Church Commercial

[Cujoh]

Christianity

Be an Asshole and be forgiven in Chuch

[MichaelJosephCahill]

Cute commercial, guys.

For a good belly laugh, check out "CELL PHONES IN CHURCH" advertising Westminster Church in Burbank, CA. It's a bit more over the top but quite humorous.

[JustaFiniteGirl]

I can't tell if this is satiricial or if it's actually promoting the church. On one hand it seems like its making fun of the whole idea of confessing your sins, whatever you do, it's okay, if you're in our club and you tell us about it (vouyeristic)on the other, it seems like its using the strange idea of confessions to pull in a larger crowd. I think it's the latter.

[MrjackIII]

so why cant you just pray to god and say i messed up forgive in stead of going to the guy in the box he is no beter then any one else no mater the title jesus died on the cross so we could have a relation ship with him not some priest in a box a chruch is not gods home you are if you fell compeled to pray or confess you sins do dont go it some box and dont use some water to be clean ask for it talk to him and be unconditionaly loved by a god who loves you

[downlowkihei]

wrong

[TheElder79]

So.....you are inviting people to revel in a life of sin???? Who wouldn't join this church?

[Grmario85]

Even though catholic..i have to say...LAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMEEEEEE­EEEEEE

[downlowkihei]

I have seen for myself and I know for a fact that you are wrong. Thanks for continuously proving my point about you being brainwashed.

[downlowkihei]

I prefer blaspheming commercials. gods are stupid excuses for people to be feeble minded

[got2liv4him]

opposed to kool-aid drinking atheists who can't see the forest for the trees?

the fool hath said in his heart there is no God.

[downlowkihei]

Spoken like a true brainwashed christian cult member.

[got2liv4him]

feeble minded are those who look at the intricacies of Creation, and call it an accident of chance, ignoring the impossibility of that happening.

Congratulations, you are what you hate!

[downlowkihei]

LOL. your cult has warped your mind. You believe for no other reason that because you were TOLD to. there is no evidence in the universe for what you are claiming. So stop making a fool of yourself. If you want to believe in invisable imaginary people in the sky like some mindless weirdo who can't think for himself then go ahead, But we aren't all as gullable as you. I hope you find truth and reality one day. there is a reason for terms like "faith" and "belief", Thats all they are.

[got2liv4him]

Psalms 19:1-3

1 To the chief Musician, A Psalm of David. The heavens declare the glory of God; and the firmament showeth his handiwork.

2 Day unto day uttereth speech, and night unto night showeth knowledge.

3 There is no speech nor language, where their voice is not heard.

you have no idea what I have been taught. YOU are making up imaginary people when you try to create a straw man of me that is easy to defeat.

[downlowkihei]

Exactly as I said. You can't tink for yopurself so you just copy crap from the bible. you are brainwashed and you have proven it here better than i could. i pity you because you will never have true joy in life. You worship a fantasy and its sad that your whole life is based on NOTHING. thanks for proving my point again.

[got2liv4him]

you have yet to prove the Bible is fantasy... as it has been defended for years from much smarter atheists than you (who actually think rationally) and has stood the test of time...

again you don't even know me or what I worship or how I came to this conclusion... you have made up an image of ALL Christians (that would make you a bigot) and have imposed that image on me, because in your feeble mind, that makes it easier to deal with.

[downlowkihei]

And I believe it was the CHRISTIANS who murdered with the kool aid, but its funny how in your twisted mind its the other way around. Face it. you belong to an evil murderous cult.

[got2liv4him]

they were not Christians by any stretch of the imagination, but again with the straw men.

I realize that you are all emotional, and that is probably why you can't think rationally, but Christianity can only be defined by its revelation, which a true Christian believes is the Bible, therefore those who committed this atrocity of depravity, could not rightly call themselves Christians... but keep on calling them that if it soothes you.

[downlowkihei]

No you are wrong yet again. It WAS Jim Jones. another of your christian cult leaders who killed with the kool aid. You really have lost your mind and are way out of touch from reality.

[got2liv4him]

re-read... Jim Jones was no Christian... the religion he propagated had nothing to do with Christianity.

Christianity is a revealed religion... you can't do whatever you want and call yourself a Christian.

Really, be rational and read what is said. Take off the blinders of your preconceptions and think for yourself!

[downlowkihei]

you're wrong again. He was christian, just like you. get your head out of your ass. While it was fun to watch you make a fool of yourself with your delusions, now it is becoming depressing.

[got2liv4him]

the burden is on you to prove that he was... i am a Christian... jim Jones wasn't even close!

that would be like me calling you hitler, because your religion is the same!

you are irrational and emotional. don't kid yourself to think what you've always been taught from failing govm education is true! you have to search this out for yourself. it is as impossible for science to prove God as well as it is to disprove Him. you have to see for yourself!

call me when you open your mind a little!

[downlowkihei]

jesus christ you are stupid. jim Jones was in fact a christian. there is no disputing it because it is fact. I know christians don't deal well with facts, but there you are. And I am not emotional at all i am speaking the truth and you are speaking the words your religion told you to say. showing me that you aren't able to think for yourself. no need to reply. You are quite boring.

[got2liv4him]

I don't think you know what a Christian is? that's ok, it's probably our fault for most of us not knowing ourselves.

Jim Jones was as much a Christian as Joseph Smith, he wasn't. And I should know, because I am one.

you have the burden of proof, and just stating "there is no disputing it because it is fact" is not proof. you argue like a teenager.

I think anyone who has read our "conversation" can plainly see which one of us is rational, and which one of us is emotional and illogical.

Blessings

[downlowkihei]

it is fact. you are mental. its funny that you are the one who believes in imaginary magic invisable people in the sky and you say that I am the one who isn't rational. You are hilarious. Keep fooling yourself.hahahahahaha

[xforce300]

1 minute,6seconds into the video

[ComedyIsPhilosophy]

oooooooo, haha i did, i think its called a hail mary, when you move your hands over your chest or whatever and then i said amen. i'm not really christian and i'm not a blasphemer but i just thought this was funny.

[AnHonestChristian]

The Hail Mary is a prayer adoring and beseeching the mother of God. The sign of the cross is made in remembrance one's baptism or salvation, when the trinitarian formula ("in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit") is evoked either during mass or prayer.

[xforce300]

Hey man,what is that thing you did at about 1:06???