Short Circuit 2 - Bad Humans!

[jpfletch84]

The funniest one-liner in movie history. 1:19

[zprodigy]

And you will know I AM THE LORD, WHEN I LAY MY VENGEANCE UPON THEE

[TheQueenofMars]

P.S. enclosed is something called a chili dog!

[SlientChaos]

Oh my God the droid is CRACKED!

[bradmann85]

NA!. more fiber would just give them more gas.

[EddieHawkinsII]

Anyone notice that Ben's van is the Nova van that he and Newton boosted in the original film only with the Nova logo painted over?

Funny, but I get nauseous just watching them get spun around.

[DaPoptarts]

TO THE MOON ELLIS

[DevilinDisguise18]

"TO THE MOON ALICE!!!" Lol, i love that part!!!

[jzygorodimos]

that good for super smash bros brawl

[jzygorodimos]

have a seat gentemen

[snooperbob]

Come on Mr. Ilao

[koen157]

i love jonny5! :)



[1000guy1]

funny this movie does have some good scenes but the first one is better

[mrx0066600]

@1000guy1

I actually like the second movie better, but even still both have unique features that made them great. 1 was very funny, and had some nice moments. But two was also quite a bit funny at times and had what I thought were amazing dramatic moments that just came from no where and was very moving. Plus a lot of fun.

[KMSigler]

Keep hitting 7 lol

[twistedheat15]

"hey~ ooowe!" Silly Johnny! You don't feel pain, you're a robot!

[JackStanton92]

@twistedheat15 Yes he does, he's alive!

[DestinedJedi87]

@twistedheat15 I have to agree, though it is obviously painful to have your insides (i.e. circuits and wires) smashed apart, but maybe he felt the vibrations?

[MrWambo1996]

I love the way the eyes go red !!!

Cool scene, but I don´t think 1:15 isn´t possibble and Johnny 5´s arms don´t look strong enough for doing things like that. But that´s the cool thing about it !

[legocaptainfordo]

@MrWambo1996 depends on the metal used, the hinges, the motor strength, but that isn't possible though because if you notice j5 is spinning them way to slow to make them go horizantal and how they fly out is way too slow also to be possible

[MrWambo1996]

I´m sorry.

I ment: (...) but I don´t think 1:15 IS possible (...)

[legocaptainfordo]

@MrWambo1996 oh ok srry

[mwcarolina]

i likw hoq Johnny 5's eyes go red when he's mad.

[brocushelm]

OMG the droid has cracked

[honeybun33]

he gave them thugs tha works !lol

[MarioSonicBoys]

Bad Humans! What did Jonhy 5 do to you?

(I never saw the whole movie before.)

[jj200284]

P.S. Enclosed is something called a "chilidog." haha...classic J-5. thanks for posting

[DarthMeaner]

Maybe they need more fiber in their diet? lol XD

[spamsdelicious]

BAAAD Humans!!! >_<

[kilderok]

LMFAO!!! BEST scene EVER. I fucking love how he just snaps all of a sudden.

[rnukes]

@kilderok he did not snap all of a sudden he was hit with a crowbar he had all right kill them but he didn't he let them go which work out just fine. So J5 if someone attacks you again just kill them

[streaky1992]

TO THE MOON, ALICE!!

epic

[mgm071802]

1:22 ROFL

[Saint1429]

"I can't believe we just got our asses kicked by Robby the Robot...."

[CasimusxPrime]

TO THE MOON ALICE!!! ROTFFAL!

[honeybun33]

@CasimusxPrime BAD HUMANS! ! ! ! ! ! ! LOL! ! :(

[JawnBooda]

"Robot ejects prowlers, film at 11:00." Ftw.

[ZenniaJorra]

@JawnBooda So classically Johnny. xD

[Salesman]

"Why are you angry?!"

Don't know why but that line always cracks me up cause he sounds so innocent saying it.

[Omnitrix12]

I just want to know where that last line came from.

[Nevel7]

The Honeymooners

[Omnitrix12]

I've heard of that movie somewhere. What's it like?

[chibichan1701]

Man, when his eyes went red and the eyebrows got angry I can't help but think that if I were in that situation I'd get the hell out of there saying something like "sorry, don't mind me, I'll just be leaving now..."

[octupusman1000]

Please allow me to demonstrate the law of centrivical force.

[theeponym]

@octupusman1000 centripetal ;)

[GIROBOTII]

Johnny 5 is the man.

[Omnitrix12]

No, numbskull (joking). He's the robot.

[mwcarolina]

have a seat gentalmen, hahaha, Johnny 5is cool.

[CasimusxPrime]

"PS: Enclosed is something called a chilidog." HILARIOUS!

[MegaMoviemakerman]

the best [art was "to the moon alice"

[honeybun33]

johnny 5 is ALIVE!!!!!!!! cute mechaical fella

[temporaldisplacement]

Was jhonny 5 the original tracked-man robot? ...yeah yeah theres Wall-E (which i've still not seen) but they'd ripped it off in the terminator movies as well, also UK robot wars has a 'house robot' that was the same.

[Eteluin]

Отличный клип из фильма.Мне нравится как Джонни Пятый вышвыривает бандитов.

[Docwhoeven]

J5 is the best

[Jyger85]

TO THE MOON, ALICE!!! lol

[smithhedgehog]

whats that line from?

[RaynorX]

@smithhedgehog it's from a sitcom called The Honeymooners

[smithhedgehog]

Thanks!

[kjv720]

lol hey it's wall-e XD

[Roboshi2007]

And he kicks ASS!

[lawpar79]

TO THE MOON ALICE!!! *Door slams*

[ADMediaEmpire]

lmao everytime I hear someone say that all I see is Family Guy and that guy slapping his wife LMAO!!!!! ONE OF THESE DAYS ALIVE ONE OF THESE DAYS!!! haha

[lawpar79]

I liked it when Johnny 5 yelled BAD HUMANS!! And made his eyes red.

[austin31640]

yeah johnny 5 is badass i like the movie alot

[MegaWiiwii]

BAD HUMANS!

[MrioDInE]

I am getting a johnny five tattoo on my shoulder

[EMUmonster]

I love J5

[ZenniaJorra]

XD J5 is such a bad-ass when he's angry.

[j2dajinglez]

back in the dizzay

[SilvVw]

memories =)

[Roboshi2007]

Twilight's Crappyness would taint 5's greatness.

[Thrall320]

Why would you want to ruin Short Circuit by having those horrid Twilight characters in it.

Unless of corse, Jonny used his laser to kill them.

[trainguy111]

@Thrall320 But remember in Short Circuit 1, Johnny says he cannot kill because he told himself.

[Thrall320]

@trainguy111 Ah yes, this is true. Well... He'd scare 'em off. =P

[RenGrayson]

lol, what a classic.

[Skrikles]

Johnny 5 was OG

[thunder97]

TO THE MOON ALICE!

[BigEasyWinger]

I want a chili dog mailed to me! :P

[LouiseRitchie86]

i love johnny 5!!!!!!!!!!!! :) i used to always cry at the scene where he gets smashed up when i was a kid lol

[asuma1fan]

Bad Humans!

[TheBlackYoshi]

TO THE MOON ALICE!

[Elias5Barnes]

My friends father was the set decorator for this film. He has one of the mini models at his home from this movie.  It's awesome! Great movie, thanks for sharing the clip!

[kilderok]

@Elias5Barnes Holy crap! What a lucky bastard!

[boffgirl]

i like his voice int he first movie better

[Icefire1357908642]

TO THE MOON ALICE!!!!

XD I just saw this movie last night! J. Five's amazing!

[satchmas]

best robot movie ever! i was pretty mad as a kid that they didn't make any merchandise for this movie, i wanted one of the mini robots in the movie, or some kind of johnny 5 toy.

[kylerogertonaus]

long live j5. much more badass than wall-e

[SlavetradeDIE]

wall-e is funny....but johnny 5 is around 10 times as funny...and that will never change! wouldnt u agree?

[kylerogertonaus]

of course

[clybourn]

Wall-e is aight, but nothing beats J5, I did like Disney's jocking of J5's look though.

[qMattp]

+ he's badass ya can't beat that eh? :D

[unholytim]

ROFL

[ariel111111118]

omg i fucking love this movie its awsome lol at the end to the moon alice

*slams the door*

[Hinatazuki]

Best feature ON that movie! Or the part where he lifts up and yells , "I am REALLY PISSED OFF!" how'd you get this anyways?

[mhalo5]

Johnny 5 will ALWAYS be alive!

[1ucasvb]

Johnny 5 is definitely the best robot design ever. He's very mechanical, yet full of expression.

[KosaiAvonej]

"TO THE MOON ALICE!!"

[themunster]

LOL

[animemanY2K]

BAAAD HUMANS!!

a classic!

[Philosophobia]

Johnny 5 doesn't fuck around!

I like how he jokes around while he's beating the shit out of you.

[jimmy3669]

to the moon alice!

[LethalLaurie]

You do NOT piss off Johnny Five! XD

[NinjaGhostScorpion]

Johnny 5 (Concerned)-"Why do you hate me? Why try to disassemble Johnny 5?"

*catches their weapons*

Johnny 5 (Furiously)-"BAAAAD HUMANS!!!"

[Rylosalex]

i like how his eyes go all red.

[angelfox18crescent]

Okay kids enough some robots are have quirk

I like Wall.e he is cute and I like Johnny-5 as I was born in the 80's

[jobe129]

He is adorable.

Too bad they will remake the movie badly and saps like me will be first in line to watch it.

[CyDaSnake]

Yep, its called Wall-E, oh wait, thats the Pixar movie with a cheap Johnny 5 rip off as the main character with personality chips from R2 D2!

[theeponym]

Oh relax dude. Yeah Wall•E looks a fair amount like Johnny 5. But he has nothing in common with R2-D2. Plot, behaviour...it's more or less original. And frankly getting pissy about robot designs looking similar is kind of silly, since most robots look the same. If it wasn't for the characteristic head, you could never say it was based on Johnny 5.

[CyDaSnake]

I wouldn't say that I was "pissy" or mad, I was just being critical and expressing my opinion.

[Disappearer88]

haha what a nerd. i can't believe you're pissed off about it

[CyDaSnake]

Nerd? Atleast I can read, you say that I'm p'd about it yet right above your comment I had already said the the rip-off dosen't irritate me.

[SulliMike241]

To the moon Alice!

[Serpentineauthor]

This is my absolute favorite scene in the second movie, Johnny Five rules!

[0neLess]

To the moon Alice!

[panzer919]

"Robot ejects robbers, Film at 11"

Freaking Classic

[DJSawBlade]

His Red-Eye Is The Best, Especially At The End When He's Half Busted And Pissed Off. Priceless!

[DJSawBlade]

BAAAAAAD HUMANS!!!!!

Then comes the Red-Eye.....

[grburch]

Johnny 5 and R2D2 are the two greatest robots this side of Optimus Prime.

[Ninjara930]

I'm glad I own this movie!

[mugenfan266]

TOO THE MOON ALICE!!!! XD i love this show so much

[xXFortyTillFiveXx]

1 DAY ALICE bam boom straight to the moon !

[ultimatepower125]

back when i was young, at least 7 or 8 i always thought johnny said "please allow me to demonstrate the law of centrifical voice......" and "robot ejects prophit, film at eleven!" i know it's stupid but i stuck to it

[Docwhoeven]

i know, i thought he said "centrifical voice"

[danr239]

BAD HUMANS!!!

[E2DX07]

awesome!

[Johnny5rulz]

I love this! Really funny! xD

[CRAZYCRAZYKEITH]

lol

[ultimatepower125]

there is only one in tact prototype of johnny five and it was sold on ebay in august of 2007 for 120,000 dollars

[danr239]

You are shitting me, guess other people love him as much as I did when I was a kid.

[coondogtheman1234]

id like a Remote Control J5 robot that would do everything the J5 in the movie does and you could talk in the remots and it would come out of the robot as J5's voice that would be cool why didnt they market this stuff

[Elias5Barnes]

My friends dad is a set decorator. He did the sets for this movie. Too bad after this one no more were made.

[theunforgiving]

To the MOON alice!

[Bobzeaux]

I'm suddenly wondering why Johnny 5 never got his own animated series like every OTHER kid-friendly movie that had at least one sequel. :P

[ironmyboxers]

cool robot his voice is head fryin tho

[Faunatik]

Long live Johnny 5!!

[Blueboyvideo]

My fav robot! LOL:D

[keelzoisere]

"dear stefani, the toys are almost done, the city is nice but people here get angry easily maby they need a diet or maby its just me love jhonny PS enclosed to something called a chili dog" lol i like him

[DataGirl3]

Lol. Great scene. You should also do the other one, when the burglers set of J5's homemade security system. Love that part.

[curlybob123]

lmao TO THE MOON ALICE!

[tonystewartisgod]

DONT PISS OFF J5

[MarcR2006]

TO THE MOON, ALICE! LMAO! Johnny 5 does not take crap from burglars.. hehehe!

[RenewedFaith]

Lol, Johnny 5 is a pimp i love that bot!

[darthhvader]

i LOVE THIS MOVIE P.S inclosed is something called a chili dog

[westindude]

Too the moon alice!!!!!!!!!

[JDeuce]

Favorite part of the clip! Hilarious...

[FlamingForce]

P.S. Enclosed is something called a chilli dog

lmao xD

[flyer37]

Please let me demonstrate the law of centrifugal force!

[kilderok]

@flyer37 Finally someone spelled "Centrifugal" right. XD

[spamsdelicious]

"Centrifugal force" is a misnomer. the only sources for forces acting on a orbital object anchored to a central axis are the object's tangential velocity and angular momentum, and the centripetal acceleration provided by the tension force, frictional force, or other force of attraction (e.g. gravity) between the orbiting object and the axis about which it is rotationally bound. Hence any time someone mentions Centrifugal force they are actually mentioning a lack of centripetal acceleration!

[kilderok]

@spamsdelicious

We have a physics fan here!!!! That's an amazing amount of input. Where did you learn that? I am curious.

[spamsdelicious]

@kilderok I probably heard it first from Bill Nye :3

[Danishkringle3000]

@spamsdelicious just enjoy the scene! XD

[luccaskunk]

@spamsdelicious a laughable claim perpetuated by overzealous teachers of science. Simply construct Newton's Laws in a rotating system and you will see a centrifugal force term appear plain as day. Or in otherwords: you spin me right round baby, right round, in a manner depriving me of an inertial reference frame, baby.

[luccaskunk]

@spamsdelicious also it's "fictional force" not "frictional" :P

[tomkkkkk]

HAHAHAH YES! "Take a seat gentlemen" gaagag this guy is my hero i love johnny five! not a day goes by i dont think about him :p <3

[Sarah404]

rofl i love johnny five who doesnt hehe

[CZMY85]

Can you or someone please post the first Short circuit movie? I would really appreciate it. thanks in advance.

[yusufer5000]

I love Johnny Five, he is my hero!

Hahaha, Bad Humans!

[Glitcher2000]

Looking back, the funniest part is probably the idea that Johnny-5 is spinning fast enough to produce anything more than G-force 1.000000001. :p

[sstylianou]

Brilliant love Johnny Five!

[ultrassjstuart]

TO THE MOON ALICE!! lol after seeing it after so many years i JUST got it lmao!

[ultrassjstuart]

lol! PS enclosed is something called a chilli-dog, gottta love J-5 its nearly impossible to actually dislike  him

[finalfanatic54]

i love the scene where he comes back from the city covered in grafitti and sings the song "Us locals kick your ass! Us locals kick your face! Us locals kick your balls into outerspace!"

[CybSeidelman]

That's "Los Locos", amigo.

[finalfanatic54]

"please retun your seats and tray tables to they're full and upright positions! ready for landing!" one of my favorite movies of all time!.

[CybSeidelman]

"Please allow me to demonstrate the law of centrifugal force!" >:)

I love this movie.

[mickeymouse14]

to the moon alice

[mickeymouse14]

bad humans!!