Green Wing - The Alphabet Song

[MadcapMacabre]

0:31 is actually entirely impossible to replicate...ever xD

[4children4home]

Pmsl, genius. Statham is a legend.

[DaveBrum90]

J is for jiggly jugs!

[crackinthewallful]

No pompous twats hahahahahaha

[jamfabulous]

M is for mmmmehmmmem ohhhhhh oh ohhhh

[Dedokai32]

i - is bloody pissed off, you bloody bastard, oh cock off, gotta love statham and his colloquialisms

[lizomzimba]

and, and M is mmmmmnnnnnnnoohh and OHHH.... PENIS IS FOR P!!!!!!!

[Rowzeeh]

U is a Bastard!

[DarkHeart793]

I desperately want to post this piece of genius onto my Facebook wall, but no one else will know what the hell it is!

[VanishingWish]

@breebw You mean nigger? I'd say nigger isn't too bad. Cunt is probably worse than nigger.

[johnnyontube]

funniest character ever hahahaha

[breebw]

N is for, for...nnn,  I know what he was going to say for "N" the naughty boy. The worst word in the world!!

[Brassur]

"PENIZ is for P!"

[elektrikcokernut]

Lady lips is L and W is for wanky wank!!

[LostSubsForever]

That's in Harrow!! I used to go to school near there!! :D

[mort1990]

S is for shits and slits and TINY TITS IS T

[superkake89]

V is for Vagina gets me every time for some reason!! I love Mark Heap, he always plays such bizarre and hilarious characters!

[ardendweller3791]

"X-ray is for Z"

[nhung207]

Omigod, what he did for letter V =)) I'm laughing so hard =))

[v3n3num]

"nnnn...mmmmm..mmmm...nn..nnn - oooOOOOOooooh!" makes me insanely laughing to death!!! Ahahahahahahahahahahahahah X-D

[0790a]

I had forgotten how brilliant this show was.

[bentotheji]

I love how even at the end 'Cock Of!'

Is also his word for the letter C.

[f1lby]

Oh Mark Heap we love you......

[InterviewWithTheKat]

I'm not particularly patriotic, but this makes me proud to be British.

[insainiac33]

Fucking Yes, haha.

[mattagate01]

I love it on F he just changes tone completely

[taliatv]

i haven't laughed so much for ages, this is brilliant.

love this show!!

[30Galleons]

Love the A and B as he's being shoved out the shop; saying it as if it's something they must hear.

[MrBooojangles]

Best modern comedy programme ever, LOL.

[djb66v2]

Notice at 0.17 the sign in the background says "no pompous twats" sheer genius in view of the brilliant son being delivered in the foreground!

[tunercvr]

@djb66v2 Extra twist: they put an apostrophe in both pompous and twats :D

[ofxxxthexxxflowers]

oh cock off!

[yorksiregal]

peenius is for p lmao

[astromelody]

I love the "No Pompous Twats" sign in the background, genius! xD

[01cravend]

it was in series 2 in the episode where the film crew come to the hospital

[imawindow]

A is for appendectomy B is for barium C is for cystitis defibrilates for D E is for echocardiography F is a fucking director G is for gobshite he is a bastard is H I is bloody pissed of J is for jiggly jugs K is for kicking arse lady lips is L M mmmmmm...is..mmmmm

[oAngrySalado]

why, why even waste time and do that.

[imawindow]

OOOH!! penis is for P Q is for queer R is for rectum S is for shits and slits tiny tits is T U, u are a bastard! V is for vagina W is for wanky wanking y-fronts is for Y xz-ray is for XZ A is an asshole B is a bastard!

[CocaColaQueenBee]

C is for cock off!

[beashubird]

Don't worry, You're not going crazy- I know which one you mean.

Ohhh That one is great too. Different though:/

Lol.

[colliourebee]

Excellent character, can't imagine anyone else playing him better than ths.

[danundertheice]

J is for jiggly juggs...Oh how I laugh!!!

[fifelassie91]

Ooooh cock off!

[AnnoyingLittleShit]

Haha, X just had to be for X-Ray.

[theark78]

Q is for Quere

Me? im not quere no! lol love him soo much !! Alan is amaizng

xxx

[Ruthbug]

pahahah

[xxlauraloo88xx]

i actually love this man! my favourites are m, n and o!!!

[TrampolineRasslingUK]

greatest thing.

Ever.

Full stop.

End of.

[albertnalice]

haha wanky wank

[xDoYouLoveMex]

"Oh, COCK OFF!"

At the end

lmao!

[TimoteiAIDS]

F's for fucking director, G is for gobshite, And heeee, he is a bastard as H, And I is bloody pissed off! J is for jiggly juggs, And K is for kicking arse, And lady lips is L, And M is mmm, N is for no, And O is OOOOOH, And PENIS is for P, And Q is for queer, NO i'm not queer, not me, no you are.

[Eggs4Eva]

ahhhh this is sooo funny! mark heap is a comic genius!

[vhreio]

Awesome sign in the background, "No pompous twats"

[mordi177]

i remember another alphabet song. Think it was in the latter part of the series. Is this clip on youtube? If not, could someone post it please?

[ZePhYrWaKeR]

Q is for Queer.. I'm not queer not me!

[buddyboy68]

this man is a legend in every way!

[keetsmay]

haha x-ray is for z!!!

[Sandbox222]

marvelous

[xsophie15x]

lmao this is soo funny. I loved this series soo much!!

[mattmaloneypresents]

good stuff Mark Heap. "v is for vagina, w is for wanky wank! o cock off"

[washgirl1992]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm oh and O O !!

[moonlightlupine]

LMAO@f is for fucking director

Alan Statham is such a geek XD

[nala45]

i love how x is for x-ray

[rangeo88]

LOL

[jamesbloob]

this video is hilarious, B is for barium lol

[SwedishFantasy]

Hahahah....Alan just cracks me up. He is soooo funny and it`s obvious that he has more then one scruw loose ^_^

[cozza1995]

could u tri to get the one with guy and martin wen guys asking him questions about the buring house and the little girl the mom and the psyco killer plz ??

[NeoSync05]

What the hell were you watching?! Its hillarious!

[HdDan13]

lol, cock off! love it :-)

[nay160891]

heee, he, he is a bastard is H, I is bludy pissed off!!!! roflmfao!!!!

[hotzappa11]

"u, you is a bastard!" lol "oh, cock off!"

[sophliv]

haha funny, i love alan statham! have you got the one where he talks to joanna about how he has found jesus and how he "marches to a different beat" i really like that one.

[baadhshah]

oh queer am not queer

[bendizzler]

K is for kicking arse

[honeythorn]

the action for vagina is fantastic

[mattco89]

I is bloody pissed off... LMAO

[sampake]

"W is for wanky wank" lmao

[TobeUK]

mark heap is always so intense and over the top, statham's his best character yet- nice one :)

[plokijuhyhaz]

"And M.. mmmm...mm... mmmm... N is no... Ohhh!... Penis is for P!"

[daliscape]

I is bloody pissed off !! me 2 Alan lol.

[sophiedw]

Actually love him!! Alan Statham is my life :)

[Jodelplane]

And U...is a bastard!

[prettyvibe]

L is for lady lips, classic

[Schmurgan]

theres noone i love more than mark heap!

[daliscape]

wot not even your own mother lol

[sarahboden]

Wicked! Thanks for this video!

[indiechick06]

"C is cystitus! (pause), Diphibrilate's for D! that's how it goes yes"

[guysbitch]

I love this song more than words can say.

[littlezazz]

Q is for queer NO I'M NOT QUEER!!!

[Sunslayer]

Alan statham is fucking awesome.

[spursgurl]

I love the way he says vagina!

[MagicalCarrot]

HAHAHAHAHA, lmao, I literally couldn't breathe for about 3 minutes I was laughing so hard when I saw this!

"Q is for queer, NO no I'm not queer! R is for rectum..."

L.m.a.o. ^_^ Thank you!

[catdavies89]

LMAO HAHAHAHAHA my brother knows all of this! Class

[aza0]

oh cock of lmao

[benderette]

Oh I love this scene

[fzoe]

I love love love green wing.

"I is bloody pissed off"

Pure genius.

x

[XLucyVX]

I lvoe the sign in the background saying no pompous twats. xx

[kimbo72]

I love Statham. You bloody bastard!

[vicsvamp]

OMFG YES! You really don't know how much this will please my friend Tom. He does the BEST impression of Statham. He's been singing this since it first aired xD