Well aren't you a smart kid? I agree completely, 1st Santa is fat, deal with it, he's probably influenced way more kids than any of us and he's a FICTIONAL character, that's saying something. How's that offensive? And I will ALWAYS say Christmas unless I know for sure the person celebrates something else. And what's wrong with Christmas songs? It's all good fun.
i think the reason claus is fat is because all not christmas time he stocks up fat and then when christmas comes he moves so fast he burns all the calories till he looks like a skeleton and has to do it again...or maybe its just holiday cheer.
plus these dumbasses dont get its ho ho ho not hoe hoe hoe!!!
Thank You for adding the fact that Christmas celibrates the birth of Christ I can tolerate the commercialism (And the stress) as long as we can still remember why we celeibrate Christmas
Santa is from Turkey. He was named Nicholas and was rich. He filled childrens shoes with toys. He was also green. Christmas trees are originaly from Germany. Coca-cola took him and thats why he's red and so popular in America.
This video was made around Christmas of 2007 so I was abusing the censors with random sound effects. The reason why is this: I did it for the lulz. XD
I agree with you and etc on Xmas but I feel like as if I was selfish because I wanted a wii for Xmas...=/. But I wasn't bothering my pairents to get me a Wii since I wasn't really excited and I lost all hope about getting a Wii.
...I guess I'm just worrying alittle too much.
Great rant!
I can't belive they want to change Santa to a skinny skelliton (lol, like Jack Skelliton)who laughs "Ha Ha Ha!" which sounds like as if Santa is laughing at the children.
I heard (H E A R D, heard) that Santa Claus was based on a guy that gave a lot of things to people. IF that's even somewhat true, then Santa Claus is based on what the guy looks like and what he'd do if he could do that stuff. If they changed Santa and if I had kids, I'd tell them that the real Santa was fat and said ho ho ho and I'd also say that the guys changed Santa to look thin and made him say ha ha ha because they were dumb.
yes, there was a guy called nicholas (dont know last name) who lived in some col country (not sure which) and every december he would give gifts to all the people in his village.
sorry i'm wrong: from wikipedia, Saint Nicholas of Myra is the primary inspiration for the Christian figure of Santa Claus. He was a 4th-century Greek Christian bishop of Myra in Lycia, a province of the Byzantine Anatolia, now in Turkey. Nicholas was famous for his generous gifts to the poor, in particular presenting the three impoverished daughters of a pious Christian with dowries so that they would not have to become prostitutes. He was very religious from an early age.
Christmas is getting 2 camershinalized. im so ticked off becouse there changing all the stuff that made this halody so great. even thou i dont beleve in santa any more i still pretend for my little brother. Little kids need magec. and political corectness is taking it away from them!!!!!!!!!!!! i hate how the public schools are trying to block religen. political corectness is so damn stupid. the reasin we celebrate Christmas is 2 celebrate the birth of Jesus.
at my house we celebrate the birth of Jesus. my little brother beleves in Santa clous 2. acording to politicle corectness a Christmas tree is sapose to be called a Haladay tree. people are targiting all are religis halidays. i think thats sad.
if I ever became a santa I'd get fired in one day. why, I'd laugh uncontrolably and say praise Jesus all the time. "Praise Jesus and have a Merry Christmas hahahahahahahahahaha..."
Why the hell want to replace Ho Ho Ho with Ha Ha Ha? It's been around since Santa was existed! Those political correct assholes should leave christmas alone.
what the fuck? saying merry christmas can get u in jail? WTF!?!?!?!? CHRISTMAS IS ABOUT CHRIST AND SANTA ALSO HAS TO DO WITH CHRIST...REMEMBER YOU FUCKING EXTREMISTS...HE IS ST. NICOLAS
HO HO HO MARRY BITCHMAS!!!
sonofdark18 3 months ago
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sonofdark18 3 months ago
santa clause:HO HO HO
me: what you say to me!?! (beats him with chair)
ken01ization 3 months ago
If you don't like the job, Then get the*Midget!* out!
microsoftnerd4life 4 months ago
Santas fat SO WHAT?? IM FAT ARE THEY GONNA CHANGE ME TOO? HES FAT BECAUSE IT REPRESENTS JOLLYNESS ITS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE AN INSULT GEEZ! |:(
earthrose93 5 months ago
Stimpy YOU IDDDIOTTT Classic Good rant!!!
earthrose93 5 months ago
NIce affects on the cencored.
pippo17173 5 months ago
Its christmas in hollywood, santas back up in the hood, meet me under the mistletoe lets fuuuuuuuuuuck!
MrTriggerFingerMagoo 6 months ago
9:05 What the f...(BURP)....ck!? lol
MegamanElric16 7 months ago
I agree, but the censorship is annoying me. Why don't you use a bleep instead of burps, ribbits, and meows?
phoenixhart17 11 months ago
Lol I love the rabbi picture XD
Theultimategeeks101 1 year ago
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Oh,and what's next?
They're gonna take away his bag because they think he's a pedophile?
BULL*ding*
MrWarners14 1 year ago
I love the censors! XD
NinjaNina9 1 year ago
"Stimpy you idiot" I love Ren And Stimpy
Ryantrain1936 1 year ago
STEEEMPEE YOU EEEEDEEOT!
lol i love ren & stimpy
PapaLuigi9003 1 year ago
this is a cool video, can you pleasssssssssssssssssssssse do a rant on irate gamer
dragonman7629 1 year ago
I am fat and I am not offended by Santa Clause
yugiohman96 2 years ago
santas fat,he sais ho ho ho,he uses rain deer.
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
SO WHAT HES FINE >:-(
twilight9152 2 years ago
funny intro smirk ;-) lol
YOUR VIDS AR D BEST
twilight9152 2 years ago
I don't care one bit if Santa's fat...
It's OK of he's fat!
And that....was...wonderful!
Thanks!
MrWarners14 2 years ago 2
I heard people tried to slim him down so he "won't be a bad influence on kids".that is bullshit!!! I agree with this chrstmas special rant.
themetalsonic94 2 years ago
i love christmas cuz of the snow and gifts!
sonicbaby4000 2 years ago
this is blasphemy this is madness madness? this is sparta!
erererer2 2 years ago 2
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ALVIN!!!!
Kristanni20X6 2 years ago
that's like getting the count to stop counting because it gives unreachable expectations to purple transylvanians!
TinTyrantMM7BSS 2 years ago
Well aren't you a smart kid? I agree completely, 1st Santa is fat, deal with it, he's probably influenced way more kids than any of us and he's a FICTIONAL character, that's saying something. How's that offensive? And I will ALWAYS say Christmas unless I know for sure the person celebrates something else. And what's wrong with Christmas songs? It's all good fun.
Zeronightshade14 2 years ago
LOL :D
F*belch*ing
LadyVanDaele 2 years ago 4
woohoo! a fellow christian! ^________^ 8:28
SuperLuigi911 2 years ago
black pimp
you big lippd kfc eating racist
PinNeedleInAnAnis 2 years ago
i think the reason claus is fat is because all not christmas time he stocks up fat and then when christmas comes he moves so fast he burns all the calories till he looks like a skeleton and has to do it again...or maybe its just holiday cheer.
plus these dumbasses dont get its ho ho ho not hoe hoe hoe!!!
crippledkangaroo15k 2 years ago
Something to do with being jelly or something. ;o
Sonicthebandicoot 2 years ago
I say to the ho ho ho thing yell at the pimps not Santa
C0mmanderMB 2 years ago
yah and how is Santa offensives hes actualy sort of a compliment hes jolly and giving and all such how is he offensive to fat people?
Santas a good image for fat people so those people who dont like it can burn in hell. 0:3
C0mmanderMB 2 years ago
Do they the pimps and hoes will be offended?
thegrimripper322 3 years ago
LOL the sencorship sound r funny
DeathRavenOmen 3 years ago 3
ummm... HA HA HA merry christmas? dang that is really cheesey. HO HO HO ISN'T BAD AT ALL!!!
dragonwedgie 3 years ago
Thank You for adding the fact that Christmas celibrates the birth of Christ I can tolerate the commercialism (And the stress) as long as we can still remember why we celeibrate Christmas
fireball973 3 years ago
Santa is from Turkey. He was named Nicholas and was rich. He filled childrens shoes with toys. He was also green. Christmas trees are originaly from Germany. Coca-cola took him and thats why he's red and so popular in America.
rackas321 3 years ago
9:40 T4TV u missed one!
Mariobro4 3 years ago
fred fred bugger
kunkles7 3 years ago
you don't have to censor the word fuck every time you can just say fuck and basterd and everything else we are all 16 and 17 year olds here
Dradogs2 3 years ago
This video was made around Christmas of 2007 so I was abusing the censors with random sound effects. The reason why is this: I did it for the lulz. XD
Cyberwolf087 3 years ago 4
@Cyberwolf087
im glad u actually did that!! i was ROFLMFAO all the way thru!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Lucariofan24680 11 months ago
@Cyberwolf087 this is why im jewish.
DAN5675able 3 months ago
well....most of us
Mariobro4 3 years ago
actually im 12 and im not scared for life or anything though this is probably the result that i hung around my dads construnction sites alot
cloudshad 3 years ago
not allowed to say merry christmas? fuck!
sukingeggs1 3 years ago 5
power 2 the fat people!!
xxximpact 3 years ago 5
santa may be fat, but the kids believes he gave all the presents in one day, so is santa claus a ninja? good rant by the way.
GO REN AND STIMPY :D
Kentaro260 3 years ago 5
I have been living in Wisconsin all my life and I never any law like that. That is probably stupidest law I have ever heard.
Jklam94 3 years ago 3
Wow this made me feel better about my weight! thnx T4
Jklam94 3 years ago 3
i like being chubby
calegaea75432 3 years ago 16
I agree with you and etc on Xmas but I feel like as if I was selfish because I wanted a wii for Xmas...=/. But I wasn't bothering my pairents to get me a Wii since I wasn't really excited and I lost all hope about getting a Wii.
...I guess I'm just worrying alittle too much.
Great rant!
I can't belive they want to change Santa to a skinny skelliton (lol, like Jack Skelliton)who laughs "Ha Ha Ha!" which sounds like as if Santa is laughing at the children.
Juliusaime 3 years ago 4
I heard (H E A R D, heard) that Santa Claus was based on a guy that gave a lot of things to people. IF that's even somewhat true, then Santa Claus is based on what the guy looks like and what he'd do if he could do that stuff. If they changed Santa and if I had kids, I'd tell them that the real Santa was fat and said ho ho ho and I'd also say that the guys changed Santa to look thin and made him say ha ha ha because they were dumb.
DarkLink9393 3 years ago 7
yes, there was a guy called nicholas (dont know last name) who lived in some col country (not sure which) and every december he would give gifts to all the people in his village.
Bladethepokefreak 3 years ago
sorry i'm wrong: from wikipedia, Saint Nicholas of Myra is the primary inspiration for the Christian figure of Santa Claus. He was a 4th-century Greek Christian bishop of Myra in Lycia, a province of the Byzantine Anatolia, now in Turkey. Nicholas was famous for his generous gifts to the poor, in particular presenting the three impoverished daughters of a pious Christian with dowries so that they would not have to become prostitutes. He was very religious from an early age.
Bladethepokefreak 3 years ago 3
I never knew that if you say Merry Christmas in Wisconsin, you go to jail...and I live in Wisconsin!! That's retarded.
KataMario777 3 years ago 5
Did you say Merry Christmas in Wisconsin at all?
DarkLink9393 3 years ago 3
Christmas is getting 2 camershinalized. im so ticked off becouse there changing all the stuff that made this halody so great. even thou i dont beleve in santa any more i still pretend for my little brother. Little kids need magec. and political corectness is taking it away from them!!!!!!!!!!!! i hate how the public schools are trying to block religen. political corectness is so damn stupid. the reasin we celebrate Christmas is 2 celebrate the birth of Jesus.
Narutoprincess101 3 years ago 3
What is the name of the intro song?
I LOVED IT!!!
Sp0UtDuDe03 3 years ago
The Chipmunk Song (Christmas, Don't Be Late) by Alvin and the Chipmunks.
Cyberwolf087 3 years ago 3
And to be honest, it's one of the few descent songs based off the Chipmunks(not counting most of the songs high pitched to sound like them)
AScapeRunePlaya 3 years ago
at my house we celebrate the birth of Jesus. my little brother beleves in Santa clous 2. acording to politicle corectness a Christmas tree is sapose to be called a Haladay tree. people are targiting all are religis halidays. i think thats sad.
Narutoprincess101 4 years ago 3
Jailed for saying Merry Christmas??? Damn what the fuck happened to freedom of speech ?
DJNesSimepolys 4 years ago 7
making santa thin is like making paris hilton a upstanding citizen, it does make any *burp* sense
bronco30007 4 years ago 14
wow Wisconsin is fucked up
AWESOMO5 4 years ago 6
if I ever became a santa I'd get fired in one day. why, I'd laugh uncontrolably and say praise Jesus all the time. "Praise Jesus and have a Merry Christmas hahahahahahahahahaha..."
Amlure 4 years ago 9
Why the hell want to replace Ho Ho Ho with Ha Ha Ha? It's been around since Santa was existed! Those political correct assholes should leave christmas alone.
Shadowsega75 4 years ago 7
Also, saying that Santa Claus is a lie could erase any and all hope from Christmas altogether.
RocMegamanX 4 years ago 5
They want to replace Ho Ho Ho?! Wow, they're irrational.
RocMegamanX 4 years ago 5
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Jesus is a fictional Christmas character too.
CigaretteHolderSmoke 4 years ago
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No he's not.
Dengakuman37 4 years ago 3
What? Why are you spammed?
Don't answer that.
dreamerhorwitz 4 years ago
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP!
oldcbsfantwo 4 years ago
I love your bleeps! Burp! Ribbit-Ribbit! EEEEEK! Oh! Meow! Arf! (no sound) (weird noise) HA! Fredfredburger!
What was the Ren and Stimpy picture for? ChbiFighter, you're effin' awesome. I think you'll make an excelent ranter.
And to you, Cyberwolf, Keep it up. I'm actually getting requests for rants too. (Mainly Sonic-related rants.)
qwertyblue64 4 years ago
what the fuck? saying merry christmas can get u in jail? WTF!?!?!?!? CHRISTMAS IS ABOUT CHRIST AND SANTA ALSO HAS TO DO WITH CHRIST...REMEMBER YOU FUCKING EXTREMISTS...HE IS ST. NICOLAS
Catacipige 4 years ago 7
Mr. Scrooge would of liked that law, lawl.
Juliusaime 4 years ago 2
Why do they JUST NOW want to replace ho ho ho?
It's been around since Santa was created!
CastlevaniaMoogle 4 years ago 3
Merry Christmas to you, CyberWolf!
...man, people should just LEAVE SANTA CLAUS AND ALL THAT STUFF ALONE. They're there for the KIDS TO ENJOY!
And those selfish bastards want to ruin it...
Great rant!
UltimaKeyMaster 4 years ago 4
Funny Bleeps
Merry Christmas
lucariotrainer11 4 years ago
*sees Al Khan* Aww HELL NAW! *Takes gun and shoot his brains out*
LadySpawn 4 years ago
HAppy Christmahanukwanzadon everyone :P
blizzvalve 4 years ago
Merry Christmas!
Anyone who thinks something as innocent as Santa saying "Ho Ho Ho" as dirty most likely has a dirty mind to begin with.
Colhan3000 4 years ago 4
You make a good point...HAVE A HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!! XD
DavidTicas 4 years ago