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  • 1:35 O_o I have only 2 sisters and their names are Jennifer and Ashley.....

  • Awesome clip.

  • I agree with TarjaTurunenRocks and also with Stephen King when he said, "stephanie Meyer cant write worth a darn."

  • @luciintheskyify how is it disrespectful, THESE WERE ACTUAL WORDS FROM STEPHENIE MERS DUMBASS!

  • @dlf619 MEYERS*

  • That and the fact thatTwilight is based off a wet dream Meyer had.

  • What a weird woman...

  • @luciintheskyify when an author says stupid things like Meyer says, EXPECT people to call her out on it. she is not going to get a pass just because she dreamed about a teenage boy.

  • @luciintheskyify This isn't mean, this is real. Mean is that millions of teenage girls thinks this is a "good book"

  • WTF? she's so stupid :o

  • lol hahaha thanks for sharing these shocking truths about meyer :D

  • That was amazing x3 You got everything right!

    Seriously, stalking is not funny >.>

  • If we were to ask these Twihards who Dracula and Nosferatu are, the little bitches couldn't tell us.

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  • "hope you enjoyed?" PF COURSE WE ENJOYED!!! LMFAO i pissed my pants watching that xD

  • If you hate so much stephenie meyer why do you see her interviews and read her books?

  • @sofia724 To find the faults of SMeyer. You need facts and other related things to back up an argument. DUH.

  • It's laughable how truly terrible Meyers writing is. Then again, I suppose you don't need an original plot, captivating characters, or proper grammer and wit to publish and sell teen girl masturbation material.

  • This was brilliant! I loved it. :)

  • It's definately sad and unsettling to see how many people are reading this book...specially those who think that it is good...I can'0t help but wonder...what ever happened to Anne Rice's vampire stories?? Those were vampires that fed on human beings and did not glow in the light..Vampires are blood thirsty creatures since acient times...and this Stephanie Meyer woman comes along and changes the vampire rules.And it's depressing to see libraries filled with this crap instead of worthy litterature

  • The emotional pain and loneliness causes her to turn to vanity- not because she is vain- because it is the only thing that reminds her of life before her betrayal and death. It's all she can seek comfort and familiarity in.

    Two years later, she has grown accustomed to her fate- being recognized as "the most beautiful person in the world", but will never be able to love or raise a family...

    (meh, too long, anyone interested in reading more can ask me. It's a little different from Wiki, so...)

  • Despite the fact that she manages to kill them all without spilling a drop of blood, the revenge doesn't feel good for her. She returns to the Cullens to live with them, and is grateful for Carlisle's and Esme's warmth and love towards her, but the constant pressure on Rosalie and Edward to mate with one another, his refusal to love her as anything more than a sister...it hurt her.

  • She knows that her beauty is all she is recognized for, and her fury when Edward rejects her stems not from vanity, but from the hurt that caused her, knowing that she has been brutally degraded, yet no one would take her as his companion.

    This would push her to the point where she decides to take her revenge on her assailants for bringing about her death and ruination, and she does so.

  • Why does nobody ever think of writing Rosalie's story? I mean, think about it, she actually has a miles more interesting back story and personality than Sparklepire's piece of ass.

    Due to her vanity and good looks, she becomes involved in a loveless relationship and engagement that leads to a brutal gang rape and getting beaten within an inch of her life, thus when she transforms into a beautiful vampire, she becomes bitter and defensive.

  • Totally rocking. So happy I am not the only one that sees the Twilight series a total waste. What happened when vampires killed? When they were scary not sparkly?

  • Something I just noticed... you can't say 'most unique' because 'unique' means 'one of a kind', so it would be like saying: "She was the most one of a kind girl I had ever met." And she calls herself an author!

    I love this video.

  • she jumped off the cliff not to commit suicide!!!!! Dummy! It was to hear the Edward "Voice" In her head...... yeah, Bella's not crazy!

    Know ya facts before u go puttin sumone down.

  • @lautnerlover63 Might as well be crazy. After all if you have to JUMP off a cliff to hear a fuckng voice it means you need some help.That's suicide, not that you'd know because your probably some 10 year old who can't do English right. She didn't need to fucking go jump off a cliff. If she was SANE she would have forgotten about Edward. No sane girl goes to far lengths after a break up. They cry but they try AGAIN! Don't say 'She loves him'. She's a TEENAGER! Teenagers say that but then it fails

  • @123naruhina 1.) i was being SARCASTIC!! 2.) I am 15 years old. 3.) In the book Jacob was planning on taking Bella to go cliff diving, and he had to go do something, but she still wanted to go because she wanted to hear the "voice" so she went on her own, she just didnt realize the water was that rough. if she new that it could have killed her, I'm sure she wouldn't have gone.

  • @lautnerlover63 3).Are you SURE she cared about the water or anything? If she wanted him so much she still woulda done it. She woulda died too.

  • @123naruhina Good point. i have to give you that. see how we can have converastions without you cursing at me and callin me names??

  • @lautnerlover63 This time I was being nice, I'm not going ta curse. :)

  • Oh my god... I always knew she was an idiot. I burst out laughing when I watched the part when Edward sparkled... Only to get mauled by some of her fans (S.M ISN'T A WRITER, SHE'S A MIND CONTROLLING IDIOT!)

  • Oh, god, the stalking quote made me laugh so hard... what a moron! And wtf is up with her being "anti-human"? I could kind of understand it if that stemmed from some sort of religious "man is born into sin" thing (I don't agree at all, but I could at least *comprehend* that) - but based on her writing, I think she's just saying that because humans aren't personality-deprived puppets like her oh-so-perfect "vamps".

  • what a big kind of idiot ;-) never like her ;-) and with its 4. book (breaking dawn) she has put on herself the crown ;-) and now she is the queen of aaaaaaaaaaaaaall the idiots around the world :-)

  • this song rocks and she is an idiot

  • What an appropriate song. And her whole being a 30+ mom being in love with underage fiction boys thing just confirmed to the online community she's a pedo. Good job.

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  • Yep. She is an idiot.

  • THIS IS NOT HOW YOU BOOK S.M. You are an insult to real writers. I am dead serious with this, I (as a writer) have been working on a novel with ACTUAL vampires in it. Just a note, you have to do FUCKING research, and you DO have to think about what you're doing! That is how you make a book!

  • @hylianrider It's not just books that need research either, at that! I write Tolkien fanfiction and I make it a point to make my stories be as in-cannon as possible. And yes, even in fanfiction, you have to think about what you're writing. And Stephanie Meyer is an insult to aspiring and practising authors as well as published ones.

  • man, I heard tone of her stupid quote but these one are what make she a real idiot lol

  • I'd had girls at school stalk me and even attempted to do some unsavory things with my body, but I fought back.

    When dealing with abuse and such, make it realistic and have consequences to the actions.

  • wow she really is an idiot.

    jk rowling on the other hand is a genius. here are some of rowlings quotes.

    "It is impossible to live without failing at something, unless you live so cautiously that you might as well not have lived at all - in which case, you fail by default."

    "It matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be."

    "The truth. It is a beautiful and terrible thing, and should be treated with caution."

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  • Stephenie Meyer: Guilty of crimes against literature.

  • I agree that TarjaTurunen Rocks...and Stephenie Meyer is an Idiot.

  • @darkmizuki Are you calling me an idiot? :O

  • @TarjaTurunenRocks: What? No I only agree that Tarja Turunen(the artist) rocks(meaing she's cool, great vocal and i like her), and at the same time SMeyer is an idiot. i didn't mean to say anything against you.

    I didn't mean that "TarjaTurunenRocks AND SMeyer is both idiots", but sorry that it turns out sounding like this, my bad.

  • @TarjaTurunenRocks no hes saying that your awesome. and meyer is an idiot.

  • @TarjaTurunenRocks no, I think this person meant to say that he or she agrees WITH you, and Stephenie Meyer is an idiot.

    and I think you're amazing. I am watching your videos one by one. :)

  • it's true. Be careful what you tell the media

  • You forgot she's Mormon

  • I'm a twitard. I luv it and bash it at the same time. I add commentary to the movies when I watch and add ridiculous stuff. Note I said twiTard.

  • And not only idiot.She is much, much more-bitch, slut, greedy woman, bad writer.And that her books were well selled don`t makes her any smarter.

  • stephanie meyer is an idiot

  • What an idiot, why the hell would she say she's anti-human?!

    Why on Earth would she think that's something to be proud of?!

  • I know another example. She called Shakespeare's plays NOVELS...

  • so shes anti human eh... that must be the reason she wrote these "books" the reason she

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  • Love the vid and song!

  • She thinks it would be AWESOME to be stalked? Dear god... Seriously, she is truly a complete idiot. I've been stalked before, by a 40 year old man who said he wanted me to come and live with him. He followed me everywhere; on my way to school, when I was walking the dog, and even when I went to visit friends. Trust me, it is not "awesome" or "fun" or "cool" to be stalked. You don't get flattered when you're stalked, you just get scared and worried.

  • @Niobesnuppa Gah!! I maybe that's how she met her husband. What happened to the man, I hope he got arrested.

  • @HellAngelsBells yap she's too stupid to know whether its stalk or afection....

  • yea this book is overated

  • I DEMAND YOU MAKE LONGER VIDS!

  • She's like a dumb blonde...

  • Reading her quotes make me feel like banging my head againts the table and screaming, "Why Seprh!? WHY!!!!?"

    Honestly, what IS the matter with her? It seems like she doesn't even think at all when writing or talking......and STILL there are people out there who thinks she's amazing...... *facepalm*

  • OMG best song on this video! Tarja Turunen FTW!

  • @PyromanicMisfit27 Glad you like her too! XD XD She's amazing.

  • well stephanie meyers is one of the authors i hate because she makes girls want to be like bella so they can be retarded

  • Jeez, what a nimrod. But then, this is the woman who majored in English because it's "easy," focused on literature over creative writing because she "didn't like cricism," and wrote most of her essays from the "feminist's perspective," again, because it was "easy."

    Jeez, don't put any effort into, I don't know, LEARNING. It's such a waste of time.

  • You don't have to research for fantasy? Oh man, so /that's/ what I've been doing wrong all these years. And here I've been out taking photos, buying books, etc to get all my facts straight. God, no wonder her books are so terrible. Seriously, factual inaccuracies will jolt any educated reader out of the story. Yet another reason for me to read the entire series.

    Thanks for the vid. I know she was dense (Bella is a Mary Sue after all) but not this bad.

  • So awesome dude! I love the vid!

  • @Ikogok Thanks!

  • I'm not sure what I liked more, the Twi-bashing or the awesome music. :)

  • 0:41- Makes me want to vomit.

    1:12- May not scare you but the sane are very afraid. Very, very afraid.

    2:53- yep you need lots of twisted sex to get an award. Just have some abuse and siblings fucking and Steph would have an shiny reward.(my boot up her ass)

  • You know, after I read New Moon my feelings towards Twilight has changed. The whole saga is crap, Bella Swan is dull and lifeless and Edward has that gay frown which is supposed to be 'sexy.' I'm an official Twilight hater! It's so incredibly boring! I like Dracula and Being Human - the vampires in Twilight are so gay!

  • This song is somehow very appropriate. I love Nightwish!

    1:10 : IS SHE SERIOUS? Doesn't she know how stalking can terrify and scar a person? One of my best friends was stalked by her ex boyfriend and it was the most horrifying experience in her life!

  • I know what you mean. my grand dad was stalked....by a dude which makes it kind of creepier.

  • @springsandthings Just because it was bestselling, it doesn't make it intelligent or good at all. Alcohol is really popular, too, but it's not like it's a good thing.

  • Best response...EVER

  • @TarjaTurunenRocks amazing point.

  • @TarjaTurunenRocks i even think that STUPhanie meyer even graduate kindergarten?i think she failed in kindergarten, my kindergarten students even logical than her

    if u wrote a peter pan story its okay to create your own world, but fiction base on real place...hmm she shouldnt be that lazy.....

    cigarette also very very very popular ...more popular than twilight but its not good and healthy thing you know

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  • @TarjaTurunenRocks The only reason it was bestselling was because it was easy for teenage girls to read. Do you think they're gonna pick up Shakespeare or Stephen King? No, because the "words are too big" and it's "boring."

  • The book was a vampire "love" story intended for the teenage audience.

    I bet I could make up a story about vampires who stalk humans, sell it to the teenage crowd and make millions.

  • You could probably write a multi-million dollar-making vampire story using a dart board as long as the hero was an angsty puss with great hair.

  • @TomMSTie Ha, I bet I could, but then if it was turned into a shit movie that everyone loves, my dart board would be getting hit by taxi's.

  • @HellAngelsBells

    Actually, that's called hopping in the bandwagon, and a lot of people are doing it at the moment...

  • @HellAngelsBells

    Sure you could, but then you'd get sued for copying Meyer's idea..

    That's what Twilight is. Abuse and stalker behaviour masquerading as romance.

  • @WingCommanderVinyaya

    And don't forgot that she is racist,too.

  • shes a stupid idiot because her best selling book is bought by fellow idiots who love borderline- rapis ewerewolves and pedo vamps

  • 2:50- also I thought Alice had been in a mental institution.

  • totally agree- TS forever!

  • although im not sticking up for jacob, definatly sexual abuse, although i supose she forgave him because she has the hots for him.

    her vampires sparkle cause thats whats she saw in her "dream that inspired twilight. (which in my opinion never happened)

    i happen to like twilight. i dont no why.....

  • lol i find this funny.

    because stephenie meyer is a pathetic writer who steals ideas of other pathetic writers. i.e she ripped of j.j smiths "vampire diaries" to the max. she also ripped of angel and so on..

    although i think ur an idiot because even though she may appear stupid stephenie meyer is now like what, a millionare

    your "quotes" are a load of shit.

    for example,

    she chose renesmee because it was a combination of her grandmothers names.

  • @imortalchild01 yeah....Renee and Esme

  • I think this post makes you a little bit of an idiot too, doesn't it? I mean how is Jacob imprinting on Bella's daughter incest? They aren't related. I don't get what you are trying to say, it's strange but not incest in any way at all.

  • No, they don't. I got my wording a little wrong, I'll admit. I basically ripped the quotes of TS and someone on the forum had mentioned something about incest and I put it down without really reading it.

    You're posts make you look like an idiot-- trying to defend something that is not good in the first place. You also make so many assumptions, all wrong, that make you look stupid.

  • You're getting very angry and defensive over a book. Calm down, lol. Just because I like something you don't doesn't make me an idiot, it's called an opinion, why should it bother you so much that people have a good one about something you don't like? Maybe you should just read things you enjoy instead of spending all your time obsessing over one thing you didn't.

  • I didn't say that since you had an opinion you were an idiot. I was being sarcastic-- you unwarrantably called me an idiot in other posts.

    How do you think I obsess over Twilight? You don't even know me. I spend most my time doing things I enjoy.

    I know you have an opinion. It doesn't bother me that people like Twilight-- and I hate when people try to use that as an argument against me. If you look, it's usually the opposite-- Twilight fans don't care about opinions, not the antis.

  • Really? She couldn't find a human name good enough for her speshul little creation?

    I try to make it my policy not to criticize easily, but I've used name searches many times before, and I've found a LOT of crazy, beautiful, and rare names that are used in real life.

  • This is brilliant. All good points. I do hope you make another one... (mostly because I'd love to see more of SMeyer's stupid quotes LOL)

  • Jacob rapes Bella in the 4th book....and he gets away with it.

  • @sethmusic WHAT ? WHEN ?

  • when he forces himself on her after she repeatedly tells him no......she has to physically fight him off after he starts shoving his tongue down her throat......just a few pages later, she forgives him after a simple apology.......

  • shit......was that the 4th book!?.....might have been a different one, but i'm NOT reading them for a third time to find out.

  • @sethmusic oh yeah when he kisses her then she breaks her hand punching him . dumb bitch . i actually liked Jacob in the story but i HATED Bella and Edward . they're so gay it makes me want to blow chunks ... no offense to gay people .

  • supreme court ruled that the unwated entering of any orifice constitutes rape.......and as soon as jacob becomes a dick, edward becomes a little nemo pussy bitch who wont stand up for himself......she shouldnt have chosen either one..........you're right as hell, pretty damn queer, meaning odd.....not to mention pointless and devoid of any catharsis whatsoever.

  • @sethmusic wow i had to read yo' shit twice to understand it LOL . sounds about right and thatnks for agreeing with me . the story is just all around dumb . it's not an accurate portrayal of love at all and they have no reason to even be together in the fiirst place . it's dumb she's hella dumb and anyone who says it's good is the dumbest of all . hands down !

  • Oh, I enjoyed! :)

  • You forgot "I guess my brain will never work right, at least I'm pretty." *headdesk*

  • This is rly stupid

  • Then don't watch it. It's the FACTS. Twilight is stupid.

  • Don't worry, Stephy, I'm anti-human too. :)

  • man, i hate sm and believe that she;s a shitty author, but you sure as shit arent winning me over with this trivial shit.....i thought you were gonna show me pics of her sucking off a dog

  • @sethmusic Trivial in your opinion. >.> She's an idiot for what she says.

  • I'm a Christian and I'm not an idiot in the slightest. Thinking that makes you ignorant-- and arrogant for that matter.

  • I'm a Christian, and I'm not an idiot.... ** Messed up on my grammar. XD

  • oh, you perfectionist, you.

  • Wow... I am slighted by your statement. To think that all christians are idiots in your opinion. I happen to be one, and really couldn't care less for one's beliefs on religion because there is nothing I hate more than bible beaters because they contradict the fact that humans can choose their own beliefs freely.

  • not just idiots....but intentional and blissful idiots....they choose their ignorance because they feel it makes them closer to god.....i know how you feel...thats why i lost my faith...because i didnt want to have anything else in common with christians....christianity good, christians bad....say what you want about charlie manson, but he only killed 30. jesus christ is responsible for the deaths of millions. whos the real monster?

  • 2:52, that's not incest..lol..

    But anyway, I hate Twilight :)

  • yeah, the example he/she gave wasn't incest but The Cullens, anyone?

  • yeah....incest doesnt happen in the books......only rape and murder

  • In V.C. Andrews' books there was incest.

  • but "flowers in the attic" is a very well written and provocative piece of literature.....not just some preteen porn for children to cum at, like twilight

  • yeah....they're on the right track, but they shouldnt just make shit up to prove their very wobbly point

  • hahahaa! i love twilight but this was reeaaaalllyy funny! XD

  • 1:02 I knew she was a nazi alien!

  • I love you for this! I hate Twilight, but I've read every one, just so I can be educated about it.

    I'm happy to have found someone with my views on Stephenie Meyer in a world gone mad on Twilight...

  • If u hate twilight so much y do u know so much about it

  • I can't form an opinion on something that I'm ill-educated on.

  • all you have to do is read the books to hate them.....just like the bible, there's no faster way to hate it than to read it......if she were 8yo or had downs syndrome, i would understand why the books suck.

  • know your enemy.....isnt that reason enough?

  • How about you email steph and ask her

  • For one, Seth would just delete the e-mail. And why should I have to when Meyer's already stated that they freeze?

  • U already said she didn't state it and weren't we just talking about how they r phisicaly different (they r more attractive remember??) So they would get more attractive then freeze like that

  • I know I already said it. I was just trying to make you comprehend it.

  • i'm a little confused about the incest thing, as i have not read the books. could you please explain it to me?

  • It's not really incest, but to me anyway, it's close enough to be.

    The Cullens, however, are incestial. Carlisle adopted them, and they all go out.

  • Y is it stupid??? It makes sense that way, and if you were transforming from human to turtle and you were immortal don't you think you would have to change in2 a turtle first?? Well it's the same with human to vamp only less dramatic changes occur!

  • Humans and vampires aren't physically different. Dracula looked like a human.

    Besides, Meyer never stated it.

  • what about count orlok?.....he looked like a rat with 9 inch fingers

  • She never stated it didn't either it's called making an "inference"

  • It's stupid to make an inference like that when Meyer says they freeze.

  • They change b4 they freeze that's y I was using the wearwolf analogy 4

  • Meyer's never stated that.

  • There appearence changes bcuz they r no longer human (just like the wolves who will stay that age forever but they had to change b4 becoming a wolf) any more questions???

  • No, if they're frozen, they can't change.

  • why yes! i DID enjoyed your video!

    thank you for proving so many of my points, kind sir

    kudos to you and 5 stars to your video ^^

  • actually, twilight was written in 2006.... but i agree!!! twilight sucks!!

  • What do you name the most unique baby in the world?

    Bob.

  • comment number two, yeah. of course pathetic isn't the word i'd use. i think someone forgot to sign up for her neighborhood watch list!

  • Comment number two makes her sound like a pedo. Way to go SMeyer, you sick fuck.

  • This made me laugh! Meyer is so stupid that it's downright HILARIOUS! XD And of course I agree with all of your points.

  • Thanks. xD

  • Yes she does it's her story ( and fiction for that matter) and it heals but the body is frozen into that state

  • She still contradicts herself.

  • even if it heals, if the body is in frozen state, why dose their apperence change? hmmm? tell me that?

  • No, she's an idiot. She can't write, she doesn't know her facts, and she's terrible at science.

  • How to write like Stephenie Meyer in 3 steps;

    1. Have a wet dream

    2. Write it down and include mythical creatures

    3. Get it published via BJ.

  • 1:06 scares me so much

  • haha, i hate totally hate twilight, but...:

    for one, bella never had sex with jacob, especially not after she married edward. second, bella didn't jump off the cliff to kill herself, she did it to "hear" edward's voice again. third, jacob didn't ever have sex with renesmee. or touch her inappropriately. so it's not molestation. and jacob isn't related to bella...? edward never abused her, he just had really, really rough sex with her hahahaha.

    i'm just saying :P

  • 1. Edward offered to Jacob that he have sex with Bella so that Renesmee wouldn't be born.

    2. She's still physco xD

    3. He will when he gets older; it implies it in Eclipse. They're 'soul mates' so he's going to when she gets to be seven years old anyway. It's pedophilia and child-grooming.

    4. I know... o.o

    5. Edward emotionally abuses her all the time. He just doesn't physically abuse her as much.

  • 1. Edward tries to get himself killed.

    2. While Edward never physically abuses Bella, he certainly does so emotionally (ignoring her opinions, keeping her isolated, etc.)

  • I bet you a couple moms already named their newborns Renesmee, scary but come on, it's going to happen. Do you