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  • hahahaha XD this is an ok video

  • Badd sounds

  • at leas chief is funny as hell :P

  • LOL

    

  • hmmm not remotley funny but i will give you credit for the animation is good

  • @toystalker420 if this is even your video ?!

  • @toystalker420

    Granted my spelling was horrible four years ago, you can see that in the description box, I did say this video came from Newgrounds...

  • Every time the audience laughs it sounds like E-day.

  • wtf

  • and all u need to do is just aim for their head gosh gow fanz ur just stupid as hell at least we got tech

  • master cheif can take a piss lol at least he can save 5 worldz

  • fail...

  • I think they are both amazing games... One neither better or worse than the other, where one lacks in one area the other picks up. It just comes down to personal opinion, Halo is my choice, mainly because of good memories with my family. But I play Gears of War with my husband...it's just all a matter of opinion.

  • lol you can roll its call evade you tail besides you dont look like your spearing someone when your running on halo

  • If John and Marcus were wearing normal clothes... Marcus would kick the shit out of him.

  • @MSoltan1992 i totaly agree

  • @MSoltan1992 no because Spartans are genetically engineered to have super strength, agility, reflexes, ect. (its not just the kick butt spartan suit).

  • @thatwasdisturbing The Halo games prove that, don't they? You can't roll, you can't do anything that a strong human being could do. You move slow as fuck, as well.

  • Chainsaw?? I just like clean cuts with energy swords

  • how the hell do people like this shit?

  • for all the people that didnt know spartans take out the helmet and armor its a black silk like suit its just some blue-never ending steroids that allows them to do what they do -_-

  • a great come back wouldve been well atleast i dont piss on myself in my suit :)

  • this wasnt exactly halo vs gow, but i still laughed my *** off.

  • Not if u use a gnasher

  • hiding behind objects and firing blindly into the air.... thats actually how it is.

  • dude, this is fucking hilarious!!!!!!!! 2 thumbs up

  • at least marcus has a chainsaw

  • if only nbc or abc would pick up on this we would make television so much more...:")

  • GEARS AND HALO ARE BOTH EPIC GAMES

    BOTH R CHALLANGEING

    HALO HAS THE RETICAL BOOM GEARS HAS THE BULLET SPRAY WHERE THE BULLETS RNT ACCRUATE & ON TOP OF THAT

    BOTH HAVE EPIC STORYLINES

    PERSONALY IF GEARS HAD THE CUZTIMIZATION LIKE REACH DOES I WOULD PLAY THAT MORE AND LONGER THAN HALO WHY CUZ YOU DONT HAVE AS MUCH LITTLE KIDS PLAYING AND BEIN DUECES DONT DISS OTHER GAME HEY I HATE MODERN WARFARE CUZ I DONT LIKE RELALISTIC GAMES THATS ALL

    IM A PRETTY AVERAGE GAMER BUT DO I HATE

    NOPE..

  • @MrKittycat1337 I do believe you found the caps lock button. Good job.

  • @BloodCloaked THANK YOU I BELIEVE I DID ALSO.......IT IS RIGHT UNDER THE TAB BUTTON I DONT THINK I COULD HAVE DONE THIS WITH OUT HELP........ I WOULD LIKE TO THANK ALL THOSE WHO HAVE HELPED ME WITH THS DISCOVERY I WOULD GIVE A SPEACIAL SHOUT OUT TO MR. JONES.

  • this started to give me AIDS....

  • gears was a halo killer!!!

  • @razrback312 ok about ur first comment he can jump 10 feet in the air because 1) he's on a ring world so there's gonna be dif gravity and 2) he's a Spartan. they go through augmentation with tons of steroids pumped into them so they can be super soldiers so ya, he's gonna jump high. and u can aim down the pistols sights, but it's more like a scope. except in halo 3.

  • gears win

    covedent are GHEY

  • Did I mention that Master Chief isn't a cocky smart ass like he is in this video? How can you change the personality of one iconic character like Master Chief to something that's funny and light-hearted, and not do the same to another iconic character like Marcus Fenix? Actually, I'm sorry you did change Marcus's personality. You made him into a giant idiot. If you weren't such a halo fan boy you'd have the creativity to make a video like this that got both sides somewhat correct.

  • @razrbak312

    Calm yourself.

    It's a flash video that is a joke, not some Halo vs Gears debate

  • This slanders Gears so much. Master Chief forgot to add that while he killed all those covenant he kept jumping around 10 feet in the air like an idiot and didn't have to aim down the sight of that crappy Halo 2 pistol because Spartans can defy physics and firing accurately while jumping 10 feet in the fucking air.

  • all I could think of while watching this was "KAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HN!"

  • HAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHA Not funny.

  • @H3Forge Damn straight. I can just imagine MC on the toilet reading a newspaper while the Arbiter is outside the door shouting 'Are you done yet?..........Demon.' please add me My GT is Skarokid and I love your maps.

  • some halo fans think that everyones favourite game has to be halo

  • master cheef is part bionike and cant take a piss hell he cant even have sex

  • You're right, during a Spartans augementation they practically take away their sex drive.

    But the funny part is the a Spartan could rip a human being in half without trouble.

    Halo would win hands down.

    Spartans can take their armor off stupid, it's not like it's a body part or something, so obviously he can piss.

    Stupid GoW fanboy GTFO, I played both Gears, I hated them both because it was boring as hell.

  • @H3Forge You arent making Halo look any better by calling people "stupid GoW fanboys" and then saying Gears 1 and 2 both sucked. Stupid Gaylo fanboy. And your only statement to why halo can win is that they had their sex drives taken away and can rip somebody in half. Wow you make halo sound so bad ass. Well listen to this. A majority of the enemys in Gears of War could rip somebody in half, and the gears still come out number 1. I would like to see Master Queef last 2 seconds in Gears.

  • @Never2Drunk2Fuck

    You sound more pathetic than I did. That isn't the only reason, I just didn't have enough room to give you all of the reasons why GoW blows cock. Go play with the Gorillas you call Marcus and Cole-Train. No one plays Gears of War any more. Master Chief has the strength of a Super Human, he can even lift a tank. I don't think the COG pussies can do that. If Gears is #1, how come no one plays it anymore?

  • @H3Forge You dont make any sense. Tons of people still play Gears. What proof do you have that they don't? The dude in prototype could lift a tank, it was still a shitty game. Halo doesn't even hardly take any strategy, if any at all. You could stand in the middle of a warzone tossing grenades and shooting like a madman and still have won the fight. I dont see much fun in that. The only thing Halo was good for was multiplayer and even that wasnt that great.

  • @Never2Drunk2Fuck

    Halo takes more skill than GoW at least. If GoW took more skill than Halo, it would be the #1 game in MLG instead of Halo. But all Gears of War's strategy is Rolling up to the enemy and chainsawing them to death. That's all. Halo Reach has Reticle Bloom, you can't shoot like a madman, you actually have to shoot at a good pace.

  • @H3Forge you have absolutely no clue what youre talking about...

  • @H3Forge Clearly you haven't seen the beta videos where this girl plays and can't hit shit cause she can control her spread. or maybe you have and choose to be ignorant. either way gears does have this. and for the record chainsaws can be stopped by shooting. halo melee can always happen even during rocket explosions.

  • halo is gay.....he got no balls

  • the beginning is soo true

  • gears is way better than halo and you know it

  •  i like both equally

  • lol

  • dont fuck around with a guy with a chainsaw

  • at least Marcus CAN take a piss

  • I hate shows that put in laughter when it wasnt really funny

  • @WrongGaming "glen martin DDS"

  • lol, funny

  • GAY !!!!!!!!!!

  • @SnUkE12x12 your gay and a noob if you don't understand the funniest

  • lol wtf

  • not yours>

  • what the fuck was that

  • lol funny

  • the family channel riiiiiiight

  • i didn´t know that marcus had adhd

  • OMG coffee shop masiccre

  • that was week

  • lol

  • halofanboy.

  • LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO!  hows this for a comment?

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  • What the hell...?=

  • thats what SHE said.

    omg this is so funny! plz make more!

  • NOT ANYMORE!

    Ahahaha.

  • this is gay

  • i thik thay coulsd have done the vid better.

  • doom is better

    doom is the father of FPS

  • doom sucks

  • your not a FPS fan at all then

    go back playing barbies and play pony quest or w/e

  • i love ponyquest!!!!!not really ponyquest sucks

  • pony quest wwtf!

  • i wish this was a real tv show please make it one this is halaries

  • thats what she said HAHA..

  • Chainsaw!!!!!

  • Owned that rival coffee shop lol

  • thats was so funny

  • master chief- was it crowded

    marcus- not anymore,lol

  • this is great

  • lol ownage

  • ololololoolooololoolololoolol

  • lmao this is what youtube should be used for

  • i think its cool

  • Halo and gears are awesome games

    LOLx100,000,000,000,000,000

  • DAM

  • LOL

  • This is the funniset shit ever

  • "So is it crowded?"

    "Not anymore."

    Pretty good. I've seen this on newgrounds.

  • hahahahaha this is funny 5 stars

  • OMDZZZ!!! This was sooooooooo FUNNY!!!! The audinence' random laughter made it even more randomly funny!!

  • thnxs

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