911 Emergency Deer Hit My Car

[bayfield3208]

The actual occurrence happened in the early 80’s in upstate New York and is not even close to this recording of the fictitious “Joe” idiot. This recording sounds like an uneducated and far from funny Jerk attempting to gain some notoriety off the original story. Whoever made this recording has the creative juices and intellect of a 2nd grade comedy act. Also, the fact that this guy is trying to profit by selling T-shirts is a crime.

[snickers664]

best ever!!!

[Woodchopper623]

This a true story that happened back in the 80's...

[FoReVeRDaNcE85]

Lls! Idk what he said but it sure as heck was not AMBULANCE. LOL

[sexyshawdii1]

This Is Too Funny.

[07GreyYFZ450]

true or fake I haven't laughed like that in a while. caught me in the right mood I guess

[slcemasterfirefly]

the dispature is lauhping

[dogman123andrew]

i live in Idaho and my dad has called the cops twice for vandalism and seeing people sell drugs on the street and oth times it has taken 45 mins... he has called for other things and at those times they never even came?!?!...cops arnt worth the tax money we put into keeping them around...i say let us take matters into our own hands and when we do we shouldn't get in trouble for battery.

[cookieshopgirl]

i need a bambalance

[texasmusicagent]

I heard this same tape in 1992 it's been around at ambulance companies as a joke for a long while.........

[freddienikko]

hahahahahahahahahhahahahhahaha­hhahahhahahhahaha

[specops3866]

I feel really, really dumb for believing his story at first, but then I got it. Tommy boy reference. lol

[supreme2005]

I guess he never watched Tommy Boy before.

[xXKOSTRALXx]

I was driving down the road minding my own god damn business.

[Mixedbreed3]

Now this is funny. Although when you are wasted, this is actually how you speak.

[theluvbo]

fake

[knifecollector93]

Sir are you injured?

YEAH, a mu-fuggin deer bit me in the back of mah neck.

[Goatnce]

I Loled!

[audimanone]

You called the cops? I just hit a deer and left the bastard on the side of the road. Cops have better things to do then to deal with this kind of stuff. This guy should get a fine for this one.

[jmmd1760]

Haha this was fucking funny

[brenchtoast44]

@efrey614 God dammit

[xSimplyAmusedx]

i'm mad that the deer didn't bight the mans neck off, just to repay him for wasting 911's time

[calenorumbero]

xD this is hilarious! oh man it would have been a thousand times better if i hadnt found out it was fake afterwards

[calenorumbero]

@efrey614 i dont think the guy is black. he just sounds really country. but ur right...im not really sure if it was real or not either lol either they were really good actors or it was real...and its not that hard to believe its real.. people have done way more stupider things before. im leaning towards it being real...lmao its so funny

[rabbitsmokey99]

that was the most STUPIDEST thing i ever watched in my life!!!THUMBS UP ON MY COMMENT IF YOU AGREE!!

[Ridhwanpop]

Yo dude the my brain was hurting but the part close to the end was kind of funny but no muscles in my cheeks moved and laughed the end was when was the "motherfuking neck" then hold on "mu dog bit me" your reaction is fucked up

[The1FastGP]

i didnt crack a smile

[RefleXSnipers]

"Sir, are you injured"? "Yea! A mother f*ckin deer bit me in the neck"!

[volcardi]

Yeah, very funny joke... :-s

This sort of pranks can cost the life of a caller that can't be heard because all the lines are too busy.

It's just so pathetic and sad...

[singlaprety12]

he injured his brain

[autodog221]

If its a joke then it's probably not even a real dispatch officer on the other line so quit freaking out..

[RizkyRizk21]

M.E.T.H.O.D man

[TheCrashdakid]

I NEED A BAMALANCE LMAO!

[Raverouso]

a big motherfuckin dog came up and bit me in the leg!

[COZAM007]

Who gets the deer, Me or the Dog?

[zionbnr32]

dispatch was laughing lawl

[jbeard8]

lol

[IMN666]

you killed bambi!!! this reminds me of a scene from tommy boy

[samten10a]

that is an old one at least 15 years old now.

[beerpounder16]

learn to tlk

[azR3APERza]

im in a muthafuckin phonebooth at the stop-in-go

[dpowersblink182]

i hope you guys understand how easy this would've been to fake....still some funny shit though

[ooogleboy]

LMFAO!!!

[TheVoxPopulae]

This has been long known in the business as a prank call.

[dock6024]

This was the dumbest thing I have ever heard. I am now more stupid just for having listened to it.

[Argedis]

yea im injured fucking deer bit me in da neck

[dickcheney6]

This guy did get bit by a strange animal so it probably was a good idea to get to the hospital! But this is still funny coz the deer looked like he was dead then he beat up this guy and his car.

My dad's work van hit a deer once-and the deer was almost totally unharmed-he/she walked away, no "bambulance" was needed-but the van was F***ED!

[dickcheney6]

ROFL

[3airsoftcrew9]

funniest shit ever

[heidishouse2000]

Not sure this is a prank. I heard this the first time about 20 to 25 years ago while living in Georgia. We had it on a cassette tape because it was before the electronic age we live in now.

[moms78vette]

hahahahaha

[FunnyMan5421]

Guys its a Joke!!!!!!! You say Tax Dollars being wasted do you know how much money this county waste on stupid stuff who cares...THIS IS A JOKE!!

[nickrohn93]

@FunnyMan5421 I take it this was not actually 911.

[mythkw]

@FunnyMan5421 relax bitch .. 

[djo9c1]

@FunnyMan5421 Taxpayer money isn't the only thing being wasted. In many places, 911 call centers are only minimally staffed due to budget constraints. Now what if there was no other free dispatcher and someone needed help immediately? Sometimes when someone is ill, injured, or is witnessing a fire or violent crime in progress, EVERY SECOND COUNTS.

Real or not, I see nothing funny in this. Those who abuse emergency services should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

[Tinfoil93]

@djo9c1 This actually happened years and years ago. They used to play this on my local rock radio station in the 90's.

[silly2jilly]

People need to lighten the fuck up. 'Tis funny.

[kendra121]

waste of time!! stupid people who are just trying to pass time.

[Jesant13]

And while this is happening, a person who actually might be hurt might be trying to get help.

This isn't funny at all. An example of being funny would be saying something funny through a Walmart intercom or something. Abusing 911 services = not funny.

[megaman2160]

@Jesant13 Was it funny when the 911 dispatcher in another video made a joke about shooting a fat lady?

[Bud1485]

@Jesant13

Who said it's an actual ambulance call? I know people that work at an ambulance station that I can get to record a phone call to their house. It could also be clips of an actual call prerecorded and edited. I highly doubt Willie P. Richardson would make a prank call to an actual emergency line just for a joke.

[Newbpwng]

@Jesant13 it was fucking funny now saying something funny through walmart intercom is the kind of humor nerds and old people are into

[dickcheney6]

@Jesant13 Agreed, but this is most likely either a recording of a call for someone who really did hit a deer then got bit by the deer, or 2 people, with one of them pretending to be the dispatcher.

[love1to1fish]

lol funny shit

[MegaBoss0123]

It's not funny calling the police. It's serious stuff.

[kewlkeenan]

it is stupid to prank call 911 it takes tax money just 4 u 2 be a jerk

[MAK1NALLE]

I LOVE THIS GUY !

[hdiylove]

LOL!

[inkblotangel]

i remember hearing this on the radio in early 90's too funny!!!!

[apmproductions18018]

funny as shit

[ratty383]

ha ha real funny ! you're a prick, When u grow up you'll see what a waste of grown ups time this is.

[buhbuhray13]

just keep these idiots off of the 911 line cause IT'S GONNA COST MORE TAX revenue to SIFT through IDIOTS who make PRANK calls which in turn is gonna effect the amount of extra cash people have to buy alcohol and make prank calls to 911 which in turn is going to ........ nevermind

[rhieganpalo]

GOD if anyone keeps making fake calls no one will answer the real emergency's!!!!!

[Galacticmaster]

well thats the thing, emergency calls have to be listened too, therefore emergency prank calls are worth while

[TheFirearmEnthusiast]

He needs a mamberlance?

[athletesfootable]

No a bambulance!

[TheFirearmEnthusiast]

Bamberlance? lol.

[lilkflash]

lolz i need a bambulance hahahaha

[STtheboy]

THe motha fuckin deer den bit me in da neck

-da motha fuckin dog is bite me.....god damn get outa here

ROTFL

[ShadowoOfBlood]

"I'm in a mother fuckin' phone booth."

[pinkbell28]

this is the funniest prank call I have ever heard I was rolling on the floor laughing. I nearly piss my pants it's just that funny who ever did this just made my week.

[chuckyko]

"I need a vambulance." What a fucking moron.

[JSWISTN]

THIS HAS TO BE FAKE OK A PRANK

[KODAKGUYNUMBER1]

Thats why it say in the description FUNNY PHONE PRANK!!!!

[TheJabcdify]

hahahahahaha roflmao

[Nettikturbo]

Fake.

[Alexxxbabe975310]

hahahahahahahahahha omg this is so funny!

[surfdocer]

this has been around for almost 20 years

[IRDuhmb]

lolloololololololololololoolol­

[Draxis32]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

Dood if i was an operator, i would just crack my ass off.

[ruffblub]

xD That's GREAT!!

SUPER EPIC! 5 STARS AND NOW IT'S ON MY FAVS!

[rsvideos359]

lol

[monkeyzonice]

haha who gets the deer me or the dog ?

[damaskus26]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!! I fuggin love this!!!

[macchump32]

those are some mean deer

[3bu8]

This phone call was actuallly placed by dispatchers as a prank on one of their co-workers

[darklink1212]

the operators are laughing in the background

[unotweek]

gotta watch out for those vampire deer

[MelanieLouM]

Damn those mudderfuggin deer!! ^_^

[imbored2]

bambulance!!

omfg, lol!!

[jar1t0]

xD haha OMG

[rockkinironmaiden]

This asshole was wasting the 911 phone operators time. What if somebody actually needed help?

[24thebeast]

there are multiple operators

[ZR3FR1K]

the thing is is that there are more than 10 emegncies at ounce it could be dangourous

[hitohane]

lol, this was a classic!!! I remember hearing about this one when I was a child!

[Crim15]

Joe's white?

[robreke]

no....Joe's not white....it would just be too politically incorrect to point out the obvious. That Joe is, of course from his voice, black. I'm sure he wasn't driving a BMW either. Still funny video.

[Crim15]

I know that, I'm just playing along with the joke..

[perrybystorm012]

The DOG gets THE DEER ! ! ! stupid mofo.

[Cagedn]

I need a Bambulance after this one> Hilarious

[2800boy]

Real or not, this shit is funny hahaha.

[harolddagreat]

is this real or what?

[nickblaze420]

holy assnuts that was hilarious!

[az90az90az90az]

L0L SOOO FUNNY XD

[PukuTheBear]

This is not a prank call, It is a legitimate phone call. I remember it was on the local radio station in the late 80's in Atlanta.

It is a legitimate phone call. The guy really did get bit.

[newmantylar]

this video is so funny

[mxkory55]

poop

[gooey245]

that isn't funny people should not prank call the 911 place imagine if someone you loved was dying so you call the police but the lines are busy. then yuo find out that exactly at the time you called and it was busy someone was prank calling so thats why you couldn't get through and if that person died... YOU WOULD NOT BE HAPPY

[nate1ty]

yur right it aint funny its hilarious

[PukuTheBear]

It is not a prank. It was a real emergency call that hit the news in the late 80s.

[PukuTheBear]

Al Clouser in Poghkeepsie fielded the call in 1974 but after checking every location that matched Joes description they came up empty handed.

[cmaninu2]

OMFG what an idiot, my sides hurt, lol. How dumb can people get.

[SMPfilmfan]

lol thats why people dont put deer in the backseat of there car unless ur chris farly and david spade lol

[hipoopzXnumberX2]

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[Fupper16]

ROTFFLMFAO!

[PERROSKI323]

HAHAHAHHA OMFG ThIS IS FUCKING EPIC!!!!!!

[ej199322]

haha ive had a deer hit my car... literally

[Videogamerforlife69]

ah that sucks :( I came close many times, but never hit one yet lol

[ej199322]

well i didnt hit it; it hit me; i was @ a complete stop and the deer jumped on2 my car

[dcmern58]

This is my all time favorite, since I am a 911 operator it breaks me up and makes my day to see this one!

[PIE168]

lol niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[camsdvd]

All time great Prank Call.

[FSDU5]

execllent

[soinicx2]

lol