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  • an extra belly button :DD

  • That's what Justin Bieber has. A shriveled up short ass penis that is invisible.

  • @rbermea but i thought girls didnt have dick XD

  • this song hella old!!

  • i remember when i listen this on a CD.... 10 years ago... LOVE IT!

  • "you have got to be kidding me HAHA" <3

  • I want this video on my KG190 phone.

  • i used to sing this song n not even know what it meant lol ahhhh..childhood

  • 69 got short dicks.

  • Your vid went viral on Luanda

  • Listen to "Je Veux Te Voir" by Yelle. They sampled this song. 

  • what the fuck is THAT? =D

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  • 69 people can only 69 cuz of their short dick. Is it in yet?! =O NO!

  • O.o

  • what a bunch of whores. lol.

  • dont want no large pussy

  • wtf -_-

  • If you want to find out if a guy has a short dick, just play this song and watch his reaction. LOL

  • short dick = anal obsessed. lol

  • Short dick man in your ass :XD thumbs up >..< :D

  • 65 have short dicks haha

  • (  ) )==D

  • hahaha

  • Im sexy and Im know it xD

  • song's sooo funny

  • This literally comes out at the same time as "AMG's hit" about the money which leads one to consider " its not wise to screw around at those trippy music office parties" >:)

  • Get the fuck outta here!

    LOL!

  • hahah small tits that kinda offensive do O_O and so is this song to SHORT DICK MEN! LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • ahahahahahahahahaahah EPIC!

  • One of the songs of my childhood..hahaha, my mum taught me well.

  • Hi, I just did a remix of this song ... give it a "ear". Unfortunately I can not put the link here ... looking for 20 Fingers - Short Dick Man (Larry Cervello Pan-pot remix 2011)

  • Hey now.  It's not all that big around but you damned well better believe me when I say it suuuuuure is short.

  • 61 people have short dickks ...

  • eenie weenie teeeenie weeenie shriviled little short dick man

  • who ever dislike this song have short dicks lol

  • 863 niggers liked this song.

    Niggers with large anacondas, like me.

  • 61 guys have short ones :P

  • 61 asians have heard this song :)

  • teeny weenie string bikini

  • 57 people are chinese

  • i love this song so much but some ppl like short dicks just sayin

  • 57 people are black like me

  • good bass.

  • lmao! Love this so much xD

  • @Dee8841 calm your cunt bitch ass down lol its a song jesus....

  • gaping vag woman

  • 56 people are WHITEBOYS!!!!

  • "get the fuck outta here" ...... brilliant! :D

  • What in the world is that fucking thing?!

    You men need to chill, MOST women don't talk shit (in front of you -smirk-) Y'all do it to our face most the time! Or stare at another woman in front of us. And how many songs out there are degrading women... calling them hoes and whatever the fuck else...

  • Maybe its not my tiny dick, but your gaping vagina

    #curbyourenthusiam

  • Hahahahah

  • Isn't that cute, he's got an extra belly button

  • Dedicated 2 azn guize.

  • Miss the 90's..

  • I understand women dont want a short dick man. But do they want a positive relationship with their father, their son, their brother, their friend? Is it necessary to add insult to injury? Is there such thing as respect and dignity? So many questions.

  • @marhoekful

    it s only a song and it s 17 years old...relax! I listened to it and slept with guys with a small dick...never stayed with them but gave them chance ..I left guys with big cock too so there you go! :-)

  • @seb389 Please accept my friend invitation, I have something I want you to read. Its not attackful at all, in fact is very important to know. Thanks for sharing your sexual experience. This is a sensitive issue and this gives me insight to what my female opinion would be. I am an objective thinker.

  • tell me baby if I will had problems like woman which comments short dick and age of someone ?? will I ?? I remember what happens when I drove for christmass last year

  • girls use 2 get down to this song in revolution t.j.....

  • 51 people.. :D

  • My dad heard this at a strip club. Perfect strip club music right? I thought so too XD

  • 20 Fingers? No wonder why she thinks there dicks are short if she can fit 20 fingers in there

  • @robertwillmer That was fucking stupid.

  • @NickiKawaii It was Epic

  • 50 people have a short dick

  • :D:D:D das is i-wie genial

  • ich kenn den song durch dsds ;D

  • @FuckHeroinPrincess ich auch x3

  • 48 people have a short dick

  • @wrestlingbeast13

    More like 65.

  • @wrestlingbeast13 and 1,011 like to bleed

  • may the short dick men please stand up.. oh, nevermind.. they did.. lmao!

  • perfect song for sluts

  • @MooseheadDrinker yer but only someone wit a short dick would say that....barharharhar n teheheheheh n lol 2

  • NOT A GOOD SONG 4 STRIPPERS TRYING TO GET MONEY,,HAHA

  • i looove this song :D

  • I was singing this song in the school lesson, and i wonder why everybody just looks at me. My teacher is moving to me and he said: "erhm, stop that or go outside.." today i know that i was a very very bad girl.

  • hahahahahahaha la ricordo XDDDD muaahahhahahaha

  • one time me and my freinds were really baked and this came on shuffle on the computer and we had a dance party ahha

  • meiner is zwar nich besonders lang dafür wenigstens schön dünn!

  • @mCCraCk0n3

    du weißt schon das du gearde offentlich zugegeben hast das dein .i. nit nur klein sonder auch dünn is ? O.o

    alta nicht schön...

  • @mCCraCk0n3 Selfpwn

    

  • @mCCraCk0n3 da kann man stolz drauf sein?;)♥

  • @mCCraCk0n3 haaa ich schmeiß mich weg xD

  • This is for "Peter," dude, put that thing away!.....Fugly short dick man.....Smallest freakin' thing I ever seen.....lol

  • HAHAHA, I BET MEN AND BOYS WATCH THIS VIDEO KUZ THEY GOT SHORT DICKS HAHAHAHAHAHA

    I JUST MADE MY DAY ! FUCK PENCIL DICKS AND LIL SHORT DICK MEN ! THEY DON'T FIT IN ANY HOLE !

  • what if your dick is like 10inches long but has the circumference of a twizzler?

  • It was my grandmother that introduced me to this song. She was singing it. Disturbing stuff...

  • lolz

  • BEST. SONG. EVER.

  • OHRWURM :D

  • 45 guys have short dicks...

  • this bitch needs to be faceraped by a 10 inch dick (:

  • @MarnixCB I BET U DONT EVEN HAVE 1 !

  • @23metzie You are correct.

  • @MarnixCB its cool you didnt get but hurt like other ppl it was funny funny haha !

  • Funny song I've ever heard old school song and cool this song iz funny when u dance to |t hahaha 2 funny yeaaaa

  • can't have a short dick if you want to reach the G-spot -- sooo, don't want no short dick man..

  • Best track of 20 Fingers! (why are they called 20 Fingers?) Saw them in a nightclub somewhere just before the mid-90's - was really cool to watch the show!

  • Hahhaha nice...not a song to be taken serious :-)

  • ARE YOU LAUWARM?

  • Poor short dick men. Mine can eat you alive. Haha! Kidding. No, but seriously... It's pretty fucking huge.

  • how big lol

  • @kentlad83 Very... I'd watch out...

  • lol its bease then

  • ohh woww.

  • and i dont want a tight vagina...

  • @TheGigiobigio What are u mean ? :D:D:D:D

  • @TheGigiobigio You DON't want a tight vagina? + 7 thumbs up? Your all wrong... You DON'T want a LOOSE fadge!!

  • @TheGigiobigio :: A tight vagina is a good thing. =/

  • @JJE8489 you took those words out of my mind.

  • @TheGigiobigio or small tit girl

  • @TheGigiobigio You dont want a tight Vagina? ... Wtf... You want a loose hoe? I'd rather have a tight good girl on me... Not to mention it feels so much better...

  • dont want no Short Dick Man get a black dude

  • eenie weenie teeni wennie shrivvle little short dick man! ;p hahaha funny shit..

  • you know. when i was a kid i heard this song, thought it related to me. now im grown i cant relate to this song anymore..lol

  • i love this song!!!!

  • you are bitch, perra puta de mierda jajajajajajajaj chocha grande

  • i feel sorry for all of u short dick men

  • ahahahah!!!!!! short dick man!!!!!!

  • can someone say loose vagine ?? :D

  • lmao!

  • i love this song. grew up listening to it and defiantly do NOT have a short dick man lol

  • memories!!!!!!!!! great song!

  • childhood memories... :)

  • I havn't heard this in ages ahaha..

  • honesty at it's best.

  • @lizpimpmcgee  damn straight

  • dont want no small breast women

  • The only problem is that flat chest can be solved. Now how can you solve a short dick man?

  • viagra...

  • @venenosa2006 with the magic of science!

  • @venenosa2006 tape a toy to it ? xD lmfao !!

  • @venenosa2006 Viagra..

  • @venenosa2006 60 ppl soo naive, probably just lil kids, same difference...theyve been putting "extenisions" in "short" rich men since the 80's, they actually put a pump under the skin somewhere in the area that they have to pump to get it up WOW, cant believe u ppl think ur so special that millions of fuckers havent had they same ideas way before your slow asses "SIMPS MAKE ME HOMICIDAL" btw i was watching ufc 3 when this was on the radio in 94 thats lmao

  • @venenosa2006 Im the solution

  • "dont want no flat chest bitch" :P

  • @Rikayye right :)

  • hahaAHAHA SO LOL

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  • lmao heard this in class and laffef likd a maniac

  • Guys, we don't get mad, we get even. Check out "Don't want no flat chested girl"

  • I went out with a guy so small he looked like he had an extra finger between his legs. This song should be about him. I wish I had taken photos so me and my friends could laugh at him.

  • WOW.

    haha XD

  • Iny Tiny Winny lool

  • she should have it in her nek,than she talks on another level!

  • This song is funny. I'd like to break her down with my average size shlong.

  • they never do make a pill for smaller pussy do they?

  • lol, lol, and re-lol ( and lol again ) !!!

  • huahsuahsaushau

  • Don't want no gaped twat whores

  • LOL all the people who say "best song ever"...is that why she rode the success of this song all the through a long and successful career including many hit songs..........OH WAIT

    .....

    .....

    .....

    No, she didn't! She's probably working at a McDonald's staring at customers' dicks 8 hours a day.

  • Funny song lol :)

  • I can remember being a freshman in high school back in 1993 and singing this song with my friends to the boys at our school, LOL!

  • would like to stick a whole baseball bat into her pussy see if she still got a big mouth

  • story of my life :(

  • jajajaja

  • DUDE. This song is fantabulous. I loveeee this song.

  • In the music video shes kinda hot loll.

  • this is absolutely the best version ! :)

  • How many have killed them self as a result of loneliness and cruel laughter from so many?!

  • muito legal esse som hahaha