Dylan's Couch - Episode Thirteen - Field Day

[FunnyCartoons123]

lol :D

[LaurenAllgroveTV]

Your a true Legend Dylan.

Don't listen to any haters.

Your the balls! :'D

iLove your videossss

xx

[HeyHeyUtubeHey]

Haha SXEphil Music at 0:58

Nice Video!

[Tdogg447]

haha this epeisode is awsome!

[mamouse12]

I LOVE YOU TO

[venomjake]

where does he get his music from and what does he edit with?

[laffytaffy29696]

you are so hot hot hot lol i love you DYLAN OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[aeslehc14]

I went to the website you said, but coulden't find n e info! just an e-mail!

[menospeaknerd]

ur so awesome... nd HOT!!!!!!

[aeslehc14]

who's that in the background laughing?

[IHaveALifeToLive]

it's probably the camera man or one of his freinds/relatives

[Tpain665]

dylan, my friend said ur vidios are stupid well shes retarted because she only wached the theam song!!!!!!!

[enquisitor]

what are cleetes?

[r0a4c0h8a9e3l]

Are all of these stories true??? :P

[omsvolleyball]

niceo show their awesome :)

[lilbutch123]

Omg DYLAN ur HOT!!!!!!!

and im a girl by da way

[0Steffie]

omg, how did you see THAT

hi, im dutch

[sakurafan45]

LOL! Superman Boxers! ^-^

[toddwend]

haha I'm in the eighth grade too, but we stopped having field days after 5th grade.. which sucks. But when I watched this i laughed a lot because I remember the events that you mentioned, I miss those field days..except for the whole heat stroke aspect of being out in 32 degree weather for 5 straight hours...there's some Canadian weather for yah!!

[ReCeEbOy]

How Old Is Dylan ?x

[miagirl1]

PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. xSEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS

[cinemafreaks2]

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1.)cinemafreaks

[ihamawsomeOINK]

LOVE THIS SHOW

[9panos9]

Dylan has braces on the bottom of his teeth

[PrinsesseMerna]

Read this

There are 20 angels in this world

10 are sleeping

9 are playing

1 is reading

put this on 4 video comments within 15 minutes if you do,sum 1 you love will surprise you some how!!if you don't,you will lose your love 1!!

[inlovewithricky]

PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKs

[TheMikester307]

I could tell what was coming with Brad's drawstring and I laughed anyway! (Mine got caught on the ladder climbing out of the swimming pool once!) Good Episode!

[flytoyou2]

dylan...

ur hawt!

[Juststaythenight]

wow, that was pretty funny. i love the t-shirt. U should have gotten a picture of Brad's pants around his ankles too, now that would have been hilarious (x3)

[OrangeCrushx]

hilarious. HILARIOUS. hilarious.

Awesome Vid... r the lines Rehearsed??

[theacademyis888]

its not ur best but I love the new t-shirt!

oooh! superman boxers! SWEET!

[minxymegs]

luv it dylan i must admit its not ur best but still good i love the whole t-shirt name changing thing it rocks!! xxx

[heyimkaitlin]

kinda hot=]

[Socceronmymind]

U R WIERD!jk ur funny

[xAccordianGuyx]

Lol Brad's Back Meat 8)

[xemolufferx]

i was barely paying attention..

[diablo12345fun]

why did u have to write the hilarious hilarious hilarious parts?

those are my favorite parts

[mille133]

Not the best, but better than some. Im looking forward to the next one.

[lilemmalil]

love all u show's an ur cute (fit)[blush]

[AARMP]

wow his theme song should go like this....

Dylan's GAY! Dylan's GAY! YEAH!

[ClassicRocker623]

you should grow up.

Gay jokes? Get a life.

[koalahay]

dude dylan u got a lil cuter!! :O~~

[nickster13]

HAHAHAHAHA dylan's going through puberty

[squidy202]

how long did you work on this episodr? please anwser

[ululeaia]

dylan....my problem with you is that you don't respond to comments on your videos. YouTube is a "social interactive structure". It is NOT a medium for self-promotion,per se........you are doing some interesting stuff, but if you can't respond to comments it puts your contributions up for ridicule. Surely this is not what you want, is it ????

[cinemafreaks]

well i get tons of messages - emails in yt... emails at my gmail acct... vid comments... page comments... its its impossible to respond to all of it so i try to answer page comments and gmail the most. 8)

dylan

[ululeaia]

dylan...my big problem with you is that you don't respond to comments to your videos. YouTube is a "social interactive structure". By not responding to comments to your posts you are not participating. I personally find your videos interesting. They're quality stuff, but if you don't want to engage your subscibers then what's the point.........

[KittyToosh1]

Hey i know what you mean i have almost some of the same problems like u but i have friends that are girls. so good luck with episode #14 - KittyToosh1

[cutie4eva1214]

hey like ur wierd video its so confusin

but i still like it i think????

[pqzt12]

Your really hot, agreed the episode wasn't as good though but i styll love yu.

[cutiebatutie]

Hilarious,Hilarious,Hilarious Good one

[OfCourseItsMolly13]

your like sooooo hott. but honestly, this episode was not as good. you like didnt smile at all. it lost its "umf". next time, be funnier.

[newnoise2]

did you see anything private because then i would feel bad fer you and the ad makes no scence

[cara080]

wow dylan u get hotter evry episode lol ---caraxo

[Dimstrate]

YOUR A FAG!

[PrincessGir]

This was pretty funny.

you're pretty cute.

[rebelfelix]

when did dylans couch become so boring?

[SkyRats]

oo dylans develpoed lol

[courtzfaith]

ok dylan you are soooo funny!! i have a shirt w/ u on it that i got from ur website. ur funny, but ur also SOOOO cute!!

[Truant62]

u look hawt wit braces....

[david1234x]

nah he sucks dude only nerd ass people actually like him

[lukeybela]

I have to say, this video wasn't as good as some of the others...

[gazzer2kuk]

"Q: Is this for real?

A: Do you mean is this like lonelygirl15? No, this is a comedy show. Dylan's a real kid, but this isn't about his real life. The stories are made up by him and a writer."

from dylanscouch(dot)com

lol.

[zeppygal102]

Haha!

HILARIOUS!

Love your show Dylan!

You should send a tape into

Nick or Family Channel it would do really well!

[ryanshecklerluver12]

YOU are soooooooooo cute!!!!!!

[ahskajd]

it's ok I guess

[danasuz]

After watching this video, I noticed two things:

1.) DYLAN SAID MY NAME!

2.) Are you sick or something? Because you seem a little dead. It's lost that little something.

[danasuz]

I love you, Dylan. =)

[sushigurl123]

Still think your amazing =]

[grold]

you should go die

[killur123456]

need subscriptions?

if you subscribe to me i'll subscribe ak just send me a message saying u did so

[sweetybebe08]

so u like soccer?

[Bazly]

Haha the big mall of mats! Could you imagine, an entire mall filled with carpet stores? I'd be pretty scared too!

[PshIMaDITZ]

Dylannn. This wasn't that funny. =/

[blupunk95]

Dude i think u are awesome and u remind me of one of my friends

[MeTheFamouseOne]

You shoul get into acting

[sleepingpillsarelove]

dude. this would do great on nickelodeon. it's like zoey 101 or unfabulous. except it's actually GOOD. and actually FUNNY. nick's been needing something decent for a long time. this is it.

[kittysprouse369]

i agree

[mvfootball22]

has dylan suffered a huge loss of personality or what?

[kittysprouse369]

no he did not

[threelions3]

show some emotion for god sake it is something to work in

[Mizzyleb]

OMG! i love watching these! lol evry month i wait 4 the next 1! lol cul8er...

[videoguy320]

u ummmm shud show more expression... im fallin asleep

[Abdiziz]

your voice sounds kinda retarded :(

[WTFchannel]

Seeing youre thirteenth video and then going back to your first and watching it, it looks like youve aged like... 3,4 years or something... watever i like the videos keep it up ^-^

[cxb450]

Man I wish I had this technology at your age. You're taking full advantage of what you have man. Good job, forget about the haters. I think it's cool you put your show out for people to watch. I don't understand the Bad News Bears haircut, but that's your generation. Have at it little buddy!

[rosettastone7]

You guys better watch out what you say about him He might be famous one day and I don't think he's gonna thank you.

[Naoko20]

You should think more about how you act in front of the camera, to be honest, you look like you're dead.

[dega4003]

As good as his show is, I agree with you on this comment. At least people like Oprah and Doctor Phil (who are way older than Dylan) look alive and you can see it in their eyes. No offense Dylan, at least you have your own show.

[SadVintageSmile]

omg were you writing with a bingo marker hahah

[lakerchick101]

heyy thats what i thought!! ha ha!! so dylan where u???

[konvict253]

it was hilarious!

HILARIOUS....hilarious.... so thats the show

[Crossb0w]

Dylan, your videos are Hilarious.

HILARIOUS!!!

Hilarious.

MAKE MORE!

[11111222221]

Field day, what the fuck are you 4?

[mcshouldgodie]

haha i meant to say live btw

[mcshouldgodie]

you're so freaking cuteee (: i couldn't like without your hairrr.

[0dylan0mackenzie0]

ohhh he is sooo funny and cute

[eXotiCsPAceMoNKeys]

ilovedylan. hes a cutie. =]

[chocolateluver101]

Yay i ve been watin for a new 1!!

[iluvcharliej]

omg u look so hot at 4:02

[0dylan0mackenzie0]

ooo Dylan do you like my chemical romance?

[ivdog]

He better cuz if he does then hes my hero!

[megs593]

omg yaya!:D new episode! so funny,wow nice!<3

[eXotiCsPAceMoNKeys]

yeah that shot at 4:02 is pretty cute.dylanscouchrox. =]

[KatieKat3393]

wow that shot at 4:02 is cuute! haha but practice talking with braces... i can tell you have some work to do on that. good job though, like always

[DiamondsAreCandy]

Ah, we had field day. And I was a freakin' captin. Gawd.

[aidanrose55]

one L!! lol

[backslash2k3]

There! I watched every episode! What more do you want from me dylan?! WHAT DO YOU WANT?!

[2moongod8]

Wow if Brad thinks he's ssssooooooo tough, then why is he wearing Super-Man Underwear!? XD LMAO

[BuckNekkid3000]

whats wrong with wearing superman underwear? i have spiderman underwear myself..

[bankai1981]

lol

[HOTSAAB92]

Real nice ! Hope to see 14 soon. More couch !!!!

[sabi41]

nice video!! how old are u?

[popbabyrockstar]

your hot and funny and awsome and ya i dunno

[trekkie314]

it's supposed to be spelled with one L.

[trekkie314]

OMG.

I almost choked to death on my gum watching this.

sounds like Brad got OWNDIZZLED!!

and you're damn hot when you smile ;)

[BadSunshine]

I don't care if the entire Dylan is fake, it's still funny

[evand77]

dylan....nobody gives a shit about your pathetic false existence. all your stories are fake and nobody's life is that shitty that everyday is a new adventure! and by the way, how can you call yourself an 8th grader if your shit on the internet is PG-rated. What? did your mom help you film this crap for a school project. I bet brad is going out with jessica and she just hangs out with you because she thinks you aren't interested in girls and you just want a new friend. How cute. LOSER!

[lakerchick101]

heyy so what its fake its entertaining and i'm an 8th grader at a real school and what are u a 2nd grader ha ha wait for it HA!! LOSER

[evand77]

no im an 8th grader too, this guy just thinks people care about his fake life

[bluespartan4]

dude- he rocks!

[lakerchick101]

heyy dylan i favorited your video and i saw u with spencer breaking the vases and what grade are u in and how old are u?? repley to my comment dylans couch rox!!!!

[evand77]

loser

[sidhumaster]

ur videos r lol nice man

[MicheleMidnight]

another great episode! and cool on the bowl add...and poor Brad....

[rhv201]

Dylan, your videos are neat. Good job with this like all the others you've made! I look forward to the next one! :-)

[ferko777]

It is actually spelled with one L. Don't question Dylan.

[paigepaw]

that is so funny

good job

[melissasafran]

who films this?

[Frusciantefan2112]

i do

[SorasKiari111]

I luv ur vids, Dylan! There awesome! Can't wait for the next!!!!!! ^^

[SpunkyXeE]

Dylan, I love your episodes. I look forward to them. Took you so long to make this one. I cried daily thinking that you may never make another episode (maybe..hehe...going over board a bit?). Anyways love your stuff! *hugs*

[rob1714]

are u fucked why are u even here u cant even afford a fucking camera u piece of shit

[sportsdreamer29]

shut up no one wants to hear your stupid gay hate comments!

i loovvee dylans couch you rock dude<3

[Rush4fr]

You sure are an interesting asshole. I see you came back to a site that you claim you cannot stand -- maybe you DON'T want to "do Dylan" (but you ARE hoping that "Dylan" would want to "do" YOU -- Ain't gonna happen, so GET OVER IT.) I suppose I am "fucked" -- you see... I'm homeless and a "runaway."

[Rush4fr]

When my parents lost our house, my dad's drinking went out of control and I couldn't take it any more. He's 6'3" and 38 -- and I'm only 5'6 and 14. When school is in session, I ride the bus to UCLA and hang out with some pretty cool college kids. They make sure I get plenty to eat. I sneak into class lectures, where the instructor doesn't notice me because the class is so large. I like to learn and I'm "ghosting" a couple of summer session classes.

[fatgirlgrobie]

you are one smart kid. alot of kids in your situation would turn to drugs, gangs and a whole bunch of other self destructive stuff. you chose role models and turned to education. good on you

[Rush4fr]

I guess you might say I'm "home(less)-schooled." I also hang out at the school library -- sometimes one of the L.A. libraries -- and that is where I get my computer access. I can't afford a camera and I don't have a place to keep one. Having something of that much value would make me a target for theft and a beating. Right now I don't get hassled by anyone, because I don't have anything they want.

Now that I've answered your questions, maybe you could tell me what makes you such a dick?

[aoriodoragon]

who the fuck would call this ball sucking fag a hottie. He needs to learn to open his mouth and learn to talk. Such a flaming little queer. and he reviews all his comments so people think everyone give good feeback. His vids are shit.

[Rush4fr]

This is interesting. Are you jealous? This video has over 10,000 views, and you have --- hmmm, I just checked your page -- you don't even have DICK! Well, I can't afford a camera, so I have no posts -- but I DO have better things to do than waste time on YouTube trying to "trash" the contributions of others. I think you bash "Dylan" because you want to "do" him. Maybe you and rob1714 should get together...

[Rush4fr]

See comment above...

[Rush4fr]

This is interesting. Are you jealous? This video has over 10,000 views, and you have --- hmmm, I just checked your page -- you don't even have DICK! Well, I can't afford a camera, so I have no posts -- but I DO have better things to do than waste time on YouTube trying to "trash" the contributions of others. I think you bash "Dylan" because you want to "do" him. Maybe you and rob1714 should get together...

[sportsdreamer29]

ohh schooled by rush4fr

[rob1714]

get some braces, does your mom film you?

[rob1714]

omg what a fucking fag get a fuckin life you worthless piece of shit holy fuck what iz the fucking point of it you faggot

[Rush4fr]

This is interesting. Are you jealous? This video has over 10,000 views, and you have --- hmmm, I just checked your page -- you don't even have DICK! Well, I can't afford a camera, so I have no posts -- but I DO have better things to do than waste time on YouTube trying to "trash" the contributions of others. I think you bash "Dylan" because you want to "do" him. Maybe you and aoriodoragon should get together...

[seagirlpink]

good job hottie!!!!!

[glenneal]

I can tell you're going downhill as you get older. I'm guessing you're on drugs now? Good luck.

[lowandfast]

hahaha Total crap as ever!

[Hoboza]

Bravo dylan, bravo.

Haha.

[MotoXRider31]

Heh, that's pretty funny...it's his own fault.

[LegoDude777]

lol

[Kairi13Kai]

smooooooth ^_^ anyway. i loved it. and well... we dont have a brad er whats his name... but we have a nick! when it came to the triple jump, F.A.C.E F.I.R.S.T into the sand pit and he was chocking up sand for a week, mouth open and everything. at least hes not blind or nuthin.

[mizzju]

Can some1 give me the name of the song, pls?

btw, I just love ur show, and at least 10 people in Portugal love it too. :D

anyway, i loved ALL your episodes, but episode 4 and 12 (although 12's topic was a little "eww" xD)were my favourites. I'm 13 too. and i know u'll get bored by reading this huge comment, but hey, that's my opinion ^^

Beijos (kisses in portuguese), Julieta

[mmoney618]

u have a lisp! but i loved it anyways..

[kittystar6]

hahaha that was funny

[lukettylwillie]

Great job as always! I loved field day when I was younger. Ah memories. Serves Brad right. It's nice to see you're not at the brunt of one of your stories for once. :P

[judo50]

Crunch-Berry (inside joke for those who've seen the spiderman 3 trailer spoof)

[akaproductions109]

omg your so funny. and cute....but when did u get braces

[h1234567h]

why the hell would u want to buy a shirt or mug with...him on it. he's ugly.

[webphrey]

hahaha good job:]

[cinemafreaks]

hey thanx i'm about to check out ur new vid. 8)

dylan

[AlexandraTuesday]

ok not your best but i must say i would probly be afraid of the big wall of mats too lol...

8)

[champaggne]

dude are you writing with a glue stick?

[cinemafreaks]

its one of those paint things u can write on the windows of a car with.

[littleelmo24]

you look like my friend dylan!

[MrsBlueSkys]

Hey Dylan love your vids, I just think you need to work on your diction a bit...

[5h5j6m]

he has braces on his teeth and he is a bit concious of the fact

[cinemafreaks]

lol my mom agrees with u!

dylan

[KingdomofZelda]

Awesome vid! has got ot be the best one yet

[blazemaster525]

your awsome dude!! thanks for the extended intro!!! it's very catchy.I find myself singing it when i'm drivin an stuff...that's halarious

[uniqe4ever]

Funny, but not as funny as the others. I still liked it though!

[roxyhottie30]

ok looked at this clip and then ur 1st one againand wow u look older then when u 1st started. i didnt like the sigens because wut if a blind person wanted to watch it but they could hear it. and i want to hear more about school drama with you and other girls.

[michellewaffle]

ok you must know that i dreamt about the 8th graders i student taught last fall.. and you were included in the class. now that was different...!

[Rontrick]

Best episode ever

[danief22]

are you kidding me, this one wasnt funny.

[Rontrick]

You're just jealous because you cant think up anythin as funny as this!

[dontstopx5dancin]

omg 6:40 is a werid face!!

[gekkie8879021]

Press Pause at 6:40 WTF IS WRONG WHIT IS FACE? :P

[tiggilicious]

hahahhahaa this was hilarious great episode!!!!!!

[KitkatLadies]

lol nice show!

[fluxlive]

Big Fan of the Couch! :)

FLUX

[clayaikenfan709]

your hot