The whole Alpha/Church thing is confusing, but here's what I can tell.
All the AIs were parts of Alpha broken up into sections and put into freelancers (Delta was Logic, Epsilon was anger I think) but then the alpha got killed, along with all the other AIs apart from Epsilon. So now the only remaining part of Church is Epsilon and The ORIGINAL, older Church, the former Director. Hard to think of anyone apart form the Alpha version of Church as Church for me >:( Feels more like he's the original.
@HazzaChannel umm the lore is freelancer project got 1 ai so they fragmented the ai into smaller peices of the ai. Alpha is the original and Epsilon is the memory (thats the only ai important for the story now atm) So Cabooose is telling it what has happened in red vs blue so basically it will be church since it remembers everything church did
@Mrnentendoman Yeah thanks, Epsilon is the memory of the pain Alpha went through, that's why Wash didn't want it anymore, forgot about that (even though it says memory is the key, I'm stupid XD). Yeah, I've watched all the other before this, thanks.
@sammuel117 He's The Alpha. or was. After season 6 a E.M.P destroyed all the A.I's including Alpha, or Church. The Church in this season is from the other A.I, Epsilon.
@MrGalaxyMovies oh yeah i figurec that out.its kind of ironic tho,because i figured that out like RIGHT after i commented that.but the new church is just memories of church,not a fully revived church,right?
Well at least I don't go around , knocking on people's nondoors and promising them cookies then NOT GIVING THEM COOKIES!!!!!........ I'M LEAVING!!!!!!
swear sarg really is dummer than caboose i mean when you look at it caboose is an innocent dumb but sarg is a ingnorant dumb but caboose isnt always dumb somtimes he is actually pretty smart caboose is now offcially my favorite charachter
Caboose: Well at least I don't go around, knocking on people's non-doors, and promising them cookies, and then not giving them cookies! (pause) I'M LEAVING!!!!
Caboose: Well at least I don't go around, knocking on people's non-doors, and promising them cookies, and then not giving them cookies! (pause) I'M LEAVING!!!!
Caboose: Well at least I don't go around, knocking on people's non-doors, and promising them cookies, and then not giving them cookies! (pause) I'M LEAVING!!!!
Caboose: Well at least I don't go around, knocking on people's non-doors, and promising them cookies, and then not giving them cookies! (pause) I'M LEAVING!!!!
I hate when people go around knocking on peoples non-doors promising cookies and not giving them cookies!!!! *Walks into base*...* comes back out* I'm leaving!!!
What do I want, do you have any cookies? You have to give us your demands. I DEMAND COOKIES. well at least I don't go knocking on peoples non-doors and offering them cookies. Hahahahaha
"its not pink.......it's lightish red.."
SecretAgentBob2123 4 hours ago in playlist Red vs. Blue Season 7 "Recreation"
caboose reminds me of tobuscus
PCPFilmz 21 hours ago in playlist Red vs. Blue Season 7 "Recreation"
sarg: they killing him in there caboose: sorry i stept on youre head
jackononhack 1 day ago in playlist Sesong 7
hes resting... comfeterbubly
HALOREACH4THAWIN 1 day ago
Ask caboose a math question his answer is.... COOKIES!
Stolenii 1 day ago
Is Donut using a different voice actor now?
braelone 1 day ago
I want cookies
TRACKMAN810 2 days ago
Your right Grif. Pendejo doesn't mean "that way." It means "stupid" :)
steelerfanx787 2 days ago in playlist Season 7
"my mom told me to not go around tucking in something of anyone else's" LOL i love caboose XD
TheFunnykid33 2 days ago in playlist Season 7 2
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"Well, at least i dont go knocking on peoples non doors, and promising cookies, and NOT GIVING THEM COOKIES!"
LOL
SuperRandomToast 2 days ago
Pizza
ipodnum3 4 days ago
lol i kinda wanna see caboose's reaction to a nuke strike
TheTabascodragon 4 days ago in playlist Season 7
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Grif: it's pink.
Simmons: its annoying.
Sarge:and its got a spring it's step.
Soo the Reds know Pinkie Pie?
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Grif: it's pink.
Simmons: its annoying.
Sarge:and its got a spring it's step.
Soo the Reds know Pinkie Pie?
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Grif: it's pink.
Simmons: its annoying.
Sarge:and its got a spring it's step.
Soo the Reds know Pinkie Pie?
namenotfound404error 5 days ago in playlist Season 7
Grif: it's pink.
Simmons: its annoying.
Sarge:and its got a spring it's step.
Soo the Reds know Pinkie Pie?
namenotfound404error 5 days ago in playlist Season 7
y they no give him his cookies
nightmarewolftony 5 days ago
I DEMAND COOKIES!!!
darkenigma771 6 days ago in playlist Season 7
caboose and sarge should argue more thumbs up if you agree
SilviotheBlade1 6 days ago
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tdub585 1 week ago in playlist Season 7
"TUCKER? Are you in there? Why did you shrink> And why are you talking like a pirate?" Goddamn Caboose makes me soooo damn happy.
CrashDown1stVFW 1 week ago in playlist Season 7 3
caboose:hes resting ....comfortably
Grif:sounds ominous
mizozoshadow3 2 weeks ago
who saw the secret discount code at the end???
SuperRandomMan1000 2 weeks ago
I DEMAND COOKIES
D77Dylan 2 weeks ago 4
lol, grif and simmons traded places :-)
hogworts20 2 weeks ago
0:11 Caboose said MUFFIN MAN!!! Thumbs up if u heard that
DaEmonX555 2 weeks ago
I can't believe Sarge doesn't know about Caboose's habit to say and want stupid things.
TuxedoPlayer 2 weeks ago
U can hear someone laugh at 4:06
Creed8213 3 weeks ago
I love how whenever anyone falls over in RvB they spaz the fuck out while doing so.
Fireworkatheart 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 7
aww caboose your not dumb
wdfsmdu 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 7
"I DEMAND COOKIES!"
1234aria 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 7 11
@1234aria I love that part!
fishbones499 1 day ago
@a199719971997 Joel Heyman
blahblah6070 3 weeks ago
I wonder who did cabooses voice?
a199719971997 3 weeks ago
Actually Epsilon is the A.I that stored all of the Alphas memories, not just the pain.
Awesommnator22 3 weeks ago
COOKIE RAGE!!!
hopesy97 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 7
The whole Alpha/Church thing is confusing, but here's what I can tell.
All the AIs were parts of Alpha broken up into sections and put into freelancers (Delta was Logic, Epsilon was anger I think) but then the alpha got killed, along with all the other AIs apart from Epsilon. So now the only remaining part of Church is Epsilon and The ORIGINAL, older Church, the former Director. Hard to think of anyone apart form the Alpha version of Church as Church for me >:( Feels more like he's the original.
HazzaChannel 3 weeks ago
@HazzaChannel umm the lore is freelancer project got 1 ai so they fragmented the ai into smaller peices of the ai. Alpha is the original and Epsilon is the memory (thats the only ai important for the story now atm) So Cabooose is telling it what has happened in red vs blue so basically it will be church since it remembers everything church did
Mrnentendoman 3 weeks ago
@HazzaChannel oh and fyi im assuming you have watched reconstruction
Mrnentendoman 3 weeks ago
@Mrnentendoman Yeah thanks, Epsilon is the memory of the pain Alpha went through, that's why Wash didn't want it anymore, forgot about that (even though it says memory is the key, I'm stupid XD). Yeah, I've watched all the other before this, thanks.
HazzaChannel 3 weeks ago
what the fuck is happening? Grif is sarge's buddy now and simmons is the lazy one.
3DISEASE 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 7
SOMETIMES?!?!?!?!
DBSGamingGuide 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 7
MUFFIN MAN!!!
DarkWolfBlood001 4 weeks ago in playlist Red vs Blue: Recreation, Revelation, And Season 9
@0TheXRunedXLegends0 lol yah. Perversion is all it takes haha
svengeance 4 weeks ago
this show would suck without joel and geoffs lazy ass
malmandy 1 month ago in playlist More videos from RoosterTeeth
"at least i dont go nocking on peoples none doors and promising cookies and NOT GIVING THEM COOKIES""
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@arctrooperproduction Yah but I want tucker back!!!! He's like a digital version of myself lol
svengeance 1 month ago in playlist Season 7
@svengeance dout it
serventofchaos 1 month ago in playlist Season 7
@svengeance I'm like a real version of Tucker!
0TheXRunedXLegends0 1 month ago in playlist Season 7
@0TheXRunedXLegends0 lol im a real version of grif
mizozoshadow3 2 weeks ago
sometimes I think caboose is Sarge's long lost son.
ghostx2342 1 month ago in playlist Season 7
@martreb2 He was dehydrated from being in the desert for so long so he passed out from thirst he wasn't tired.
Jacobean951998 1 month ago
wait,is church a ghost or the alpha?
sammuel117 1 month ago in playlist Season 7
@sammuel117 He's The Alpha. or was. After season 6 a E.M.P destroyed all the A.I's including Alpha, or Church. The Church in this season is from the other A.I, Epsilon.
MrGalaxyMovies 1 month ago
@MrGalaxyMovies oh yeah i figurec that out.its kind of ironic tho,because i figured that out like RIGHT after i commented that.but the new church is just memories of church,not a fully revived church,right?
sammuel117 1 month ago
@sammuel117 yup
MrGalaxyMovies 1 month ago
@sammuel117 alpha but he refuses it and thinks hes a ghost then is back in orb form and forgot everything the end
roosterteethown 1 month ago
@roosterteethown i know,i found that out a while ago :)
sammuel117 1 month ago
Caboose, What do you want- cookies? They are armed with guns and accusing you for kidnapping... And you want cookies
DorkasaurusRex16 1 month ago
I love the fact that in season 9 tex gets a motorcycle irony
buzzblade100 1 month ago
@buzzblade100 thanks for the spoilers
Mohamed518 1 month ago in playlist Season 7
OMG! I almost couldnt breathe from laughter b/c of Caboose. had to pause b4 i suffocated or something.
xRagingxDemonx 1 month ago in playlist Red vs. Blue Season 7 "Recreation"
@PUR3P3RF3CT10N
orangeunicorn2009 1 month ago
Well at least I don't go around , knocking on people's nondoors and promising them cookies then NOT GIVING THEM COOKIES!!!!!........ I'M LEAVING!!!!!!
orangeunicorn2009 1 month ago
Caboose and Donut are so funny together.
Is Church still alive?
PUR3P3RF3CT10N 1 month ago in playlist Season 7
Gosh, sometimes I am so dumb.
I absolutely LOVE you Caboose. You should be my valentine. <3
AndILoveYou24 1 month ago in playlist Season 7
Hey guys, great to see you.
Wait . . .
unless you're here to blow me up . . .
then . . . not so great.
SafieLiverpool 1 month ago
wait why was donut so tired at the beggining?
martreb2 1 month ago in playlist Season 7
is it just me or does donut not sound quite right?
HidanReaper123 1 month ago in playlist Red v.s. Blue Recreation
Nobodys squezeing anybody!!!! XD lmao!!!
krisroikola 1 month ago
and also did he just say SOMETIMES hes dumb
canihazzombies 1 month ago in playlist More videos from RoosterTeeth
DIABOLICAL!!
Lucid3982 1 month ago in playlist Season 7
is tucker in your pocket ,are there cookies in your pocket
canihazzombies 1 month ago in playlist More videos from RoosterTeeth
It looks like 31 people also didnt get their cookies
Arny202 1 month ago
caboose is seriously my favorite blue hes so funny!!
superwindex 1 month ago in playlist Season 7
Donut wants a crotch rocket
rcsbama1 1 month ago in playlist Season 7
Sarge has a huge soft spot for Caboose,
They have spent so much time together, despite their sides.
I think that Sarge surprisingly has feelings for alot of the characters (even Grif) o.o
Muirbidul 1 month ago
@Muirbidul You are reading WAY toooooooo far into this, you know that, right?
Clockandt2 1 month ago
Caboose is a great negotiator
fallouTThreeKinG 1 month ago
WHERES THE COOKIES!?
Toeboat63 1 month ago
I DEMAND MUFFINMAN!
MrGalaxyMovies 1 month ago
@theabercrombie2013
Don't worry! I countered it!
TheYogfan555 1 month ago
Shit! I accidently disliked the video.. Time to go kill my self.
ThEAbErCrOmBiE2013 1 month ago in playlist Season 7
Negative we got a man in there!...well...you know..donut.
constabileod0504 1 month ago in playlist Season 7
Dear Rooster Teeth,
Thank you making Red vs Blue with Caboose and Donut. I don't know how this show would be what it is without them.
arctrooperproduction 1 month ago in playlist Season 7 112
@arctrooperproduction thank you for those touching words,fellow brother of the r.v.b. holy fanclub.*heavenly high pitched choire music*
sammuel117 1 month ago in playlist Season 7
@arctrooperproduction kiss ass
WARHERO1997 1 month ago in playlist Season 7
@arctrooperproduction woulda been on with just sarge and grff. but caboose and donut makes it twice as good... actually rl just caboose lol
animewarrior3 4 weeks ago in playlist Red vs. Blue Season 7 "Recreation"
I DEMAND COODKI
DanK3l14 1 month ago
Pocket Tucker is the best!
FindTheDomos917 1 month ago in playlist More videos from RoosterTeeth
are grif and simmons playing a prank on sarge?
silverwolf7791 2 months ago in playlist Season 7
Do you have any cookies.
MrSugarshane21 2 months ago
DONUT! JUST DONT TELL THEM WE HAVE LOPEZ BACK.
purefatdude2 2 months ago
I think that the super secret 10% discount code should have been "Discount code"
JulianMichael100 2 months ago in playlist Season 7
I.demand cookies!!!!!!! Lol.
MrMrdante13 2 months ago
@ darker31, I agree, he does seem wierd.
MrMrdante13 2 months ago
Coose
dude93891 2 months ago
call in a nuke strike?
Hawianer 2 months ago
MUFFINMAN!!!
sverredennye 2 months ago
pendejo = Dickhead
GiratinaN4 2 months ago in playlist Season 7
Donut: Where's Church?
Caboose: He's uh-it's kinda uhh... itturnsouthewasreallyacomputerprogrambasedonsomeguywhoranthefreelancerprojectthenhewentwithagentwashingtonhe'safreelanceranddestroyedalltheotherAIsthatwereleft.
well most of them
grifballa 2 months ago in playlist Season 7
is it me or Donut seems a little wierd
darker241 2 months ago in playlist Season 7
TUCK-TUCKER, he needs help.. find him....it's in the sand
anjas35012 2 months ago
I. Love. Caboose.
kcstar321 2 months ago in playlist Season 7
Is Caboose the blue in this video? I'm new to red vs blue.
shawnthetaco10 2 months ago
@shawnthetaco10 Yeah, Caboose is blue, Sarge is Red, Simmons is maroon, and Griff is orange
kcstar321 2 months ago in playlist Season 7
caboose is boss
ygoulmamine5 2 months ago
i demand cookies. thums up if u agree with caboose
xXjackXx4405 2 months ago in playlist Season 7 10
hold on pocket tucker
xXjackXx4405 2 months ago in playlist Season 7
"Well. At least i dont go around, knocking on peoples non doors, promising them cookies. And then not giving them cookies!"
shaneXtreame 2 months ago in playlist Season 7
lol i love you caboose :D
Drazon3312 2 months ago
Stepping on Doughnut's hand is probably the most harm Caboose has ever caused to anybody that wasn't on his team.
MrYoGamaGama 2 months ago in playlist Season 7
ewww hes sleeping nowones being sqeezed im just using my tools L0L
maxmanftw 2 months ago
What the? How long was I asleep this time?
Me: through the the whole video
Dark24Sonic 2 months ago
Now I want Cookies!!!
D1BonGo 2 months ago in playlist Season 7
I'm getting used to it.
werewolf1020 2 months ago
I HATE THE NEW-NEW YOUTUBE LAYOUT!!!!!!!!!!!
XxXSTOOPIDNAMEXxX 2 months ago
I DEMAND COOKIES!!!!!!
TheWeeworldfan 2 months ago in playlist Season 7 58
@ThePlatoon4 thanks
MrKebabGames 2 months ago
PAUSE AT 4:15 AND ON GRIFS RIGHT KNEE PAD AND YOU SEE A SMILEY FACE LIKE THIS :)
XBOXFREAK295 2 months ago in playlist Season 7
No one can rest in blue base comfterbably unless their a member of the lightish red army
MrKebabGames 2 months ago
@MrKebabGames comfortably :p
ThePlatoon4 2 months ago in playlist Season 7
I dont thinks thats a spoiler this episode was aired 2 years ago
MrKebabGames 2 months ago
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swear sarg really is dummer than caboose i mean when you look at it caboose is an innocent dumb but sarg is a ingnorant dumb but caboose isnt always dumb somtimes he is actually pretty smart caboose is now offcially my favorite charachter
bearguyful 2 months ago in playlist Season 7
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bearguyful 2 months ago in playlist Season 7
damn, now i want cookies.
raptormajor10 2 months ago in playlist Season 7
1:43 ... we thought he'd never say it
ATurtleToenail 2 months ago in playlist Season 7
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Caboose: Well at least I don't go around, knocking on people's non-doors, and promising them cookies, and then not giving them cookies! (pause) I'M LEAVING!!!!
LOL, love Caboose!
arctrooperproduction 2 months ago in playlist Season 7
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Caboose: Well at least I don't go around, knocking on people's non-doors, and promising them cookies, and then not giving them cookies! (pause) I'M LEAVING!!!!
LOL, love Caboose!
arctrooperproduction 2 months ago in playlist Season 7
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Caboose: Well at least I don't go around, knocking on people's non-doors, and promising them cookies, and then not giving them cookies! (pause) I'M LEAVING!!!!
LOL, love Caboose!
arctrooperproduction 2 months ago in playlist Season 7
Caboose: Well at least I don't go around, knocking on people's non-doors, and promising them cookies, and then not giving them cookies! (pause) I'M LEAVING!!!!
LOL, love Caboose!
arctrooperproduction 2 months ago in playlist Season 7
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arctrooperproduction 2 months ago in playlist Season 7
I DEMAND COOKIES!
GingerNinja232 2 months ago in playlist Season 7
Donuts no no cookies cookies!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hunter101251 2 months ago
i want cookies!
RegularShowDude100 2 months ago
did anyone else hear the cough in the background at 4:05?
mchief57 2 months ago in playlist Season 7
OMG CHUCK NORRIS SUPPORTS WORLD OF WARCRAFT!!!!
GollyGoshSensation 2 months ago in playlist Season 7
i want cookies O_O
russanoMasterchief 2 months ago
I hate it when people HAVE to quote everything everyone in A video says. STFU!
MarcelSoosay10 2 months ago in playlist Season 7
Caboose: "he's sleeping comfortbably" lol thumbs up if you know someone who is just like caboose
Scarecrow2274 2 months ago in playlist Season 7 2
why is donut passing out?
sportsangel24 2 months ago in playlist Season 7
@sportsangel24 he just walked from the dessert...he was with tucker
Jesseboy1610 2 months ago in playlist Season 7
@Jesseboy1610 what kind of dessert was he in?
i bet it was a cake.
PenguinLotion522 2 months ago in playlist Season 7
@PenguinLotion522 <------- watch out grammar Nazis in the area guys
Jesseboy1610 2 months ago
@sportsangel24 Hes Exhausted, he swam the entire way from Blood Gulch
AregonAres 2 months ago in playlist Season 7
SPOILER!
DONUTS BACK!
he was my favorite red...
mehgamer1 2 months ago in playlist Season 7 33
@mehgamer1 noway man grifs the best :P
Jesseboy1610 2 months ago in playlist Season 7
@mehgamer1 grif is my favorite red
Church is the best out of all of them
Caboose comes in a close second
PenguinLotion522 2 months ago in playlist Season 7
@mehgamer1 He dies permentally in season 8
DomeysSwagger 2 months ago in playlist Season 7
@mehgamer1 he was light red lololololololololololololololololololololol
origamiportals 2 months ago in playlist Season 7
@mehgamer1 it shows donut in like the first episode
charangan1 2 months ago in playlist Season 7
@mehgamer1 He came back at the end of last season!
BubbaUnit 2 months ago in playlist Season 7
Caboose reminds me of my friend
KelowGoKraZ 2 months ago
I DEMAND COOKIES!!!!! Lol
Idemandcookies1 2 months ago
no donut!!!!!!!!!!!!
halorules241 2 months ago
Oh sorry donut i stepped on your head are you ok.
snifflepup 3 months ago
Caboose: geez sometimes I'm so stupid *goes to donut and speaks to his pocket*
One second pocket Tucker! There is people outside who want to talk to me! xD
MineToCraft1999 3 months ago
I hate when people go around knocking on peoples non-doors promising cookies and not giving them cookies!!!! *Walks into base*...* comes back out* I'm leaving!!!
MineToCraft1999 3 months ago
HE TOLD YOU ABOUT OUR SECRET VEHICLE?!? DOUGHNUT, YOU IDIOT XD
thesimmist 3 months ago in playlist Season 7
this season seems kinda boring....its like a review of last season
MultiScarface7 3 months ago in playlist Season 7
Where was donut and Tucker last season?
etsawesome 3 months ago
@etsawesome On a secret spy mission in the desert! :D
Heater294 3 months ago
Is that a tucker in your pocket or are you just excited to see me?
Trentfoxnorth 3 months ago in playlist Red vs. Blue Season 7 "Recreation"
@halobeastization Yes there is
Potatoesyay 3 months ago
Is Tucker in your pocket??
masht3r 3 months ago in playlist Season 7
"I have message for the blue team"
" I know people on the blue team.... people on the inside"
thelouis091 3 months ago
What do I want, do you have any cookies? You have to give us your demands. I DEMAND COOKIES. well at least I don't go knocking on peoples non-doors and offering them cookies. Hahahahaha
1012maverick 3 months ago
You'd think they'd have realized that caboose isn't capable of hurting anyone...not on his team
ichypapower 3 months ago
sarge is not that dumb, he just jumps to conclusions too early
MrCATDANNY 3 months ago in playlist Season 7 16
ohh caboose...
20q234 3 months ago in playlist Season 7
Wow Sarge can be such a dumbass... Even though he is mostly hilarious. But poor Simmons... :(
StarWarsChick15 3 months ago
3:32 there is a skull in simons visor
halobeastization 3 months ago in playlist Season 7