Al Murray - Equality

[TalonMercenary]

HAHA Al is too funny, he says it how it is!

[iRuttan]

Haha, at 0:21 that guys like "don't get any ideas bitch"

[CanadianImperialist]

fucking horrible british comics suck arse

[ThisWorldWillBeMine]

he's rushin the sketch more than what I saw on tv

[bookl0ver]

can som1 tell me how fag is an insult? i say fag when i mean cigerete

[greenghost2008]

whats the word he uses at the end mean? hoover?

[bookl0ver]

@greenghost2008 hoover means vacum cleaner

[somename99]

@greenghost2008 Hoover was a very popular brand of vacuum cleaner, to the point it became a generic term for them, a bit like some of you Americans call a tissue a Kleenex.

[e7l13]

I suggest people watch him in shows like qi. Hes actually really clever and a nice bloke

[vishal676]

whoa hot blonde at 2:10...

[TheStyxUKHH]

@vishal676 thats jodie marsh, shes far from hot , check her on google now man .. 2011 pics.. shes a body builder with a disfigured boat .. id rather a blowy from big al

[vishal676]

@TheStyxUKHH She stilll looks hot. I ve seen females way bigger than her. She still looks sexy coz shes not really like massive u know what i mean. shes just gone from herself....to a bit more toned and more muscle.

[1vnman]

english cunt

[ravercorum20]

@1vnman smd

[BarrySlisk]

That dude is funny !!

[LichQueenKathie]

Please remember he's a troll :3 For anyone who's too stupid to realise xD

[ravercorum20]

@LichQueenKathie God you're an idiot.

[LichQueenKathie]

@ravercorum20 Fuck, you're a prick O:

Al Murray IS a poe, he doesn't really believe this shit you stupid bastard xD

[ravercorum20]

@LichQueenKathie Here are the reasons as to why you are wrong.

1. trolling is a term used on the internet, for the internet. The real life equations is being a dick, which murray isn't.

2. He's using stereotypes to boaster an untrue version of how things are. Basically acting out how things aren't, but describing them as if they were factual for comedy value.

So, this isn't trolling, You newfag.

[LichQueenKathie]

@ravercorum20 I was using a term that everyone can understand. If I'd said he was a Poe, or a Satirist, nobody would have understood. So forgive me for trying to make sure my message was clear, little boy.

Newfag is also kind of a non-insult, me being a les and all.

[ravercorum20]

@LichQueenKathie Then use "taking the piss." use some basic logic for once :)

[LichQueenKathie]

@ravercorum20 I use a more varying vocabulary, and very rarely decend to profanity for a reason. A: It makes me seem the more polite of the two of us, even though I could be insulting you to the lowliest pits of hell. Or B: It keeps my mind in "writing mode" which I need to fill out these endless forms from the NHS...

Now fuck off kid I have some work to do.

[ravercorum20]

@LichQueenKathie Whatever, they're your morals. Just because I don't take to yours doesn't make my point any less valid. "troll" isn't the correct term and you know it, you even admitted to it. That's the point i made, i proved it, you didn't disprove it, good game.

While you fill out form after form in a mundane job I'll be at university. gg no re.

[Eleglas]

A lot of people don't realise, but Al Murray's act isn't what he's really like, he's actually a Historian and very Middle-to-Upper class

[Monkey4banannas]

@Eleglas Too True, it looks as if there are a lot of ignorant Americans commenting on this sketch who don't understand British humour

[TheSupercat91]

British bastard

[FlyingFox1994]

whos the blonde in the hat at 2:11?

[Dowdula]

@FlyingFox1994 Jodie Marsh.

[TheMasterStubbs]

2:11 Not Amused, are they?

[panjabiwarrior]

I dont usually like this guy but that was quiet funny!

[LostDragonEmbers]

2:11 Not sure they got the joke...

[omfg450]

0:20 lol hes like "fuck off"

[fourtehLOLz]

Haha Philip Glenister

[ukgreaterlondon]

ladies are better than the air i breathe in and out .

[TheMariola14]

Can't believe how shy and timid he is as his real self...! In any case ..i love both his personna *(

[ukgreaterlondon]

AL MURRAY AT HIS BEST .

AL MURRAY IS A FEMINIST SUPPORTER FOR LADIES .

i support feminim for ladies also .

[ryanwegner2010]

@ukgreaterlondon not all women can be pretty i suppose

[1995TomHughes]

'SCUM'! lol

[JolandaCeplak]

Who's the blonde with the fake tits at 2:11?

[survivalisme88]

@JolandaCeplak

jodie marsh

[TheCavs6]

wow there are so many beautiful women there...

[Eddtastic100]

lol the best bit is 2:10

[TheChucklingRacoon]

Didn't like him till now. Loose Women is by far the most hypocritically sexist show I have ever seen. Thank you Al Murray.

[1Thompsonmusic]

Very funny man. Not politically correct either, which makes him funnier.

[Slapbass13]

@1Thompsonmusic On the contrary, this standup is probably the most politically correct routine out there.

[ScotsmanTillDeath]

@1Thompsonmusic come on, do you actually believe in Political Correctness? I ignore it completely and nothing has happened to me.

[Readingcoops]

@1Thompsonmusic Wooosh. That's the sound as the point of Al's humour sails effortlessly over your head.

[HumanMonolith]

@1Thompsonmusic

You know its an act right?

[duhrigs1]

1:14 lolollo

[Actingskint]

Yes Sw they do , if you don't then don't watch it , its as simple as that.

[FatherFizz]

I love how the camera flips to Holly Willoughby when Al does his big tits impression :P

[USAdude30]

I love Al,awesome comedian!

[billyconnearly]

@jackntilly and...any man who would spell fuck f.c.u.k is a cunt! lol

[thfreakinacage]

whoever that bloke at the front at 0:20 is, he clearly does not agree. haha

[sov6rulz]

Personally, Id rather have a dog than a diamond and I'm a girl

[TheSevanthNinja]

holly willoughby is a sexy beast

[Slapbass13]

@TheSevanthNinja God yes.

[63punkaddict]

@jackntilly

Absofuckinglutely

[TheSevanthNinja]

First of all he starts to big up the women and put sown the men then he does more and more until he goes "your fragile that one of the resins why you should stay indoors" "and if you can do the hoovering that would be fantastic" yes! he's fighting for us lads!

[TheConnorian]

@TheSevanthNinja Bloody brilliant he is!

[63punkaddict]

@lauralsobeix

Where do u think u get your good looks from?

[63punkaddict]

@lauralsobeix

Funny but not accurate, ask your mum x

[GrayDreadBand]

Women think they have fucking special powers nowadays. Fuck 'em :/

[randymandyHolmes]

oh my god some of the comments on her are just so stupid Al Murry is a very clever man he went to a privet scjol and comes from an arostracatic family I trhink that we are all equile I mean I work in a garge I can change tyers and oli and I am 3ft5 and I am size 6 and blonde and I love dresses and girl things so dont say that girls Cant do what men can cause I do it everyday

[unclenewy]

@randymandyHolmes ironic then that you can't fucking type!!

[K6C10]

British Women!

[JealY666]

Jodie Marsh has no idea what to do, looks like she's just pondering the idea of whipping her baps out.

[PLURolling]

Love it!

[63punkaddict]

If your readin this Jodie (as if u can read) your no minger and you'd get it all day long

[LauraIsobelx]

@63punkaddict lol but you are a minger and therefore she wouldnt want to go anywhere near u

[gamerlegend]

@LauraIsobelx That was so polite of you to say.

[DG3744]

What is this event?? Why is Danielle Lloyd and Jodie marsh in the crowd??

[schwantz037]

Jodie Marsh, what a fuking minger

[georgeammorris]

is that georgie tompson?

[georgeman2468]

Jane Mcdonald, fucking hell. Id soak her all fucking night, shes such a sexy thing

[dyfman31]

pause at 0:02 :)

[Sham1212]

theres soo many hot women in this video! I love the brits!

[tom133991]

And boom goes the dynamite.

[KingTekken]

BANGING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[chickenruler]

I knew this was going somewhere....

[DoggoloverLucy]

@chickenruler I still havent figured out where it went.....I may be lost.

[RossKempOnYourMum01]

"I am scum no wait not me YOU you're scum!"

[SNUGGLEPROOF]

What does he actually say at the beginning?

[Kerriangel]

@SNUGGLEPROOF he askes her if she thinks men and women should be equal

[costellom5]

nice conclusion

[DrPown]

The Idea of feminism is that all men are pigs and that women are just as good as men. Aint they pigs too then?

[Foxyon55]

the two at 2.12 jorden an the other look on thier faces. Get a sense of humour!

[XxPrincesscolliexX]

@Foxyon55 its jodie marsh and nikki graham x

[Kerriangel]

he was going so well until the end.

[unownbob123]

"What are we, Gene Hunt? Filth" LOL

[masterbakery]

2:11 - Faketits slag couldn't even make a sammitch those basketballs would get in the way.

[WcWGoldbergWcW]

what was this show called

[thefltdriver]

@Vesturbyggd2 Well it depends which one you're looking at doesn't it?

[KardKaper]

That was beautiful. Ending was pure genius. Timing=WOOOP!

[matthewjez]

lol the end is crease

[kojimapie]

2.11 = NOT PLEASED

[matthewjez]

love al murray 1 of my fav comedians

[figga002]

men ...

[8DX]

"And while you're there, if you could hoover, that'd be fantastic!"

LOL

[johnny5pritch]

they cant they dont even have proper pie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[anc109]

england is a great country and you dont even have the guts to mention yours you foreign shit! i admit we do have some chavs but every does! even you! so shut ya pie hole and comment on the video you doughnut!

[walterbritley]

Ignorant American here. Wtf is a chav?

[MormonJezus]

@walterbritley

Check the Wikipedia article.

[devinb333]

It's kind of like calling someone white trash.

[YonManc]

A chav is a thug. Stands for Council Housed And Violent. The parents are druggies, the kids are in street gangs, a welfare cheque is a wage, heroin coke and ecstacy are a fine choice of medication, tracksuits and fake tans are stylish, and armed robbery is a fantastic employment oppurtunity.

[ben14279]

For anybody that didnt know, I think they got the picture. :P

[Huzzle2]

Hahaha!

[grey2fox]

@walterbritley what you would call trailer trash our "chav"....

[markyboy10001]

@anc109 Dead-right sunshine !

[theboss2432]

@andrew8833 fuck you ya engaylish chav scum,go to your local mosque and bend over

Sharia law for for engayland lol

[Mafftastic]

Don't feed the troll and the troll goes away.

[ben14279]

Mhm. Thats the way its done. :P

[theboss2432]

engayland = chav central

[andrew8833]

You = FUCKING USELESS LITTLE PRICK!!

Oh and a chav yourself you fucking useless peice of shit trolling youtube, havent you got anything better to do?

FUCKING USELESS CUNT!

[jspb1971]

if your not there the germans cant beat you

[TheFreqBoy]

If you don't get Al Murray's humour then you just aint English are you!

[nothingtoobig]

that woman at the beginning is such a milf

[thefltdriver]

@nothingtoobig Too right my friend.

[derek6678421]

@nothingtoobig

That woman is Jane Mcdonald. she came to light when uk tv did a documentary about a cruise ship, she was a singer on board. and is sometimes seen on loose women an english daytime current affairs, chat show type thing

[NicenEasyuk]

@nothingtoobig many a wank to loose woman on the day off.

[billyconnearly]

@nothingtoobig "that woman" is Jane McDonald the Cabaret Vocalist from "The Cruise", One of the "Loose Women" - If I had to emigrate anywhere in the world, I would emigrate to her bedroom! lolol

[DJCRooK3D]

He is such a legend. Hits the nail on the head every time, AND gets away with it! ;-)

[hjw1906]

Oh christ! It's Edwina Curry!!!!

[DisgruntledAntelope]

EDWINA CURRIE GOT OWNED

[faithfulmonkey]

all that praise just to advise the women to hoover up haha

[bigbaddwolff]

theboss2432 = plastic ira amadán

[theboss2432]

@bigbaddwolff = westbrit traitor scum

[doctorw2]

what is the name of that lady at the very beginning of this video wow she is fit!

[Dchiddy]

jane macdonald

[jugglejosh]

rofl jodie marsh looked appauled at 2:10

[IRISHSAS0001]

2:10 some look of disgust there lmao

[thebigJM92]

Thats why its very important, that you all stay indoors, for your own safety, and while your there, if you could hoover, that would be fantastic! LOL! I bet Harriet Harman went fucking loop the loop lol!

[theheroguy]

What show was this ??

[Silixis]

I think its the 'An Audience With...' series that ran/runs on ITV1 in the UK

[gamerlegend]

right

[Eralen00]

is there a laugh track on this video? cause its really fucking annoying

[amberdixon]

Cor Christ it's Edwina Currie LOOOOL

[peterbf91]

some people take his joke too seriously, hes joking, dont take it to heart, =)

[kingkarlone]

Yeah there are too many stupid people who take comedians who make jokes seriously.

[7a52]

There's a clue in the name. ;D

Comedians = Not Serious.

[strengthnfaith]

WTF....

[omar3550]

WTF is squire? A damn knight? lolz u british ppl are full of it.

[Peter20UK]

a squire is an average adult male... it is a chivalric term from centuries ago

[Troublesome2008]

What does he say at 1:43 ?

[Immy1101]

he says "lord christ it's like weeing a curry"

[Cloudlesssoul]

Oh Christ! It's Edwina Curry!*

[bob4istheman]

my spellings not good but he said " lord crist its edwenre curry"

[gamerlegend]

Edwina Curry

[rockbog]

I'm a woman an i find this hilarious :D oops better get back in my kitchen!

[jimbojones118118]

oh you're a woman? fucking hell that makes your reply credible then right?

[rockbog]

it does indeed squire :)

[SexualTourettes]

They wont give men thier own show but women get one everyday, is that equality? don't think so, just more feminist bullshit takin over britain, open any paper and you'll see a woman blaming men for everything wrong in the world, need they know men have got the human race into the 21st century! Women have got it easy! don't believe the sob stories you hear it's white men who are worse off in society!!

[KiyokaMakibi]

Do your research. They tried a Loose Men type of show, but it never worked.

[SexualTourettes]

i have never heard of loose men, and so far there hasn't been a talkshow just for men to talk about mens things, if you're going to reply to my comment at least read it properly and give me an answer that could be considered agreeable. You tell other people to do thier research when in fact you're the one who hasn't been doing the research, one of the women out loose women specifically said men shouldn't be given thier own "loose men"

[KiyokaMakibi]

Look, I heard on Loose women they mentioned this. I think Andrea brought it up. Something like "They tried a Loose men type of show but it never worked"

I honestly doubt it was called "Loose men"

I think your best bet is to email the show and get confirmation that they did try. I don't know if it was ITV that tried the Loose men type of show.

[soldierside365]

loose men just makes them sound gay lol

[etocadet]

it would work as like a comic relief thing if they used the guys off top gear and all they moaned about was women and fifth gear

[autobren]

why are people discussing politics, he's a comedian for fuck sake, get over yourselves and enjoy it.

[BlueShadowIaido]

Jean Hunt is a Ledge.XD

[MarkOfTheDead]

its Holly Willoughby ;-)

[footiemad87]

no, its holly willolibily :)

[vinnyflintoff]

I didnt get the part where he said "while your there if you can hoover, that will be fantastic"

[Pomanit]

referring to his line just before "thats why i'd prefer you to stay indoors"

basically means the typical old views that women should stay at home and do all the housework etc.

[antonimbret]

um... how could you not get that I mean I dont see how you couldnt

[vinnyflintoff]

i dont know, cuz i'm a yank thats why. i dont know what you brits mean by "hoover". That term isnt frequently used here.

[antonimbret]

oh it means vacume cleaner lol

[xxxKAYVAANSHRIKExxx]

LOL

[monkeycrud]

it means vacuum clean