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  • I love how stupid the people are that send hate emails to Richard Dawkins. TBH, they're hypocrites. I thought your imaginary friend god says "Love Thy Neighbour", silly Christians.

  • Years after discovering this I still chuckle SO hard when I watch this. Still an amazing idea! I love whoever made this into a 'commercial'.

  • So much love from religion of love... I mean hate.

  • Must admit, the church van is funny.

  • dayum that church van!

  • The song totally does make this video. Lol

  • Feel that Christian love.

  • he should read them out on a monthly bases for a little chuckle.

  • I have had a mac for 3 years and I have to say that my hate mail seems to be worse than his. It might also be because I go round churches trying to convert people to satanism.

  • what's the background music??? it's fucks the video!!!

  • @Torchmark The background music is part of the original ad, it makes the video.

  • @Aleitheo it still screws up the air of nutty religionists being upset at Dawkins's critism of their fairytales and myths.

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  • Dude, that was fucking awesome. Im glad he has a sense of humor about the hate mail.

  • oh God, I love this! pun quite intended:)

  • DAMNIT RICHARD. why apple! whyyyyyyy

  • @joe80dmanizanerd Because at one point he would start reading .. RD "Ok the next letter kinda wierd one just poped up a problem has been detected and windows had too shut down to prevent damage to your computer"

  • @resistanceunion I have had windows all my life and never had that , but ok.

  • @joe80dmanizanerd Its sarcasm .. I also use windows

  • 11 people were hit by a church van at night..

  • Funny but how does it sell Mac books? You can read hate mail on a PC.

  • @eateroftheflame

    Because he's reading the hate mail from a macbook pro......

  • @10R8 Yes but like I said you don't need a macbook to do that so it isn't really saying what it does that other laptops can't (if there is anything)

  • I love science but I believe that the question of how we got here has yet to be fully tackled, even for science. That doesn't make me a creationist either nor an agnostic. I think we just don't know-yet

  • @yingany Not knowing is agnostisim, though if you don't know and believe in God, that makes you an agnostic theist.

  • If this is a real advertisement, it's great and very funny. Richard Dawkins is the ¡Best!

  • Awesome!

  • whats the song

  • Dawkins is awesome.

  • lol good  one makes me want buy this product

  • I'd also pose the thought that it is possible that these are not emails sent by Christians. Why shouldn't I question this man's honesty? Lying is funny, isn't it? It'll also help you sell books.

  • @cheshirelizzy Yes, good point. Is it not possible that the bible is made -up? Maybe jesus never brought people back as zombies? Maybe jesus himself never came back as a zombie? Maybe there where no children killed by a bear on gods' command? Maybe there was no global flood and no ark? Maybe there wasn't a city destroyed by some bloke blowing a trumpet. Maybe Moses didn't part the sea. Maybe... etc. etc.

  • Hahaha!

    Richard Dawkins, you're awesome.

  • mac sucks balls i have to work on one every day and im glade when i come home and finaly can work on a pc again

  • Looks like it was rejected because Apple got scared of the loudmouths who claim to be virtuous meek 'n' mild soldiers for Christ. If you actually listen to the angry, nonsensical bile and filth in the emails, it makes a mockery of their supposed morals and beliefs. Comedy gold.

  • Glad it was rejected. How immature can one get to, at-once, sell a computer and their hatred (of Christians and others) to an eager-to-buy public?

    Some jokes are too obvious to be funny.

  • @cheshirelizzy Hatred of christians?? Incase you didn't realise, you moron, he was reading e-mails that Christians had sent him! The only "hate" in that advert came from christians.

  • It's as shame that you seem to take pleasure in sporting with the intelligence of others. Let me encourage you not to do so, it will get you further in life.

    Obviously, the thinly-veiled message in this video, since you don't seem to see it, is that Christians are hateful. The purpose is to fuel un-discerning people to return animosity to everyone who calls themselves Christian. I make this case and encourage you to read responses to the video below as proof.

  • @cheshirelizzy Great idea. Let's conveniently overlook the real source of hatred in the video and blame someone else. Such a very christian thing to do.

    For the record I don't hate christians in general, some of my favourite clowns are christian, I just pity them. Gay-hating, zombie-loving buffoons every one.

  • @saggyrectum

    I could say here that I rest my case.

    You needn't get so defensive. I am not trying to offend you, sir.

    Regarding the statement that Christians are "gay-hating", etc.,

    I am a Christian who happens to have several "gay" friends, for whom I have great affection. Just as one may have friends of varying religious, social, or other views, being a Christian or a gay person doesn't preclude you from being friends with the other.

    Your anecdote is unfounded.

  • @cheshirelizzy LOL! You could not offend me if you tried.

    No need to get so defensive telling me how many gay friends you have that you secretly despise and "know" are going to burn in hell for eternity.

    No need to get so defensive moaning about a fake mac advert on youtube because it "fuels hatred of christians....?"

    No need to get so defensive by declaring it "immature" to catalogue christian hate-mail.

  • @cheshi

  • i laughed so hard i almost wet my pants :))))

  • I'm torn between hating Dawkins for supporting Apple and supporting it myself because this ad is fucking hilarious

  • @Muffinzeshlongun i couldnt have said it better myself

  • all atheists are smug bastards. see i can generalize too.

  • think i would rather keep my alienware m17 laptop. far better than the mac book air, my bro has it.

  • LOL - this cracked me up

  • I would have bought a Mac if this had been their advert!

  • God is a cunt!

  • @pubuman

    Pretty much. I liken him to other fictional twats like, you know, Jafar.

    "You will cower before a sorcerer!!"

  • People who think they're better christians than others...

    Religious chauvunism, that's what it is.

    P.S.:Richard Dawkins rules!

  • Maybe this ad wasn't accepted because of you poor editing. Did you get C+ in you computer courses? poor fuck!!

  • BAHAHAHAHA! That was absolutely fantastic!

  • That thing is totally made up. They're not even the same computers.

    But it would be lovely, oh yes it would.

  • @cashernandes1

    well done

  • @cashernandes1 Captain obvious

  • that's too funny :D

  • They are giving away macbook at macbook7 . com Go and get yours

    fantastic video. I like it

  • nice video

  • I don't really care one way or another what the ad is for - this video is hilarious. Religious people are famous for wishing atheists to spend eternity in Hell, wishing death upon them, or in the case of muslims, sending email death threats from "the religion of peace". Religion really sucks.

  • that was not a ad! was a scne from a documentary showing how anger are religious people

  • @emaroja woosh

  • @emaroja - It is also an ad for MacBook.

  • Proves that Steve Jobs is Satan himself !

  • lol i hated mac before, and i hate mac even more now!

  • Funniest damn clip EVER

  • CHURCH VAN!!!!

  • you should post this ad in tv, i bet sells would go way up for it. lol

  • LOL. WTF is "the unstuburn"?

  • @Belloran24 I think the author misspelled "stillborn," which is so stupid on so many levels that I'm surprised Dawkins kept on reading without loling right then.

  • @darkmiles22 I think it may have been stubborn misspelled as stuborn.

  • Haha religion... sigh.

  • LMAO! It actually works both ways.... neither side is innocent of insults... u have ignorant people everywhere.

  • Ahahahahahahahah. Hhahahahahah. AHahahahhaha. AHAHAHAHAHAH. AHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!

    The good ol' lie. All the christians around the world are good and nice and defenseless and powerless right?

  • Yeah, he is the one being duped... Thinking freely and creating his own ideas! Bloody scientist can't tell when someone is controlling his mind, Hah. I'm sure no christian never does anything to harm a non-christian just because of his believes.

    PS: I'm just laughing at you atm.

    PS2: I don't hate you; I just feel sorry for you because I'm concerned that you have been absolutely DUPED.

  • First of all this isn't a commercial, it's edited together as a joke from a real clip of him reading real hate mail.

    If you think for a second there are no Christians who would say things like that you're completely off your rocker. There are people of every group who are assholes.

  • Do you think that he's going to Hell for not believing?

  • Hah funny... BTW; go up to your URL bar, put a Q between the words you and tube and then press enter or click go

  • XD

    Mac should really use this as an ad!

    LOL

  • omfg roflmfao! Almost spit up my pop, that was fucking funny as fuck, I bet Dawkins wasn't laughing as much as I was. Now I can stop laughing.

    Too bad Apple didn't accept, that would be the best commercial ever.

    Woot, go Dawkins!

  • That is some pretty hateful fan mail... You think your god wants you talking like that and hoping people get ran over? lol funny ad though.

  • This would be an amazing commercial...The Christians would shit themselves from embarrassment though and claim that's not how a "True Christian" behaves (as they go online and threaten atheists with Hell every night).

  • I love the "church van" bit

  • HAHA fucking dumbass

  • then you are oblivious

  • you are either stupid or religion has brainwashed you then

  • @tutoch

    I would encourage you, next time, to use the terms "religion" & "brainwashed" on the people of North Korea.

  • you are correct,, they had great teacher's "religion" learned long ago that brainwashing was a great way to get believer's, and a really easy way to make a hella lot of money! and not do a damn thing for it. To bad i have moral's or id jump on this gravy bandwagon also!!

  • I would encourage you to watch the documentary called Marjoe and wake the hell up. Brainwashing is essential to believing in the bible. What, you honestly think if you sat at home maybe just among friends casually discussing the bible that such zealot morons would still exist? I think not buddy. All one has to do is look at any penticostal church for a prime example of biblical brainwashing at it's finest.

    The first step to realizing your brainwashed is acknowledging that possibility.

  • That was not a commercial. Dawkins was reading out his emails. Yes, sent by Christians.

  • @ Eye2EyeIIIV

    It isn't a real advert you numskull. It's a clip from a  channel 4 documentary in which Dawkins decided to read out some of the hate mail he receives from religious morons.

    Google "Richard Dawkins hate mail" and the web page won't be hard to find.

    FYI Christians swear all the time, especially when their ridiculous superstitions are criticized.

  • I don't hate Richard Dawkins; I just feel sorry for him because I'm concerned that he has been absolutely DUPED.

    oh the sweet irony.

  • (oops, that was a quote of Eye2EyeIIIV)

  • Irony indeed, my poor deluded friend.

  • 1: that was not a commercial, it was his actual inbox.

    2: Go search for forums that debate religion.

  • Missed the joke?

  • what joke? i was just replying to eye2eyeIIIV's comment.

  • Ah, youtube hadn't organised the comments, apologies.

  • @Eye2EyeIIIV

    LOL!

    And I suppose you think you're the authority who decides a "true christian" are you?

    Do you curse fig-trees because they have no fruit on them as well?

  • @Eye2EyeIIIV

    Then please tell your friend NephilimFree who jeers at Atheists (non-Christians) that he is not a true Christian.

  • 0:12 I love how he says "stoobern" :-) They probably wrote "stubern" instead of stubborn but he really milks it for all it is worth.

  • haha very funny

  • Even if it is fake, its still funny. Would have been better than most(When I say most I mean all.) commercials.

  • Lol, well I think this kind of shows an ironic paralell.

    Now, Richard dawkins certainly has points, and is a very intelligent man, but he does come across as a bit of an egotistical person who imposes his views on others. This, isn't really so different than your stereotypical mac person. they have have valid arguments, but they don't need to be asses about them.

    Just my two cents.

  • I don't know about Mac users but it really bugs me when people think RD is egotistical etc. All he does is state his view and he is actually prepared to answer questions. What makes him _seem_ egotistical is that people aren't used to hearing their precious fairy stories pulled apart by a well spoken logical English gentleman. But you get some fucking evangelical retard shouting his head off on TV because he knows God personally and that's not egotistical at all, it's just dandy.

  • @chrisofnottingham

    Well certainly whenever there's a tightly held belief on any side, things tend to "take it up a notch." I guess we all have to take into account everyone [for the most part] is expressing their belief in a well intentioned way.

  • @chrisofnottingham lol.....

  • @chrisofnottingham

    'Suppose that an infinite God exists, what can we do for him?

    Being infinite, he is conditionless; being conditionless, he cannot

    be benefitted or injured. He cannot want. He has.

    Think of the egotism of a man who believes that an infinite

    being wants his praise!'

    (Robert G. Ingersol - June 2, 1899)

  • @ibfreetubeme "Think of the egotism of a man who believes that an infinite being wants his praise!"

    .

    Indeed. Although it has always seemed to me that the God of the OT was anything but infinite and more like a self important monarch of that era. Funny that.

  • @chrisofnottingham Haha, totally agree. Just laughing at the hypocrisy of it all. 'IF' god really did exist, why would anybody think he would need a 'little' human's approval and praise. CRAZY

  • @chrisofnottingham - I couldn't agree more. The OT seems to portray God as limited in his power, but also one of many. He actually says, ' ...behold, the man is become as one of us, to know good and evil. '

  • @pimpwacker " The OT seems to portray God as... one of many. "

    Yes. I think it was a Hindu style many-gods set up in the OT originally but at some point it was systematically removed during translation in favour of a single god. A few instances were missed however. What a give away :-)

    Then, much later they sort of revived it with the whole father / son / holy ghost but couldn't bear to drop the unique selling point of mono theism, thus ending up with the logical ape's nest of the trinity.

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  • Has anyone else ever noticed how every "christian" thinks they are a "true christian" and everyone else are people who just "claim they are christian"?

  • i have.

    there are glaring contradictions lying within every christian though, youve only pointed out one of many.

  • @lvmrf85 yeah it makes debating christianity so weird cos one day i'll be debating someone who is catholic and they'll be like "oh no that other guy you were debating wasnt a true christian but he was right and he tots pwned you man lulz"

    and then there was a friend of mine who converted to christianity from being an atheist and he said that catholics arn't christians.. that was the first time i ever heard that,

  • @lvmrf85 Absolutely! It's the No True Scotsman fallacy and those christians sure as shit love using it as an excuse.

  • @lvmrf85 that's why you question those christians to see jus how christian they are.Problem solved, dude.

  • I see how you are so DESPERATE to make sure that Christians look foolish and stupid, even by using conceded Lies. You first use the excuse of a movie showing a "Christian" person running around swearing, and swinging an axe at people in a neighborhood; watching that kind of "first mention" can convince you that it's true.

  • I'm sorry, but this commercial is utter RIDICULE, Soviet-style. I know NO other Christian that cusses and jeers at non-Christians. In real life, things are quite the OPPOSITE from this commercial. And I believe people watch too much of it and are actually CONVINCED—just the MEDIA can control the public.

    PS: I don't hate Richard Dawkins; I feel sorry for him because I'm concerned that he has been absolutely DUPED.

    watch?v=BKmdIdQg3Ks

  • This isn't actually a commercial, ffs.

  • lol !

  • First paragraph: Christians that send mail (and voice such hate in person) aren't as uncommon as you seem to think.

    Second paragraph: He's been duped? By what? A plethora of evidence to suggest one thing, and the courage and intellectual strength to go with that evidence rather than taking the easy path of blindly following the herd with absolute faith in the downright silly?

    I feel sorry for people that blindly accept what they're told no matter how ridiculous it is.

  • Your duped.

  • i love how he laughs at the church van remark XD

  • The church van remark is rather funny.

  • This is not a real commercial, it was edited from one of his videos.

  • DUPED? By what has he supposedly been duped? You have a point in this comment somewhere, but you need to be clear.

  • Dude, Christians go against the morals of the New Testament all the time.

    I knew a Conservative Christian girl who's fucked tons of guys pre-maritally including me and yet remains devoted to "God".

  • Something about Richard Dawkins saying "Haha! You fucking dumbass!" is just HILARIOUS.

  • its funny cause he laughs at it all

  • This would have been an actually good commercial.

  • lol

  • SOLD!

  • lol

  • I would like the evolution didn't be a religion. I would like that the ones that call themselves scientists went just what call themselves, scientists. When somebody wich calls himself scientist leaves her laboratory and he enters in a field that doesn't belong her, he takes a great risk of committing serious mistakes. It would like that it was not the case of Mr. Richard, but it is.

  • ummmm is that English?

  • No science -- including the field of evolutionary biology -- is a religion. Scientists do not profess to be better than other people... just more informed about certain things. And while the majority of scientists (and almost all evo. biologists) that I know are atheists, there are also some who believe in god.

    Science is not confined to a laboratory... it is a method of inquiry that has many practical and wonderful applications throughout the world we live in.

    Please, understand science!

  • That is a marvelous essay.

  • This of course is fake and stereotypical

  • It's probably not fake...

    Stereotypical? I guess that chose the funny ones.

  • In the words of the late Bill Hicks;

    "...Then forgive me?"

  • wow these christians sure know how to love thy neighbor :/ im a believer but this was really funny. Some people just mostly christians cant understand to respect other believes cuz i have atheist friends and are great friends i dont have to say em u going to hell or i hope you die....its just not what Jesus teached we are supposed to love everyone atheist,christian,jew,muslims,­buddist. In the end were all humans same thing.

  • At least now we know if we want to get death threats in style,we should get a macbook.And all this time i've been using an advent.lol

  • that was epic

  • Its funny, you dont really hear of atheists sending death threats to religious people - and we're supposed to be the "morally scewed" people ;)

  • On Richard Dawkin's blog he said somebody sent him the head of a gorilla once. This is some serious shit.

  • @originosity If that's true, that's fuckin' scary, indeed .

  • hahaha brilliant...

  • Haha Dawkins is amazing! Macbook ads suck but that was funny.

  • lmao

  • lol it is a sin to wish somebody pain and harm i hope they enjoy hell..lol

    well i guess they wont since there isnt one

  • wow, he probably gets so much christian hate mail,,,which is not as scary as Islam hate mail.

  • Islamic hate mail is a guy cutting off your head.