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  • itkman - cooking with kai 4 life! F This!

  • why the hell does he put the chicken in a pan with cold oil?

  • the stove he uses looks DIRTY. make sure to always wash your cooking instruments well before you cook.

  • go dump that pile of shit in the bin

  • stir it stir it stir it stir it stir it stir it stir it stir it until it's fked!

  • So a gang bangin mexican's gonna make CHINESE fried rice?? LOL

  • ugh, there is no good videos on how to cook fried rice. im hungry :(

  • Everyone has a style ! He has a clear style ! he is good I guess ..he is nice brother ..learn from him ..dont point out mistakes see the good ness also he is making us learn how to cook food ..food that is esssential for our lifes

  • Actually he is practising ! lols!! .........I am exhausted mentally after watching this crap

  • @fyunuskhan : looooooooooool dude

  • Is this prison fried rice you're makin?

  • ahaha this guys a fucking mexican gangbanger

  • this is very unprofessional , it's like some random guy off the street cooking your fried rice

  • cant et my ass of loughig from the first second of this videoXD

  • This guy is hillarious. 5/5

  • YOUR PAN IS NOT EVEN HOT for christ sake!! How can ExpertVillage be making videos when the person teaching does not even know the fundamentals!! This is utter B.S man!

  • FAIL !!!!!!

  • the oil is not even heated.....=___=

  • Hahaha! That was probably cook more rather than fry!

    First the pan can get hot and then add the fried food piece by piece......

  • just a little bit of oil.. lmao

  • 138 thousand videos!?!? Really?!!?

  • Im @ work watching his videos n readin' these comments, totally cracking me up! my co-worker said " u r learin' how to cook from this guy that's y u keep eating out" LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @Emelie99 LMAO Fail!

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  • alright homie get it right use the wok!!

  • hey this is funny right here

    Expert: Matt Senatore

    Bio: Matt Senatore has cooked for established recording artists and caters private parties. He is also an Award-winning record producer.

    i looked it up this dude actually has albums out and produced off major record labels!! wtf...

  • Looks good. I really depends on how the cook prepares his foods that makes it look good.

  • Fucking hell... He boiled the chicken. With oil. In a non-stick pan. This will give me nightmares for years to come.

  • You have a non-stick pan you idiot, won't you go pour some more oil, but just a little bit.

  • why isnt this in parts hard to find on here I think Ive missed some out

  • I can't see anything because of all the WORDS on the screen! What the heck?!?

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  • you didnt even preheat your pan......,and you put way too much oil man

  • your no very patient are u?

  • LOL JUST A LITTLE OIL??

  • thats is not how to make it i'm chinesse so i am sure i am more right than this dumb thing

  • just a little bit of oil.....sure

  • youtube sucks ASS now. you cant even find the next step to this video.

  • expertvillage is a bunch of fucking trash make a real vid

  • Lets rename this to ,A** HOLE VILLAGE."

  • I believe the chicken is very old (not fresh) or the heat is too low. Either way, there's too much chicken juice left in fry pan.

    Does he understand what he is cooking???

  • @omatsu123 I noticed at the end all the water in the pan and my first thought was that he must of added water to finish the chicken off in a boil and make sure it was cooked. This however would make it rubbery.

  • dude.... even a 2 year old knows the oil has got to be heated up first before you add anything! You didn't even let it heat up! So gross... please tell "expert village".. they seriously need a new name... or they need to do some serious revamping of their organization and hire professionals

  • @bayislove

    .... the oil is there for non stick purposes mainly not for cooking purposes. You can cook chicken without any oil.

  • your suppose to heat the oil first before throwing the chicken in the pan, this guy has no idea what hes doing, and so does everyone else at expert village...

  • I think this is better cook the eggs first then add the chicken and vegetables then the rice last

  • dis dude cant be a professional

  • Nice chicken soup dude XD

  • exert V.... SUCKS... i know 3 way better variations on this recipe ...

  • ok umm way too much olive oil in the pan. u spreaded it around, still looks like a puddle at the bottom of the pan.

  • son of a bitch atleast # your f'ing videos...

  • LOL funny bell

  • ExpertVillage is terrible, they get random people off the street to do these lame tutorials. This guy is obviously a porn star.

  • lol..oh geez!

  • @BellENDwanKer Lmao, it looks like he just came out of jail. He probably needed the money, I'm assuming.

  • @BellENDwanKer

    lol.

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  • @BellENDwanKer porn star????he looks like mr.potatoe

  • @BellENDwanKer When I read your comment I was on the bed laughing so hard I couldn't stop hahahahaha.

  • @BellENDwanKer i knew there was a reason why he sounded so sexual while he was "getting the oil around the pan"

  • wow funny how your are calling someone stupid and u can't even use proper english...

  • You should contemplate your own response's grammar before criticizing someone else's.

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  • lmao i hope his songwriting and record producing is better than his cooking! wtf is he doing?

    my step-dad taught me too cook better than that when i was 10!

  • That chicken should have hit that thing and sizzled!!!

  • It's pre-cooking...lol

  • Expert Village SUCKS. They have the videos all spread out just to get more vids. - - It really pissed me off you cant watch the whole video in order etc. and it always cuts off. 90% of them are dumbnuts that dont know how to do crap either.-3-

  • what makes this guy an expert??? He obviously knows nothing, the guy doesn't even have his pan hot before he adds the chicken.

  • Why do expertvillage videos always suck?

  • dats true they make ém tooooo longgggggg lol but still dont know why i still check ém jejej. ingreds in recipes dont pan most of the time with what known already

  • @SIMPLYME100 no use. expert village doesn't give a shit about all haters including you. no offense

  • 8. add freshly cooked rice from your rice cooker and add the egg.

    9. add some oyster sauce. if needed add some light soy sauce. (for both these sauce, add a little, mix the rice, taste it, if you need more sauce then add more.)

    this is a simple way of making chinese fried rice but there is too much details that i can't fit it all here. You can also do it in different orders.

  • 4. stir once in awhile to keep chicken from burning but you do want chicken to get a little crispy on the edges.

    5.when chicken is about 80% done, remove it from pan.

    6.add a little oil, ginger, salt. when hot, add your vege like diced onions,

    7. when onions is 80% done, add chicken back and cook for 1-2 min to get to around 95%

  • This vid should get 0 stars if it is even possible. This guy is misleading you. There are many styles of chinese fried rice. Generally, you will always find 3 things: 1 meat, 1 vegatable, and egg. Lets say you want to do chinese fried rice.

    1.oil when hot, fried the eggs. remove when 80% done.

    2.oil, ginger, little salt, and get pan to hot.

    3.slide chopped chicken in (i assume you drawn the extra water from chicken)

  • This guy has no idea what he's talking about. Holy shit... Keep moving it?  Are you kidding?

    ~B~

  • Too many steps, cooking fried rice shouldn't be so complicated (I made a video tutorial on how to cook fried rice some months ago, I'll see if I can find it and post it up).

  • Dude, I can still see a lot of oil...

  • omg how can he cook chicken that slow and not be like.....skinny and starving?

  • lol his tattoos just make him look unhygienic next to food

  • this man likes to take care of his kitchen.. one scratch can ruin your pan..

  • fags...if u dont like it or u think its wrong just fuck off dont waste more time commenting.

  • if your gonna defend someone, dont use gross language. it makes you look lower than the people who are insulting this cook.

  • Thats Fucked up Stop puttin bad comments for him hes tryna show u guys how to make it atlease he trying his best and your insulting him wow Great Vid 5/10000

  • He does not know how to cook Chinese food. That looks slimy at first and thing it boil.

  • and the rice ?

  • That's bullshit, the oil isn't even heated up..

  • yo shit sucks get the fuck off bitch ass jew ahahahahahahahahahhhha

  • How in any way are these fools EXPERTS?! Terrible cook, recipe, and way to destroy a meal. ExpertVillage, ha, ha, ha.

  • He's cooking fried rice, not entering a body building contest! Calm down, everyone :)

  • He needs to put on a proper shirt before he shows us how to fuck up a recipe.

  • its so funny reading the comments

  • You are a bitch. Your my bitch now.

  • totally random lol!

  • this was boiled and oily chicken, yuck!

  • you eat oil or chicken?lol...what a "little" bit...haha

  • liar ur black ur fried rice probably tastes like kfc! actually i like kfc so ill try it

  • He clearly doesn't have a clue how to cook.

  • OMG..

    The pan n oil is not even hot..

    yet he put all those chickens inside..

    That's gonna make the lots of the oil sucked up inside the chicken man..

  • ik its kinda a no brainer expert village ye right

  • No it sure isn't on, he is making the sizzling sounds with his mouth -.-

  • holy moly .. that is definitely not a "little" bit!

  • I was refering to the vegetable oil 0:16

  • the pan isn't even hot!

  • keep turning it, keep turning it, keep turning it, keep turning it, keep turning it, keep turning it, keep turning it, keep turning it, keep turning it,

    Shut the fuck up!!

  • you're gonna have such oily chicken and i don't think its such a smart idea to get a fat guy with tattoos all over him.

  • lamo!

  • whats the big idea in breaking the video into many segments? This so annoying !!

  • i know i hate it too! but it's how all the expert village videos are

  • is his cooker even on?

  • lmfao! thumbs up, my good sir! XD

  • what?

  • is he chinese?

  • No Chinese would cook so badly. "Chinese Chicken Fried Rice" is an American dish. It doesn't exist in China.

  • Because in China it's only called Chicken fried rice lol

  • Very funny. I nearly wet myself. But it still doesn't exist in China.

  • LOL thanks :)

  • clearly not

  • 0..0 oh no mister.. dont put the chopsticks in the rice.. its REALLY bad in Chinese culture to do that.. but nice fried rice!

  • proper proper jank

  • Expert? I don't think so. This is absolutely not how to stir-fry chicken. When that chicken went into the pan the pan and oil was almost cold. The pan and oil should be hot, almost smoking before adding the chicken otherwise you lose all the juices. I also agree with the other posters. Expert Village are poisoning YouTube.

  • Yeah I usually make it hot first but I don't really think there's a huge difference.

  • im cooking that shit up right now

  • don`t call food shit, you stupid, human been!

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  • Looks yummy and very creative!

  • cant you make a big vid with the windows maker?

  • too short per video !

  • I think they do that so they will have more videos and maintain their position of WORLDS LARGEST VIDEO SITE!!111 They're cheating and it's very annoying.

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