Chuck Norris Jokes (2)

[TheAddictingTaco]

If chuck Norris was so strong he would come to my house rightnow and fight me .

Be right back someones at the door ..

[PopGracewood]

song name? :)

[johnnyrocket900]

The dislikers funeral is tomorrow who wants to come chuck Norris will be there to roundhouse kick them......AGAIN

[yamom808]

if chuck norris was so tough he would come 2 my house and smash my face in the key boarhfgbrvj fgbvjhfdgbv fh vfbd fbdgrfv du gvufdvjfd vghu csfdj avhj fyd vhg fdv

[cdgbroLvX]

Me. Hey chuck! Guess what? You have cancer.

Chuck. I beat cancer.

[Drpeaceoutsam]

There was no such thing as the san andreas fault until Chuck Norris dropped a penny between two tiles then pushed them apart to get it back.

[TheKingZero17]

chuck norris is affected by gravity the earth just want to be close to him

[55angler1]

freddy kruger's wrost nightmare is chuck norris

[deas100000]

chuck norris plays russian roulette with a colt .45 instead of a revolver and lives

[gamesarmoury]

also chuck noris knows 10000000 benthegoodman jokes

[gamesarmoury]

by the time he posted this chuck norris had posted ep 6

[Mcscooterscot]

jesus can walk on water chuck norris can swim through land

[120210AA]

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad

[iordanis814]

Who the fuck is Chuck Norris if he was such a fighter he would come here and hit my head on the keyqwhnqjk;bvqbvjkqbvqgjqenvjq­cbuuhqvicinq;c'qv

[dawhistler1]

Chuck Norris sits faster than you run.

[nv2443]

Chuck Norris can speak japanese ..........in French

[YoBabyFood]

Chuck Norris had sex with a hooker in the back of his truck. When he cummed, it went into the truck. The result is now known as Optimus Prime.

[Toast3rWaffles]

The grand canyon is his piss line

[SingSingMelodie]

Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards

[aerodromiaN4Life]

0:50 this is before he had a mac

[kevinaramboles]

chuck Norris can wear a i love JB Shirt a tutu and a bow and make you look gay

[Nikeboxes]

If Chuck Norris is so tough how come he doesnt stop all these stupid comme.......................

[brotherdead1]

Chuck norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck norris once sneazed, the bogeys came alive and crawled into a truck, we now know this truck as Optimus Prime.

Chuck Norris died 10 years ago but the Grim reaper hasn't had the courage to tell him.

[TheAwsomeman888]

chuck norris doesnt get cancer cancer gets chuck norris



[SuperGiraffe3]

no posts!

[MTNRANGER85]

jeuse walks on water chuck norms swims on land 

[Killerklaw235]

Use a different background. That one messed up my eyes.

[TStrince]

2012 cant survive chuck Norris

[StarWallker1]

Jesus Christ maybe walking on water,but Chuck Norris swimming in ground!!:D

[malcolmmorin]

You Can Slide Down a Hill; Chuck Norris Can Slide Up.

[Szk1312]

When Chuck Norris gets in water Chuck Norris doesnt get wet the water gets Chuck Norris

[circasurvive777]

chuck norris doesn't light cigarettes, cigarettes light themselves.

[degeki28]

Chuck Norris only has one hand. And thats the upper hand. LMFAO! Chuck Norris Facts are great.

[Metroid4ever1]

Chuck Norris once ate 12 hams in 45 minutes. He spent the first 44 minutes having sex with his waitress.

[ADRENELINEDUDE]

Fuck the video effects!

[VotingTournaments]

Chuck Norris won Medusa in a staring contest

[joeyspitfire]

you dont find chuck norris, chuck norris finds you

[chris210318]

Chuck Norris pissed on an 18 wheeler one time, we now call it Optimus Prime.

[cobbwebz123]

Chuck norris dosnt go hunting cosw hunting specifies a chance of failing chuck goes killimg

[flicktrixbmx100]

chuck norris can freakin kick with his freakin feet

[jeffman1900]

chuck norris once roundhouse kicked a basketball. the ball is what we now know as haileys comet.

[alexkirk1000]

when someone shoots chuck norris, the bullets change direction

[xXIKE455Xx]

LOL! i wanna learn how to punch someone in the soul :o sounds cool

[FutureDJHero]

Chuck Norris is Jesus' long lost relative

[razeownage1211]

I once made a joke about Chuck Nor......

[thedemonslayer51]

@razeownage1211 you were saying?

[SuperMUfans]

chuck norris is a troll no kidding

[bray987]

Chuck Norris tells his watch what time it is.

[navyblues16]

chuck norris once visited the vorgin islands now they are just islands i

like that the best

[TheDragonite6]

When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion, one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.

[Ocean701]

Fuck Chuck Norris , Spongebob can have a BBQ under water ;D

[10Yuber]

@Ocean701 I agree.  These Chuck Norris jokes are old and pathetic.

[malcolmmorin]

@Ocean701 Excuse Me, But I Believe I Heard Knocking At Your Door...

[Tcdog44]

@Ocean701 5 seconds after you posted that comment, chuck norris roundhouse kicked you with a pillow on his foot so you wouldnt die

[MissVormt]

@Ocean701 Really original.. you stole that from the past movie you douche, get aids and die

[iplayhalowhenimbored]

@MissVormt hahahaha

[jerrythedutchmapler]

@Ocean701 *knock knock*

[jinfreakx]

@Ocean701 fuck spongebob...chuck norris can bbq water...

[JENSENACKLESRULZ]

@Ocean701 And who do you think spongebob got it from? Huh? :D

[firepaw2010]

@Ocean701 we hope you have had a good life.

[trueprodigy14]

Chuck Norris Beat black ops zombies with a broken guitar hero drum set.....twice.

[elmo14320]

chuck norris can sit in the corner of a circular room

[exotic3507]

chuck norris can swallow peanut butter 

[RGLucky13]

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun

[iGotAn1POD]

chuck norris lost his virginity before his father! owwn all !!!!!!!!! :)

[waddles44021]

When Chuck Norris does pushups he doesnt push himself up, he pushes the earth down.

[RealCodWarrior]

How Many Push-Ups has Chuck Norris Done?

All of them

[abominable36]

chuck norris youses the thunder gun as his hair dryer

[WASwhen]

chuck norris built the hospital he was born in

[OnisionSpeakz]

if u listen stairway to heaven you will hear creepy message

[MrCHOOD23]

The world wuz created when god and chuck Norris started arm wrestleing it will end when they finish

[MegaRedzed]

When chuck Norris jogs. He dosnt go anywere the earth just spins around faster

[MegaRedzed]

Rick astley never watches YouTube becouse he's scared of getting Chuck-Rolld

[xMW2xCLIPZx]

if he heard me say that "chuck norris is cuter then teddy bears"he would be like:

STFU. And punch me in the face,,

I'd be like: He touched me <3

[TANNERGRN]

not jokes...FACTS!!!

[WeThreeHicks]

there was once a bridge named Chuck norris, but they had to take it down because NO ONE crosses chuck noriss and lives. lol

[WeThreeHicks]

chuck norris uses a bra to hold his nuts

[kevlachance]

Chuck Norris lost his virginaty befor his dad

[MrNerdyDavid]

@kevlachance Chuck Norris is his own dad.

[Comicmaker0559]

my little cousin thought of this one: the hulk can throw tanks, but chuck norris can throw the hulk

[kevin30081]

chuck norris doesn't go swimming, water just wants to be around him

[kevin30081]

when chuck norris does push-ups he pushes the earth..

[XpaintballerX48]

Heres one Chick Norris plays PSN On Xbox Live

[Guatem95]

Chuck Norris once peed in the gas tank of a pick up truck as a joke, that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

Chuck Norris gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids, those kids are now known as the Power Rangers.

Rudolph's nose is the result of Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris is the reason Chihauhas shake.

Chuck Norris can make David Copperfield dissapear.

[waffleman242]

the reason waldo is hiding is chuck norris

[Mematman15]

Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

[jeffhardyultimte]

Death once had a near chuck norris experience

[TheDudeWithTheDrums]

When Chuck Norris does a Puch-up, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the earth down.

[gingerninja54321]

Chuck Norris made a happy meal cry

[jrrenz01]

Charlie Schene may be biwinning but chuck norris is triwinning.

[kingkoolisout]

Nintendo was thinking of making Chuck Norris a legendary pokemon-- but then of course that would be cheating because he would win by just being sent out

[jrrenz01]

@kingkoolisout uhh dude. He would win even if you sent out another pokemon. having him in your crew is an instant win.

[LinkFreak98]

chuck norris doesnt need a flashlight, he can see in the dark

[Hightimes297]

Chuck Norris can win a game of Russian Roulette with a full round.

[tiakpark]

When Chuck Norris shaves he repeatedly karate chops himself in the face because the only thing that can cut Chuck Norris IS Chuck Norris.

[Velocity9s]

This may have been posted, but...Space dosen't touch the Earth because Space is affraid of Chuck Norris.

[xxdavexx007]

when chuck norris pours milk on his rice crispys they shut the fuck up 

[FutureDJHero]

@xxdavexx007 ROTFLMFAO XD awsome!!

[bluesnake202]

2:49 yea under his ballz

[Mrisaiahturner1]

chuck norris was rcntly on Mars thats why thrs no sign of lif thr

[theschiefslayer]

hehe silly boy, Chuck Norris has Mac.

[URMOM21499]

i wonder what will happen when chuck norris dies.......

[ShaneIsMineBitch]

@URMOM21499 Death wont tell him XD

[URMOM21499]

@ShaneIsMineBitch Haha Nice.

[TheJkills]

In Soviet, Russia, Chuck Norris makes the jokes about you

[fujigi92]

@TheJkills thought Anthony was the only school that did the whole"soviet russia" thing... im proud

[MegaModern09]

Chuck Norris swims in blood chuck Norris swallowed a t-Rex chuck Norris tripped a mile.

[Bencool875322]

chuck norris can touch mc hammer

[jponce8774]

chuck norris has no mercy.

[shadowslider1]

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter

[atomichead777]

the reason why mars has no sign of life is because chuck norris was there

outer space is outside because its too scared to be on the same planet as chuck norris

when zombies bite chuck norris, zombies turn into chuck norris

when chuck norris spat in mid air, the sun went out

[MrKevo966]

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a dog, now it's a giraffe. Chuck Norris was in all the starwars movies, he was the force.

[alexgao814]

theres a asian man a white man and chuck norris the asian said look my dick goes down to the 5th floor the white man wanted to be cool too and sail well mine goes down to the first floor they both asked chuck norris what he was doing and he said avoiding traffic

[SGS2919]

There is no CTRL key on Chuck Norris' keyboard cause Chuck Norris is always in control.

[iS4LiFELi]

GOD CAN STAND ON WATTER BUT CHUCK NORRIS CAN SWIm ON LAND <,<

[serock3]

if you google chuck norris it says: google cant find chuck norris, chuck norris finds you.

[noodle20073]

Chuck Norris Can Speak Russian In Japanese The Reason Everything Is Capatalized Is "Footsteps" "OH SHI-"

[robloxian878]

Chuck Norris says you make another video... Make a fuckin video before we all dai

[MrCammoon]

Superman wears chuck norris pyjama's.

[ThePoutana1]

CHUCK NORRIS CAN A MALE FROM THE PUSSY HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

[sarangdande1]

what the fuck you mean by chuck norris jokes, those are chuck norris FACTS you moron uploader



[txjxkx29]

chuck norris can text on a pay phone

[neddington]

Chuck Norris can log into PSN

[thisvideorocks04]

@neddington Chuck Norris doesnt log into psn, psn logs him on.

[FriezaReturns00001]

Chuck Norris doesnt sleep with a gun under his pillow he sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

[animallover0275]

Chuck Norris can make the goonies say die!

[multirunescapedude]

CHUCK NORRIS SLEEPS WITH A PILLOW UNDER HIS GUN.

[DarkSalamence168]

Fear of spiders is called arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is call claustrophobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.

[chewbaky]

When Chuck Norris goes swimming he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.

[kechiq911]

one more jokes, Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim on land :DDD

[MrJuzsztin]

@kechiq911 its: if jesus can walk on water, then chuck norris can swim THROUGH land,

:D

[10Yuber]

@kechiq911 NO! Stupid and pathetic.

[duddersc]

Cuck norris can speak german in french and make it sound like spanish! :P

[scottishman96]

THE WINDOWS MYSTERY SONG!!!



[thebeast2033]

snakes dont shed skin, the skin sheds chuck norris.

[JohnnyBoyTheFool]

if chuck norris punched a soul then that mean... that he is religios ,no since its chuck norris the ateists are WRONG

[soulsuffice]

lol chuck norris can play the violine with a piano loL XD

[kevin1remines]

jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim on land

[simbathecat11]

chuck norris sat down to fast and caused a earthquake in japan

[jr24241]

chuck norris got shot but the bullet died

[XxMaxRampagexX]

from all this chuck norris jokes, i wonder if we put him against God,oh wait he'd lose

[TheRealSonicYouth]

@XxMaxRampagexX who? chuck norris or god would lose? if chuck norris wtf its a joke chill

[meddalion2007]

chuck noris can play Xbox Live on PS3!

[The7Purplekirbies]

when aliens look up towards the sky they wonder 2 things if there is life on other planets and how quickly chuck norris could kick they're ass

[Jago433]

Chuck Norris added Facebook as a friend.

[SoundOfHitmarkers]

-If you stare into the american flag long enough, a 3D image of Chuck Norris pops out.

-Water boils faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

-There was once a man from Nantucket. Chuck Norris paralyzed him from the waist down.

-Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin that he built himself.

-Chuck Norris hit the dislike button on the Justin Beiber video Baby one million times, with his mind.

[Buford175]

Some magicians can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land

[THEAWSOMENERDZ]

Chuck norris can win a game of connect four in three moves

[dylan20294]

Barry Bonds never took steroids.... He took the blood of Chuck Norris

[dylan20294]

Barry Bonds never took steroids... he took Chuck Norris's blood

[ZombieKiller766]

chuck norris once got in a knife fight, the knife lost

[theman70ezation]

wen u play black ops ....its u building up the windows ...but wen chuck norris plays ....its the zombies building up the windows

[TeChNiQuEVx6]

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[McFrealy]

@glok6

whatch out for chuck norris

[McFrealy]

Alien vs predador was once called Alien and predator vs chuck norris, but it was cancelled because nowone wanted to see a 4 sec movie

[22Whitewolf]

Epic.

[Diandir]

Chuck norris doesn't fuck up xD



[imkaitlyn11]

@glok6 Even death is scared of Chuck norris.

[erpuzzetta01]

@imkaitlyn11: Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.

[taylorswift111000]

@erpuzzetta01 lol



[uzuchann]

chuck norris created this video when he was born

[mtayyab071]

chuck norris had sex before his parents!

chuck norris built the log-house he was born in!

[GardenHillislandlake]

if chuck norris was in mortal kombat, all of his moves would be fatality