Clean Female Christian Comedian Kelly Sisney #5

[bhickman6]

I'm glad she brought up the cruelty of Jehovah.

[TheSillySils]

I am a comedian. And I am a Christian. And this is absolute shit. And how about that Noah's Ark people....!!!!!

[Q3ToPBuZz]

The problem is, the audience are "Christians", most of them have never actually read any Bible.

[brian4480]

WOW, I laughed at NOTHING!!!!!!! Please go back to your other job.

[Looking2marryU]

Good performance. Some good, positive OT stories. Gen. 24 (Issac and Rebekkah wed), Prov. and Solomon both have encouragement. Of course there's more mercy and Grace in the NT. Your routine really was clean.

[TheRealRoxette]

It's like watching a car crash live in action.

[MsLeabella]

only problem with the end of that is lot didn't go back...

[GermanConquistador08]

BIble jokes are what God laughs at the most. (Except the ones that makes FUN of the bible of course in a negative way in order to lead people AWAY from God)

[SigmaSigmaGnarly]

@GermanConquistador08 those are the funniest ones in my opinion. but to each his own

[jsol2228]

Hindu undertones well received from this pantheist witch devoted naked, sweat drinking condom inflating beer swilling skirt bumping christian

[idbigod]

satan hates you this i know

for the demons told me so.

[Guitar4christ5]

Horrible.. Doesn't the title say clean comedy.. Not killing the bible

[MsFraycat]

i heard sooo many christian jokes that would never dis the bible or the LORD's word... and i think the way u said it was an insult instead of a joke...plz dont this personally but its more of a feedback..

[MsFraycat]

no offence...but although ur video is titled "clean" and "christian" comedy i dont think its funny.. i just think its more of an insult the way u use ur jokes in a sarcastic way...

[2amberdawn2]

No offense lady, but not funny. You know, it could just not be my kinda humor... but yeahhh....

[tylenator552]

not funny

[ripefortheharvest]

Does she believe in the Old Testament? You have to believe in it to be a Christian.

[Yahwehismyway1]

I'm sorry, but there is no joking about the Bible. This isn't funny, Jesus would not be amused

[thatgingauknow]

fredrick, you need to apologise to this young man, as you have sinned against him insinuating he is stupid. that is not why Jesus died, so you could judge this man inferior to you, for did not Christ say "Judge not lest you be judged? For by the same measure you judge it shall be given to you."

Max, it is no fairytale: let me put ut to you this way. If we're wrong, it doesnt matter. But if you're wrong, IT DOES.

[noibn2]

@thatgingauknow: " let me put ut to you this way. If we're wrong, it doesnt matter. But if you're wrong, IT DOES"

That's simply not true, if you (christians) are wrong and Max chose to live his life in accordance with your beliefs he would have wasted his life. He could have lived his life diffrently, not wasting time on prayer etc. Pascals wager really is a stupid argument.

[Brenda0312F]

You randomly found it, but you CHOSE to watch it.

God bless you anyway. I can say have a nice day even though we dont agree about our beliefs. By your post I will assume you voted for Obama. I will also assume you are a liberal, correct? I thought you people were for freedeom of "choice". You think its ok to choose to kill a baby. But you cant choose to love God? Killing babies is normal thinking? Where is your anger about that? God is just to horrible of a thought for you? Twisted...

[airportshell4]

Haha

[IamLiterallyRetarded]

The joke is that anyone actually believes this crap.

[Brenda0312F]

You must be searching for something or you wouldnt have came to this page. Why does it make you angry? Alot of people believe in things you dont, but that doesnt make you angry. Wonder what it is about Christ that angers you so? Ya know, you only prove Gods word to be true because of that one small fact. It talks about it in God's word. How Gods word will offend like nothing else to an unbeliever. I know that to be true. You just proved it. Thanks.

[maxassumption]

@Brenda0312F

Thats the exact answer you'd expect from a typical american bubblehead fruitcake like yourself.

people find this video like any other video, word of mouth because of the amazingly disturbing content from a mindless idiot...

get a grip before you start bringing your shitty religion into this, which is used on a daily basis to manipulate you bunch of psychos.

this retard circus of a country voted in a monster like Bush, twice, because of this approach..

now fuck of my planet..

[frederickj3]

@maxass.

Thank God that stupidity is not contagious. It's a pity that your obviously low IQ does not permit intelligent discussion. Judging issues that are "over your head" only tends to spot light your foolishness. I wish you no rest nor peace until you deal with your issues and find truth and forgiveness in Christ.

[maxassumption]

@frederickj3

Please dont speak to me you brainwashed headcase. You religious freaks are all the same. Judging issues that are "over my head" ?

HA, classic! Well I wish you never remove your head from your anus, you simpleton cloud dancing troglodyte (which, i bet you also dont believe in)

"forgiveness in christ"? If there was a christ he sure wants everyone to be sorry doesnt he? keeps the minions like yourself in check. Believe whatever fairytale you wanna bullshit your kids with, good luck!

[IamLiterallyRetarded]

@Brenda0312F Judaism and Islam annoy me as well. There's reality, and then there's theism. The things that I find offensive in all of these religions is the dehumanizing aspect of them. "You're a wretch, you're a worm, you deserve death." It's revolting.

[rush7777me7777]

I agree. Christians gloss of these that these extreme things!

[maxassumption]

fuckin shit from fucking delusional shit eating bubbly fuckin american housewives, fuck off you cunt.

i quite enjoyed it though.. made me feel better about myself. : )

[Trevrz1]

@maxassumption lol

[Brenda0312F]

lol...Yeah I can tell by you're anger, bitterness and resentment of others choices that you are really happy about yourself. You wouldnt bother with insults if you were at all secure with yourself. Its a fact. Just saying.

[woweewooza]

this is disturbing.

[manooaus]

I agree. This is very disturbing.

[groovykitty13]

i was started on the old testiment!! =3 she is right, it is not a pick me up book.

"married to a seasoning" lolz XD

[marysoul99]

yes...

where rae the jokes?

[jediskater7]

where were the jokes?

[Dollydaydream4JC]

lol! Thanks for the great vid! I wish more people did clean comedy like that!