Team America in 5 seconds

[TheAccidentalMonk]

Getting screwed over by a Corporate Oligarchy and the best you can do is peacefully occupy public spaces? AMERICANS... HAHA, YEAH.

[SlapstickCoyote]

actually the real plotline of the movie was a lot more simplistic

[Cemente25]

Durka durka..? Oh! Durka Durka Durka.

[macky1able]

Matt Damon just makes this film fucking epic.

[konman001]

durka durka muhammed jihaaad!

[Vuvenz]

KILLING CIVILIANS FOR OIL.... FUCK YEEEAH!

[SefirothPH]

@Vuvenz lol get over it

[niptuck117]

See, there's three types of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along and dicks just wanna FUCK all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want is to SHEEITT all over everything. So pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because...pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks ALSO fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get?

[1999UTD]

@niptuck117

you'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!!

[ikennedy118]

Press 3 for MATT DAMON!

[KaptinKilla]

Surprise, Cockfags!

[punjaab53]

what happened to 0:07??

[ImNeilPatrickHarris]

@punjaab53

the clip used to be 10 seconds. i dunno what happened.

[derkade]

@punjaab53 i dont how how all you fucking dumbasses have not yet realised that every video skips the second to last second of the video

[Earpollution121]

@punjaab53 who gives a shit?

[chicopapass]

@punjaab53 youtube automatically does that. every video is the same way

[callfall1]

@punjaab53 He's gone MIA.

[Georgeqaws]

Hey, this one was actually almost 5 seconds

[TheLittleVirus]

This is seriously the best scene of the entire movie... XD I'll never look at Matt Damon the same way again... XD

[baconduff]

@TheLittleVirus you're absolutely right! :D

[BAZZMANNIFY]

anyone want the scipt for this video? it goes like this

matt damon... AMERICA... FUCK YEH!!!!

[gunnari14]

come and save my country oh america! you cant even save yourselfs.

[VimeC]

Well done on getting the whole "5 seconds" thing down. So many people don't understand...

[iluvyouwyatt]

I knew it LOL

[dynastywarriors2009]

i was expecting:

"intelligence is gone!

i repeat: we have no intelligence!" lol

[bigjake52]

matt damon lol

[Videoforthewin]

@selenagirl14 im almost 12 and what is this?

[MrJDred]

Actually...that makes sense xD

[weeross13]

best pupet film ever

[MAriNeMandM]

MAAAATT DAAAAMOOON.

[karkiuz]

Best song in history

[Somakulary]

Everyone who thinks he stole this video from Theguywiththeglasses, pause the video at 0:06 and read what it actually says behind the ad. Stupid asses...

[blublub17]

GUNNA SAVE THE MOTHER FUCKIN DAY YEAHH

[elfirrepins]

Metttt Dayminnn!

[eegcmnaes]

Why is a tag theguywiththeglasses?

[KimchiAndChickenInLA]

Nice...could have added some Kim Jung Ill "I'm soo ronely" for good measure..but damn good as is

[Sifinland]

you're wrong; try turning off the annotations dude. pretty stupid accusation.

[BarraganBoy]

Try turning off annotations before accusing someone of stealing. It doesn't say "thatguywiththeglasses"

[supermatthew222]

ThisGuyIsADoucheBag

i was talking about romansrule3

[Zinn2axu]

matt damon lol

[ImNeilPatrickHarris]

the video isn't stolen from "thatguywiththeglasses." it's just from an old account of mine.

[romansrule3]

@ImNeilPatrickHarris ...so you mean to tell me your thatguywiththeglasses?...

[ImNeilPatrickHarris]

The account isn't thatguywiththeglasses.

[TheJediLuke]

@ImNeilPatrickHarris but are you Neil Patrick Harris?

[whowhatwhenwatch]

ahahahahaha

[besian1987]

ahahaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhahhaahhhha­haahahhaahahahahahaha

[Bakazuraz]

Honestly, that's what I remember from the movie.

[gothicAlex666]

that was 3 seconds haha

[goobygobbler2]

@gothicAlex666 wall it was 2 1/2 but still funny

[wwwaaarrrggghhh]

Mat Damon  F.A.G.

XD thats about right lololololololol

[perrybystorm012]

LOL GOOD ONE.

[Theunlimitedgeek]

matt damoen...AMERICAN FUCK YEAH

[Ki55Meh4rse]

Lol, Matt Damon in this is HILARIOUS.

"Matt Damon..."

"AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!"

[bdagrosaaa]

now i know what the movies about :)

[Dakashizzlenizzle]

AMERICAAAA....FUCK YEEEAH!

[TheDarklord0211]

@Dakashizzlenizzle AMERICAAA FUCK NO!!!

[GOllumboy101]

@TheDarklord0211 Umad?

[TheDarklord0211]

@GOllumboy101 "1 month ago"

Uretarded?

[GOllumboy101]

@TheDarklord0211 "Realizes it"

you still didn't respond properly, really doesn't matter :D umad?

[wolfe123456]

i should have seen that one comming, lol

[the2soldiers]

matt damon ftw

[Jorzef84]

haha! had to be....

[Dragonfury3000]

lmao

[rmanning02]

FUCK YEAH

[BennyLEGEND69]

bahaha

[jdpndjm]

MAAAAT DAMOON!!!! WAT THE @!$??

[NpKTURKEY]

HAHAAAHAH ROFLCOPTER

[knifelover78910]

LOLS!!

[lesstalkmorerokk]

OH MY GOD YES YES YE SYEYES

[XXXPur33vilXXX]

I LITERALLY LMAO XDDD

[Bjarminatorinn]

(8) America? Fuck That! (8)

[jackallan1995]

your not on msn retard

[Bjarminatorinn]

haha indeed im not

[FRIZZBI07]

its fuck yeah? not fuck that xD

[Bjarminatorinn]

i know :)

Thats why i wrote fuck that

[Kllr007kllrP]

its america fuck yea, dumbass

[Kllr007kllrP]

shut up your coming off as stupid

[DeDuniel1]

MATT DAMON!

[Bjarminatorinn]

Matt daaamoooon

[missmollie16]

XDD MATT DAAAMON...

[UnrealMusic]

i knew it would be MATT DAMON before i saw it lol

[HaleyCatScratch]

you should listen to the whole team america song. its hilarious. america, fuck yeah!!!

[enginetai]

lol i bought this film just for a laugh

[mrbigshot1979]

fuck yeah

[swordmaniac82]

Nothing like the DICKS, PUSSIES, AND ASSHOLES speech

[bdzbdz]

that thing in the movie is soooo fucking funny but I have no idea why did they make him that retarded :))))))

he's a cool dude " :)

[kennu7776]

yeah im confused myself

[bdzbdz]

:))

[AutumnDevi]

actually, the guys are pretty good friends with Matt Damon. the only reason they made him like that was when they got in the puppets they were using for the movie, they noticed that the one for MD was particularly retarded looking, hence the "MATT DAMON!" thing. apparently the real one thought the whole thing was hilarious though, so there are no hard feelings.

[ramirrons]

MATT DAMON LOL

[thebuggiman]

fucking awesome

[RakabooEntertainment]

LMAO Famous Actors Guild :D

[BlameTheMessenger]

Film Actors Guild

[pdavid24]

No you stupid fuck in the movie its famous actors guild.

[BlameTheMessenger]

Get your fucking facts right asswipe. It is a parody of " Screen actors guild" Ergo "Film actors guild" being in short F.A.G wich looks like fag that is a curse word for homosexual. Can i be any clearer?

[zerocks88]

no, the movie was brilliant

matt damon played his own part and didn't realize until it's release that he was made fun of for being retarded.

[RakabooEntertainment]

ROFLMAO

[EchoBoomer1987]

Matt and Trey thought the puppet looked retarded.

[riffraffojokay]

ijoostin is such a F.A.G.

[ijoostin]

Lmao.

[AlexKryocek]

I have two words: Matt... Damon

[WeirdBrainGoo]

This one was pretty good. I actually remember that part. And "Americaaa FUCK YEAH!" in the end. Well done.

[herocaron]

yeah motherfuca, that was awesome. matt daaaaaaaaamon

[swordmaniac82]

Well that sums it up pretty well.

[ubermann45]

haha nailed it

[superyoutubr]

HAHA. thats a true 5 second video