Nostalgia Critic:"I die a little in the inside,I die of laughter......... When I first saw this I had to go through hours and hours of laughter to get to this point."
OK, so I know any PSA is inherently lame, but this seems bizarrely heartfelt... dammit Paul, why'd you have to go be a skeeze? Pee-Wee was an f-ing brilliant character.
@celonsus To show the people who are watching this what crack looks like. Stay smart. Don't start. Or else your heart concludes it's continuing beat and your brain burns out permanently. In other words, Don't try crack. If you do, say goodbye to yourself.
@celonsus to show the people who are currently watching commercial what it looks like. Stay smart. Don't start. Or else your heart concludes it remarkable rythum and your brain burns
When the spotlights lit up to reveal Paul Reubens in his Peewee Herman costume, I totally lost it and couldn't stop laughing throughout the rest of the PSA.
You know I think he did this because many people who watched Pee Wees Playhouse were on drugs at the time and they saw it as a mind fuck, so he was telling those people hey dont do it
its ironic how its peewee herman telling kids not to do crack, even though the producers of peewees playhouse must have been on some really strong shit...
This is during the whole "Crack epidemic" of the 80's and not to mention Reagan's "war on drugs" catastrophe.This PSA is no joke and as a kid growing up in the 80's you were bombarded with PSA's like "Crack kills" "This is your brain on drugs" And the ever infamous AIDS PSA's "If you have sex you will die".I am now 32 years old and hate crackheads with a passion,and am afraid of sex.
He's probably doing that shit, as we all speak, I saw that mofo smoking crack in LA, i was on vacation, and was all like "hey its peewee herman, smoking" and then he came out of the car and was all stoned and shit, and the car didnt smell like weed, it smelled like crack, I know this cuz, I was walking past a crack house one day and it was the worst thing i have ever smelled in my life
Withdrawal? THAT'S THE SECRET WORD OF THE DAY! HOORAAAAYYYYYY!!!
jesus i need my fix come on man you know im good for it as soon as that slut bitch pays me what she owes me ill give you your money jesus man im your friend come on man ive pawned everything i have all ive got left is my grandfathers watch i cant give that up man
In the Words of Donovan from MurkAvenue, "Dude got busted, for pulling his weener out in a movie theater, and he thinks cracks a bad idea? I believe that shit."
@mooneepondskid I looked up how many people were in american prisons and it was near 3 million, but just because you're in prison dose not mean that you've smoked crack... Also the US has the highest amount of prisoners in the world, with the largest problem causing crime being poverty, mental instability and well for others drug use. But the biggest problem being pot.
@TzimisceChef Not that many people in prison in the states for pot. But for cocaine posession and crimes committed to have money to buy cocaine the numbers are massive.
Ok, I just came here from " Clint Eastwood PSA Crack Cocaine 1980's ". Both made at the same time. Have to ask... Where did all the crack go? There was ALOT more in the bottle before Pee Wee got ahold of it....
when someone tells me not to do something.. it makes me wanna do it ... everytime! ..especially when pee wee tells me not to do something.. im all over it . haha
well this is the only truthful drug PSA on tv. unlike the anti weed ones that just make shit up to scare kids. dont smoke crack just smoke weed instead!
I saw the Dirty Harry version and I have to say this PSA certainly fit for him than it did for Pee Wee.Pee Wee just isn't that dark and serious as Dirty Harry was for something like this.
"This is crack"
AHHHHHHHH YOU SAID THE SECRET WORD!
PickleBlood123 2 weeks ago
Mmmm crack...
Voxnulla 2 weeks ago
Seeing Peewee talk about crack makes me want to smoke it.
llorensl 2 weeks ago
in cheech and chong's up in smoke he was tearing the cocaine up
ladyp1234 1 month ago
Wonder why he has that crack haha.
JaredWardlaw 1 month ago
Ah...1985!!!
Tornado1994 2 months ago
Fucking pedophile!
*The music recalls early Faces of Death. O_o
MrTreznor 2 months ago
When he first appeared and said, " This is crack...." I busted out laughing. Something is just so off about this. Lmao
Corehaven22 2 months ago
this is crack from my own supply Huh Hah
Spystreak 3 months ago
"it's not worth it ..." *puts in pocket* LOL
Maximusz62 3 months ago 2
*Press 2*
OmuYasha1990 4 months ago
"Ok PeeWee gives us back the crack"
".......PeeWee?"
fableboy10 4 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
FAP FAP FAP FAP
ajcannata 4 months ago
I was waiting for him to burst out in his usual laughter.
snappercactus 4 months ago
thumbs up if you were sent here by the Nostalgia Critic
willku9000 4 months ago
"Remember kids dont do Cocaine...CAUSE U COULD END UP LIKE ME!!!
kjrody21 4 months ago 2
I just can't take it seriously with that voice, and just Pee Wee Herman in general.. Afk~ buying crack.
Skitop93 4 months ago
guys be serious we are being enlightened by a retarded children's show character so full of logic
Dubsteplova96 4 months ago
caught jacking off in a movie theatre a few days later
akeldama931 4 months ago
He tells us not to do crack so he gets more
21h040349160 4 months ago 3
9 people where in the theatre with Pee Wee that fateful day
Thirtiesguy 5 months ago
that's the guy from the hamburger train, right?
mkultra2300 5 months ago
@MrBackinblack69 In a theater watching Nurse Betty? =P
NJNightfire2003 5 months ago
xD
djparnate 5 months ago
This.... is craaaack
DjHappz 5 months ago
I would like this video even more if he did his famous laugh xD
cassandraDT13 5 months ago 19
Nostalgia Critic:"I die a little in the inside,I die of laughter......... When I first saw this I had to go through hours and hours of laughter to get to this point."
LOL
gekired74 5 months ago
im high as fuck on weed so when i heard Pee-Wee say This... is crack. i rofled
TheAveragePenguin 5 months ago
OK, so I know any PSA is inherently lame, but this seems bizarrely heartfelt... dammit Paul, why'd you have to go be a skeeze? Pee-Wee was an f-ing brilliant character.
rchrdcrg 5 months ago
See this vial... we are gonna smoke it after we are done.
captcide360 5 months ago
Pee wee herman says not to do crack? lol
AtheismCentral 5 months ago 2
you expect me to believe pee wee herman doesnt do crack?
DirtyMikeballin95 5 months ago
8 people are dead wrong.
OgnarPliskin 6 months ago
todays secret word is CRACK. AAAAAAAAHHH!
capnhands 6 months ago
i hate when comedians are serious... its like scary..especially when they say.."look,",,,,
lavigne777619 6 months ago
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
CARBINEZzZz 6 months ago
Clint Eastwood's PSA is more convincing.
"If you want to die for something...this sure as hell ain't it."
1Morey 6 months ago
Aye, where did u get that crack tho! U pulled it out of your pocket. Pee Wee does crack, it's all making sense now.
colossalberger 6 months ago
Why is Peewee doing this commercial?
youreviltwin26 6 months ago
.... I'm scared of Peewee now :(
YourProblem1 6 months ago
what the fuck is this?? Why is pee wee doing this commercial
Daver869 6 months ago
wtf?! pee-wee herman looks like hes on some sort of class A drug in the first place! how the fuck is he going to be doing PSA's on drugs? looool!
keiko909 6 months ago
well i bang 7 gram rocks bc thats how i roll so suck it peewee
sandshrew666 6 months ago 10
was that a heart beat in the end? or a galloping horse?
AnonymoussourceL0L 6 months ago
Was that actually crack? That would raise so many questions...
ParadoxJuice 7 months ago
@celonsus To show the people who are watching this what crack looks like. Stay smart. Don't start. Or else your heart concludes it's continuing beat and your brain burns out permanently. In other words, Don't try crack. If you do, say goodbye to yourself.
TheROBReviews 7 months ago
@celonsus to show the people who are currently watching commercial what it looks like. Stay smart. Don't start. Or else your heart concludes it remarkable rythum and your brain burns
TheROBReviews 7 months ago
Why did they give pee wee fucking herman Crack?
celonsus 7 months ago
@MrBackinblack69
Yeeeehaaaaa~!
PeninsulaFilmGroup 7 months ago
Damn this reminds me of those Montana Meth Project commercials. "Not Even Once." (I'm not gonna be that guy!)
creamygoodness420 7 months ago
@creamygoodness420
Thanks for telling me about them!
PeninsulaFilmGroup 7 months ago
crack can kill you; but masturbating in a theater can kill you faster lol
monkadelic13 7 months ago
HOLY SHU SHU SHU SHIT PEEWEE! CALM THE FUCK DOWN!
RetroVGamer 7 months ago
oh peewee.DIS..IS CRACK
feh2 7 months ago
Remember kids, crack is whack but whacks the smack. So whack off whenever you can! HA! heh heh
thatguysreviews 7 months ago
When i was little & Saw this for the 1st time..I cried cause peewee was being scary as hell!
Keja7991 7 months ago
why is the bottle open at the end?
O.o
allexandranicole 7 months ago
@allexandranicole ...word
MillCaptinAMAZING 7 months ago
Everytime i hear pewie herman say "this is crack" i die a little inside....i die of laughter
MillCaptinAMAZING 7 months ago
0:13 funny way to say crack
GamerKidVideos 8 months ago
Comment removed
GamerKidVideos 8 months ago
I farted when the heart beat stopped...lol
Theselectable 8 months ago
i done crack ,,, its good , dont believe anyone be free to make up your own mind
911travistruth 8 months ago
Good job on subverting your own message by calling it "The Thrill."
belgurdo 8 months ago
When the spotlights lit up to reveal Paul Reubens in his Peewee Herman costume, I totally lost it and couldn't stop laughing throughout the rest of the PSA.
rogonandi 8 months ago
Crack, that's right mothaa fuckaaa, smoke some before you masturbate in the cinema!
figocooldude 8 months ago
Kids - don't do crack. Wait until you're grown up.
StonedMarmaduke 8 months ago
Kid's don't do CRACK....JACK..OFF! You'll go blind, or even to jail, but it won't kill you! L:MAO
duchovny2 8 months ago
I've seen a lot of PSAs in my television addicted life and I can honestly say this is my favorite one.
jacobocaj777 8 months ago
I remember this..haha
4thesweet 8 months ago
CRACK hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Kartoonkid95 8 months ago
strange this psa makes me want to do crack! lol
Dickbaum 8 months ago 3
Don't do crack, beat off in movie theaters. Great morals Peewee.
MugiwaraKing 8 months ago
they made him do this cuz ppl found out he did crack
vexit1 8 months ago
Maybe they shouldnt call it a thrill
LuigiLadz 9 months ago
when the fuck was crack ever cool o.O
HeavyMalice666 9 months ago
That's right kids -- don't try crack, try cocaine, instead.
The64v 9 months ago 3
@TheGodRaper ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
Redn9787 9 months ago
O_O
XDeidaraXItachiXBFFX 9 months ago
You know I think he did this because many people who watched Pee Wees Playhouse were on drugs at the time and they saw it as a mind fuck, so he was telling those people hey dont do it
enjoyitbro 9 months ago
"This is cwak (from my private stash)..."
0rganDon0r 9 months ago
Masturbating in the back of a an adult theater in Florida can also kill.........or is that just your career?
gk1489 9 months ago
that is a big motherfucking rock
PoonBot5K 9 months ago
So thrilling it can kill you? Let me try!
radports 9 months ago
he shows the crack, then it vanishes from view.... into his pocket.
611kaspar 10 months ago 3
lol! remember Cheech and Chongs Nice Dreams?
FlyingSpartan 10 months ago
"its not kid stuff" -Pee-Wee Herman
thuperthamy101 10 months ago
A Message About Crack From a Sex Offender
StupidWizardFilms 10 months ago
Directed here from a DurhamRockerZ video
crazyharry156 10 months ago
The ending kind of scared me. So did the beginning. The music...freaked me out. I won't do crack...I promise!
TheOutsidersProblem 10 months ago
"HI CRACKY!" "HI PEE-WEE!"
Fu345 10 months ago 8
its ironic how its peewee herman telling kids not to do crack, even though the producers of peewees playhouse must have been on some really strong shit...
TheKeysersoze95 10 months ago
Remember kids! Crack is whack but whack's the smack!
Ohohohohohoho.
FireButts15 10 months ago 2
Pee Wee's intensely serious and depressing drug free playhouse.
Downfacingdog 10 months ago
This is during the whole "Crack epidemic" of the 80's and not to mention Reagan's "war on drugs" catastrophe.This PSA is no joke and as a kid growing up in the 80's you were bombarded with PSA's like "Crack kills" "This is your brain on drugs" And the ever infamous AIDS PSA's "If you have sex you will die".I am now 32 years old and hate crackheads with a passion,and am afraid of sex.
kaliyuta 10 months ago
He's probably doing that shit, as we all speak, I saw that mofo smoking crack in LA, i was on vacation, and was all like "hey its peewee herman, smoking" and then he came out of the car and was all stoned and shit, and the car didnt smell like weed, it smelled like crack, I know this cuz, I was walking past a crack house one day and it was the worst thing i have ever smelled in my life
teamganja666 10 months ago
"Crack is fine, if you can manage it socially" - Charlie Sheen
MrMickeyZ 10 months ago
(insert Charlie Sheen Joke here)
1kingsfan41 11 months ago 2
don't do crack, it makes you masterbate in movie theatres.
DevilWomanCake 11 months ago
Withdrawal? THAT'S THE SECRET WORD OF THE DAY! HOORAAAAYYYYYY!!!
jesus i need my fix come on man you know im good for it as soon as that slut bitch pays me what she owes me ill give you your money jesus man im your friend come on man ive pawned everything i have all ive got left is my grandfathers watch i cant give that up man
ok ill go pawn it now
Lazyguy22 11 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
0:35 Hes to right.. i want to stop the crack so bad.. but then my friends wouldnt think im cool..
secretcountry 11 months ago
Comment removed
secretcountry 11 months ago
And.... that's why we smoke pot lol
Coshka77 11 months ago
ANOTHER PSA IS DON'T JACK OFF IN PUBLIC! X )~
Peta659 11 months ago
In the Words of Donovan from MurkAvenue, "Dude got busted, for pulling his weener out in a movie theater, and he thinks cracks a bad idea? I believe that shit."
jd69100 11 months ago
If You want To Some it Kids Its Ok Because Pee Wee Uses It Be For I Do My Show
matthewcrackhead 11 months ago
Was Crack use really that rampant that they needed PSA's?
TzimisceChef 11 months ago
@TzimisceChef 2 million americans in prison..does that give you an idea of how much cocaine was used in the 80's/90's?..
mooneepondskid 11 months ago
@mooneepondskid I looked up how many people were in american prisons and it was near 3 million, but just because you're in prison dose not mean that you've smoked crack... Also the US has the highest amount of prisoners in the world, with the largest problem causing crime being poverty, mental instability and well for others drug use. But the biggest problem being pot.
TzimisceChef 11 months ago
@TzimisceChef Not that many people in prison in the states for pot. But for cocaine posession and crimes committed to have money to buy cocaine the numbers are massive.
mooneepondskid 11 months ago
Murk Avenue.
Weebs95 11 months ago 4
@TheGodRaper AHHHHHHH!!!!
nekramaniac 11 months ago
What would the next PSA sound like? "Hey kids! Check out me as a drug dealer in my new movie, 'Blow' with Johnny Depp! HAHA!!!"
MissRandomIsRandom 1 year ago 3
@TheGodRaper AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
hl2isbestv2 1 year ago
this coming from a guy who snorted coke under a table in a cheech and chong movie
acidfreak1967 1 year ago 4
Motely Crue begs to differ
rumbazz 1 year ago
cocaine's a helluva drug
welhungjohnson 1 year ago
Pee Wee doesn't like crack . . . not this kind anyway.
TheAngryBum 1 year ago 2
AHHHH HELL NAH!!
I was waitin 4 him to say "HAH HAH!!!"
mrcegrimm 1 year ago
pee wee being serious ...now thats funny
ForgottenFaces001 1 year ago
this is crack cocaine i take several hits of it before filming each show
ohboyhey2k4 1 year ago
hahaha wasn't pee wee herman in blow later on down the road? haahaha this is funny
M1GU3L07 1 year ago
I've heard the terms "crack cocaine" and "smoking rocks" but never "rock cocaine". lol.
TenouHaruka0 1 year ago
"todays secret word is "crack" AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!
loves2spooge144026 1 year ago 16
@loves2spooge144026 "todays secret word is "sue ellen armstrong" AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!
BJ29035 6 months ago
I would love for Morgan Freeman or the guy who does movie trailers to spoof this.
TodA51 1 year ago
I didn't hear, did he mention anything about jerkin off?
321fast 1 year ago
@321fast PSA DO NOT jerkoff in a public place LOL
jerzeytpke 1 year ago
But doing it with cwack wouldn't just be rung......
It could be DEAD RUNG!!!
smokintheblaze 1 year ago
Ok, I just came here from " Clint Eastwood PSA Crack Cocaine 1980's ". Both made at the same time. Have to ask... Where did all the crack go? There was ALOT more in the bottle before Pee Wee got ahold of it....
TravelingBob1966 1 year ago
@TheGodRaper DON'T TALK TOO LOUD
YOU'RE SCARING THE LIONS !
mariofana 1 year ago
did he take crack
kittykiller5408 1 year ago
where did he get that crack??
TheAbeTate 1 year ago 2
LOL its hard to take Pee Wee seriously
DAtNizzaYOuKnOw 1 year ago
This is fucking hilarious. Who can watch it with a straight face?
Drac39 1 year ago
at the end he starts to smile like "ow im jkin ya even i use"
PatrickFAILS4EVER 1 year ago
Now that's weird.
retread01 1 year ago
omg this is inspiring!!
dancingjellybelly96 1 year ago
Ask Dave Mustaine
DawnPatroler 1 year ago
*crack*
you said the secret word!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
austin123457 1 year ago 2
they knew when they shoot this PSA people would laugh, and at the same time, that It would work
THESE BASTARDS ARE GENIUSES
thatmexicanuzer 1 year ago
I just got learned
Danielviavideo 1 year ago
i wonder why pee wee herman had crack on him for this psa?
admirilawesome1 1 year ago
yeah, thats why theres marijuana.
Finnstudios 1 year ago
The weaker, the strong. You got it going on....you're dead wrong
StashDaPoet 1 year ago
Of all the characters in the world to tell you not to do drugs... wow.
InYourFaceNewYorker 1 year ago
Im Doctor Rockso, I do cocaine.
MaverickXIII 1 year ago
I know you're crack, but what am I?!
benniquaid 1 year ago
it could be dead wrong HAHA!
GeorgeDeadson 1 year ago
How funny that he played a marijuana/cocaine dealer in Blow, just a few years later.
TAFKASYFY 1 year ago
Anything PeeWee says I'll believe...
ellier0215 1 year ago
damn that shit sounds bad ass i gotta go try some after watching this
gonzo361 1 year ago
hahahahhhahahahahh i need a hit! badly!
westmeaty 1 year ago
I'm still waiting for the Pee Wee PSA about masturbating in theaters.
frickfrock999 1 year ago
@frickfrock999 Actually, making this PSA was part of his community service plea.
PhaedrusNYC 1 year ago
I saw this in the womb.
TwoCows23 1 year ago
Even better advice; never watch peewee on mushrooms!
fecalophagus 1 year ago
Why should I trust the drug dealer from 'Blow' about crack.
1amsm1th 1 year ago 6
THIS is CWACK lolololol
IDidItForTehLulz1 1 year ago 61
What's the word of the day? "Crack" AHHHHHHHH! XD
DeathNovaXIII 1 year ago 6
when someone tells me not to do something.. it makes me wanna do it ... everytime! ..especially when pee wee tells me not to do something.. im all over it . haha
carrieabay 1 year ago
Was this spot directed by Tim Burton?
Qermaq 1 year ago 2
yeah pee-wee is right, guys dont do crack....smoke weed its better and non-addictive =D
badaz2 1 year ago
Don't do Crack, wacking off in porno theaters is much better.
Now we have METH, which makes crack look like children's tylenol.
GTBurns48215 1 year ago
Gee i wonder wear he got that cocaine from. Hmmmmmmmm
ThexDarkxKnighT11 1 year ago
THIS is crack.
ilikeluigi 1 year ago
i think this service announcement was meant for pee-wee
Aizen1122 1 year ago
The music at the ened made me want to party lol
screamolives 1 year ago
hahahahaha....... hahahahahah my god
philocon 1 year ago
This is your PSA on THX.
ILoooooveCamels 1 year ago
pee wee was in the cheech and chong movies WTF anti drug commercial XD !
DrAquafreshness 1 year ago
I really expected it to end with "so go get stoned or something else instead."
Destructinthespring 1 year ago
You know, you'd expect Pee Wee to know A LOT about drugs. >_>
armegeddis 1 year ago
well this is the only truthful drug PSA on tv. unlike the anti weed ones that just make shit up to scare kids. dont smoke crack just smoke weed instead!
kumili727 1 year ago
Dis is Kwack!
AnbusKi 1 year ago
Where are the anti-tequila PSA's?
I've done some strange and crazy shit after drinking too much tequila!!!
pandaeyes42 1 year ago
I saw the Dirty Harry version and I have to say this PSA certainly fit for him than it did for Pee Wee.Pee Wee just isn't that dark and serious as Dirty Harry was for something like this.
sillygrl23 1 year ago
cocaine is cool.
XPLODETV 1 year ago
nostalgia critic sent me here...
slayermate07 1 year ago
@slayermate07 me too
rbmadd 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
And now kids, check me out in my newest movie, Blow!
evilgrrl666 1 year ago
it cud be dead wong omfg i fell of my seat!!!!
csegbert 1 year ago
Dis. Is. Cwack.
SHOCKWAVE101 1 year ago 4