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  • lolololololol

    I LOVE YOU. Lol Always loved your vids Greg.

  • Roses are red.

    My name is Dave.

    This makes no sense.

    Microwave.

  • "If I tickle my dick long enough magic milk will come out." Damn, that's some funny shit.

  • hahahaha just when i need a laugh you give it to me.

  • Im gonna make my poop disappear *flush* TADA!!

  • good for you.

  • I AM NOT A TERROWIST

  • 2:46 DAMMIT Greg my dad thought I was watching porn xD

  • "if i tickle my dick long enough majic milk will comeout" LOl i ost it at this part!

  • one of the best videos ive seen yet hahahahaha

  • What are you doing with you life man...

  • @goldengun872

    It's because that scene was shot in front of a blue screen, and the necklace is blue. The blue necklace (because it's blue) was included in the blue screen background effect.

    When you saw it change, it was him stopping the CGI.

  • you should do the cinnamon challenge!!

  • U need a tan

  • Hahahaha Your Whitney Houston

  • @WingWeeMovies Sick fucking prick.

  • @WingWeeMovies Sick prick.

  • See any difference with his necklace at 1:36 and 1:38 ? I do.

  • Man I wanna give dat busty white girl my magical milk!

  • Free reply button 00:00

  • the magic milk quote made me laugh so hard xD

  • As much as I love chris angel I had to laugh at this

  • FUCKING SEXY. :)

  • 0:40 is my favorite part

  • This shit is fucking incredible!! hahaha

  • R.I.P. Chris Angel

    Goodnight, sweet prince.

  • i love chris angel:(

  • 2:46

    Ok, was that you moaning...?

  • THIS IS FREAKE HILARIOUS

  • slap your emotional pain away :D

  • Bad video. Not funny.

  • you look hot in those pants. Well, when you're not making a derp face ^.^

  • I Like Gay Porn! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! ♥

  • I love the fake female orgasm eith the shake weight. ^^

  • But its cool cuz i can like bring myself back to life and shit... Bahaha

  • " if you tickle my dick long enough magic milk will come out "

  • Do you have a life

  • Look 0:55!

    This is THE BEST!

  • Lotion bottle up the butt

  • Is it just me or does it look like he's drinking the water in the bath tub at the end? (Look closely at his mouth)

  • 2:25 is that suppose to be another guy xD?

  • Gay

  • your really not funny :L

  • at least chris angel's got a ripped body compared to your scrawny, prepubescent looking build. lol

  • "Facepallm" Words can not describe this horrifying scene WTF!?!?!?!?!

  • 0:55 best derp ever...xD

  • @MrSide128 my bad 0:53 to 0:54

  •  gaaah im kris angel! IM NOT GAY!

  • wtf is this shit?

  • If I were a professional computer hacked I'd hack any channel that runs Criss Angel commercials and replace the commercials with the first 27 seconds of this video.

  • I am ashamed that I am a number in the view counter.........

  • @danskr123 you shouldn't judge people

  • ..

  • WTF!!!!!

  • Fukin retard you fukin stupid gay homo fag

  • Sub­­

  • 0:54 it was the only part that made me laugh! :)

  • Was i the only one who tried to "like" the description?

  • Jacob Black: LOOK AT MY ABS

    Onision: LOOK AT MY ABS

    Me:Where

    Onision: Under my fat...He's shy

  • Don't make fun of suicides!! I have a niece who tried jumping off a building to escape her pain. Thankfully her kindergarten teacher got to her before it was too late, but suicide is never a funny joke!

  • /watch?v=s0XahC3GqzA PORN WTF!!!!!!

  • 2:46 have fun :D

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD

  • lol "i'm gona make my poop dissappear"

  • How to masturbate w.o lotion

    1. get a boner

    2. ????

    3. profit

  • i love Criss Angel.

    but this shit is fucking hilarious.

  • damn he is in shape

  • hahaha loved it :))) dont mind that my sn has his name in it hahhaha this was good

  • @Superstupdlyawsome I think the words your looking for are ' Edward cullen' lmao jk I luv him

  • @0:55 is my new picture for everything

  • 2:46 Yup.

  • Wait... those are the ladybug pants.

  • 1:17 HAHA

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  • Did he die

  • 10th time ive watched this video and laughed my ass off everytime!!!

  • ONI do a version of MCR's Gerard Way pls pls pls x

  • he likes gay porn,

    he can make his poop go away by "magic",

    he wants to make out but cant,

    he wants guys to call him so he can have sex with them,

    he tickles his dick so "milk" can come out,

    he stands like a homosexual dude,

    he sounds like a woman when they are having sex,

    and he pretends to raipe and murder himself.

    WHAT THE HELL!!!!!!!

  • The moles of your chest make me rage.

  • Did he use red dead redemption cards at 1:29 ?

  • His face was so funny looking at 0:37 LOLFMOA

  • 0:54 VERY SMART TO BE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET AS WELL IN 2:04

  • 0:10 boner

  • Watch me make something go through my hand Eneuguoeuneyneye lol

  • When my mother came in, I switched to porn... Because this was easier to explain . But it's so funny, I'm sure I watched that Video over five times and I still have to laugh xD

  • 0:48 Shiloh!

  • Omg ur kitchen walls are still green from the Banana Cloud video??!! Awesome!!!

  • 2:44 xD

  • LMFAO, "I like gay porn, are you available?"

    I sware i just died. XD

  • LOL i just came here to see 3:04

  • Where did the quarter appear? lol and can someone write down the them song lyrics idk what he says in the beginning but it makes me laugh lol

  • And America is a superpower for which reasons again............

  • "I'm Chris Angel, do you like my abs"....Ab's? What ab's Onision?

  • I'm KKKris angel and i'm not a terrorist!! I can make my shit disappear! lol!

  • This brought me out of my depresion and made me laugh <3

  • hey greg! do you get all your video ideas on your speaks channel from comments ppl leave on your website?

  • magic milk will come out xD

  • spreadinn the word about this FREAKIN hilarious video?'

  • wow....he can hold his breath 4 a REALLY long time xD

  • I liked the first girl.

  • Red Dead Redemption playing cards.

  • Whiteboy should give you a gold metal for this

  • Excuse me mam I'm kkkriss angel do you know who I am?

  • Uh oh

  • hahahahahha i love onision! aha

  • F you man

  • I Love Criss Angel... :P

    But, I Still Find This Hilarious... Espicially His Face At 00:54 (:

  • 3:35 the water stop flowing x)

  • on 2:47 my mom thought I was watching porn :(

  • "I do magic tricks but i don't suck c***" lost. my. shit.

  • that one emo chick was kinda hot, don't be hatin'.

  • i cant see his abbs at all can anyone else

  • @0:54

  • Can anyone help me find a link to download the the theme song???

  • Did anybody ever tell you you look like a young Iggy Pop?

  • Dude ur FUNNY especially 1:41 WoW

    XD

  • omfg i love this video!!!!!! ive watched it like 10 times :P

  • thumbs up if you actually have that Criss Angel Magic Kit

  • @distortedkid123 I bought my brother that and he doesn't even use it.

  • lol at 0:55 hes like, bitch please

  • best scene ever 2:45

  • your gay

    

  • Lol at 0:11 he had a boner!

  • @MelanieGonzalez12 Wow. Have you ever seen a boner before..?

  • Pick a card. Any card. Here, take this one. LOLOLOL!

  • 2:02 Greg: Hello have we met before Girl:no Greg Were not infront of a green screne in a studeo Girl: No

  • Not awkward at all... 2:45

  • hello onision my fã do brazil.hiiii

  • i laugh my ass off and i really laughed when he was trying to drown him self and he was twitching

  • that long curly hair looks nice on shiloh :)

  • arright, well i still like onision but criss angel is sick, i love him and he dont talk like some demented porcupine who eats paint off the walls.

  • well, 1:10 or something..

  • 1:12 BOOB TOUCHING

  • Magic milk.

  • 666 dislikes (6)

  • I gotta admit, i do like Criss Angel, But this, was hilarious xD "Lets make out Hederosexual woman! *Kiss* Ugh.. oh.." xD

  • I'm so glad I stumbled upon this XD

  • wtf am i watching..

  • LOLOLOL 0:54 is the best part!!

  • 0:54 = best part xD

  • magic milk will come out . . . hahahahahahahaha

  • More videos like this, please.

  • I like gay porn too, lets hang.

  • 3:16 Planking

  • R.I.P Onision 

  • Bahahahaha! That was awesome! I have lots of love for this <3

  • LMFAO

  • 1:45 is not something I needed to hear while eating cereal. XD

  • focus on making your sperm strong and maybe you wont fuck up this time.

  • YOU USED TO HAVE A HOT AS BODY!! D:

  • 1:51 okay? like in south park :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd

  • He looks exactly like Billie Joe Armstrong.

  • *literally dies laughing*

  • that was disturbing.. xD

  • i never watched onsion before but this was hilarious

  • 1:51 LOL .

  • My reaction on this video with 5 letters...LMFAO.

  • *creeps on you*

  • FAG

  • I masturbate without lotion.........

  • YOUR FUCKING LAUGH. <3

  • Make more criss angel videos!

  • 1:40 I love that laugh... <3

  • 2:45 O.O" lolzz

  • 2:45 cant stop laughinggggg

  • i laughed so hard on 01:41

  • Wait, what episode if Mindfreak is this from?

  • i think chriss angle is hot.If i was a guy i would have a boner right......now.

  • I have the weirdest boner right now.

  • I love Criss Angel.. lol. But this was great. XDD

  • i just saw a chris angle ad on tv, and all i could think was "I LIKE GAY PORN, ARE YOU AVAILIBLE?"

  • DO ADAM SANDLER

  • lmao, ARE YOU AVAILABLE ;D