Asian Battle Rap

[tiana1017]

homeboy is krunking lol

[haolemarcus]

It's fucking strange but translates to "eat it, beat it, we don't need no losers"

[Youngmoon08]

I wish I could see this unedited. I want to know what is really going.

[NoirHammer]

WTF is this crap? Is she saying "louder, louder"? Is that a baby pig on her head or a baby? Why am I even bothering to ask all these questions?

By the way, WTF is this shit!

[Dirtybird4life1]

so this is how it goes down in the streets lol

[tomkkkkk]

RIGHT ON RIGHT ON YOU DONT NEED TO JACK OFF!

[regaldrifter]

... want a real asian rap battle? look up dumbfoundead

[DamnedPrayerz]

Jack off jack off, youdont need to jack off

[TheRoyaldiamond]

@DamnedPrayerz  ahahahaha loolz

[XDLOVERxD83]

LoL ??? xDD 

[dream4dreamtheater]

wack off jack off yeka teka yakaha

[terrero912]

nigahiga jerk off jerk off jerk off xD

[TheBlackdunutborges]

autch my eyes, im blinded

[Satis22x]

Wow this shits weird plz stick to anime plz

[Venomized]

You got it wrong!!!

It's "Whack off. Jack off, little weiner jacko" I guess dude has a small dick.

[nejilover104]

Omg i can understand japanese, but that was just TOOOO much, i couldnY't understand a thing T__T

[skater4life308]

are they saying jack off

[sambrown18]

WATCH THIS WHEN STONED!

[smilesmilesmilehead]

What the fuck is this? MY BRAIN IS FULL OF FUCK.

[shadowblack623]

@smilesmilesmilehead lmao

[smilesmilesmilehead]

@shadowblack623 No seriously, WHAT THE FUCK.

[jjandtaytay2517]

they some booble heads

[jjandtaytay2517]

then they wonder why asians are so smart yet so eaasy to make fun of so, jack off jack of you dont need to jack off

[darktreason]

I want to see the official video not some remixed video lol.

[asianbeverage]

translation anyone? :S

[firebreath45]

@asianbeverage YUKKO YUKKO YEEGA YEEGA YUKKO

[CrapMachinimas]

Does anyone know where one can find the original source of this?

I must see it.

[asianbeverage]

whoever made this was genius xD

[CrapMachinimas]

The head boobin' gets me everytime.

[2warNINg]

@CrapMachinimas Love the head bobbin too

[bjsimz93]

the one with a skirt is a guy i swear

[MrSafetyo]

jack off jack off you dont need to jack off ????

[xia1028]

@MrSafetyo haha

[Narnohamaru]

is that thing flipping out in the beginning a man or woman?

[DopeRhymer]

@Narnohamaru Neither... It's Asian.

[gringo]

@Narnohamaru Female.. It has a skirt on. And yes, I did chose to use the term IT.

[bjsimz93]

...japanese church service :)

[MiscreantK]

Anyone have an unedited version of this? and subtitles..?

[martinliao1992]

are they japanese or korean ??

[SteffyHolland]

@martinliao1992 Korean, dude. =)

[qpSHAMW0Wqp]

asian "yo mamma"

[DopeRhymer]

Correction. Jack off, jack off we don't need to jack off. I think the asians are trying to tell us that they get laid more than us, and the dancer guy. I throwing some punches at us through youtube.

[naruto199624]

man no idea but wdf are they doing in 3:01

[StalwartPerception]

Asian verison Soulja Boy.

[Mentran]

who knows the lyrics?

[ussumane22]

@Mentran JACK OFF JACK OFF YOU DONT NEED TO JAcK OFF

[TheOfficialPokemonTV]

was that a dude? or a girl

[Judgmentday1000]

@DalikkaSto yeah and ypur a good reason why we should take all the good amerocan leave dicks like you and nuke the shit hole and thats coming from england fuck u dirty peoplr

[enjoiskate22]

jack off, jack off, you dont need to jack off

[HIGH777ROLLER]

KIM JUNG IL ?

[masenz]

@HIGH777ROLLER dude....stfu

[DoobieTheKlown]

Any notice that the asian kid in the white shirt sounds like Naruto?

[SasukePie0kun]

@DoobieTheKlown yea I noticed that to

[DaLikkaSto]

This is a good example why we nuked y'all's asses. 

[SasukePie0kun]

@DaLikkaSto Japan was NOTHING like this BEFORE we bombed them, they were like this AFTER

[Akseouljah213]

@SasukePie0kun That is a very simple statement yet a strong profound statement.

[Timeline15]

omg wtf....its so disturbing when the crazy man comes out and moves like crazy burning animal

[Auntkekebaby]

@Timeline15 hahaha...crazy burning animal...what?

[Timeline15]

@Auntkekebaby

yes...look at the man when door opens...its like an animal on fire lol

[RyckardPT]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[mistahleet]

asians are trying to be cool. call in the nukes a mowhawk and suspenders is not gangster it makes you look like a retarded plumber.

[mistahleet]

asians are trying to be cool. call in the nukes a mowhawk and suspenders is not gagster it makes you look like a retarded plumber.

[SuperSkaterboy21]

Thumbs up if u think the guy in the beginning was high on every drug know to man ... including nuclear bomb. and whats up with the chick eating the ... whatever it was

[mynameismud420]

BTW ITS A FUCKING GIRL NOT A DUDE. (NOT THE MOHAWK GUY THE OTHER CONTESTANT)

[chanchobolando]

hes like that thing that comes out of the crate in barnyard

[mistahleet]

@chanchobolando lmmmmaaaooo that made me lol so hard

[Persicci]

boaa...üüüüber mongos ...heut pille vergessen einzunehmen ??

[sammmfrg]

they all look like clones with diffrent clothes on

[AMGFLiP]

0:30

[IanLewis10]

check out asian spider-man trailer.

[TheHazardousLatino]

WTF IS THIS!!!!! run home and lock your doors..THE ASIAN ON CRACK GRUDGE IS HERE ...RUN BITCH RUUUUUUUUNNNN!!!!

[lovejjcpt]

an asian punk? niceee

[AyoJosh239]

too cool!!!.. =))

[VictimOfFat3]

the people in the background are damn weird

[pureakonfan]

ill have what they are having(^_^)

[AppleLatte]

damn, no subtitles? i know im not the only one who doesnt speak fluent japanese...

[cjt9590]

wtf was i just brainwashed?!

[12fig]

@cjt9590 brainwashed my ass.stop losing freedoms from your founding fathers

HAHAHAHAAHAREA

[OfficiallSwagg]

wtf..

[iLoveJuice808]

LOL dis shet is fkin funy as shet

they look like a bunch of dumazzzzzzz

[LlLJAMIE]

Can anyone translate what they're saying? I'm interested as hell =P

[xxxHackAds4uxxx]

wtf is all that noise? is that a guy or girl?

[722282]

1:20 - Looks like he just gagged on the mic!!!

[CmaChasnofriends]

Am I high right now?

[lynxarelions]

wat the hell is this hay lyndonm33 its your husbend

[sxcsKiTzYkitty]

anybody thought that 1:13-1:15 sounds like Angry German Kid?

[NSTX7]

what the fuck was that shit

[cooliosmyname]

i love how the coments on these videos are funnier than the actual videos

[GodHasAids]

ken jeongs everywhere

[avion79445]

lol

[ZeldaFanSD]

Asian Battle Rap? LOL

[darkbalz]

what...the... fuck??

[Art1cM0k3yz]

THIS WHOLE VIDEO IS AWESOME !!!!!!!

[Art1cM0k3yz]

that guy/girl at 1:15 if fucking awesome.

[amarywade]

It sounds like the're saying "JACK OFF JACK OFF WE DON'T NEED A JACK OFF" LISTEN TO THE CROUD CAREFULLY

[miyor123]

Try it on! try it on! Need I need I junction?

[rick69007]

Very disturbing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[puremana22]

she or he needa CHILL THE FUCK OUT

[iwtlkka]

look @ weird asian rap battle 11th vid down....

[Brutalis317]

what's really wierd is that trickingisme says "don't bring race into it" yet everytime he spews off into name calling because he simply cannot stand that people are allowed to have there own opinions like honkeys and jews and in the other video of this he spews 13 FULL COMMENTS worth of shit on some dude for one sentence about these kids being creepy... all that says to me is angry chink troll.

[blackberber]

@Brutalis317 why you all madand shit you asian or sumthing

[Brutalis317]

@blackberber Me asian? no dude actually I was calling out a troll that was straight out harassing anyone that said anything negative about this vid. I wasn't mad when I first saw the vid and i'm not mad now. You'd have to go back into the comments quite a bit to find all that drama and as i typed before there was a clone vid of this just full of the same guy going rascist anti-white on EVERYBODY... then he says don't judge asians by this vid. So i typed that beutiful rant up there and he left...

[jess100100]

Three words describe this video... "WHAT THE FUCK?????"

[z400000]

why did his mohawk change from blond to red?

[tagguh]

what the fuck....is wrong with these people

[linczer12]

omg u can get psycho problems

[InMoyesWeTrust08]

omg lmao they speak fast anyway never mind in a rap battle

[AKAUZY]

loooooooooooooooooooooooolzzz !!!!! craaaazzzyyy !!!! hahaaa !!!!

[siejarmontana]

they definetly used to much xtc

[bboykido1]

us..asian ppl r kinda weird... but just awesome :]]

[bboykido1]

omg dis is funny as hell, i couldnt stop laughin

[Ginko26]

I am eternally paralyzed by the sheer confusion of these Japanese, my mind is in a dead-knot from watching this. No wonder why they invaded the other Asians in World War II, they had to find somewhere to escape to away from their own people.

[musicisfreehere]

@Ginko26 FUCK YOU YOU RACIST SHIT. why judge a whole nationality by one random video. every country has their own comedy TV Show, i don't want to be racist but if you see chuck Norris running around like a retard and showed that to an asian person, they'll think you whites are just as retarded as this shit. think before you say shit.

[Ginko26]

@musicisfreehere LOL keep going this is funny

[Destinie0714]

WTF!!! Hahahaha..

[GhettoAMVz]

hello hello we dont need no jack off

[Dayel1]

neva lold so hard in my life!!!

[proskateborderchick]

lmfao my friend sent me this video.. and i see why she did.. it werid

[purplelover813]

i have no idea what i just watched, but it was awesome!!!!!!!!!! hahahah i like the beats used

[TutuPrincess92693]

@purplelover813 haha fuk yea it was awesome haha weird though

[purplelover813]

i have no idea what i just watched, but it was awesome!!!!!!!!!! hahahah i like the beats used

[InfamasSolja]

damn wtf is that :X

[pajlos149]

hahahahahahhaha!!!!!!!!!!!!! XDD

[Jetbus90]

This is how asians really act

[naruto199624]

@Jetbus90 not all asians acts hypo as this vid.only some

[PROgamer125]

i think im addicted to the audio of this

[MeatstickRob88]

@VSV616 I said that because someone else said there Chinese and I thought the language sounded Chinese when he was raping

[Angel86huang]

@MeatstickRob88 lol just listen to the guy, Hhaha that fucker is funny. He is clearly speak japanese. anyway this video is fucking funny as FK.

[MeatstickRob88]

@blazey20 This is Chinese you dumb Fuck, Im pretty sure this is in China idiot learn the fucking difference douche bag bitch

[VSV616]

@MeatstickRob88

you are wrong, listen how they speak, this is Japanese

[YMaku05]

OMG that girls dancing looks like it needs to be on an episode of "When Crunking Goes Wrong" LOL

[anoniemtje4]

I love the part when it changed into a battle and the music changes

[dream4dreamtheater]

WACK OFF, JACK OFF, YEEKA TEEKA YAKAUH

[TimeToMovie]

LOL!!! WEIRD POKEMON BATTLE @ 2:39

[anoniemtje4]

i sing this shit the whole time on my school with my friend , i am like the crazy chick and everybody is like lol wut???!!!

[jajo2150]

WHACK OFF JACK OFF WEEKA WEEKA WAKA!

[TheCambodianboi]

wierdest asian vid i ever saw

[DUB8leA]

what a gabba head.

[lxdannydxl100]

so friggin catchy

[CommentOnEverything]

ahahahhahaahhaha this is the most random video ive ever seen!@!

[8bitperler]

<3!!

[CHEVYCAMARO4GEN]

EMO GUY AT 1:50

[DETROITHEY6]

lmao wtf

[mailjabba]

2:18 man she swallows good! LOL

[CHEVYCAMARO4GEN]

@mailjabba IS IT A SHE OR HE

[laughingpuddle]

I need more!!!

[MrSvensson]

if i were on cracxk...man this would be weird....

[wthstupidnub]

looks like funn!! lmfao hahaha

[BLUDDYknucklez]

LOL this isn't even a rap battle.

[agrmonster]

This video cures cancer, but gives you AIDS.

[flows0fresh]

@agrmonster lol funny shit son

[knockdoun]

@agrmonster both diseases are equally hillarious

[fokkingchappie]

@agrmonster WHAHAHAHA That made my day

[kentronwing]

They clearly have a medical issue, AND NO ONE CALLS THE AMBULANCE?!!?

[brainfood8]

She is reppin her hood at 1:18. East Side!

[herecomethehawks18]

@brainfood8 that thing's a girl?

[blackberber]

@brainfood8 lol

[tizzy705]

@brainfood8 lmmfao nah i thank westside

[DerekChaps]

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

This shit made my fuckin day

so they dance around like fucking idiots? chanting chika chika choko?

and the loser has to eat a spicy red penis after? LOL what the fuck is this shit its fuckin hilarious i wanna see more

[HmvRappersMusic]

Wtf is this dude>haahaha fuck this shits crazyyy hahaa

[ch1n4m4n22]

lmfao i don't understand what just happened lol

[hubbabubbaskateboard]

ROFLMAOBBQ where the hell do these kinds of japanese cultures come from XD

[istaahi]

what in the fucking hell,, shiitttzzz fuckin crazyy

[heavy246]

That put me off from all oriental chicks!!!!!!!!

[thatoldgeezer]

the human broom wins! and they even swept up all the mess with him afterwards!

[Dreadztr]

ode rode ode rde ode ode oderode

i love this song

[Dreadztr]

This song makes me nervous

[Dreadztr]

L M F A O

[Atiiy]

where is Jin?

[WaynE412]

it is big