Large Hadron Collider crippled until Spring

[alrohrich]

hey look they become gods. well at least in there minds. a bunch of time and money wasting fools. Jesus is Creator. there was no big bang. what has been made from blowing something up? ow by the way God would probably say get your own dirt to create with. stop using His.

[BeardedBill86]

"Better to keep your mouth closed and be thought a fool than to open it and remove all doubt"

[then33k4]

but.. i thought Xenu was the one true god ? :p

[epikrato]

@alrohrich i also believe in creation, but why do you believe that there was no big bang? its not controversy to creation.

[epikrato]

@alrohrich also its not blowing stuff up, its more like controlled deconstruction.

[jaisaqui]

Well... Rome was not builded in one day.

[stevenwtf]

Lol, "Builded"

[jaisaqui]

Sorry... My english sucks. Created? Made?

[Ninga0809]

more like built...just a guess lol

[pookking]

maded xD

[theworstrapereminem]

i would lol if they get it fixed and it breaks down again

[FFSYouTookMyUsername]

They only realised when everyone started to sound like chipmunks

[lordsmokeadoob420]

lol EPIC FAIL !

[charlieclown]

yea I don't think it is really shutdown.

Probably kept top secret now in case it makes another universe, would cause mass chaos with ppl questioning God etc.

That or it was sabotaged.

[johnclavis]

In the meantime, they'll just have to make do with my Large *Hard-on* Collider! That's right, baby! Feel the magnetism as I send my charged beam to penetrate your tiny black hole as we RECREATE THE BIG BANG! Oh, yeah!

[malango255]

I'd like a ride in it that would be fun. wizzing round at near the speed of light. weeeeeeeeee

[trankhanhvinhan]

u sure will vomit all around XD

[EVidim]

this shit is ridiculous this is like 2 chuck norrises roundhouse kicking each other at the same time

[joneselius]

You people think is broken, or......

¬.¬

[ted1415]

maybe next they can make a machine that throws potatoes in a figure eight pattern at 700 mph. it would be just as productive

[moonnwalker]

ROFL...XD

[illumedaurora]

HAHAHA That would be awesome!! XD

[killah20100]

u should never fuck with nature

[ricodelta1]

hope you don't drive a car

[mrpeanutbutter13]

this machine still needs some tweaks, but its amazing how close they are to shooting sub atomic particles at eachother close to the speed of light

[RIPEBERRY]

They'll never get it working. Too complicated for us punny humans! Lol

[fightintheshade]

if Obama doesn't work, a squirt of WD40?

[fightintheshade]

maybe they could have that Obama fella come over and have a look at it, apparently he can fix everything

[donmarioelking]

Vote Obama 08!!!

[Stebon24]

I've never seen this many retarded comments on one video. This machine is one of the most advanced (if not the most advanced) machines in the world. I'd like to add that it is also and EXPERIMENT! Not all experiments turn out results on there first try. In time the LHC has the potential to revolutionize our perception of the universe and our place in it. I hope it does create a black hole... one that sucks up all the stupid people in the world(most of them have left a comment on this page).

[ventilize]

uh...knock knock...theres more then 26 stupid people in the world ....DUUUUHHH and trust me 26 comments for one video is not alot of comments......(and thanks for the history lesson on how to over react about nothing) i will have to keep that in mind upon the next time i spaz out over fuck all.

[invertedchords]

well if it does start to suck up everything then it wont just suck up you and the people who thunmbed you up, it will suck up the intellegent people too.

[ventilize]

mark my words. this experiment will fail and or it will always run into a problem thus causing it to be canceled.chances are theyve already conducted the experiment a few times over some beers.

[dunandusted]

Mmmmmmmmmm lovely beer... liquid helium... that would help cool the crate down!

[mrpeanutbutter13]

dude... wtf r u on? r u purposefully ignorant and stupid ventilize, or r u just naturally retarded?

[rororotimi]

who is funding this thing !

[mikeleeross]

well the US put in some money and the UK and others Don't remember who all did.

[neroninferno]

man, what a waste of money.

[KaiserSauzay]

Apparently they deliberately shut it down because a real black hole did appear and is sucking lots of money from banks everywhere.

[KaiserSauzay]

Now America is asking lots of people to dig deep into their pockets and empty all their biscuit tins to block up the hole.

[MetalMillz6]

Fucking weak.

[museken]

Bull shit your collider did not have faulty leaks in magnets. You had AIRRRRR! in the system. Air mixed with heat creates helium!(floating balloons). Colliding atoms = friction. You did not operate in a true vacuum. This experiment will never work until you come to terms with it.Maybe you should read!..OHH! I Don't know ?Read the periodic table.For you ones that think you know it all . It's called Chemistry. Space is a vacuum, NO ATMOSPHERE.(o.k a little).I called it. I'm right here.

[Noodles556938]

retard its a vacuum, aka no air.

[BillyO8834]

of course something was going to screw up on this after the 1st try...they're trying to move things at near speed of light...i'm suprised it didn't blow up lol

[kraftdinner35]

Calm Down Guy's. Everthing will be fine come Spring. These machines are very finely tuned instruments and need a little tweek here and there. At whatever cost Science will prevail.

[Microcip83]

how many retarded comments...

[freedomintheus]

THANK YOU GOD....

[lawsonks]

Faulty magnets caused a helium leak -> the scientists first noticed this when they started talking like munchkins.

[SeanBorrows7]

thank fuckin whoever that its down till next spring. that should give whoever is going to do what needs to be done enough time to do it. to infiltrate and destroy the LHC project. and why not, it would send a great example to our enemies and friends. damn i tell ya what, someone takes out LHC, i'll walk my ass to alaska and destroy haarp. deal?

[eursweet7]

Maybe the LHC will get all rusted !? :-)))

[JimNagle87]

wtf are you talking about? lol

[xDrunkDevilx]

Well, it took almost a year to every existing collider to bring it to full-function after it have been launched. So I guess there will be more delays, it would be better if they'll launch the experiments later, than if they'll blow up the whole center=)

[Peltris]

LOL they turned it on and it blew up in there faces. Play god and you get a big slap in the face

[mrpeanutbutter13]

peltris get a life dipshit

[eursweet7]

I knew it !

As I posted at another LHC video post there will be problem with the electrical connection between " magnets " ! This machine is not safe !

" These LHC Experiments Are Not Comparable To The Collisions Which Occur In Nature !!! "

Please Stop This Science !!!

[archaedemos]

repairs? its freaking new. ?? how does it need repairs already??  wow what a buncha crap

[miserkocho]

i dont trust these guys at all.turn it off leave it off.

[OmarThePug]

OK, so when can I get one in my livingroom?

[lawsonks]

You have a tv?  Cathode ray tube? Then you have a particle accelerator in your living room.

[memmnock]

Give me £1000 and i wil repair it for yous lol

[547212436]

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