Patrice O'Neal - The Nasty Show (Part 2)

[Jaahhk]

one of the coolest parts about his acts in my opinion is that it doesn't seem all written out... it's like he just went on stage and started talking and going on a rant about stuff... and he incorporates the crowd in it a lot and stuff, it's more spontaneous than other comedians. funny guy

[MrChrisbwee]

I love how he aims the crazy sex positions bit at the table that was disgusted throughout!

[JeffTheDude777]

It seems so unreal that Patrice is gone...

[Lebbz]

Funniest thing is that women are laughing the loudest.

[abcman08]

25 people have been poltergeisted.

[Squeaky4CC]

theres me thinking souljaboy made up spiderman that hoe

[BigBoss97531]

@Squeaky4CC No Soulja boy was superman it's a bit different but just as funny. You come on a girls back and then you stick a red sheet to it. lolol

[BigBoss97531]

@BigBoss97531 *cum

*cum

[Candidkatchick]

What is the name of the host?

[CoolerKing37]

@Candidkatchick Bobby Slayton.

[Stevensc33]

he was one funny mother fucker

[clashcityy]

chicken cutlett

[Thanquol180]

you know bitches troll youtube just to dislike videos

[Hamiltonamelia1]

R.I.P 2 the funniest comedian of His time!!

[reda166]

23 people got Houdini'd.

[ArtemisFunk]

@reda166 lol its up to 25 now

[ArtemisFunk]

@reda166 lol its up to 25 now

[ArtemisFunk]

@reda166 lol its up to 25 now

[monteral12]

RIP truly original man

[bigron8070]

RIP YOU BIG FUNNY NEGRO!! YOU WILL BE MISSED!!

[bfmstanford]

Loved him. He went where others would not even if the audience wan not going to laugh at it. They knew he was telling the truth. Saw him at the Comedy Store in NYC - best live comedy I have seen - he was great with hecklers which is hard to show on a TV special.

[rubykid15]

I was sad as hell when I heard the news. R.I.P man. One of the greatest comedians left us >:

[WestCoastRedskin]

fukin luv this..rest in power

[nicoya415cal]

your amazing dogg... thank you for bringing me so much happiness...

see you in Heaven Big Dawg..

[ellehcaR911]

</3

[KMO325]

I hope I'm not the only one who remembers him from the Chappelle Show.

[CrushNazT]

@KMO325 i remember him being on there, i cant exactly remember what skit(s) it was though. got a link?

[KMO325]

@CrushNazT Don't have the link but I remember the it was the Player Hatter's Ball sketches.

[Restless0786]

R.I.P. to one of the funniest comedians I have ever seen

[MrGerryFarmerComedy]

see ya in heaven patrice

[BadRat32]

TA DA!!!!! LMAO!!

[queensplayers]

"I deserved it, too!"

[1Hannibal33]

Im gonna roll up in ball and cry. One of best to ever do it. You were sooo funny and sooo smart. R.I.P. Patrice we all miss you

[CBR44]

RIP Patrice...

[lanni260]

ohh jesus....i just laughed my ass off...RIP PATRICE!!!.....the laughter got quiet today

[Twanizzle]

R.I.P from Montreal, you killed it.

[mstaylorjames]

RIP, Dude.

[BGxJETxLIFE]

R.I.P. Big Guy

[doomsy]

i love when he laughs at his own jokes, that shit is hilarious. he has the best laugh ever.

[islespatrick]

ANGRY PIRATE 

[AMagicalUsername]

3 fingers? LOL That's some sloppy shit bro LOL Get well man

[jasonlammons]

FISH-HOOKER!!!!!!

[garchomp119568]

I was laughing the whole vid

[soulrazL]

IM HERE!!!!!! LOL

[tupac4life1989]

i seriously laughed so hard my sides hurt..dam patrice..

[TheSoundOfATitan]

LMAOOOOO " YOU EVER POLTERGEIST HER "

[cmuratf73]

This what I call comedy genuis, if you're going to curse during a comedy show, you better make it the funniest, like Patrice did, that was genuis, pure & simple.

[NilClassic]

ta dah

[LukaszDiskra]

that shit happened to me this bitch was riding and squirted all over my face first thing i did is call my boy to let him know lol

[patrick112233]

instead of the chicken cutlet..... its called the "SHAKE AND BAKE"

[ninjarlou]

poltergiest is the david blaine! lol!

[HOODYWOODRECORDS]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!

[Bmatikbeatz]

The Poltergeist joke was Super FUNNY!!!!!!!! XD

[thedarksideofbetty]

Patrice O'Neal is a racist cunt.

[ajpoopieschitz]

the really funny thing is, when i was 20 thats how i used to finger pop girls lolz

[tpstrat14]

donkey punch... now that was fucked up

[alicemudgarden123]

Chicken cutlet

[CRMunir1]

I was crying all through this..

[mooseknuckle51]

That's why you don't fuck at a beach! Why is that the name a popular ladydrink?

[alicemudgarden123]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh uhhh uhhh huhhhuhhhhh YOU CAME IN MY FACE! D:

[macclovin97]

LMAOOOO THIS NIGGGGGA DUMB!!!!!!!!!

[newarkboy22]

I met Patrice yesterday, super cool person.

[KennyThrusts]

I'd rank him w/ Louis CK as the funniest comedians out right now!

Hilarious, & brilliant!

[MrSimpleFuc]

this dude is awesome hahaha

[ROFLSoldiers]

ROFL Chicken Cutlet ROFL !

[Mark23JC]

20 people had a darth vader'er

[kabeebey]

Fish face lmoa:)

[VicVaselino1]

I jerk evil out every day.

[xntrickk]

LOL, the chicken cutlet had me going!!!

[MRbossman1982]

i want to try the spiderman lol.

[MRbossman1982]

the 20 people who  down voted this video hate life way to much.

[MasterLacho]

Toilet humour. Not funny enough to be real comedy.

[PHEDDiMiNDGoNE]

itz like ,, ur fuckn on the beach ,, and ur dick slipps out on tha sand and u jus put it bak in

[TheViva11]

I won't be surprised if he admits he likes trannies.

[sephyiroth]

As nasty as this nigga got, you can agree all the shit he saying is funny lmaooo

[PoniesThatBite]

Brilliant show cheers.He kills on O & A. He's definitely going to hit the bigtime.A year or two and this guy will be global.

[negadelph]

@PoniesThatBite he's been around for awhile and had a show that was like tosh.0 before tosh.0 came out....he is what he is, but hopefully he gets another shot at something big...

[casper123]

Hilarious, laughed out loud!!!

[legacy917]

i just spit my jack and ginger all over my keypad...

[kandinskyforfootball]

"jus wraps around your dick, shock pussy supposed to be amzing" - Hahaha

[MrShyke]

there is the superman cum-when u cum on her back and she wakes up in the morning with the blanket stick to it

u have the pink panther cum-u cum on her eye,punch it and mix the blood with the cum

ahhahaha

[ZombieKiller766]

I really hate when he says" i gotta go yall" he is fuckin hilarious xD

[Ultra80s]

Jerking off - The answer to all that is evil.

[MixedProduce2187]

Chicken Cutlet = Screaming Pelican

[Zorviath86]

Patrice is the best.

[panso]

xaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa



[lennygraves]

Funny ass fuck!!!!

[ladycj3113]

lol....I like the spiderman one...lol

[danrjns7]

WTF! Donkey Punch her! LOL I have never heard of any of them! LMAO!!!

[davidar3]

Funny Shit

[blackop013]

14 women have watched this video.

[vanillaspice007]

hahahahah sounds like my kinda party lolol

[omocuz]

Yea I did too and that's when

I started looking him up. He is so so so hilarious

[d3javoodoo]

It should be illegal to laugh thus hard...******

[metalobsessedsoul204]

get out air bloop!!

[monkeypies3]

hahahhahahaah im tryin that whodini shit

[GS300pusha]

YOOOO, I'm tryin the spiderman!

[AUSROTTENY2K]

Anyone see Patrice's hour special last night??? Sooo fucking hilarious XD

[Kingfonte13]

@AUSROTTENY2K i did and after i watched it i got on youtube and started looking up his videos

[oAPXo]

Ta-daaaaaaa!!!!

[smokePR0]

thumbs up if u think the 14 people who dislikes this are virgins and cleary didnt get any of his jokes

[JustAWasteOfTime]

"You ever Darth Vader her?"

[phohead]

Patrice O'neal is an underrated comic genius. He should have had a late night talk show years ago. He could wipe the floor with Leno, Fergurson, or Lopez.. He needs to be where he is not to censored . maybe Comedy central or just late enough, maybe Spike.

[mrtundra45]

This guy should teach Sex Education.............at Elementary schools

[RantNRavinFection]

poltergeist is awesome, i'd just some lesbian with a strap on though

[xSlipknotik]

How can people not like this? Do you not have a sense of humor?

[trainwreck604]

lol the angry pirate

[MrGreco2100]

He's educational, he was showing how to make a girl squirt from a g-spot orgasm, but I couldn't agree with his morality.

[Cxaxakluth]

Man, that was fucking hilarious! I totally want to try all of these, minus the poltergeist, on my girl. lol

[Frankenpalin]

Tadaaaaaaaaaaa !!

[ZainCannon]

Half of this shit sound so wrong...but practical nonetheless. This is definitely too funny for TV.

Houdini one is fucking genius. 8D

[AFG991]

Tried the Houdini after trying this haahhahaha this dude is hilarious!!

[diamont7788]

hahahaha yea man, poltergeist hahahahahaha

[Prophet006]

How the hell does Patrice not have his own show yet???

[roasdirector]

Just 13 people have had such sexual experiences and are propably from the female race..............

[KingSeats]

HILARIOUS come on its comedy lighten up ladies

[BajaEscapade]

@girasoledonna you're a loser to get mad at comedy. That's why your sex life is as good as condaleeza rice's. I would never waste 1 day with a woman with your feminist views you cobweb pussy having loser. I bet a lot of dudes would hate a girlfriend like you let alone a wife I'd cheat on your ass just for not letting me watch the superbowl because cheerleaders are being displayed as sex objects.

[roasdirector]

@BajaEscapade I guess u are trying to make this kitty cat angry dont you?

;)

[darkblitzrz8]

shock pussy ,.... om g the best

[eescobar719]

@girasoledonna Make a pie, broad.

[MusicJew158]

I love how he keeps going despite the audience. He doesn't give a shit and he is feigning obliviousness heh

[misermania]

2:33 = Classic

[aqinthe]

Gorilla mask! 

[allynbyrd]

Aaarrrrr!

[bluemagicsmurf]

hahaha chicken cutlet lol

the funniest was teh Hoodini lol

[bboyagent]

There's NO SPACE for shit!

[williiamm23]

@bboyagent cause my dick needs room. respect!!

[filthyfew77]

poltergeist was the best lol ill give it a go

[danpats1]

I like the "Houdini"

[sofaking27]

waaaaaa she came in my face!!!!!

[akvedukt]

4.35 is that Dante Nero?

[HolaBabyMilo]

at 5:40 after the spider man joke the lady in the crowd is laughing mad hard lmao

[caltrof]

holyy shit!! Patrice is the best

[PlushieMutant]

It makes me super mad that there are no fun sex moves for womens. There's the "Naughty Edward", but what the hell else?

Prolly why it pisses 'em off so bad. Hee.

[CoolerKing37]

@PlushieMutant Naughty Edward? Please explain.

[Cotdayum]

i wanna try that pirate thing lol cotdayum :D

[Bulldog22031]

There's no space for nothing inside that vagina! hahahahahahahaha

[BEHOLDtheGUNNER]

Laughed so hard i was crying.."poltergeist" lmao that's awesome

[Sorcoral]

oh yeah, goin for the g spot!

[shanco1869]

ah ha ha, theres no space for noffin

[Cardboardbocs]

TAA-DAH!

[JohnMRay]

Houdini takes the cake!

[TimTehPilot]

yo she just came in my fast!

[AL13NM]

Fish Faces!

[girasoledonna]

I cannot believe that in our FUCKING so called evolved society that somebody with this kind of HATE comedy towards women is allowed to speak - and that WOMEN actually WATCH HIM and PAY HIM! Makes me so angry.

[LooChenko]

@girasoledonna

Thumbs up. This comment is almost as funny as the stand up.

[keyblade280]

@girasoledonna its vuz your worthless get back in the kitchen and make me a samich

[tylaslad]

@girasoledonna Clearly You have never seen the dice man watch him them make a comment or even better watch sam kinison doing stand up you'll see that patrice is actually just a funny guy

[zuneboy100]

@girasoledonna CHILL OuT Lady!! Its just comedy. This is why uptight people should not watch comedy because they take the shit too seriously.I have seen plenty of female comedians bash about men and not one time did I feel disrepected.

[Blundetto]

@girasoledonna Take it easy you sill cunt !

[STILLEGAL]

@girasoledonna LooChenko got it right, but I found your comment even more hilarious than Patrice's stand-up. You keep up the good work! ;-)

[cdzdabeast]

@girasoledonna He didnt say anything about HATEFUL in this comedy hell he only degrade women once at 1:48 to 1:57 and that kinda true alot of women dont like facials sexaul though. N this all about sex not women if he was gay or there was alot of homos. in the crowd the he could have made the same jokes about dudes beside the one joke n that doneky punch bc men dont have vigina n the 1st have bc he talks about vigina. this is all my OPINION & im a guy so mayb thats y is not so bad

[CherryTripping]

@girasoledonna i'm sensitive to that kinda thing - and i did not think he was being hateful at all. He says shes got to be into it and some other things im not going to recite. What made you think that, that got you so mad?

[MAZ1N00]

@girasoledonna Wah Wah Wah stop your crying, and get back in the kitchen .

[TJx032]

@girasoledonna make me a sandwich.

[180crazy]

@girasoledonna lol u mad?

[madenation101]

spider-man her lmfao

[meushubris]

'I Jerk Out Evil Everyday'...

[Silverspecks]

I had to pause this right after he said "you ever poltergeist her?" and I started laughing my ass off (but it wasn't the first time during this clip).

[vestman95]

I wanna Spiderman some bitch!

[theysawus]

"sit down comedy"

[CrypticVision]

lmao @ "Gorilla Masking"

[racingheart2o9]

@CrypticVision that shit is hilarious. who thinks of these things? haha

[JackHorny77]

This cat is defintely underated.

[iSOBigD]

@JackHorny77 He's just bad at business. Listen to the clip with him doing a job interview on Opie and Antohny.

[snapcrackleandpop99]

omg. someone's been reading urban dictionary for a bit too long. woah, the sick shit 13 year old boys make up on that.

[santeron]

When I heard about the "Houdini" I felt off my chair laughing!

[keithkool92]

Fackin funny ass shit!!!

[drewluv89]

get out air, cause my dick needs ROOM!

[sidhom1111]

You ain't gotta fuckin' pee! Shush hahaha

[BabrahamDinkin]

The scary thing is I'd heard of every one of those sex moves except the chicken cutlet. We called the "poltergeist" the "houdini" though, and the bearded one the "Abe Lincoln".

One other worthy one is what I like to call the superman, where you cum on a girls hair/neck, and when its dried out the next morning the sheet is attached to her like a cape. The mexican waterfall is when youre about to cum, and tell her a joke, then bust in her mouth, so she laughs and your cum comes out her nose.

[zuneboy100]

@BabrahamDinkin That superman is funny! I'm surprised Patrice did not think of that :D

[wade239]

hahaha! theres no space for nothing! lmfao

[MizzHelena]

hahahhahahaaa!!!!! LMAO

[adurgaram]

Hahahahaha, this is awesome !!!!!

[barflaaj]

whahahahaha lol

[barflaaj]

now that's funny!

[RotterdamseJeffrey]

After seing this, a friend of my told it to a couple of women, and they did the Spiderman with lotion in his face :-) hahaha