Zero Punctuation: Left 4 Dead

[Babycakeely]

lol i got mirrors edge really really cheap! and no i didn't pirate it i got it for like £2.98 at my local gaming place but i didn't need to pay coz i traded a game in :3

[guidono123]

deus ex machina airlines lol

[hispaniccheese]

2:24 we think alike, before getting the game i thought you'd be able to do this.

[iamthechanceman]

I liked mirror's edge, but I also pirated it sooo....

[L0LyourFACE]

Woo Firefly... Uh oh... :(

[ShadowNny]

3:35

HA! Left 4 Head.

[ravenousking19]

Why isn't Yahtzee's avatar from the show a character in MUGEN yet? :D

[RedDwarf12100]

I guess it's time to go and watch his review of mirror's edge

[zhazha23]

2:49 I was expecting a white imp.

[MrPerfect2000Z]

Is it me or do Game Developers need to get off of the Zombie Theme's otherwise there is going to be a zombie spin off for every game in existence?

[bsmb98]

Omg. The imp can spit mini-me's from his brain?!?!?!

C00L(just to annoy him)

[bsmb98]

Mean spirited traffic barriers...?

[Ryu8907]

0:59

The game in the center of the train thing....what is it? *curious*

[CodexAnother]

You couldn't be more wrong when you say there's no story in it.

where is CEDA?

[javalavadingdonglolz]

DO NEVER DEAD!! THUMBS UP SO HE CAN SEE!!

[AntonISAHOTT]

My god, the world is coming to a end. Acid rain, burning seas, CoD is good again and Yahtzee likes a multiplayer game. Flee flee, save yourselves. Women and kids first.

[jwpepperchris1]

Can someone recommend me a good zombie game, where the zombies cant fucking run.. Apart from Dead Rising of course.

[wolfbrother1080]

@jwpepperchris1 No...cause any game where the zombies can't run is trash.

[arackan1]

3:55



[arackan1]

3:54

[4thHogage]

I don't think he likes black people :/

[jamesterfire]

@4thHogage don't worry, he isn't racist 

[FecklessCretin]

'Oh christ them cunts be dead'

[willzahk]

Of course Yahtzee's favorite infected is the Hunter, seeing as he's a hooded rapist that jumps people.

[swiftelk4]

The Start of this review is my life in, well a taped up trash can

[punchcrush11]

review left for dead 2!!!!!!!!!!!

[jmar4life]

100 for mirrors edge? the hell?

[AsdNationProductions]

@jmar4life not USD different currency

[chrissomerry]

@jmar4life for some reason game companies decide to give everything cheap to the US and probably Japan and 1.5x that price in Europe and 2x that price in Australia. Which means that valve games which always use USD pricing seem half price permanently for Australians ;)

[MasteroChieftan]

so...much....zero.....help meeeeeee

[SporeTres]

He knows about PST. I am happy ^___^

[liljagsa]

Wait, how can zombies be second to ninjas, zombies, AND monkies?

[aidanivesdavis]

What the fuck? Why is his currency American?

[Molonara]

There actually is a AI Director Cult somewhere.....

[Ygdrasel]

I love the Left 4 Dead series. Especially one awesome moment:

A group of friends in a match. I'm on the Infected side. A Spitter. I beeline for a specific location near the end of the level while my fellow Infected die in a hail of bullets elsewhere. Through the Skype call, I can hear the Survivors wondering where I am. I giggle uncontrollably to myself.

They come through the door. Head into a very small room with some gasoline cans. I spit. They're engulfed in fire and acid. All die. >:D

[ShadowSpawn666]

You know, I never thought about praying to the AI Director. I'm gonna try that now.

[TheTelenation]

I'm Australian too and I paid $12 for mirrors edge . . . HA!

[sqi8000]

@TheTelenation He did review it when it haddn't be out for long though if I remember right so.. That statement is rather pointless.

[madmaxaxe1]

ive been watching reviews for three hours i just discovered GOD.............. save me

[Jimera0]

I'm extremely glad that he liked Left 4 Dead, seeing as it's probably my favorite multiplayer game ever (well the second one; I only got into the series after it came out and at that point buying the first one just didn't make sense). While me and Yahtzee might not have exactly the same taste in games (well, more accurately I simply have a broader taste), it's good to see I can identify with him on some levels.

[AMassiveHeadache]

If there were a koala apocalypse, I would be less than useless. I could never harm those sleeping vicious bastards.

[987bmx987]

@AMassiveHeadache My jobs a sticka, I have to poke koalas of the Opera house in Sydney.

[jakobogg]

@AMassiveHeadache lol, im like the exact opposite. i would shoot any fucker in the face that would want to kill me and even better if its a cute animal!

[AMassiveHeadache]

@jakobogg that's one of the things police look for in traits of serial killers.

[jakobogg]

@AMassiveHeadache well, if someone is trying to kill me, i think not LOL

[AMassiveHeadache]

@jakobogg touche

[ChiChoo29]

Everytime I think I'm done watching, there's another review I want to see in the list over there --->

[onionknight777]

@ChiChoo29 Oooh Fallout 3, not seen that one yet. x3

[iFyckedYaGirl]

@ChiChoo29 I know right? But Im done for now and Im gonna go play Team For- oh hey he did the orange box

[DiscoGypsyFish9]

@ChiChoo29 So true...

[TheBansheeBomb]

@ChiChoo29 you a gypsy?

[SteamMonkey115]

@ChiChoo29 Wow 300 likes . . .

[Skarsnik007]

Cheese ball parody of zombie classic movies....Classic?

[jaydudeGDX]

Hahaha. yes! i agree. dying in this game is more boring than standing on a roof in World of warcraft just waiting for somebody to look at you before you jump. but i also thought of the idea of being a common infected while waiting to bloody respawn, considering common infected are utturley useless.

[MrBlocparty1994]

mean spirited traffic barriers

[ishigoto]

Hreetawd

[jonathandoth109]

Ok. 0x28, your really a little buttfuck. No one here gives a rats ass about dam "university". So... It would really be a good idea to re-think your god awful hatred of life and get one. HEY! They're selling some life's at the store you should go get one. :)

[payback1237]

1 person got their nipples ripped off

[Weemancake]

If there ever was a heaven for griefers it would be Left 4 Dead only rivaled by EvE Online.

...Which is why i play the shit out of both of these games.

[LITE992]

Valve did consider letting you play as one of the little crappy zombies when you died but thought it wasn't fun because you were competing with the other zombies. Personally I think it's more fun than waiting 20 seconds.

[darkfafi]

valve can't count to 3 -_-

[gawmovies]

@darkfafi Valve didn't over-stretch one storyline, but instead came up with some NEW IDEAS.

[curryninja1]

@0x26 mate your a massive chump go get a life and stop spamming people you sad pathetic twat

[0x28]

@curryninja1 roflmao

[0x28]

@curryninja1 Btw I just took a shit.

[0x28]

People from the UK: typical twats. They are the worst population on earth. lol

[tokilladaemon]

@0x28 american by any chance?

i'm not going to go on about how bad americans are because 1: i don't know if you are and 2: there's no one culture with a generic "badness", they just all have the occasional uninformed narrow-minded tosser. I.e. you.

[0x28]

Welcome, twat citizen.

[mysterykcad]

@tokilladaemon It makes me sad that when someone acts like a self-absorbed xenophobic fuckwit that people automatically assume he's American. I'm not saying that the stereotype's never right, it just makes me sad that the stereotype exists at all.

[0x28]

People, we should really get those multi-account people banned. It is getting sad.

[0x28]

Sexual farts.

[0x28]

'slayermate07' is a sad case and is not happy in life. Hahahaha. Double pwned!

[the2010Official]

@0x28 <----- yahtzee deserves better fans than this.

[0x28]

@the2010Official Shuck ma cawk. I go to a university. You don't.

[0nomSond]

@0x28 oh wow! a university! that really and tottally gives you the right to be an absolute douchbag! im sorry if i said anything wrong mr. university!

[0x28]

@0nomSond I have the freedom of speech. :P

[0nomSond]

@0x28 so you are willing to abuse youre rights just to piss people off? and YOURE the one with the life? think again.

[0x28]

@0nomSond Oh man, I really have to go to the bathroo. brb taking a shit

[0nomSond]

@0x28 oh so do i need to wipe your ass for you? or can you act like a normal person.

[0x28]

@0nomSond brb taking a piss

[0x28]

Shuck on dat beesh. Whatup.

[0x28]

'slayermate07' got pwned. He is English and I am not and I have beaten him at it. Hahaha.

[MadamMarch]

@0x28 Excuse me, but his being English has nothing to do with it.

[0x28]

@MadamMarch Suck my cawk.

[MrGamingGhost]

@0x28 lol you suck so much dicks. Firstly slayermate07 is not a english, he is welsh like he said in the comment. Second, you say you are intelligent yet use the word 'pwned' like a kid. Third, if you really are a zp fan, don't even compare yourself with a god like yahtzee. While slayer and you are both assholes, he is actually sorta funny, you are just as dull as shit can be. btw it's cock not 'cawk'.

[MadamMarch]

@0x28 Sorry, but I only suck cocks with a length above three centimetres and a circumference wider than a ring pull.

[0x28]

@MadamMarch Whore. LoL

[MadamMarch]

@0x28 Absolutely. c:

[0x28]

100 bucks for mirror's edge? Woah. That's what I paid for GTA IV and Bioshock when they came out.

[0x28]

Mean spirited traffic barriers. lmfao

[0x28]

Two little boys had two little toys. Gayly they played, each summer's days.

[zombieinzen]

lol monster island was Viti Levu... where I live :P

[Feystarshadow]

Shut up and listen to the angry australian brit. Your day will get better.

[Mrlolzerful]

@Feystarshadow Thats exactly what I am listen to my opinions

[HotnButteryBiscuits]

Valve is the greatest company in the world? Yeah I'll believe that when they finally release episode 3. Or stop releasing crap that doesn't matter...I'll take either :3

[kolim997]

@HotnButteryBiscuits *cough* Fanboy *cough*

[HotnButteryBiscuits]

@kolim997 *coughmisinterpretationforsake­oftrollingcough*

[kolim997]

@HotnButteryBiscuits Yes I was trolling by calling someone who says the only reason a game company isnt great is because they didnt release the video game HE wanted. Amazing.

[HotnButteryBiscuits]

@kolim997 Lol I meant Valve needs to release an actual game, like Portal 2. All they've done recently is release crappy dlcs for L4D2. Adding maps from L4D1 that aren't meant to house L4D2's infected to appease crying L4D fanboys isn't exactly helping their rep. Not to mention that piece of crap 'Cold Stream' campaign. I've seen better campaigns on the l4dmaps website. I've never even played the Half Life series, but I know it couldn't be any WORSE than their current failing projects :\

[EMOspartan911]

@HotnButteryBiscuits the half life series as amazing, and has a fair length of gameplay.

[oopsIdidasuper]

@HotnButteryBiscuits ...What projects do valve have that are failing? They just released portal 2, which was a massive hit and are about to release dota 2. Also why do you care about them releasing episode 3 if you have never played a half life game?

[kolim997]

@HotnButteryBiscuits Although they arnt the greatest company in the world agreed.

[shazzy544]

@HotnButteryBiscuits have a cough drop

[HotnButteryBiscuits]

@shazzy544 Thank you. That was quite a long one :3

[Hellimatrix]

the name for the Smoker at 4:08 (and correct me if I'm wrong) i think is related to the condition of the human b4 infection. having to do with the fact that the human was a smoker and that the nicotine and other bad things already in their system reacts with the virus to make the unique outcome you see in a zombie smoker. (although while that does explain a lot it still leaves u wondering about that ridiculous tongue)

[LightArrow35]

@Hellimatrix I just thought it had to do with the fact that Smoke comes out when you kill it. Constrictor would've been a much better name though. ;p

[Gewok666]

I paid £40 for mirror's edge when it came out, it was reduced to about £20 a couple of weeks later.

[slayermate07]

lol yahtzee is so biased...

every game made by valve got really positive game reviews

[frenchtoaster1000]

@slayermate07 because theyre the greatest company in the world :P

[runnergunner42]

@slayermate07 or maybe its cause everything valve makes is awesome

[slayermate07]

@runnergunner42 i wouldn't say that about left 4 dead 2...it's decent enough game, just not really up to par with other games...

[runnergunner42]

@slayermate07 Left 4 dead 2 is awesome but it wasnt far enough of a leap from the first one

[slayermate07]

@runnergunner42 exactly...

[0x28]

@slayermate07 That is why he distinguishes himself from dumb gamers/people/Sheep. There are very few intellectual and highly intelligent people on this earth, such as YahtZee and I. :)

[slayermate07]

@0x28... it's 'yahtzee and me'...mr stuckup wannabe. It's true that i have very little love for the 'sheep' (which is ironic as i live in wales) of which you claim, the fact that you lack modesty as much as subtlety pretty much distinguishes you not as intellegent but are among the mass flock that is so ubiquitous on youtube and the world. This is fittingly critized by your god yahtzee, mr 'double bacon shit with large fries' (zp episode:The Second Annual E3 Hype Massacre).

[0x28]

@slayermate07 You never studied advanced English at an university, have you? I can tell. Nonetheless, 'Him and I' is basic English. It seems you do not know basic English. I just hate people who are sheep. You are only humiliating yourself by saying it is 'yahtzee and me'. Why do you not go learn some decent English for starters? You do not even know the basic grammar rules (because someone who does knows why you can not use a possessive pronoun next to a personal pronoun).

[0x28]

Correction 'a university'. Anyway, I do not care what you say. Ironically, you are the double bacon shit guy. I stand tall above you. Stay low, ignorant chariot.

[slayermate07]

@0x28 lol taller than kim jon-il too it seems, as the level of self-love bullshit are off the chart with this one...

lol whereas yahtzee does for a laugh, you take it all seriously, and ironically becomes the bigger joke...and using the word 'pwned' like an adolescent child further add to the insult, o mighty one. Please step on your 1st prize stand for worst human being, put a rope around your neck so we can kick it away. lol

[KiefKiefKiefKief]

@slayermate07 Did you think that it may be because Valve are reasonably consistent in making very, very good games and not because he's biased?

[DannyFox06]

@slayermate07 Valve have had an incredible track record for making excellent quality games, So perhaps Yahtzee isn't biased at all.

[TheXsK]

@slayermate07

You do realise that Valve are one of the biggest dev's in the world for a reason, don't you?

.. Because they make fantastic games.

They made a game that changed the industry, Half Life, if it wasn't for Half Life, Quake, Doom, Duke Nukem, and ofcourse Wolfenstein 3D, you wouldn't be playing Call of Poopy: Shit Warfare 3 next month.

Valve or amongst the old fps devs that originated in the 90's and are still going strong.

[LolzxDable]

@TheXsK Call of Poopy?

[Narudude360]

@slayermate07 THAT'S NOT BIASED! LOOK IT UP GODAMMIT!

[jameswhm3]

@slayermate07 biased like fuck he is whats he says is right u did notice that he did not bash on the game play at all

[slayermate07]

@jameswhm3 which why it's so biased... the game sucks.

[Rasta796]

@slayermate07 why not?

[TheOriginalSourBanan]

@slayermate07 im pretty shur it becasue there simple elegant fun, have a good community and less repetitive as they often add new concepts (portal Half life)

the only unoriginal idea was left 4 dead but still managed to make an extremely good game becasue of it simple jump in play coop

[sneaselcheez]

lol voice crack at the word "nipples" xD

[1shelby13]

Haha he said nipples XD