Yeah right! His fat ass was asleep because he was on Letterman! That fuck piece of shit was nodding off because he's a dope fiend. This happens to people who do heroin!!! Real nice trying to cover up for him and enabling him to continue jamming that garbage into his veins! You are not funny FAT BOY! Die of an OD already!
bcglass, Holly Crap! You're right! Listen at :16 as well, you can hear the lighter and the bong as well. haha! NICE! And you can hear someone coughing too! Wow...Maybe it's Benji, he's a slow dopey kind of guy...
A history lesson...the term "wop" is an acronym for "without papers." Many Italian immigrants came here illegally...without their papers....hence WOP...not WHOP...you're welcome...typical Stern fan I guess...
Wow. I haven't actually seen him visually since he was in dirty work with Norm. I Only hear him on Stern. My god. He looks just awful! So bloated. Life is ticking...He needs to get help.
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It's called high blood sugar. This slob doesn't realize he's an absolute diabetic. He eats all sorts of refined sugars and bleached, refined flour products, gains hundreds of pounds and his sugar is probably on a roller coaster. But for some reason I like the bastard.
some people need to shut the fuck up, go away, no one cares that you can type shit about someone you've never met,or will never know. he's 40, diabetic, a fat slob,Heroine addict, oh and 5'8 cause that somehow matters? Like what the fuck, so the dudes fat, So is over half the bloody western civilization. He has a drug problem, this amuses you? Lot's of people have insecurities, some turn to drugs, others turn to making fun of others over the internet, how fucking righteous you are.
I feel better knowing that Artie haters justify their own problems by complaining about his life. It's a SHOW. If Arite chooses to be this way let him. Get over yourself, join a cause, be proactive. People care so much over an overweight comedian and could care less for the world around them. Our demise as a race will be a suprise to us all unless someone posts a message right before it happens.
How does a moron hit the age of 40, tip the scales at over 300 (while only about 5'8" tall) and not know that he is a type II diabetic??? It's beyond me. Artie...check your A1C...my guess? 8.5 minimum, with a self-stick glucose level most of the day at over 200. Artie, you are a classic mess. Heroin is the least of your problems, you slob. Get some help and stop all this self-indulgent, phony disregard for whether you live or die. You're just scared to death like the rest of us. Get Help!
Artie is killing himself with food, one if the most dangerous epidemics this country is facing is people being obese, you will strain you heart as bad as doing coke, by going up a flight of stairs. I hope he dosen't die in Europe, too cliche. John Candy died because he was fat. What I can't understand is how that fat mumu wearin Dom Delouise is still alive. Burt Renolds must have super powers.
Nothing more entertaining than watching a man slowly kill himself. Stern is like David Spade, Dan Ackroid, and Rick Moranis. They all felt bad after their fat men died.
Howard and that black producer are like vultures circling overhead, waiting for the death rattle. Great show, real high class stuff. Neither of them really care, if they did they would get him off the show for better or worse.
Artie is funny as hell. Lotsa issues, but he is a very funny guy and if he can not kill himself he is going to be around a long time in show business.
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artie gets on my fuckin' nerves anymore. I wish dude would stop acting like he's the be all/end all authority on drug addiction. he had a herion *snorting* problem for a *few months*. "real" junkies shoot up between their toes or in their neck for years- yet artie can't shut up about what a jaded addict knowitall he is... he talks like he's a grizzled old drug vet when, on a 1-10 scale of a serious drug problem, he's about a 6 at best (or worse). shut up already, artie.
Artie is back on heroin. One of the classic signs of a person that is high on heroin is called, "on the nod"! Meaning their so high and relaxed they just nod off all the time. Which Artie has been doing alot lately.
yeah, I thought as much. And I know what "nodding out" means. I just get tired of artie interjecting himself into any and every conversation about drugs. he talks like he's the ultimate authority on heroin. I've known people that made him look like an occasional baby aspirin user- that's all I'm saying. I initially liked artie a lot (and I still like him a lot more than lame-ass jackie), but I am getting tired of artie on the show. he monopolizes too much. nice guy- just tired of his voice...
I think Artie is taking the I'm the next John Bulushi to the limit. Even to the point of killing himself. I agree he talks WAY too much about how much he LOVES heroin and should stop. Especially, if hes using. But, I really love the guy. Hes got a great heart by taking care of some of the whack packers. Something even Howard, Robin or Fred never do. Artie is a great guy, but he needs to stop trying to immulate his life after Bulushi. He just needs to be himself. But maybe he doesn't know how!
How the fuck do you know that that bellydancer isn't my girlfriend smart ass..Back to my original statement..Fuck that fat,bloated,unfunny fat fuck Artie
I haven't seen what that fat ass Artie has looked like since the E show was on tv...He must have gained about 150 lbs!!What a discusting fatassed,drugged out waste of breathing space that fat fuck is...
You know how people use those horse shoe shaped neck pillows to sleep on planes? Look how Fat Artie's Squirrel Cheeks support his head the same as one of those pillows.
man its fucken great too hear 'em talking like adults, saying whatever they want! i would listen to howard everyday on regular radio, but i dont have syrius radio, so........... but i miss these muther fuckers, esp. artie! is it true that he was sprung out on heroin recently?
whatever dumbass made this video it keeps freezing right at the beginning
Dan69WasTaken 2 weeks ago
Wish i could see the video of this. Just the sound of this is 2 funny.
abooooff 4 months ago in playlist HSP Stern Clips
so glad this fuck is gone
earl973 5 months ago
he has the best job ever...1 million a year to sleep and just comment on current events
kingkevinjoy 7 months ago 3
Artie, rolls right into an awesome story, the king
presto420 9 months ago
heroin at work
PERSONOFTHEYEAR1 10 months ago
i guess the herion cupcakes r good!
bigtaxdizzle 1 year ago
@ 2:24
What the hell was that thud?
RoadDogXVIII 1 year ago
DJ CHALIE ROBINSON FUNNY
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DJ CHALIE ROBINSON ARTIE LANGE MONSTEREOUS
djchalierobinson 1 year ago
There are more stars in the universe than grains of sand on all the earths beaches.
SparksDrinker 1 year ago
I love Robin's laugh.
RSCII 1 year ago
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeroooiiiiin
NYofthePacific 1 year ago
Artie was funnier while sleeping than everyone else is awake. When he is awake he is even funnier.
KrazyBob74 1 year ago
heroins a hell of a drug
themandude20 1 year ago
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whaaaaa... I'm a heroin addict. whaaaaaa. i tried to kill myself but did'nt have the balls.whaaaaa!
slipknuts13 1 year ago
I hope Howard is still not paying this guy..
shakedownstreet48 1 year ago
Heroin again
rick7531 1 year ago
poor artie
kind regards
bovjer 1 year ago 4
he's nodding
Chrispypullen 1 year ago
"look at ya swelling up just sittin there"
santamariashark 2 years ago 2
HAHA i love robin's laugh is hilarious
AirforceOrange 2 years ago
@AirforceOrange
Barely heard these days...
RoadDogXVIII 1 year ago
heroin
DAMitDONy 2 years ago 5
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Good thing artie is gone from howard stern show he's a fat piece of shit Howard put up with his bullshit for so long
surenopimp 2 years ago
"like a baby gorilla" HAHAHAHHA
SMOKEY88search4TRUTH 2 years ago 5
Happysmoke post more vids dude
saruman84 2 years ago
has Artie got the greatest job on earth or what? $3 million per year from the radio alone to call people faggots and fall asleep.
i love Artie.
Hughezy 2 years ago 7
@Hughezy and to do alot of heroin too, moron
bizzyindmp220 1 year ago
this is fuckin stupid
indifferentdrum 2 years ago
He doesn't move, is he alive?
drgdrf 2 years ago
That isn't the video from the show. It's just a loop of the same image.
evh5150316 2 years ago
is that someone farting at :57?
gitrdone1691 2 years ago
Eww, who's coughing at 0:42?
RoadDogXVIII 2 years ago
probably gange
stasty 2 years ago
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boring show
cougar1233 2 years ago
it took me up to the air horn to realize this wasnt a video
GetMagnet 2 years ago 26
ya me to lol
Nick4302 2 years ago
hahahaha
Ryanrre45 2 years ago
OLOLOOLLOLOLOLLOL
bizzyindmp220 2 years ago
who cares asshole.
jdodd82 2 years ago
me too lol!
TorsoManza 2 years ago
@GetMagnet i'd call you an idiot but im passed the airhorn and didn't realize till i read your comment
kalpal67 6 months ago
Sasha Baron Cohen shoulda done the ass stunt on Artie while he slept!
Dibrini 2 years ago
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its nothin but a bunch of fuckin jews
who gives a shit
burnthermit 2 years ago
does anyone have the video of this
he makes the funniest face ive ever seen in my life
artie even sees it and says he looks like a "grumpy munchkin" ha ha ha ha
thetoecutterr 2 years ago 4
i know how he felt. i couldnt sit through an interview with Robin Givens falling asleep either
Malic430 2 years ago
arties the man fat guys are funny hilarious
moiyanez 2 years ago
so funny.
JeeBeeDeeVille 2 years ago
I see you have an extra chromozone retard
abortionsbycrowbar 2 years ago
Hes not sleeping, he is nodding from snorting heroin ,smarten up you dummies!
dabsy13 3 years ago
still the funniest mutha
honda063 3 years ago 5
hes the fatest herion addict out there
smden 3 years ago 23
@smden the only fat heroin addict
smirov 1 year ago
@smden yeah seriously how to do you get fat on opiates? Ive used and I didn't have much of an appetite as it slows down your system.
Pogoisgacy 7 months ago
Heroin...
SPEAKANDSPELL81 3 years ago 3
Love Artie
3Storm 3 years ago
comming down from his fix artie the joke man jr.
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Yeah right! His fat ass was asleep because he was on Letterman! That fuck piece of shit was nodding off because he's a dope fiend. This happens to people who do heroin!!! Real nice trying to cover up for him and enabling him to continue jamming that garbage into his veins! You are not funny FAT BOY! Die of an OD already!
drgonzo212 3 years ago
does he insult you when he makes fun of fags
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He's not funny! He just kisses Howard ass.
uglymonkey4 3 years ago
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please be dead
Wellsy1961 3 years ago
be nice if you died fuckface.
BeefLange 3 years ago
they should throw some food at him, a pie, yeah yeah!!
Whoah, Robin has gained weight. She better watch it, start walking more, go to the gym.
HeadNtheClouds 3 years ago
i love the music at 00:34. makes me wanna sleep/ make nite nite
newportsnorth 3 years ago 2
dude has gotten fat
skinwalkerxxx 3 years ago 4
when was this? if he was still on dope at that point he was probably just on the nod.
kdub10009 3 years ago 3
3-5 months maybe, I think
a99915880528 3 years ago
i dont know why artie sleeping is so funny! but i fucking love it!
strawhataddison 3 years ago
bong rips are gayyyyyyyyyyy
jdodd82 3 years ago
This was some of the funniest. I wish I had Howard as a boss so I could sleep.
arc01j 3 years ago
haha yea, you really can hear em smoking bong loads. i only cought the one at 1:10, then i saw the comment about the first one haha
meetypeety 3 years ago
Gotta love the baby gorilla.
rosebudckane 3 years ago 2
bcglass, Holly Crap! You're right! Listen at :16 as well, you can hear the lighter and the bong as well. haha! NICE! And you can hear someone coughing too! Wow...Maybe it's Benji, he's a slow dopey kind of guy...
ChrisGangai 3 years ago
arghahahaha i heard it, no mistaking the hubbly bubbly ^_^
cumbrianwolf 3 years ago
I would fall asleep during that previous
interview.. That robin givens was boring..
Stewped12 3 years ago
1:11 into this vid; dude does a bong rip
bcglass 3 years ago
m80? Holy fuck Artie...
Justinbacca 3 years ago
Seriously not sure why he is on the show.
JesseJohn420 3 years ago 2
your a fucking idiot!!!
dretzer 3 years ago
Go be fat.
JesseJohn420 3 years ago 2
what a WHOP. i love the WHOP music at 00:34 ya prick. I spell that slur however the fuck i wannu'. no reply necessary
newportsnorth 3 years ago
okay so you already know its wop? WithOut Papers?
BiGoDeLsKi 3 years ago
It's WOP you idiot. With Out Papers, from Ellis Island.
volodya1917 3 years ago
Well they got it wrong too.
drew081886 3 years ago
i wish i was artie so i could sleep in good company
newportsnorth 3 years ago
what a fat whop.
scoopball76 3 years ago 4
Haha you make yourself sound really smart when you misspell a racial slur.
drew081886 3 years ago
i didn't misspell whop.
scoopball76 3 years ago
A history lesson...the term "wop" is an acronym for "without papers." Many Italian immigrants came here illegally...without their papers....hence WOP...not WHOP...you're welcome...typical Stern fan I guess...
drew081886 3 years ago
that's the way it's spelled in the dictionary.
scoopball76 3 years ago
Wow. I haven't actually seen him visually since he was in dirty work with Norm. I Only hear him on Stern. My god. He looks just awful! So bloated. Life is ticking...He needs to get help.
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EdinHaglersville 3 years ago
It's called high blood sugar. This slob doesn't realize he's an absolute diabetic. He eats all sorts of refined sugars and bleached, refined flour products, gains hundreds of pounds and his sugar is probably on a roller coaster. But for some reason I like the bastard.
rickcee 3 years ago
It's called nodding off. It's what junkies do.
freestuffffff 3 years ago
some people need to shut the fuck up, go away, no one cares that you can type shit about someone you've never met,or will never know. he's 40, diabetic, a fat slob,Heroine addict, oh and 5'8 cause that somehow matters? Like what the fuck, so the dudes fat, So is over half the bloody western civilization. He has a drug problem, this amuses you? Lot's of people have insecurities, some turn to drugs, others turn to making fun of others over the internet, how fucking righteous you are.
tateum 3 years ago
To be fair to Artie, I would probably fall asleep during a Robin Givens interview too.
thunderstruck665 3 years ago
Artie turned into a wackpacker
jonnybgood88 3 years ago 5
I feel better knowing that Artie haters justify their own problems by complaining about his life. It's a SHOW. If Arite chooses to be this way let him. Get over yourself, join a cause, be proactive. People care so much over an overweight comedian and could care less for the world around them. Our demise as a race will be a suprise to us all unless someone posts a message right before it happens.
jdthompson75 3 years ago
How does a moron hit the age of 40, tip the scales at over 300 (while only about 5'8" tall) and not know that he is a type II diabetic??? It's beyond me. Artie...check your A1C...my guess? 8.5 minimum, with a self-stick glucose level most of the day at over 200. Artie, you are a classic mess. Heroin is the least of your problems, you slob. Get some help and stop all this self-indulgent, phony disregard for whether you live or die. You're just scared to death like the rest of us. Get Help!
rickcee 3 years ago 3
Artie is going down fast...the joke is over!
jonnybgood88 3 years ago 2
John belushi...John Candy...Chris Farley.....Artie Lang.
konagalvo 3 years ago
Those other people were funny though.
daisy702 3 years ago 2
John Candy didn't kill himself with drugs and alcohol though did he?
benedryl34 3 years ago
Artie is killing himself with food, one if the most dangerous epidemics this country is facing is people being obese, you will strain you heart as bad as doing coke, by going up a flight of stairs. I hope he dosen't die in Europe, too cliche. John Candy died because he was fat. What I can't understand is how that fat mumu wearin Dom Delouise is still alive. Burt Renolds must have super powers.
drwoo22 3 years ago
how do you kill yourself with food
theinfamous34 3 years ago
Well it all starts with bacon.....
drwoo22 3 years ago 3
it sucks but its true
kdog0088 3 years ago
Nothing more entertaining than watching a man slowly kill himself. Stern is like David Spade, Dan Ackroid, and Rick Moranis. They all felt bad after their fat men died.
drwoo22 3 years ago
Excellent point! Today's blow up sounded like a "bit", but Arte is rapidly devolving!!
lbob37 3 years ago
At least when he wakes up he's funny. They probably don't need him but I think he can be great at times.
varmintslayer1 3 years ago
Howard and that black producer are like vultures circling overhead, waiting for the death rattle. Great show, real high class stuff. Neither of them really care, if they did they would get him off the show for better or worse.
NothingDoingChief 3 years ago
Howard does not need Artie. I agree with you IF they really cared they would let him go you`re right.
jonnybgood88 3 years ago
Do you repect Howard Stern's Penis!? O.O
waterhot80 3 years ago
robyn I love you
twisty1er 3 years ago
Some people will sit under a blanket screaming LEAVE ARTIE ALONE!
bleunt 3 years ago
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what a piece of shit artie is.
bloodndn 3 years ago
drink 4 life
cookingwithmonkey 4 years ago
What a fat fuck, All that cash and just snorting it away and scarfing Twinkies.
DickLick999 4 years ago
Artie is funny as hell. Lotsa issues, but he is a very funny guy and if he can not kill himself he is going to be around a long time in show business.
iamareplicant 4 years ago 4
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artie gets on my fuckin' nerves anymore. I wish dude would stop acting like he's the be all/end all authority on drug addiction. he had a herion *snorting* problem for a *few months*. "real" junkies shoot up between their toes or in their neck for years- yet artie can't shut up about what a jaded addict knowitall he is... he talks like he's a grizzled old drug vet when, on a 1-10 scale of a serious drug problem, he's about a 6 at best (or worse). shut up already, artie.
LookAtMeIAmStoopid 4 years ago
Artie is back on heroin. One of the classic signs of a person that is high on heroin is called, "on the nod"! Meaning their so high and relaxed they just nod off all the time. Which Artie has been doing alot lately.
DeJaCh441 4 years ago 3
yeah, I thought as much. And I know what "nodding out" means. I just get tired of artie interjecting himself into any and every conversation about drugs. he talks like he's the ultimate authority on heroin. I've known people that made him look like an occasional baby aspirin user- that's all I'm saying. I initially liked artie a lot (and I still like him a lot more than lame-ass jackie), but I am getting tired of artie on the show. he monopolizes too much. nice guy- just tired of his voice...
LookAtMeIAmStoopid 4 years ago
I think Artie is taking the I'm the next John Bulushi to the limit. Even to the point of killing himself. I agree he talks WAY too much about how much he LOVES heroin and should stop. Especially, if hes using. But, I really love the guy. Hes got a great heart by taking care of some of the whack packers. Something even Howard, Robin or Fred never do. Artie is a great guy, but he needs to stop trying to immulate his life after Bulushi. He just needs to be himself. But maybe he doesn't know how!
DeJaCh441 4 years ago
you guys all act like runs around saying this shit. the guy has problems. leave him alone, enjoy him while we can and just chill
vampirehunterme 4 years ago 5
This man must run for president now!
frankinbolton 4 years ago
go to sleep my little Artie.
bfizzy85 4 years ago 2
artie langes my fuckin hero .. minus the obesity and heroine addiction
tjbmsp 4 years ago
what heroin? hes coke addict...
originaltrip 4 years ago
Someone doesn't have Sirius. Shame, shame. You are missing out, my friend.
LPantelakos 4 years ago
coke first, then heroin, now food.
robotfromlostinspace 4 years ago
man he got fat! ude is gonna die soon :(
skinwalkerxxx 4 years ago
this is so funny
turdlinger5000 4 years ago
he looks dead
pjam07pjam 4 years ago
BONG RIPS...i was like who the fuck is coughing in the studio..but its the dude filming...hahahahaha
knuckleupjonez 4 years ago
I like drinking beer and sleeping
bogger383 4 years ago
How the fuck do you know that that bellydancer isn't my girlfriend smart ass..Back to my original statement..Fuck that fat,bloated,unfunny fat fuck Artie
rangerdgd1 4 years ago
who cares
jmantnafan 4 years ago
STERN RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bsouthe 4 years ago
Who is taking bong hits in the background?
Nexis 4 years ago
haha seriously i heard that too
ng311706 4 years ago
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You watch fat ass morons...I'll watch sexy bellydancers
rangerdgd1 4 years ago
i wish i was as cool as you
hippotoast 4 years ago
why don't you get a girlfriend instead
kieran514 4 years ago
he went nite nite
blkescalade 4 years ago 2
Fuck HowardTV. I hate how they throw the show off. Fuck Goodstien!
Bio98765 4 years ago
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Artie Rulz??? Artie rules Fat fuck shitbrains,and juvenile airheads
rangerdgd1 4 years ago
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arty isn't that funny he says 2 funny things a show if that
antspants1234 4 years ago
Righto you wierdo, nice bellydancing videos...
mptaylor84 4 years ago
I haven't seen what that fat ass Artie has looked like since the E show was on tv...He must have gained about 150 lbs!!What a discusting fatassed,drugged out waste of breathing space that fat fuck is...
rangerdgd1 4 years ago
Hey fuck you! Artie rulz!
somasight 4 years ago 3
then listen 2 o and a fuck stick
oyamajiujitsu 4 years ago
uh what?
mmiaxx2002 4 years ago
cute, a big bear gone beddy-bye!
trentigalaxy 4 years ago
all of the devil dogs and hawiian punch..sugar crash lol..luv when he sleeps and they bring in the air horn..
kamikaze8 4 years ago
i love that chubby bastard.
crap4face 4 years ago
You know how people use those horse shoe shaped neck pillows to sleep on planes? Look how Fat Artie's Squirrel Cheeks support his head the same as one of those pillows.
Typhoon1930 4 years ago
exactly!!
that was so funny to hear Howard and Robin's reaction!!
jackmehoffer68 4 years ago
he went nite nite
blkescalade 4 years ago
sleep tight you baby gorilla
therock41500 4 years ago 2
How could this MoFo sleep through Issac's wedding?
Dibrini 4 years ago 2
HOW Great.. Howard was mad the next day @ artie
abferrara 4 years ago
man its fucken great too hear 'em talking like adults, saying whatever they want! i would listen to howard everyday on regular radio, but i dont have syrius radio, so........... but i miss these muther fuckers, esp. artie! is it true that he was sprung out on heroin recently?
shiteyes84 4 years ago 2
The footage is back!
Dibrini 4 years ago
i remember when it was on the radio.
miamifan239 4 years ago
Ahaha! I remember that show.
CorkyRomano47 4 years ago
I'm glad I saw the video before it was removed, thanks for putting the audio back up though!
Dibrini 4 years ago