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  • all hail Ross Scott!!!

  • dont thinkg growing a shadows gonna save you now

    hahaha

  • 0:57 starts the song

  • he has no shadow because your graphics card wont render his shadow!

  • 0:01 add

  • This is when machinima was good.

  • SING SING SIIIIINNG

    ok, christ!

  • I know ross scott is in this but is the other guy from barneys mind? If so awesome!

  • Well, in some legends, vampires don't cast shadows and can walk out at daylight. But they can't turn their shadows on and off, they just don't have them. Maybe if he was a half-vampire...

  • It's the creepy guy from the tunnel!!

  • wait, wait, wait, every second freeman gonna appear from behind and stab them with his crowbar

  • I didnt cast a shadow once.

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  • We need more of these...

  • @CaptainDogTags They didn't , it's a video they animated

  • Wow, those guys are silly.

    ... It's obviously a ghost.

  • @ThunderCavalier well they already eliminated the theory of hologram/ghost by having mike shove him. and of course he wouldnt need to run if he was :)

  • Don't go into the tunnel!!!

  • GORDON FROHMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • how did you play as the cops? (im a noob)

  • Thus, John Freeman had to take his motorcycle.

  • 64 persons don't have a shadow

  • lol how did you get manfred to voice in this? XD

  • No shadow? 0_o

    Hell, I agree with the CP on this one. I'd arrest him for that alone It IS weird.

  • because of these videos, I shall never harm another metrocop in HL2 again

  • Usally its Dave that acts weird but it was Mike this time

  • fallout music from the den at about 4:30 :D

  • Simply epic X]

    

  • Civil Protection.. FTW

  • DONT LET CIVIL PROTECTION DIE

  • Whenever I see that Male Citizen model, all I can think of is Gordon Frohman. XD

  • Sing! SING! SIIIIING!!

  • Dave: I've been working on the railroad!

    Mike: Every pointless day.

    Dave: I've been working on the railroad!

    Mike: While my life gets pissed away!

    Dave: Can't you hear the whistle blowing?

    Mike: Shatter my dreams even more.

    Dave: Can't you the captain shouting..

    Mike: I wish I was never born.

    Me: LOL

  • @kenirono Yeah, except our captain doesn't shout. He just sometimes stares at people he doesn't like and they disappear.

  • @kenirono I think it's "Shatter my dreams in the morn" or other less possible version would be "in the morgue", but sounds fun nevertheless.

  • My body lies over the ocean.

    My body lies over the sea.

    I'm no good at astral projection.

    So bring back my body to me.

    I'm going to figure out a way to use that in real life.

  • Why didn’t he have a shadow?Thats fucking creepy

    

  • 64 people dont have shadows.

  • ''Bad light my ass!' lmao

  • Hahahahahahahahahahahaa!

  • I've been working on the railroad.

    Every pointless day.

    I've been working on the railroad.

    While my wife gets pissed away.

    Can't you hear the whistle blowing?

    Shatter my dreams in the morn'.

    Can't you hear the captain shouting?

    Wish I was never born...

  • DON'T GO IN THE TUNNEL!!!

  • This needs to be on tv.

  • @JakesterVideo yeah your right

  • @JakesterVideo it needs to be on more then that

  • so uh.... why didnt he have a shadow

  • Music track from Kyrandia 3. Now tell me I'm an old timer...

  • Dave reminds me Amir from College Humor :D

  • is the music at about 3:25 from vampire the masquerade redemption??

  • thats one of the reasons why Civil Protection attacks citizens

  • youtube is my tv

  • Hey wait a minute... if that's the same tunnel from The Tunnel, and it's haunted, maybe that has something to do with the guy not casting a shadow. He did walk through that tunnel, after all.

  • @mes0gots0its and it just might be a coincidence but that guys player model is the exact same player model for the crazy guy that locked the 2 officers in the tunnel

  • @mitch13815 Yeah you're right... the only problem with that theory is that he doesn't have a British accent. Interesting coincidence, though.

  • I actually enjoy this version of "I have Been working on the railroad"

  • If this is the same map used in "The Tunnel", when do you think the Fallout shelter was built, or if the episodes are connected?

  • @machiner6 The wall to the fallout tunnel wasn't destroyed at this point in time

  • I'm a semi-fan of The Ring, and I tried to simulate the Ladder seen in it, but when I did, it didn't cast a shadow like in the movie. I thought if I put a light entity in front of it, THEN there will be a shadow. (there's also supposed to be a scribble saying "das ring" behind it)

  • If he is a vampire, we can at least rule him out of being the Stephanie Meyer kind.

  • *Guy standing there doing nothing* "Well obviously it's possible, HE'S DOING IT RIGHT NOW!" *Guy still doing nothing*

  • 64 people have no shadow

  • Sing! SING! SIIING!!

    Me: lmao

  • 5:47 - Painkiller Train Station Fight

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  • "quote from the video" now i can haz thumbs up?

  • @ubercoolist no.

  • guy- hey i have a train to catch

    dave- we all have a train to catch

  • @rivariola Why did you type up the lines that everybody heard? What's the point?

  • Isn't that guy there camera man? So if they arrest him and if they have to make another video by there Seargent what will they say to him?

  • I love the Fallout music.

  • i love ross scott!

  • that guys gonna be turned into a stalker... sence anyone who resists or wus in the wrong place at the wrong time is turned into a stalker

  • I know civil protection is alions just undermasks and costumes but

    ARENT THEY? CALLD "Civil Protection"TO PROTECT THE CIVILIANS? INSTEAD OF SHOOTING THEM

  • @redfatcrystal11 CPs are not aliens there are humans

  • @XCMAX10X the cp isnt, but all higher ranking people like elite and soldiers are genetically mutated

  • @oozekip yes i know that

  • @XCMAX10X i know but fro real dont they protect the city? arent they suppose to???

  • I'm a guy without a shadow bitch you don't know me.

  • i wonder how people in the 50's or 40's thought of the name dracula and the word vampire

  • @toanomega dracula from vlad dracula the impaler he was know to impale people and hes evil

  • @toanomega Bram Stoker wrote Dracula in the late 19th century

  • ... 64 people (or the new dislike number) are going to post similar comments like this proving how un-original they are while 4,748 (or the new like number) are going to reply and tell those faggots to shut the fuck up. (Pst, this is me telling those people the SHUT THE FUCK UP! Kthnx.)

  • Dave:i been working on the rail road

    Mike:Every pointless day

    Dave:I been working on the rail road

    Mike:While my live gets pissed away

    Dave:Cant you hear the whistle blowing

    Mike:Shatter my dreams in the war

    dave:Cant you hear the captian shouting

    Mike:Wish i was never born

    And thats the song

  • @huntmbrocks its still morn -.-

  • @huntmbrocks

    Dave: I've been working on the railroad

    Mike: Every pointless day

    Dave: I've been working on the rail road

    Mike: While my life gets pissed away

    Dave: Can't you hear the whistle blowing

    Mike: Shattering my dreams in the morn

    Dave: Can't you hear the Captain shouting

    Mike: Wish I was never born

    And there you really go. It's an homage to Daria, Series 3, Episode 10: Speedtrapped.

  • 63 people have no shadows or no souls!

  • Mike have Seth Rogen's voice.

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  • 62people cant SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!!

  • I thought Gman was going to pop out

  • I bet you clicked on the video because that is what brought ME here

  • How do you animate the characters? do you use garry's mod?

  • ''Bad light my ass !'' =D

  • Guard #1 : ''W-w-What kinda person doesn't cast a shadow?'' Dave : ''nobody ! it's not possibe." Guard#1 : ''Well OBIVOUSLY it's possibe Dave! He's doin it right now!'' Dave :''Yeeeah.. I don't dum Hmm...'' [ 3:04 - 3:19 ] My favourite part =]

  • @ezisezisezisezis Guard #1 is called Mike.

  • i love both of the peoples voices they epic and da song is funny as shit

  • The guy without a shadow was later eaten by those Scary creatures in tunnel part two

  • i wont more of these

  • @jengofett1 its while my life gets pissed away, not until my life gets pissed away

  • @77batering oh XD i'm hearing things wrong

  • @jengofett1 *When my life gets pissed away

  • @jengofett1 its while my life gets pissed away.....

  • @jengofett1 isn't that from band of brothers?

  • did anyone notice the music was from fallout 2?

  • More fallout music

  • "Hey, we've all gotta train to catch."

    "What?"

    Hahahaha

  • Freeman's mind is fun and all....

    But I would DIE to see more of these :)

    AND HE'S MAKING THEM NOW!

  • Oh god... the Fallout music in the background is awesome!

  • anyone notice this video skips 6;16 lol? it goes 6;15 then 6;17 0_0

  • what map is this

  • @Dragon22333 its not a map. its hl2 dude.

  • @mikimomo97 WHAT MAP IN HL2 IS THIS TROLOL

  • @njduran i dont think it is one.

  • @Dragon22333 Ross Scott probably made it for this video

  • SING! SING! SIIIIING!

  • Was that painkiller music i heard?

  • Vampire the masquerade redemption music lol

  • sing Sing SING!!!!!!!!

  • my body lies over the ocean

    my body lies over the sea

    I'm no good at astral projection

    so bring back my body to me

  • sometimes stupidity is funny. this is not one of those times.

  • Hey, Fallout music!

  • im practicing astral projection ^_^

  • Mike - A Funny Policeman That Has No Ideas

    ??? -Whats That Other Guy's Name?

  • @DrVonce dave

  • @DrVonce Dave

  • i dont blame Mike for believing in vampires his world has been dominated by aliens anyway lol.

  • *Guy starts running away*

    6 secs later.....

    "Vampire!"

    ROFL!!

  • woah this ep has been on for such a long time ..im suprised there wasnt that many trolls :P

  • Love the show guy's!

    Civil protection is SuuuuPAAA FUN!

  • Damn this is way bad ass :o

  • Bring back, bring back,

    Bring back my shadow to me, to me.

    Bring back, bring back,

    Bring back my shadow to me ...

  • This episode is, like, 8 times as hilarious when you consider that it came out before Twilight became the (depressingly) popular franchise it is.

  • 57 people had no shadow

  • Lol this is the place i would least expect to see something about astral projection

  • how the fuck did they turn of one NCP's shadow?

  • alot of wierd stuff happens in that tunnel

  • My body lies over the ocean

    My body lies over the sea

    I'm no good at astral projection

    so bring back my body to me!

  • Wait...isn't that the tunnel?

  • SO WHY WASNT HE CASTING A SHADOW

  • I like how the Shadow Man was asking for directions to the train station and that the music when Mike is chasing him is the Fighting theme from the Train Station level in Painkiller.

  • @JoshHartNow Its called on a rail.

  • 57 people don't have shadows

  • What is episode 4???

  • lol 57 people are vampires...and not the kewl ones.

  • @ElijahGreenThumb they must be those twilight vampires

  • 57 people don't have shadows

  • bad light my ass!! jajajajaja! so fu**in' funny

  • I hear fallout two music!

  • Music from Fallout 2? Town Den? Nostalgia....

  • bring back bring back bring back my body to me to me

  • Sing! SING! SIIIING!

  • fallout ambient music in the backround? Amazingly enough it sets the mood.

  • FUCK THESE NDP COMMERCIALS! They have taken over youtube.

  • Now it's clear to me! The No-Shadow-Guy is the Psycho from "The Tunnel"!

  • name form 2 song please ?xD

  • what does he use to make these?

    Like gmod or something?

    thanks :D

  • Lulz hai mah name is Mikosawft sam and cum to dis fagout tee purtie wit Breen GGGGGGG.

  • WE WANT MORE CIVIL PROTECTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Okay, the Mahem's jogging babe chimerical I just saw before seeing this is giving me a SHADOW OF A DOUBT about covering for vampires.

  • kurrvaaa ajó :D

    

  • this is how the song should have ended:

    1: Can't you hear the captain shouting.

    2: Wish I was home watching p0rn.

  • @ubernerd13 HA!

  • @ubernerd13 sorry but.. just lame.

  • @ubernerd13 Nah, the syllable count would make it worse than the sylable count already is.

  • @ubernerd13 The last one wouldn't work

  • weird

  • 57 people don't have shadows

  • what do you mean???

  • @jengofett1 huh, thats an odd statement. What brought you to the conclusion? What backs up your statement? Pretty big accusations there, and on 57 people? They could sue you if you dont back up the statement. WELL? WHAT THE FUCK D YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF?!

  • @NHLfan96 -starts laughing- look i don't need to back up any statement

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  • 3.35 - vampire the masqurade sredemption oundtrack ninja

  • cantcha hear the captain shouting? WISH I WAS NEVER BORN!!!!!

  • That second song was pure GENIUS!!!

  • what else has ross scott done besides freemans mind and Civ protection?

  • @wisesonsam go check his website ;D

  • @wisesonsam freemans nightmare

  • I flippin' love this show.