

When she asked for the last name, the first one that came to my mind was Smith. Holy fuck

[CoolGUYonroblox]

check out ghost hunters prank call by him its so funny i almost threw up laughing

[flamingninja98]

They didn't think it through.The gwife gave him the carPet when it already had blood on it in his story.also this did creep me out ( playing mortal kombat didn't help either)

[jenniferfeliciano66]

@flamingninja98 But maybe his mstory was that he saw it first after his wife went to get milk. Or maybe I'm not thinking prokperly. Sorry but if i'm wrong,its because i onlt got 3 hours f of sleepf

[TheUltimateApple]

This creeped me out a little, and I knew it was a prank!

[TessRocks1234]

@TheUltimateApple it didnt creep me out one bit so it did to you

[Arisheartsyew]

Nom Nom Nom.<3

[koolaidman2014]

i should start doing these i dont laugh when doing prank calls and there super funny when i do them i had walmart on the phone for 15mins looking for a lavender colored light saber lol

[isamu90]

So pretty. I had to eat her.

[196viper]

wtf is with the chair!?!?!?!?!?

[DamMir915]

crazy how this guy maintains his cool

[cutiecutiekisskiss]

dude how can you sound like a actual serious problem with sound affect......now i'm think what would happen if this was actually real.............must of freak her out....

[kimmy21200]

do he get caught?

[mackandcheese1000]

@kimmy21200 no because he uses skype and thats untraceable

[dumb20000]

ha the man is getting attacked and the guy's like "hello? how may i help you?"

[jenniferfeliciano66]

@dumb20000 I woulda been like "Yea! CALL THE FUCKING COPS I'M DYING HERE!" Only if it was real!

[NerfGuy1975]

omg dude u r soooooooooooooooo cccccccoooooolllllllllllllllll  will you be my friend i am very cool with a big willy

[westcoastgurly]

omg funny... i wonder if he ever gets caught up?

[nikki24691]

He got the phone # off of the chair

[laniasultan]

u have to repeate urself to all of them at least three times 

[XxfallonbabyyXx]

whatswith the chair =S....

[krkqueen1]

It's a good thing that emergency dispatchers react a lot faster than these stupid telemarketer people who don't understand anything until you repeat it 5 times and transfer you 10 times to someone different. And then when they do understand they don't know how to resolve the issue. If I were one of these people, as soon as he told them he was scared and his wife was missing, I would be like, OK call the police right now!!

[scythexxguy99]

i was like wtf why are you holding a chair. you were holding it for like 3 minutes

[kaylove159]

you're so serious all through these videos that it seems like you're angry. then in the end you just BURST out laughing. it's great!

[linkrulessonicsux]

i kept thinking you were gonna throw the chair and say you were being attacked by a murdurer

[AndrewCeja1]

funny shit



[noahsark50]

this is still my favorite prank call!

[BubblexL0v3able]

when i do prank calls .. i stay really serious for about a minute or so .... then crack up laughing

[cthulhuforpres117]

this should be called "nightmare on cauliflower lane"

[cthulhuforpres117]

they use skype so no one can trace the calls

[cthulhuforpres117]

@luv2laf1234567890 

[PS3skeetery]

had to eat her

[Hottykina]

Dude seriously I can't even stay serious

[theonlyDrderk]

his storys are so interesting i feel like its real sometimes lol

[treedebates]

ha ha ha ha funny funny

[girllost131]

BRISK!!!!!!!



[IrishPub98]

ha dude this is so freakin halarious wats up with the head phones and how do u do that with the phone???

[papergunman123456]

laughing not lafhing.

[iGOBURR]

haha, one time you said "so pretty i had to kill her." was that on purpose or accident?

[Legoreviewer1000]

So crazy man, you asked a MANAGER OF A CARPET MANUFACTURER what you are supposed to do if theres an intruder in your house lol

[christianlovemi]

hey if he gotta eat her he gota eat her right?

[sugargliderpal203]

i thought the title meant kristen was having her period XD

[gospelgirly98]

@sugargliderpal203 lol me too for a second

[zainbaozen]

@holdenkenne thanks captain obvious...

[TheMarines688]

lol man this guy is funny as hell u should watch the ghost hunters one its funny

[fatmanreturns]

But... who wrote the writing?

[holdenkenne]

Ok, so wife's at the store "getting some milk", 3 hours later jared opens up the rug that says "So pretty I had to eat her". Are you seeing it how I am? Sounds like the thing that wrote the message was referring to his wife, which was why she didn't

come back. CREEPY!

[TomProperTV]

Hahahaha just listening to it was freaking me out!!

[OneDollarWalrus]

LOL, he threw a chair.

[helema23]

@OneDollarWalrus he threw a box in the ghost hunters one and made screeching noises.......he even got the lady to say lord satan help me....:D

[Mariomad101]

im freaked out dude so pretty i had to eat her holy crap

[ddrmaxman]

wow. I knew it was a prank call. but just hearing it freaked me out. I have the prank calls running in the background while I'm working on 3D models so all I can hear is just the call.

[GameSpazzer]

Peeps reference for the win! Am I the only one that got that?

[redneckcountryboy9]

WANTED

RUG MURDER!!!!!!!!

HAD TO EAT HER!

[LittleInsaneity]

I would love to recive a rug like that!

[mynameissampson8]

Jared is awesome =) I want to add him on facebook! lol

[metallicaholic43088]

jared reminds me of a future adam sandler

[TayAmara18]

Dude, you're fucking awesome.

[ieuan4real]

Loving the hat! Can I get one?

[thesuperrandomguy123]

holy shitur brave but i would have said aaaaahhh aaaaaahhhhh hloy shit get off me aaaaaahhhhhhhhh but like screaming and like then have heavy breathing

[MVPponyz]

damn costumer service!!

[stalkerducky]

dude im a drummer too! :D and also this was hilarious

[MyBandNameWasTaken]

@stalkerducky Glad I'm not the only one who noticed that first :D

*also be a drummer*

[EvilTacoFilms]

awesome and creepy.... NOT! jk its awesome

[ifkurgf2]

OH WOW..... 8:40 fail

[ifkurgf2]

he is drinking brisk.

[Crazi4Budgies]

your so mean haha

[EthanBubba]

bs really bs

[EpicMau55]

since when do you need an account to purchase a rug? o.o

[Ohmegoosh]

@nalle999999 hahaha(=

[hahaholic97]

@brobuckey44 My point exactly!! I don't see how he can stay so serious for so long!!

[kithie01]

lol @ 2:57 she sounds like she's saying "oh F..."

[TheWhatnou]

written in blood...OR KETCHUP!!!!

XD

[TheWhatnou]

written in blood...OR KETCHUP!!!!

[thedrunkensquirell]

From 12:00 i died laughing! XD

[J801045]

he said that with a straight face :D



[justinbieberluver445]

i luv ur prankcalls, the best one is walmart one where u said that u lost ur 2 yr old lol

[RevelationHU55]

@justinbieberluver445 yea did u c the ghost hunter 1 n the prank goes horribly wrong but get hilarious theyre pretty old but funny n broski unstoppable farzin he says he loses his daughter but different

[justinbieberluver445]

@RevelationHU55 yea i saw that one :)

[El3MenTxN1nj4]

a mets shirt.....who is this kid???? lmao. jk am not a hater of the mets.... originally from New York

[roxas3e]

so pretty i had to eat her lol

[TheYankees200927]

calm as ever "her name is dorothy mhm" throws somethin heavy "omg! wtf was that!" lol

[kernoelli]

*Epic Deep Voice* Random Chair Throw!!!

[samdo123]

you almost f'ed youre self because in the middle you said "so preety i had to kill her" but most of the time you said "so preety i had to eat her"

[samdo123]

you almost fed youre self because in the middle you said "so preety i had to kill her" but most of the time you said "so preety i had to eat her"

[samdo123]

you should of said "um i open my rug and there is a dead person wraped up in it"

[samdo123]

you should of said "um i open my rug and there is a dead person wraped up in it

[ThatCoolGuyNamedMatt]

SPERM PRANK CALL! :D -----> /watch?v=aiPPFdUzemE

[mahdigaify]

'i like horror movies bt this starts to feel like one' wow

[KingOystar]

I bet she was pretty pissed when she realized she was pranked!

[KingOystar]

How are you not in jail for this?! (Yes I know they use Skype)

[ferraribrown07]

you scared the crap out of her at the end

[hahaholic97]

Dude how can you stay so serious?????



[brobuckey44]

@hahaholic97 i know when i do somthing like this i break out lafhing

[mynameissampson8]

@hahaholic97 EXACTLY!! thats talent!

[mrteddycrayon]

Somewhere in the middle of the video he screwed up and said "kill her" instead of "eat her".

[RokudoMukuro6]

damn ur a pro at this

[lolzusux]

Ima call that number.

[babygirlbell101]

LOL

[SuperDrummz]

nice drumkit=D

[IT1175]

he change it up...he said so preety i had to eat her then he said so preety i had to kill her lol

[chrismcawesome1]

@IT1175 no he didnt

[anthonysjb]

@chrismcawesome1

yeah, he did.

[Grizzworld54]

Sir you've just been...*hangs up*.....pranked by "Friday Ni-lololol

[jordon1234576]

my wife purchased a rug the other day.. i dont really know how she purchased it, i didn't really ask, i dont really care.. xD

[HUfOrever1223]

any reason why he always looks preoccupied ? he's always doing something on the computer i've noticedd. also what's the sound he's playingg i know it but i can't name itt. ! :D

[HUfOrever1223]

any reason why he always looks preoccupied ? he's always doing something on the computer i've noticedd.

[Samasaurus89]

are you possibly a compulsive liar? :)

[LucyAndPepper]

Omg Peeps reference!!



[horselover99100]

i thaught ur name was barney hahahahaha...... jk...... the horse prank call that was so halarios

[nikocmpunk08]

if that was real it would be so fuckin creepy

[SophieAndLovingIt]

LOL, I love this. :'D

[Supramna92557]

Anybody else notice the WALL in the back

[omgrenegade]

god that manager is retarded, haad to ask a few times what it actually said ...

[TehMimi]

"so pretty i... had to eat her"

i fucking love you XDDD