World's dumbest criminal! (with music)

[justnel4]

Lmfao im just like "where the hell did that ladder come from?!"

[Paskiewicz1985]

I lol'd.

[collen14]

shopping cart really

[TheCreamFox]

Considering what he was attempting to do, it's nice to know that you don't have to feel bad for laughing at him without feeling guilty or sympathetic xD lol

[SinnFein4ever]

It's raining men!

XD

[vijion2020]

HOLY COW HE GRABS A CART, THIS GUY JUST GRABBED A CART....HELL YA !

[zackboy105]

I bet when he went to the jail cell he cried that day!

[FlyingOverTr0ut]

I'd rather watch with no audio, but then again I feel like I'm going through an indignity by muting my computer or Youtube just to stop it. Hell, I'm offended that the 1's and 0's that are going to my computer for this song are even in transit across my internet and speaker cables. It's an offensive to my cables.

[kizacolo]

@FlyingOverTr0ut This wasn't the original song, youtube changed it.

[FlyingOverTr0ut]

@kizacolo I know. I've looked into the music Youtube provides for videos.

You can still change it, by the way. Just click on "Edit" around the top of the page.

[guidoanchovie]

@FlyingOverTr0ut you do realise there's a mite feature

[FlyingOverTr0ut]

I'd rather watch with no audio.

[49nitramsp]

How is he still alive

[PROzra4nij]

An Idootta :D

[ROOSTER10X]

black and dumb cant get any lower than that

[odstsparten27]

he was on worlds dummest ;)

[cLGenocide]

That guy is really dumb but you're dumb too lol.

[2012productionz]

@monkey505boy stop ur moanin u prick and get a life

[monkey505boy]

You laugh at the dumb thief, but you want to steal somebody's music, and then complain about it? The video doesn't belong to you, none of it. It's a shame YouTube didn't trash the whole mess.

[kizacolo]

@monkey505boy

hurr durr you are obviously stupid and do not realise it is not illegal to re-use music or video for non-profits circumstances. stop being such a bitch; you were obviously the fail jackass in the vid.

[2012productionz]

@monkey505boy shut up u moanin cunt and get a life!!

[tgrfan42069]

@monkey505boy who said he stoll the music..he could have uploaded the song from a CD he BOUGHT with his own money to his PC.idiot.

[liamdudeeee]

@monkey505boy lol stfu & gtfo

[TalkingOcean1]

Yeah I remember this on the news. He "failed" to rob a liquor store here in Fort Worth TX. That liquor store kicked his ass!

[JessixoJb]

complete retard........

[handymanjims40k]

this is the most stupid nigger in the world. they all need killed at birth.

[TheClemoh]

@handymanjims40k fuck you dumbass

[Avalanchefc]

brilliantly planned escape,

[jupitercrash07]

I don't know if I posted this before, but you should watch it. This wannabe criminal needs to find a new line of work. I actually felt sorry for him - a little. Poor thing falls through the ceiling several times. LOL

[TheCornflakes007]

1. fking fake

2. nice kopieed :)

[zachsellarsdaman1]

it isn't fake...

[KrazedValerie]

dumbass

[hmakaila97]

dis guy is so fucking stupid and funny like wat the fucking was wrong wit he lol i have a gpa of 1.00 and im not tha dam stupid

[vidonthebox]

what a complete moron. 1953 dan has it right. shallow gene pool. typical.

[treasurefull]

This song is bad ass. I'd watch this video just for the song.

[1953dan]

This boys and girls is a classic example of low genetic diversity. In other words the scum that resides on the bottom of the gene pool, that serves little use other than to occupy space. And does that task rather poorly.

[breakaway385]

Was it worth it? Really, how stupid can you get?

[TheTenaciousWrath]

wat a fucking dumb ass this dood is he failed so many times ha ha ha ha

[qwikfeet]

haha that dude is funny. iv seen him like everwhere. wasnt he drunk tryin to break in a liquer store and got stuck because he fell from the roof. tooo funny

[x8adas5x]

nice song

[hockeyplayer192]

@x8adas5x

fuck you oscar

[appelsap111]

hahahahahaha when the ladder fell!!!!!!!!

[ntstucky]

i bet tht dude was jus super fucked up on some pcp or something

[savbers]

Doesn't he know there is such thing as a LOCK on the door! Instead of trying to break the door open why don't you TURN THE LOCK!! Jeez, uneducated people these days...

[madjimms]

@savbers Actually, you turn the HANDLE! the lock is fixed into the door & won't move.

But in this case there isn't a "handle" there is just a push bar type system.

[0100110101001011]

idk the store i worked at the deadbolt lock was turned with a key so you can actually lock people in by removing it. he should have looked for a back door usually it should be easily opened from the inside in case of fire. but your right this dude is fricken stupid as hell haha

[jobrook911]

Oh wow, you added an audio clip to a video.

You're all that, man!

[JRDEAN71]

well - he won't exactly have to be housed in maximum security will he.... lol dumbass.

[ZombieHunters3]

wow

[ihunt19]

This song is WAY OVER USED ON YOUTUBE!

[kizacolo]

It makes me wonder how people are as dumb as you: "I'm sorry, youtube ACTUALLY removed the audio so I had to replace it with a 'copyright friendly' crap. sorry, no more matchbox 20 guys..." IT IS USED BECAUSE THEY ONLY OPTION A LIMITED NUMBER OF SONGS TO USE.

[xinic5]

@kizacolo Is there a way to see the available songs?

[Eddieklic]

Agreed

[SpeedFreakNO]

Never seen a video with it in it.

[newspectre]

@ihunt19 i aggree but i also think "bodies" was smashed more but your right

[scarethefish]

I agree that Armyscout is inaccurate with his assumptions. No other black man I have seen is as indestructible as this dude...those spills were epic.

[daleefren]

well done champ !!!!! what a crazy mother fucker ,,,,, jajaja

[Dead666ification]

DRUNK

[dajbomb95]

This is freaken hillarious

[Armyscout1979]

TNB: typical nigger behaviour

[NubbyMilkshake]

you are a freaking raceist what are you part of the kkk you suck

[Tvownsu]

Why do you classify all african americans the same? you racist people always come up with this shit. "Those niggers are all the same" No there not. Everyone's different.

[cmpunkinator13]

its funny how in the end he gives up and has a smoke waiting for the cops

[Dylanius]

this song is perfect because it has nothing to do with what is going on in the video

[Dylanius]

But now that Im sober this song does go with the video in a really perverted way..

[cakebeslag]

whahahahaha, what a stupid idiot...

[irock913]

he is retarded lol

[roelof12345]

I think he's drunk :) and stupid...

[LeeTheXtreme1]

ya well shud hav played alien ant farm - smooth criminal

[ZombieHunters3]

lol yeah,it should be timed so when he falls off the ladder it says smooth criminal

[spine4youu]

Wow. The whole world should see this!

[Emaiahs]

Why does every kid in Youtube think it's a good idea to add a terrible and unrelated song to EVERYTHING?

[kizacolo]

if you won't so stupid, you would have realised that youtube had replaced the original audio with stuff from it's library.

stop being a retard; it seems some kids are smarter than you.

[Flashlight1996]

Could you put scatman in this video? Because this song sucks.

[kizacolo]

To be honest, I lost all interest in caring once Youtube went idiotic and removed my audio. Sorry.

[pedromiles101]

no

youtube has nothing to do with it.

it's wmg.

use audacity to slightly slow down the music and then try it again

it works

[beanie4121]

i have no idea but i will accept it as long as it's a good song and it's properly recorded.

The Beanie

[MikeHuntIsItchy]

Finger Eleven- Paralyzer

[DrCrackBadger]

HAHAHA

[imirishkissme]

haha hilarious video now we all know why he has to be a criminal this guy is just way too stupid to get any kind of job

[fmunez2]

although that whole sequence is hilarious and ridiculous...that was pretty cool what he did at the end, just sitting there and smoking then just simply lying down when the cops arrive. I know he couldnt figure out how to get out, but that's pretty cool

[partyman147]

ROFLMAO this r the 3 funniest parts

1.when he falls off the gate

2.when he breaks through the roof

3. when he falls on the beer bottles (thats gotta hurt)

CLASSIC!!!

[TalaShadowedblood]

Epic. Fail.

I almost feel bad for this guy....

almost.

[madclown11]

if i let him in and give him the money and let him out he still fall over

[corytylertate]

haha how is this fake?

this was a police video.

when he falls he still moves his arms, are we to believe it's a robot stunt double?

[DarthMink]

I know this seems too stupid to be real but it is.

[partyman147]

Your a idiot when he falls he arms still move this was on a real police t.v. show... maybe first u should watch what u wright

[Yakman5]

Funny vid with an awesome song. i don't care what anyone says, Finger Eleven rules.

[Ryguy518]

Pfft what an idiot

[NewLeafNLC]

lol what a dumbass,, in jail they will laugh at him...

[liljbanks]

If i was the store owner i would give that guy the crap he was stealing, after a performance like that,

[fresno93703]

god sees everything you do

[EarDestroyer]

rofl omg this is way 2 funny

[kizacolo]

I'm sorry, youtube ACTUALLY removed the audio so I had to replace it with a 'copyright friendly' crap. sorry, no more matchbox 20 guys...

[weastlak]

who listens to matchbox 20?

[Grounz3r0]

ill say its the funniest robbery, but ive seen dumber things than this

[CCTXGABE]

what a dumb ass but i admire his determination atleast he got that far if i were him i would have waited till everyone was out of sigjt and i would break the glass. but i dont steal.

[CodyLee6969]

at least he tried and you've gotta love his spirit

[CodyLee6969]

an determination

[whataboutmyname]

LOL gotta admire his spirit...

[thatchanelbitch]

lol @ the shopping cart

[Mzsweetheart89]

hahaha i know huh?

[riktijdink]

the end!haha

[joy091209]

lol

[macho490]

wtf?

[Isaiah6twothrueight]

Another classic on youtube...unbelievable ~ LOL

[jessiebutcher]

excellent, how awesome it was captured on cctv

[footballroxtoagirl1]

Notice at the end when the police get there...they motion to him to get on the ground.....and hes like ok aslong as i keep the beer..... :)....lol

[RABISO]

why in usa alot of criminals more than any country in the world!?

[JohnnyTruant612]

there is a greater division between the wealthy and the poor in the USA than any other country

and the U.S. it is a materialistic society

[zchocolatemoose]

have you ever even been to the u.s. buddy? Yeah that's what i thought!

[wesleyt105]

i have, i live here, an hes pretty much right.

[CircusofPython]

Social conditions such as the gap between rich and poor, unemployed people getting desperate, etc. which need to be fixed immediately

[howboutdemdawgsAl]

wow, what a buzzkill

[roqstarr000bang]

WTF wasnt thier a door wher he can get out. dumass clamed the ladder and fell again, lol

[progamer180]

this guys such a tard btw what the name of this song its pretty awsome

[kizacolo]

how far we've come by matchbox 20

[redroofinn7o]

last night this t.v show came on called the worlds dumbset criminals and he was number 2

[TemplarX2]

He even missed the camera...a mixture of stupidity and awkwardness.

[DRiPPz6800]

from mi spillin i tink he iz mo stupid

[rickmarcus]

this is funny as shit lol

[isandu84]

The Smooth Criminal song was more appropriate :)

[dchoubak]

that's why you need a spotter!

[hellomonkey2]

what song is playing on this? its really good.

[fishingtodayshow]

how far we've come- matchbox 20. Tis a good song :)

[adagio663]

i think he deserves a medal

[warpk1]

a huge medal saying im stupid!!!!

[Marshi221]

Wow! that guy is so fucking dumb!

[projugglerboy]

Well this guy is abviously a failer in life.

[Jenna8423]

What an idiot!

[HazeGreyAndUnderway]

1:00....lol...shopping cart....dumbass

[adamgontierluver110]

he is stupid with an IQ of an Mentally Retarded Monkey!!!

[someUtubeguy]

Well you have to admit he doesnt give up easliy but he knows when he is beat.

[saiintsliick]

no offence..but y he hadda be black..it just makes us look worst. i aint sayin im raises cause im half black ma self but damn yo. nukka's is dumb.

[AndoVenom]

Agreed, white people are superior. Exhibit A: This video. Exhibit B: How you just wrote what you said.

[aaron1415]

lol only two Americans would argue about this.

nice one ando.

[JamJHolmes]

NNNDUHH! Total dumbass.

[slipcock21]

i bet u he thought he was pretty smart trying to open the door with the dolly

[xxMapleFreakxx]

professional wrestler lol hell in the cell

[stique2000]

hahaha Thats funny dude. He got pulled down by MR Invisible on steroids lol

[TheCanadianPatriot]

Oh man this is funny. Excellent timing with the editing and the music too. My favorite part is when he kicks the ladder over and falls on the bottles.

[alfrejoe]

I saw this on tv I had to see it again.

very funny especially with music.

[kractit]

Everytime I see this clip I almost piss myself laughing..lmao...!!!, all that for a couple of drags on a ciggy..lol

[Sarnamia]

wow.....

[gunzerd]

he went in there just to get like 4 boxes of ciggys

[themutt2]

lmao, he took a shopping cart around the store!

[busler1]

At least he had the insulation to break his fall lol. The funniest part is the bottles that keep falling on his head while he is down.