MineCraft: Dumb Mobs by Bobby Yarsulik

[VGguy49]

Just wait for 1.2!

[bbilly0301]

23 people are going to get killed with my axe...yummy

[Bubblecake103]

23 people thinks even useless mobs are helpful.

[PheonyxImperius]

Use something besides dirt for the floor of your house and the pigs won't spawn inside.

[Tobi4444]

First i thought he would sing The dragonborn Song of skyrim

[whyUnoLISTEN]

please i dont like you

[SuperPurplepeacesign]

At first I thought he was singing there are mobs in my crap! :D

[TheSequenzer]

Coe's Quest ^^

[Bubblecake103]

Hey you know in the update pigs cows chickens all give a good use. food

[merkur32123]

@Bubblecake103 I remember seeing Pigs and Sheep in indev, but only Pigs gave food. In 1.8, Cows and chickens dropped food. So, the answer is Indev and 1.8 i think

[SoFlySoAwesome]

I thought it was a chicken... Awesome song :P

[Edje1953]

is there a song about testivicate's

[laughingskuls7000]

what about sheep?

[gildemesh]

@laughingskuls7000 The sheep only gives burnable colored wool. So that's useless too. =p

[NoobMine]

901 people loves riding pigs

[callmeloretter]

*Goes outside armed with a hoe in the middle of the night needing wood*

OH [ beep ] A CHICKEN.

*Runs inside*

[dspfbi]

Get in the way of YOU!

[roxas9192]

lol! awesome :D

[GeneralDestructo]

YOU!

[cloneman564]

RACIST!!!

theres no sheep

[Guitarlover762]

this sounds exactly like a System of a Down song...i just cant think of which one, grrr...

[gameking5001]

its not a duck its a chicken...... 

[Sterski1]

@gameking5001 It's a Ducken! :D

[momissinpewbs]

If you listen closely you'll hear him say "and maybe a hoe :'("

[whoeveriam0iam14222]

@momissinpewbs

the description has the lyrics

[momissinpewbs]

@whoeveriam0iam14222 Well excuuuuuse me princess I've listened to this song enough so I don't look at the lyrics.

[SkylordMarine]

this sounds like avenged sevenfold?

[gameking5001]

the dumb mobs gained about 30 IQ points since 1.8 no they don't just let you stab them repeatedly they run

[cheeseParlor]

yummy

[oliverjon80]

hes right about pigs, they need to STAY THE HELL AWAY!!! and give me bacon...

also, cows need to stop mooing, its stupid and annoying.. and leather is useless.

chickens literally wont die unless you hit their feet... why their feet!? and i make my own hoes, i dont need no money!!

[roberjen1]

Is it just me or does this song always make your day. I can't stop laughing though the song ends especially at the end with "or maybe a hoe..."

[ThePokeFan21]

Who else remembers when Coestar used this song?

[Guitarlover762]

@ThePokeFan21 thats how i found this song :p

[supabunny]

@ThePokeFan21 just watched that :P

[merkur32123]

You have such an awesome Voice!

[alexagray12]

the best song ever. it is really funny. no joke. i couldnt stop laughing even after the video ended

[karatekid778]

This was the first song I heard from you.

Yesterday, in fact.

I'm hooked.

[Pinkyfreeze7]

Meat is more valueble now. :)

[PieMoe]

On the bright side, all mobs drop food now!

[StratosphericLabs]

@PieMoe Except sheep. But at least wool is kinda valuable to the artistic players.

[Shoopboi]

@PieMoe Squid.Sheep.Skeletons.Creepers­.Ghasts.Endermen.Snow Golems.Villager.Wolf.Blaze.Spi­der.Cave Spider.Slimes.Magma Cubes.Silverfish.Enderdragon.

Also that happened in 1.8 not 1.0 DUMMBEH.

[PieMoe]

@Shoopboi 1:I never implied that I was talking about 1.0.0. 2:I never implied that all HOSTILE mobs drop food.

[Shoopboi]

@PieMoe Sayinbs Mobs means Passive and Hostile, DUMMMMMMMMBBBBEEEEEEH

[PieMoe]

@Shoopboi Zombies drops flesh. Eat that.

[Shoopboi]

@PieMoe Didn't say Zombies.

[PieMoe]

@Shoopboi I didn't say all hostile mobs. For fracking sake, ALL MOBS MENTIONED HERE DROPS FOOD. FAPPY?

[Shoopboi]

@PieMoe Fappy?No, I don't want to masturbate.

[PieMoe]

@Shoopboi Then a good day to you.

[Ajstonehammers]

@TheTlay101 Sheep always drop stuff, so stop commenting on peoples videos you worthless piece of shit!

[The1NT3RV3N3]

Yummay.

[TheTlay101]

Dear most commenters

THIS WAS BEFORE WOLVES!!! And i think sheep didn't drop anything yet ether.

[Pyromainiac45]

Let's take the sheep for instance.

He is only used for wool.

So you can make a bed or painting.

He always runs before you shear him

And can't be caught.

I am going to kill him with my axe.

[madmanhimes]

if i didn't read the lyrics, i would still be thinking he was saying leeeets take the pig for iiit's daaance

[CahillDestro]

JUST KILL THEM WITH YOUR FUCKING WOLVES

[xergxilla]

all true

[jpeanut97]

Let's take the slime for instance...

He is only used for slimeballs,

So you can have your sticky pistons.

He always spawns in certain chunks and is never found...

I am going to kill him with my axe!

[Invisibool]

Let's take the Squid for instance...

He is only used for Ink Sacs

So you can make all of your Wool Black.

He always hides on the seafloor

Where I can't go

I am going to kill him with my Ax!

[kelvinkrisful]

Why do you want to make a hoe to kill a pig?

I AM GOING TO KILL YOU WITH MY HOE!

[Luigicrafter]

MAKE A MUSICAL OUT OF THIS

[Devzilla98]

21 people couldn`t get the pig out of their house

[Pokemonfanzo]

TVtropes.

[modernwar2ghostrp]

whats the original song this is based from

[mikekartwii]

try peacefull :D

[keenanc144]

"GET THIS PIG OUT OF MY HOUSE!plz go.i dont like you. i just wna make a sword... maybe a hoe." been thare done that....

[MattakuNoKoohai]

TV Tropes, anyone?

[CalgorGrim]

And dont forget that the cows now produce steak and the chickens also give meat. Maybe a version 2 of this? :P

[TheDragon928]

Oh, you don't know how annoying they can be.

Have you been pushed into lava by a chicken before?

[LordWeegee450]

@TheDragon928 Nope :D

[supabunny]

@TheDragon928 FOUR TIMES...

[Crimsenfox]

Wheres the sheep?

[MrIigle]

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[SuperMasterMole]

boy, sheep are sure useful mobs!

[EmperorFishFinger]

The "duck" is actually a chicken.

[gleoneti]

@EmperorFishFinger yes it is! It is a bleeding duck or a vampire duck

[zanderaw]

@Darknessrider100 He did.

[goldeneaglegaming]

I T S N O T A D U C K!!!!

[MerscratianAce]

There are mobs in Minecraft that will make you pull your hair,

There are mobs in Minecraft that will make you pull your hair.

They can't do anything, they only get in the way of you. You!

Let's take the sheep for instance.

He is only used for wool, so you can have your decorations.

He bleats and pushes you into lava,

and jumps all over your crops.

I AM GOING TO KILL HIM WITH MY AXE!!

[CaptainKorhonen]

Yummy.

[gildemesh]

I love the stress on the phrase "Bows and freaking Arrows".

[Vectoroids]

@gildemesh RUSSIA!!!

[ChuggaFan01]

How did an argument about the English language appear on bobby's video? What is wrong with the people of today.

[hotpop89130]

You sir, are THE best musition

[Darknessrider100]

he needs to make a song on ENDERMAN

[WW2BOY]

@Darknessrider100 you are SO late!

[The86penguins]

katniss11 you hae a lot of luck if that actully happend

[katniss11]

I swear... when I listen to your Skeleton song, I get shot by a skeleton. When I listen to your spider song, I get mauled by a spider. When I listen to this song, a pig comes inside my house. YOU my sir ... are a genius!

[Maxdg1013]

@DrGealtach The squid is not a dumb mob, it doesn't get in the way at all, it's always in the water. And the ink sacs are also used to mix with bone meal to make Grey dye, or mix it with two bone meal to make light grey dye. I think you can also use it to make other dyes darker.

The squids are also very intelligent.

[ctrlshifttab]

i used to think it was duck, but it's a chicken

[tankisdeath]

@zaqareemalcolm Also the English Language that is used by Modern England and Various Countries as well, such as Ireland, has been UN-CHANGED for over 2000 YEARS, yet in the last 50 years Americans decided that they can mix shit up and tried to re-invent the Modern English Language in an attempt to give themselves false recognition to act proud of something they wish they did and claimed that they did but everyone execpt them knows that they haven't accomplished FUCK ALL!

[zaqareemalcolm]

@tankisdeath Oh, and I thought you're talking about English IN GENERAL, not modern English.

And why complain about "OOO it's spelt 'AXE' not 'AX'" Seriously, if you want to be racist, do it OFF THE INTERNET.

Next, you're going to call anyone who uses American English "Hobknockers"

[tankisdeath]

@zaqareemalcolm The english I call Modern English has in fact been used for 2 Milliniums, that's 2,000 years, and how am I being racist?, you want to explain how because I don't know., I also have no idea what a "Hobknocker" is nor do I know what "Hobknockers" are.

[tankisdeath]

@zaqareemalcolm Old English used the same words just in a different context, I'm not ignorant nor a troll, English is a West Germanic language that arose in the Anglo-Saxon kingdoms of ENGLAND, following the economic, political, military, scientific, cultural, and colonial influence of Great Britain and the United Kingdom from the 18th century, via the British Empire. (I.E. It came from England which is why it's called THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE) P.S. I just used the same source to prove you wrong.

[alynnidalar]

Why are you wasting a perfectly good axe on mobs? Use a sword, silly! Or a bow if you're a wimp.

[katniss11]

Someone needs to take his awe away...

[SuperShyguybros]

LEEEEEEEEEEEEEETS TAKE ENDERMAN FOR EXAMPLE...

they only make you shit your pants...the scare 24/7 and never LEAVES...

I.AM.GOING.TO.KILL.HIM.WITH.MY­.AXE!

[mr123beau123]

you guys know he its a chicken not a duck?

[Vladislak]

And I thought the argument about the genders of bovine was dumb. -_-;

[tankisdeath]

It's spelt AXE not AX FFS AXE, GO LEARN TO SPEAK TheRandomnatrix,DrGealtach SERIOUSLY, IT's AXE!!!!!!

[monolithispure]

@tankisdeath dumbass ax can be spelled both ways

[tankisdeath]

@monolithispure Maybe in yankyville mother fucker, but it's AXE, It can be spelled AX in America, Also it's ARSE HOLE, Not ASS, dumb fucking yank, Oh plus before you go on a wobbler trying to say it's spelt this way, I'm british, britain gave you the english language, we invented it so I hate when yanky fucks decide they can change spelling and invent words so they can attempt at being different.

[ankokufang]

@tankisdeath um... not sure what you're replying to, but "britain gave you the english language, we invented it" kinda defeats you saying "so I hate when yanky fucks decide they can change spelling and invent words"

[tankisdeath]

@ankokufang Britain invented the english language, and many other things including football, and they rename it soccer to try and act as if they made it, then they slightly alter RUGBY, and call it Football, Fucking retards, they are so stupid they have to call Horse Riding "Horse-Back Riding" to actually indicate where they are going to ride the horse, or we call it pavement they call it "side-walk", they are too stupid.

[ankokufang]

@tankisdeath you do know that the REASON English is alive is because A.) it borrows from MANY languages, and B.) The language changes over time.

[tankisdeath]

@ankokufang It was born from latin, it doesn't borrow from many languages, and no it doesn't change, people create slang and they some how become real words.

[ankokufang]

@tankisdeath apparently you have never taken a real english class, so I have very little left to say to you.

and so you know, the videos I watched in MY english classes in AMERICA... were english educational videos from BRITAIN. That's where I got my info. with that, I am done with you and your so-called knowledge of the english language. Goodbye

[tankisdeath]

@ankokufang No, they weren't, and we don't have an english class, it's called literacy, also look up on the english language for your self and you will be proved wrong because in all known history most languages came from latin as it was the one language known to be spoken all across europe, furthermore the english language then became used by british romans.

[ankokufang]

@tankisdeath um... way to blow your whole argument. first off, what you describe is the ORIGIN of English. not it's HISTORY. Because there IS a difference.

oh, and it is proven, not "proved". also, why is there OLD English, if English has never changed.

[tankisdeath]

@ankokufang As I said, it was just slang and somehow they became the language we know today. and I describe known history and origin, they are in fact pretty similar.

[ankokufang]

@tankisdeath ok, I noticed on your profile that you're 15. Are you even a junior in high school or whatever they call it there? because I'm in COLLEGE. I do believe I know more about english than you would, given the differences. Good day.

[tankisdeath]

@ankokufang You are a retard because you think age defines intelligence, go live in your fucked up little world.

[ankokufang]

@tankisdeath I said good day.

[zaqareemalcolm]

@tankisdeath Either A.You're an ignorant son of a bitch or B.You're a troll

Looking up the English language, its origins lie in Western Germanic language, not from the British (Although that's where it was brought to). It has only been influenced by Latin, not derived from it (Yes, there's a difference)

To say English has never changed is a lie. Oh, and Old English is not a colloquial.

Just because it's American spelling doesn't mean it's wrong.

Lol an Asian knows English more than you : P

[tankisdeath]

@WW2BOY Ever seen Adam Sandlers "Eight Crazy Nights" ?, A hilarious animated film, and this song reminds of it due to the fact it's not exactly a song it's like a speech post-song, it's like your just talking but are musical-ly going about it, lol.

[tankisdeath]

"Lets take the pig for instance.

He is only used for meat, maybe just a little snack

He always comes inside your house, and never leaves.

I am going to kill him with my axe."

"YUMMY"

[153Jacob]

NOTCH listen NOW make this album minecraft's fuckin music DAM!!!!!

[xBurgertownx]

Pig is awesome!!!

[Hunter54811]

Im glad sheepies arent on the list SHEEPIES ARE CUTE

[mkfan678]

@Hunter54811 they were cut

[mariodude67]

@swampydew YEAH AMERICA!! Freaking redneck, America would be better without you.

[KingBat7]

Love this music!

[TheRandomnatrix]

Theeeese stupid youtuberrrrs

Why don't they shut up,

All they ever do is argue and complain,

I'll never read the comments ever again,

I think I can't take much more of this,

When will the madness ever end,

They come and post about a cow,

Why can't they just have some fun,

I THINK I'KILL THEM WITH MY AX!

[deideisgirl59]

@TheRandomnatrix can i help =D

[youngromh4x0r]

This song strangely reminds me of Southern Cross by 403.

[ExtraKawaii]

Bobby Yarsulik makes the best Minecraft songs ever.

[Imafanofyou11]

Lets take the wolf for Instance...

he is only used for Company...

So you don't feal so freaking lonely!

He protects you from all the other mobs

I think im going to kill him with my ax.

Wait what?

[usbfridge]

There's ducks in minecraft?

[TheSterrett]

@usbfridge TEXTURE PACKS FTW.

[ikillbad]

one M0:00RE time

[Vladislak]

Oh good lord, why are the comments riddled with people arguing over the gender of various cattle?

♪Let us watch a video without these dumb comments

We can't laugh or enjoy anything, get these people out of my comments

Get out, please... I don't like you...

Go away... I just wanna make a comment..

... or maybe a joke.♫

[TheShadowman60]

@Vladislak Then, don't scroll down.

[neshploda17]

"I just wanna make a sword... or maybe a hoe..."

[volg122]

actually you ssupposed to kill a duck (or chicken) with a shovel :D

[eikka492]

Here's a question:

If a male cow is called a bull, then what is a female cow called?

"Cow" is NOT the answer. And the whole damn race has to have a better name tha "cow". But what is it?

[lomani57]

@eikka492 is the answer a Heffer??

[lonewoulf239]

@eikka492 a bitch cow..?

[Eva04master]

Everyone knows that the diamond shovel is the best way to kill neutral mobs :)

[ryanragecustom]

sheep: well at least he left me out

[sporecreatorperson]

@ryanragecustom ...

Let's take the sheep for instaaaaance.

He... he... uh... is only used for... beds... and... and... wool...

I AM GOING TO KILL HIM WITH MY AXE.

[ryanragecustom]

@sporecreatorperson sheep: OH COME ON

[MinecraftRecorder]

@the0triforce My sincerest apologies.

[donaldfard]

lol tey r dumb

[the0triforce]

@MinecraftRecorder you forgot a spider jockey who was responsible for the twelfth comment my good sir : )

[Maloman05]

Nice

[amythemistcat]

Listening to this after killing like, ten sheep on my minecart track. I don't even know where they got on...

[cuBeOfficial]

PALM YOUR FACE

[CweeperJr]

threr is no duck its a chicken the duck is a mod

[TheBeatexpert]

@CweeperJr Thats how dumb the mob is it doesn't know what it is

[CweeperJr]

@TheBeatexpert XD

[minecraftpivot]

dumb mobs are stupid

[NoGreifersAllowed]

Ok. Sorry. I rage when people disrespect entire countries by one person.

[Thekingzombie200]

It seems that every farm animal is eventually killed with an axe.

[Avarthas]

Or maybe a hoe..

Teehee

[sparta816]

there are ducks in minecraft? O.o

[fredo1ish]

if the chickens never die how are you going to kill them with your axe

[doCtOrHx]

this will forever be my favorite song by you. LUVS IT.

[doCtOrHx]

luv this song it's hillarious!

[theWAKstudios]

i love how you sound so sad at the ending :) and i see you dont think the sheeps are unusefull :P

[toxiclunch]

He kinda sounds like phantomsavage. XD

[CleverCactus]

Ghasts feel the same way about humans. You go to the Nether and they want you to get out of their home. So they kill you.

[WhiteFangDaWolf]

The end was a total Krillin voice from DBZ abridged, I lol'd

[ramlood]

@DrGealtach He already kinda made a squid song :P

[walker19990]

your a nerd YOUR EPIC

[bridgechase]

@walker19990 Least he has a hobby. Probably even a career

[techfighterminal]

is it just me or does this remind you of jack skelington?

[MultiMatinek]

Love this song...

[Dez26]

I thought Barnyard was just weird, but it seems like Americans REALLY think male cows exist. "He gets in the way?" Those cows are FEMALE.

[WW2BOY]

@Dez26 I doubt Americans think male cows exist... I mean a portion of Americans ARE dairy farmers you know. Who cares if I said he or she, it's just an npc.

[BaneOfRagnarok]

@WW2BOY we do.

[mopopo11]

@WW2BOY actually he is the default term to describe animals i mean it should be assumed cows would be a he but usually for animals that you dont know for sure its a he

[smetts11]

@WW2BOY well im an american and ive been telling people the male version of a cow is a bull so yes most americans think theirs male cows...

[flippyrulz123]

@WW2BOY You can milk them now, proving they ARE female.

But I'll stop annoying you now.

Youv written with humor, relaxation and deepness, somthing the chart toppers of today fail to do, and they've got dictionarys and songwriters of every nation working for them.

Seriously, I respect you o/**\o