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  • I know its the stupidest question on Earth, but why is she pronouncing "r" in yer but no but?:D :) Im desperate to find out :) O:-)

  • looooooooool

  • She is rather annoying! Lauren Cooper is much better

    Vicky Pollard still pretty cool!

  • Lauren would win by saying look my face I ain't bovverd and then she would say something really weird in a British

  • Everyone knows a Vicky Pollard, the one I know works on the fish counter at Tesco's..presumably to hide her scent.

  • Well of course you're 'just saying', how else would we be aware of your idea?;)

    That's an easy one anyway, Lauren Cooper would be the argument winner...she'd just answer EVERYTHING Pollard said with "Am I bovvered"...until Pollard knocks her out..

  • ye vicky..thats is so reesast.

  • Britain, the best television in the world.

  • Lucky those who can afford to make jokes about themselves.

  • AHAAHAHAHAHAH the end part

  • you cutted the best part out "i paid for this" lol

  • WUT U LOOKIN AT YOU PERFERT. ;]

  • I can't help but wonder who would win in an argument...Vicky Pollard...or Lauren Cooper.

    Just saying. :)

  • @svthetimelady ooooooooooh! thats a tough one...lauren would probably go on saying "I aint bothered" ad infinitum!

  • @luisferr2001 Ahhhh...the mysteries of life... :D

  • Best comedy ever!

  • The only Chav I have any respect for! :)

  • @HaydnBuchanan i am a chav

  • @diekontrolleure and...?

    any point?

    could i care any less, because i can't tell you how little i care!

  • my fave chav :)

  • i bought that earlier -_-

  • Vicky Pollards favorite tv show is, "Doctor Who". 

  • We all know a viky pollard XDDD

  • Vicky pollard is awesome, but don't listen to me ( :

  • Haha!!! Miss you England !!!!!!

  • Well, statistics show that Brits & Irish drink a lot, but it doesn't mean everybody's like people in Little Britain. Im from Spain so I've seen the worst of England & Germany (almost naked girls, drunk guys & fat, crab-like red old men drinking as if it was the end of the world.

    But I've also been to England, & when you see the kids that are staying in there to learn English talking (well, more like screaming) and getting drunk everyday, there's no big difference. UK has chavs, we have chonis

  • @basketca2 chonis! lol :)

  • @basketca2 and thats how we role.

  • @tribalchoco and to prove your theory COMPLETELY WRONG i have NEVER been drunk in my life.

  • @scribblehearts95 well good on ya,mate! the world needs more people like you.

  • @tribalchoco and for the record, your precious statistics say that the french are the worst tourists in the world, because of their rudeness, which i think you have proved beautifully.

  • @tribalchoco look, that is a stereotypical thing. i think i would know my country, i do live in it. and yes there are the binge drinkers chavs and druggies, but thats just a small minority! our whole country doesn't roll to work, this program is just a funny mockery which we don't take personally! and those sort of people probably exist in france, too, but its not everyone! no country is perfect, we all have bad and good parts and people in our country. stop judging us!

  • @tribalchoco you might say the uk has the highest crime rate, but thats only in a few small areas. And all countries in the world have crime so just get over it! Anyway when i went to paris i saw someone get mugged right in front of me, and i can truthfully say i have never seen that here in the uk.

  • @scribblehearts95 Typical english way of fiddling around the figures ! haaha Do u know a word called STATISTICS. UK DOES HAV THE HIGHEST CRIME RATE in western Europe. ur country is so chavvy get over it !

  • @tribalchoco NO IT'S NOT!, only a few people are like that, a few people!

  • Is there an option to block the comment section on Youtube when you want to watch a video? Because the discussions going on here are beyond ridiculous. "Yeah, like, the UK suck... n stuff" "lol NO U!" - All this while arguing who is the better intellectual.

  • Nice laugh track.

  • how nice...this video cuts out just at the end. fail.

  • luckily this video cant speak for all english girls lol ;) but still fucking funny cause its a dead ringer for some haha

  • Right know I'm wondering who sucks more. Guys who have to make comments about the dislike bar, or guys who're begging for thumbs up? Can anybody help me?

  • yeah but no but yeah but.....

  • to steal press 1 or 3 to call him a pervert press 2 press 4 for notin or notin 5 for she completely had an eppy press 6 for to go now 7 for came bach the next week 8 for court of hunapean rights 9 for innocent

  • Im spanish and living standards here suck for much of the population. and fun fact spanish people like british ppl and hate the french, but, of course, who doesn't hate the french?

  • @LUKYshandy People hate the french because they are the BEST ! do u know the word 'jealosy'. Why then FRANCE IS THE MOST VISITED COUNTRY IN THE WORLD ? & PARIS the most visited city ? what u say does not make sense. u like UK well done : UK has the WORST RATE CRIME & IN EUROPE.& has been rated the worst place to live in industrialised world due to its poor quality of life LOL.

  • @tribalchoco First of all, learn how to write. What does that have to do? I admit Paris is very beautiful and is indeed a very famous city but that doesn't change the fact that french people are douche's. lol I like english ppl and i also like uk, I've lived in London for two years in a very good life style lol. Anyway you're out of topic to my point...pfft

  • @tribalchoco Shut up, you french fag! What's the french's most favorite sentence?: "I give up!"

  • @fascismanarchy what is the word most associated with uk: UGLY

    im afraid u hav more gays in uk than everywhere else in the world

  • Love it :P

  • nicki minaj has the same hair as ivcky pollard in the creep!!

  • I adore her style hehe ;)

  • so THATS WHY guns are allowed XD

  • LOL she is exactly like the stereotypical Chav

  • I absolutley love watching little britain. It always makes me giggle!! when ever im sad i know exactly what to watch:)

  • i love it though this is the first time i have ever seen it though

  • 100 % of what she said i couldn't understand because the speakers of my computer we're turned off :(

  • hahahahha love littler britan

  • I love the show, they´re so great!!

  • @rodgermourtagh

    yeah but no but yeah but no but. lol

  • i love the yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah...

  • wtf? thats stupid.

  • looooool i love Vicky Pollard and the show is amazing i love it

  • 87 people got the choclate rats

  • chav????

  • i understood it all lol

  • good vid lol!

  • "cause everyone knows she done it with an alsatian"

  • @StapledNote Ok ass I did not say German was the most spoken language in the world. I said it was the most spoken language in Europe. SOOO before you google random facts please read what I wrote and answer correctly.

    I am an American you asshole but I speak German, I was just saying you should hold off on calling someones language weird.

  • @blondeupsidedown Calm down gobshite I never even tried to bash the language, I said that because someone is foreign to a certain language the foreign language is going to sound weird to them anyway. Of course everyone thinks that. If you're going to get all touchy and defensive about the subject then go and bother the person who started it by calling English weird, not me. Or even better, just piss off and keep it to yourself

  • @StapledNote Get over yourself. Please stop getting "internet agressive" lmao You tried to make yourself more superior to someone which is rude you are just rude thats all I have to say and that I only wanted to educate you because app. you thought that German was a language that was irrelevant to the world.

  • @blondeupsidedown Nope, I'm just ignoring you because you're so patronising haha... "educate you" feck off, seriously - what a contradiction. You're calling me rude and "internet agressive" when you were the one that started spouting swears and gobshite like you got all argumentative. You're a waste of time, you're blocked mate :)

  • @StapledNote " I'm just ignoring you" ---- yet you replied to me and yet you called me contradicting? Yea "mate" real smart. =) Good day!

  • Every single time I watch this I laugh so hard -.- This show is amazing!

  • What's this cash register doing here?

    I bought that earlier...?

  • i can not hear it

  • GOD YOUR SO RASCIST

  • everyone knows she done it with an alsation hahahahahaha.

  • Still better than Come Fly With Me.

  • yeah but no but yeah but cos this thing happened which i totally dont know nuffin about....

  • i hated this shop anyway because bethany ray got a saturday job in here - HAHAHAHA its so off topic and ridiculous xD

  • "God you're so racist" Genius! lmao

  • Excellent, just excellent :-)

    

  • ''have you got anymore of those chocolate rats?'' Vicky is the best! :D

  • - "What are you looking at pervert!" Best excuse ever!

  • 87 chavs watched this........

  • @TheSchemer1 at the library, where both computers and internet are free

  • @TheSchemer1 chavs know how to use pc's?

  • @Grotomode Yeah, just not very well..

  • I live in nz and have no trouble understanding Vicky! I have found the Americans can't make her out for some reason

  • @stevepaxify I understood what she said. Few people though might not know what an Alsatian is. I actually never knew until it came up on Jonathan Ross and I wanted to know where Alsatians were from.

  • i swear on Duncan from Blues' life. 

  • in my country,spain,there is a lot of young ones like vicky pollard,especially at the south(andalucia,extremadura,et­c).we name them,"canis"

  • Glad Little Britain isn't dubbed in Holland...

    Takes away all the fun of Vicky's dialect!

  • fuck this is funny!!!! i love little britian

  • haha was she really going to eat those jelly beans later lol

  • @Esupikus i would love to hear how that sounds.

  • omg, if you want to see a real version of vicky, look up ablisa on xfactor 2010, didn't know that people like that existed:P

  • REALLY? you're joking right?

  • Lol, my brother actually used to work with someone called Vicky pollard.

  • well gonna get beavend

  • hahaha i had one of them same kappa jackets but it was blue,back in 98 i think

  • ten points if you know exactly what she said XD

  • what u looking at prevert ha ha funny

  • Наша Раша круче=))

  • I heard somewhere that Vicky Pollard is actually a representation of Cheryl Cole when she was younger.

  • @nsapao4cc I heard she's a representation of Cheryl Cole now...

  • Just like the chavs in the U.K.

  • I do understand English..but this is a bit TOO QUICK For me...can someone translate this for me PLEEEEEEEEEEASE???!!!!

  • classic...

  • "ALRIGHT NOW!!!!!!"

  • everyone knows she's done it with an alsation! LMAOO

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  • Oh she's gert lush.

  • 1:26 OMG ITS THE T.S.A. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • You should put subtitle for what she's saying for the sake of everyone :L

  • @batSkull22 inni doe!!!!!! lmao ^^

  • Vicky Pollard was always my favorite part of Little Britain.

  • yeah but no but yeah but no but....thats what I always say to my boss.....

  • "See? I-N-A innocent! :D hahaha"

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  • hahaha i just love little britain xD

  • It's a man

  • 50% of what she said i cant undersand

  • @mokadesx you are lucky I didnt understand 100% of what she said

  • @mokadesx

    I Can Understand It Just Fine. Ha.

  • @mokadesx Not surprising. Average british can't properly speak their own language and let alone spell it. So dumb they are ! since everybody know english is the EASIEST LANGUAGE IN THE WORLD.

    Little britain is really the true picture of UK !!!! LOL

  • @tribalchoco yeah we are so bad thats why ur speaking our language and living in our country and best of all using two of our inventions to slag us off! if english comes so easy to you- you will know what i think u are when i call u a fuckin NUMPTY!! ha

  • @TheYeoman85 Britain now has the FATTEST WOMEN in Western Europe urrrrrgh no wonder british people are classified as being the most UGLY & weird people in the world ! British men even have boobs; I feel so sorry for ur nation !

  • @tribalchoco well thats very shallow of u. i'm a man i dont have man boobs my sister isnt ugly and fat. its like saying FRANCE is full of WHORES and COWARDS..... oh wait a minute it is. i heard that too on the radio today about fattest women in western europe but please tell me where u get ur info on the most ugly and weird ppl in the world your country eat snails frogs legs and poor horses and we r the weird ones. stop using the internet cos a weirdo englishman invented it! NUMPTY!

  • @tribalchoco by the way if the standard of living is low in this country its because we fought 2 world wars protecting demoracy and it made us bankrupt unlike the coward french who capitulated at the first sign of trouble. PROBLEM WITH THE FRENCH IS THERE MORE INTERESTED IN EATING AND MAKING LOVE WITH THEIR FACES THEY HAVEN'T GOT A FIGHT IN THEM! FUCKING FROG GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY!

  • @TheYeoman85  do you have ANY INDUSTRY in the UK apart from sex, beer & drugs !! RENAULT? CITROEN...France & Germany are the LEADER OF EUROPE. Where is ROVER ? & MINI is so mini I can't see them anymore ! ah ah ah Uk can't even get out of the economic crisis !!!

  • we started the industrial revolution u make cars that break down as soon as u look at them. granted we dont produce many goods anymore but we still are the best at engineering thats why we still hold the land speed record we even designed one of ur bridges the millau viaduct. seen as tho every country in the world uses the business model we invented i have faith we will get out of the recession.

  • @tribalchoco u can say what u like but this tiny island race has contributed more to the modern world than all the other countries in the world put together! not to mention twating ur country on many occasions!

  • @TheYeoman85 UK people EAT so much JUNKFOOD compared to rest of Europe HENCE THE LOW QI in british kids. What modernity?

    UK is decrepit ; roads are complety wrecked. Living in UK is being back in the 60s. uk 'cities' need rejuvenated & most houses are a frightening low standard of quality. A CITY IN UK IS THE SIZE OF A SMALL TOWN IN FRANCE. there isn't any building higher than 3 floors & uk always talk of lack of land ???? Come on we are in 2011 ! 

  • @tribalchoco why do u live here then? im english and more intelligent than you so explain that one! cos ur dumb that must mean all french ppl are too!

  • @tribalchoco I don't normally take the time out of my day to respond to morons chatting shite on Youtube, but seriously, you are beyond the pale. Get an understanding of English culture before you spread ludicrous, unfounded crap.

  • @danielbeasley & u get outside uk . u will become more clever. When u talk to uk people the only conversation is football, beer, get pissed, football, beer, get pissed......whaouuuuuuuu anyway no wonder ur country is so bOOOOOOOOOring.

    What is the capital of Spain? (typical question for UK tv show & to be admitted to uk unis)

  • @tribalchoco

    I normally hear your wise words associated to USA rather than the UK

  • @tribalchoco LOL, I'm sure more than one would answer Benidorm or Salou (for those who don't get the joke, Benidorm and Salou are two towns in the Mediterranean coast that are very popular, and they're usually full of English & German people).

    But if you come to Spain, football, beer and how much they hate Spain or the goverment will be the only conversation too.

  • @tribalchoco Wow. Just... wow. Given how critical you're trying to be of my intellect, your inability to form sentences is striking. Not all English people like getting drunk and watching football. In fact, in the last 2 weeks I've been to the opera twice and not watched a single football match. Bang goes your theory. And asking me the capital of Spain? When even if I didn't know I could just look it up? I've already been to uni thanks, and have degrees in Music and Law. Left your bedroom today?

  • @danielbeasley yea u just prove how uk people are ignorant Who doesn't know this BASIC knowledge. We learn that in primary schools in France! do u hav an education system in uk ? Get out of ur little island sometimes

  • @tribalchoco It's awesome being French huh? France is the most visited country in the world? Did you know that the French are the 'Worst tourists in the world'? lol - and you're demonstrating why. In case you were wondering, the British are regarded as the 2nd best tourists in the world, after Japan :o)

  • @danielbeasley Brits tourists= Shouting & binge drinking all day long ending up lying everywhere & getting pissed basically eveywhere they go abroad, no repect for foreign culture. No wonder there are so many emergency points whereever the brits go massively. I hav so many friends who ask me 'do brits really dress & behave like that in uk also?"

  • @tribalchoco The Brits you see binge drinking are the dregs of society, usually poor, so they can't afford to travel far (i.e. those who think France is exotic). It makes no sense to stereotype an entire nation based on the offensive behaviour of a minority group. Otherwise I would assume that all French people smell terrible, and spend all day cycling around in a stripy shirt with a string of onions around their neck. Oh, and P.S, just google 'Best Tourists in the World' and see for yourself.

  • @tribalchoco

    Don't you dare call our country a binge drinking country. I don't even drink, so proves you're little thing wrong. Nor do I dress up like Vicky Pollard, this is just taking the mick out of people who have immigrated to UK and basically made white people like gangsters. No I'm not racist.

  • @tribalchoco that is so not true, i'm not like that, tell me your country and i'll make really stereo typical types of words about you're country

  • @tribalchoco Some do tend to go to Amsterdam in Netherlands, cheap parts of Spain or France in order to get pissed and have a good time. It's true that sometimes we might not give a shit about the culture. But I assure you that it's definitely a minority (mainly like guys around 20 to go on a lads' holidays). Definitely a minority and Little Britain plays on stereotypes and only pokes fun. It doesn't reflect the entire nation and neither should your views =)

  • @tribalchoco If you think UK is decrepit... well, don't even think of coming to Spain, Portugal, Croatia, Greece, Romania... Well, almost any other european country. And of course don't get out of Europe...

  • @basketca2 yeah but the most funny thing is that UK is best at hiding reality under the carpet ( it is the reason why u hav carpet everywhere in uk: bathroom...) They sell a very good image abroad. Never heard of crapy NHS before i moved here: appalling health system u hav. Uk people even hav to go abroad to get proper treatment sometimes ; this sadly testifies to POOR STANDARDS uk hav. What a shame for Europe !

  • @tribalchoco I don't know about the health system, but I laughed what you said about carpets. So true! I hate that, spacially when they're in the bathroom...

  • @tribalchoco English is one of the hardest languages to learn because of all our abreviations and slang that we use.

  • @IKT57 not at all in my opinion. there´s no easier language in the world to aquire. again, my opinion. every language has abreviations and slang, but english has no real cases and barely any conjugations. have you tried russian or turkish, now that´s what I call hard.

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  • what was she saying 0:43~0:58?

  • @PhuPhamvn dunno... she's a fast talker :s

  • she is so funny hahaha love it

  • ".....yeh but, no but, yeh but"

    Cant stop saying it now!!!LOL

  • "Everyone knows she's done it with an Alsatian!"

    xD

  • Lol I love her I'm good at doing her voice xD

  • "It's true, I swear on Duncan out of Blue's life" Bahahaha :D

  • That website don't work ,

  • i wanted to favor this video but computer said no

  • X) "ur only doin this cuz u luv me n ur trying to gay me up!" hahaha

  • 84 people like chocolate rats.

  • i am innocent totally innocent *finds cash machine in pram* ummmhummm!

  • I FREAKING LOOOOOOVE HEEEEER!

  • have you got anymore of those chocolate rats?

  • What you looking at YouVerts!

  • I want to see Catherine do this skit.

  • OMg Your totally gaying me up!

    LMFO!

  • This is the funniest guy, the one who does Vicky Pollard. The other guy is just a nothing, might as well use a stuffed dummy.