Cracked TV - The 7 Most Mind-Blowing Foreign TV Moments

[stanleyjosten]

According to Google, Ugha Ugha Ugha is fairly close to water water water. Serve the guy a drink and make him shut up.

[WildCardFive]

1. Cracked Does Not Compute

2. RaywilliamJohnson =3

3. Tosh.0

[MrThepinkeagle]

@WildCardFive ಠ_ಠ

[stevethepinkeagle]

@MrThepinkeagle I agree heavily.

[MrThepinkeagle]

@stevethepinkeagle OMG we have the same name! Let's have sex!

[stevethepinkeagle]

@MrThepinkeagle DOCTOR WHOOOOOOO

[thatoneflamingguy]

@WildCardFive 1. Swaim

2. God

3. dirt

4. dogshit

5. tosh.0

6. ray william johnson

[samike1997]

So why are the windshield wipers in catsh*tone on?

[suckympianist]

Did anyone else immediately look up Cat Shit One?

[Musoukashillin]

Somos??.... still waiting .....

[bawoman]

#2 is seriously fucked up.

#1 Is the most awesome thing I have seen.

[CaboosePwned]

contemplating actually translating that guy just to see if Cracked will make another episode.

[Hazy992]

#2 may well be the most disturbing thing I've ever seen :(

[hadore152]

Who was the spanish guy in the beginning of the video?

[SgtLion]

"Warren Peace" just made me explode with laughter.

[agetro82]

his spanish is pretty good.

[WhiteSox8125]

lyrics to the song video- chaca mu balahabla ma shala mala ta nal cal mala bobb issssawesoem kalanams sha gal hemwe yor gobl flupington-----> Yes .... yur welcome

[supremejiboom]

CHACARRON MACARRON FOR THE WINNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!

[ZombifiedGuitarist]

I loved Cat Shit One. Watch the fuck out of it for great justice.

[amcint01]

"A retarded engine failing to turn over"

Swaim, you God among men...

[SarothCyngus]

.... Was that Dancing Mad?

[Demonstray]

@SarothCyngus Yes! Yes it was! I'm glad someone besides me recognized it. XD Final Fantasy VI for ultimate excellence.

[Cannonsilencer]

He gonna be the burger man!

[pmeguid]

Seriously. Swaim is hilarious!



[shittyfagg]

On behalf of the Netherlands I apologise for the inconvenience the video of the man kissing and fondling that little boy may have caused to anyone watching this video. The man is rather harmless himself but admittedly he went too far this time.

[OMGitsFay]

@shittyfagg What is that from? Who is it? I want to look it up and find some backstory because I'm hoping it'll make more sense within a context. Please.

[shittyfagg]

@OMGitsFay the guy's name is Paul de Leeuw, a Dutch comedian/tv host/actor/singer. And I'm sorry, I literally cannot think of a way to make this make any more sense within any context whatsoever. Paul is usually a pretty sound fellow, abit odd yes but, as I said, rather harmless. I'm pretty sure he's not a paedophile or in any other way sexually perverted. He did some films in the past that I reckon were pretty funny, and he does lots of charity work etc. Still doesn't explain this though.

[OMGitsFay]

@shittyfagg Ahh I see. Thank you for explaining anyway, haha. :)

[fromdaghettowithlove]

Translation...

ougdbaiihvobgfdb9nu gybgf sbu9njicvn af VIZB AHF ibfvzbu9nbuvijcvn uoandg unDBFZ fubizusbfrerinbgnlnsgunrsunb.

And I want next weeks topic to be

*The 3 reasons Desire Wilkens is an ass face for not going out with me*

[slitheryjuggler94]

Dancing Mad :)

[Gonko100]

you're better than ray william johnson.

[c4r50n1]

Can someone PLEASE send me a link to the kid with the fat guy? Shit, I've been searching and can't find it.

[mightbeazombie]

@c4r50n1 This is the name of the video: Ophef in USA om oud filmpje Paul de Leeuw - opmijnkamer.nl

[c4r50n1]

@mightbeazombie Thank you so much.

[mightbeazombie]

@c4r50n1 you're welcome

[c4r50n1]

They feathered the edges too much.

[nicholasdruminor]

Chaccaron Maccaron is a lot funnier when it's dubbed over Batman :D

[remorius]

This should have wayyy more views....its like 10 times better than that other crap found on here.....

[Swimswimswim99]

That kid looked scared.

[c4r50n1]

@Swimswimswim99 Wouldn't you be if a fat guy who actually does look like a fat elf trying to get you into a 69?

[Anthotha1da]

Must...watch . . . more

[KillerwithaHeart]

Number 5 The name of the song translates to "Drug Party". I've researched this LONG before I watched this video,

[gabe24999]

Hahahahahaha number five is Dominican... The song he was singing was extremely popular but he wasn't saying anything because he was deaf, so didn't understand what he was saying, which was nothing, just blabble. Get it?

[SgtDonuts]

Not to worry too much, the pedophilia one was a (rather dark/baudy) comedy sketch

[shittyfagg]

the paedophilia thing was our bad.. On behalf of about 60% of the Dutch population, I"m sorry.

[fsfsfsfsfsfsg]

whats the name of the song at the end of the video ?

[DarknessDesend]

@fsfsfsfsfsfsg On the part where the horse is dancing around cooking mushrooms? I believe that is one of the battle themes from final fantasy 6

[MrSaturn2600]

@DarknessDesend Its Dancing Mad part 4.

[fsfsfsfsfsfsg]

@DarknessDesend hehe no, at the very end!

[qbalaqss]

There are a lot of words in spanish starting with W. None of which actually sound spanish, mind you.

[GeorgesVI]

@doughnutsareawsome Macaron chacaron

[GeorgesVI]

We see the 'guignols de l'info' at the end...in case you are wondering

[ThePrimeXD]

I;m from Norway but that burger clip was a glitch of how we really are...MACAROON FTW. I love that part with Babelfish... that's my fav quote of the year

[undeny]

Pleeze tell me someone somewhere has found and taken that man ..messin with the kid.. and shot him with a heavier dose of horse tranquilizers than he's used to.

[preyaswolves]

PROFESSOR BURGER

[redarmyjay]

way to go son

[steviebutton]

still my fave epi ever.

[9vskinner]

Nr. 6 was Norwegian :D

[bleuish]

I want Cracked TV back!

[jek21]

That "Chacarrone" video is supposed to be a joke, actually.

[htimSsalohciN]

@jek21 How'd you find that light googling?......pussy.

[qbalaqss]

Now even Cracked is butchering Spanish. Awesome, by the way.

[Eafiu]

#7 was from my country, Turkey.

No one here has an explanation about it too.

[smithryansmith]

@Eafiu I was wondering which of the unibrow countries it was from. thanks.

[dare12288]

Cat Shit One was actually one youtube for free not too long ago. It was actually pretty cool.

[Sonfaro]

That Pedo moment was just... disturbing.

[quanta4135]

I think the horse man was showing something with amanita muscaria in #1, which are hallucinogenic, which still doesn't explain what the hell he is doing...

[leon6777]

i stopped laughing and started clapping like a retarded seal

[chaim45579]

Does anyone else find the last one oddly disturbing?

[sotoj159]

@chaim45579 I find the pedophilia one more disturbing than the horse man.....

[CrownedWithLaurels]

@sotoj159 Don't worry, I found out somewhere it was actually an edgy comedy sketch.

[sotoj159]

@CrownedWithLaurels oh...that's still incredibly creepy

[beatlefreak67]

#7 was funny as hell!.#2 WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!!?#1 confusing....but...pretty fucking awsome!!

[duffmanthegreat]

I love these videos but youtube is aggravating the hell out of me between the ads and the fullscreen transition bullshit, I just.. I just don't know anymore...

[Lulzman69]

Props for Dancing Mad.

[reaperman2010]

If you all want to see the full version of video #2 (the Dutch pedo bastard), the title of the full video is "Paul de Leeuw en Keesje - Kon Ik Maar Even Bij Je Zijn." Fancy that; I found it when I typed in "paul de leeuw pedo." 0 _ 0

[CanaryKeeper]

I think it's worth mentioning that I had to pause this video twice for about five minutes each so I wouldn't miss anything while I was laughing...

[Castaway090]

wat is the one called wen the guy throws water in the womans face? I'd like to watch the full thing

[ArthurZ101]

#2 shulda been #1..... maybe....

[ACornyCrayon]

The guy that was all over the kid is Paul De Leeuw and he is Dutch. And I just wanna say that we do not think it's normal here. Also, I have never seen that clip before so imagine my suprise.

[ElegantWaster]

"You ready to jump that burger in the moon?! He's gonna hit the burger, he's gonna hit it to the moon, he's the dancer, he's gonna dance around, he's gonna be the burger man!"

[rocksOpuff]

tht dude was all up on tht little kid thts fucked up

[Friize12]

On behalf of Norway I would like to apologize for the hamburger clip. On an unrelated note, I think I'm going to go switch my citizenship... Sudan seems like a nice country

[ccgamemaster75]

@Friize12 truely a worthy top comment

[victoryall]

How was it to kick the burger?

Hot, very hot.

[Dactylius]

@Friize12 As a Dutchman, I'm probably just as ashamed of the fat dutch guy singing and licking children. If not more so.

Oh, and by the way, that guy is still one of the most popular talk show hosts in the Netherlands.

[BLACKIESBOY]

@Dactylius

Um... Is he a comedian and is that his son?

Because that's the only thing I can think of that might make it okay.

[Dactylius]

@BLACKIESBOY Well, he aims to be a comedian, but I am among many who believe that there is nothing funny about his shows. But he just keeps on going.

And unfortunately it's not his son...

[LifeUntilLove]

Okay I know I am being picky, but the Stanford Prison Experiment was about obedience to authority, not mob mentality.

[Tw1St3DSt33L]

@LifeUntilLove yea...uhm...mobs dont really tend to listen to authority. they are free for a few hours, until caught or dispersed or killed (by the authority)

[LifeUntilLove]

@Tw1St3DSt33L That still wasn't what the experiment was about. It had nothing to do with mobs.

[LazarJokic]

CatShitOne hahahahahahahah lol

[mariliasocio]

about the translation at the public anyone guess it?

i imagine that he re like a worker claiming for better conditions to labor.

but i just imagine Hmm

[hobbit11156]

@clio200000008

You mean there's actually an internet connexion in romania so you could watch this video

[Irenesnooker]

@hobbit11156 you're either incredibly young or incredibly stupid in order to say something like that

[premier6666]

Amusingly enough, Cat Shit One is actually pretty good.

Not that I know what it's about, since I watched it without any translation. But hey, bunnies with guns blowing shit up makes a perfectly good movie.

[DARuz18]

Cooking wild mushrooms eh? Look how well that worked out for that creature of the damned...

[JujuBean1967]

#3 conkers bad fur day: modern warfare

[Clio20000008]

i never saw that from Romania ....and im from this contry

[sgtSqeegee119]

Mi burro le gusta hombre

[Hmantooth]

4.25 - what. the. fuck

[soasertsus]

I miss Cracked TV...

[7P9HD]

lol the clip of the pedophile was in holland like 20 years ago the pedophile is Paul de Leeuw hes actually gay lol

[Odina89]

LMAO!!! that pedo guy @ 4:15 Is actually a pretty big star in the netherlands. My dear lord always knew he was mad but....

[htimSsalohciN]

@Odina89 Ah, you know of him, would you mind answering this question; WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING?!?!

[Odina89]

@htimSsalohciN I think I'd rather not know! Holy crap that guy's mental... You might not believe it but he is still on TV here.. Pretty famous even... Do NoT let colour you opinion on the dutch tho!

[htimSsalohciN]

@Odina89 Sure thing pedo......lol

[bobbiwib]

i think the horse one is "nice horse", the meme there was an article about the other week (on cracked)

[elwiz1967]

hahaha what show is that guy from at 4:28 ?

[HappyPariah]

Hey... that was Dancing Mad playing in the background of the last video, I believe that horse-headed mushroom cooker deserves a round of applause

[NapanTR]

@HappyPariah actually seen the video, it was awesome

a bit like cracked xD

[ThePhantomSafetyPin]

Except I understood every word of what you said at the beginning there. :) Knowing a Second Language FTW!

[elevadon]

The pedophilia one was part of a comedy sketch:p

[Titant2]

Paul de Leeuw... That is the guy's name of the number 2... Yeah he is... Insane... But i have never seen him do that freaky insane shit. Oh and he is Dutch... And he is gay... Just to state it... Oh and i think he might be knighted... Yeah...

Jezus Paul... Wat is er mis met je?

[Blainne1]

Those are Death Caps the asian guy is trying to cook... LOL

[thecursedgirl13]

I was totally thinking to myself why doesn't this guy have more viewers lol

[thecursedgirl13]

I was totally thinking to myself why doesn't this guy have more viewers lol

[kennysurdad]

catshitone has been blocked in the usa wtf

[colenbrak]

haha i love how low budget this is compared to mad tv

[XlongoX]

omg the pedophilia one is so wrong

[o0jamesy0o]

CAT SHIT ONE! YEAH, read the manga, read 2 chapters, cant tell cat from shit (well, the major players are rabbits -.-) at all, damn. anime, seen 4 mins, quite nice, might try to watch it again, the 3d graphics are nice

[DAOW17]

..I feel like I know that guys voice at 2:00

[elevadon]

Could someone give me a link to the pedophilia one, i think it was dutch, and im dutch:s

[Titant2]

@elevadon

Paul de Leeuw

[TheThrashAnvil]

I'm norwegian, and I didn't even know what the hell was going on in nr. 6.

[HoganQuake]

On #1, I love the part when hes cutting with the knives

[Krilos26]

The japanese are sick fucks

[MrTitaniumBackBone]

actually, the name of the song on #5 IS Chacarron Macarron, that's why he says "macarron" during the "song", but it is pretty ridiculous though

[SkullSyker]

#2, that guy is Paul de Leeuw, he's a Dutch comedian/actor/tv host..

i believe that video was a joke (I'm Dutch)

[b8ingu]

Okay, seriously. What the hell??!?

Especially number 7. Please someone give me the explanation. I will not be complete in life until I know what the fuck I just saw.

[b8ingu]

@b8ingu

Was there an electrical collar on him? Did he have a very dance-y fit?

Seriously, WHAT?

[dingaling1010]

hey its the fakku horse

[MikeCheck25]

#6 was AMAZING! LOL

[AHCrusader]

What's No.1 from?

[ostrichlord9801]

@AHCrusader it's a guy named Wotaken. He's some Japanese performance artist.

[AHCrusader]

@ostrichlord9801 No, at the very, very end.

[EveryoneWantsYou]

#7 had me cracking up.

[Pualdanger]

apparently that scene with the pedo guy was actually a comedy sketch

[someboringperson]

@Pualdanger Did you not listen to Swaim? We don't care about the perfectly logical explanations!

[NachtCrus]

why did he do the weird jumpy yelling thing in 7

[MikeCheck25]

#6 was soooooooo funny!

[lolstuff64]

#5 is unforgetable

[karpselaps]

this show is TRUELY the greatest :D

[RepudiatedTruth]

#2 ... that guy better be in jail, ffs.

[GenusCastor]

@RepudiatedTruth Hes not, hes dutch (Paul de Leeuw) and is actually a government funded tv show host :P, also hes gay.

Lets see how long it takes Fux News to make some bullshit report about that.

[rulerOFtheSKIES]

I get to the point in most of Swaim's videos where I am laughing so much I no longer make sound and instead just move my torso backkwards and forwards in convulsions of 'the funnies'.

[princeton463]

@rulerOFtheSKIES u will make urself an idot in the library

[Cxnmfny30]

Inner Mean girls among romanian ppl into a talk show? LOL!!!!

[Cxnmfny30]

Inner Mean girls among romanian ppl into a talk show? LOL!!!!

[Cxnmfny30]

Mean girls into romanian ppl on a talk show! LOL!!!!!! 

[LilBlitz116]

that fat fucker was lusting over that boy.i hope he fuckin dies

[crashthesceneee7]

@LilBlitz116 Death row... period.

[soasertsus]

Swaim is God,

[fraggelpjotten]

ha ha ha, that's just so.... wrong in so many ways.

[shami21]

hahaahhah swaim is fucking hilarious

[DOGOFWAR777]

GASMASK THONG 4:56

[rizzlecorn]

"HOW WAS IT TO KICK DA BURGER?"

"hot"

[cgmsdh]

Professor Burger win.

[mystaker23]

Closed Captioning on the opening is hilarious!

[CountArtha]

BUGGER MAN

[CaffeineKitteh]

lol who's that unibrow guy, and why is he so pissed? :3

[Apollomasque]

Someone has to give the source for the dude who completely looses his shit in #5

I need that as a jpeg

[nomyek200]

You should do 5 Most Creepy Videos On Youtube.

And I don't mean horse man cooking wild mushrooms creepy, I mean like...the wyoming incident creepy.

Make sure to add the wyoming incident, or I'll cry.

[ShoopdaWhop]

@nomyek200 You know its fake right?

[nomyek200]

Yeah, it was created on SomethingAwful. Some abandoned ARG

[aldezmail]

he should put links to the video he uses in the side bar

[krrrruptidsoless]

Is that child molester still alive.  Or did that kids parents evolve him into something after the show. What friggin country is that kind of crap taking place. Maybe you can get some evangelist to nuke it. Unless it was an evangelistic show saying how much they love children singing instead of doing drugs. That kid got raped on foreign t.v. Maybe not raped in the sense, but wait till he returns to school. It may have well have been.<!? The guy puking should have been dubbed into that scene

[stewarj421]

I read somewhere once that the child molester guy is actually the kid's dad and he's a famous comedian in the country he is from and the kid was in on the joke.

-I don't know if that's true, but just trying to help :)

[krrrruptidsoless]

I was wondering the same thing. But parents are also known for the so called wierdness crimes. That is way to friggin weird. Father or not. If he does that in public what does he do in private. I'll stick with my first comment wrong or not. Maybe they are making fun of people that molest their children? And then go home and do it. Puke. The chunky kind with overlapses of stinky runny sauce with bile overtones sprinkled on the edge.

[MightyEagle0]

That's Paul de Leeuw a show host in the netherlands. He's still airing, as the most popular host actually.

[p849]

best video ever

[GrandChiefSmackaho]

Did the Chacarron/Macarron guy remind anyone else of a Murloc from WoW?