Grenade Fail

[mattison1526]

American Soldiers, Because they do it right the first time.

[poppinslime101]

@mattison1526 Plus they can tell theres a tree right there. -_-

[MegaDubinator]

that was a flash

[GmEzekiel]

Und sowas verteidigt uns im Irak.. Ist klar!

[cythera431]

The Germans need to practice a bit more...the Wehrmacht officers are turning in their graves.

[Zooni2]

Well at least he had a bunch of grass in his helmet to make him look like a pro.

[terratrema]

Did he died?

[ThePennerman]

@terratrema it's training ;)

[TheCrazyFinn]

Why does he yell "Ich liebe dich"? :D

[BATGUY777]

ROFL



[Ikn0wJack]

so thats how you hot box a fox hole

[MegaPAC85]

Haahahahhahahahahahaahahaha

[xSimon14x]

0:05 : ICH LIEBE DIICH

[TheLittlegansters]

Have it no eyes???  WTF!!

[JwAplm]

das ist die deutsche bundeswehr ...

[Yeaaaaaaaahhhhhhh]

Who the fuck throws ANYTHING like that? Its like a kid with down sydrome got angry and threw something

[stabingAdragon]

WTF just happened.

[HelpingYouPlayRS]

and that's why Germany lost both wars.

[OlioPL]

@HelpingYouPlayRS

lol

[uzio0]

@HelpingYouPlayRS

 i dont think so

[HelpingYouPlayRS]

@uzio0 it's just a joke.

[00nicklock]

I thought shit like this only happens in call of duty

[ObamaDefeat2012]

@00nicklock No shit! I can't tell you how many times I have fragged myself on accident. Toss through a window only to hit the wall and bounce right back...cooked no less....kaboom.

[GameTimeGO]

top comment is right...damn human nature..

[X7ELI7X]

@GameTimeGO Hmm no, that's animal nature. Don't confuse the two!

[GameTimeGO]

@X7ELI7X We are animal.

[X7ELI7X]

@GameTimeGO Uhm no maybe you are. Why don't you go learn some science.

[GameTimeGO]

@X7ELI7X how ironic, maybe you do.

[X7ELI7X]

@GameTimeGO Uhm no seriously go learn some science.

[GameTimeGO]

@X7ELI7X What science? Human Evolution? Humans are mammals, humans are animals. Tell what i should learn, cause you are coming off as ignorant.

[X7ELI7X]

@GameTimeGO Wrong. Please learn some science, specially from the intellectual community.. There are categorizations of organisms. Simple to complex. Humans are mammals. But animals are not humans and vice versa. They are sentient beings. This is done in order to provide a clearer paradigm. Look at what the Mensa society has done or the upper level of the Scientific community. Intelligence has a need for efficiency. This is it.

[GameTimeGO]

@X7ELI7X why didn't you just say that, instead of being a faggot.

[X7ELI7X]

@GameTimeGO Hmm, maybe because I am angry for no reason?

[Ikn0wJack]

@X7ELI7X Wrong. Please learn some science, MAMMALS are members of a class of air-breathing vertebrate ANIMALS characterised by the possession of endothermy, hair, three middle ear bones, and mammary glands functional in mothers with young. Mammals range in size from the 30–40 millimeter (1- to 1.5-inch) Bumblebee Bat to the 33-meter (108-foot) Blue Whale.

[X7ELI7X]

@Ikn0wJack It really matters on the context, but yes that can be valid.

[Ikn0wJack]

@X7ELI7X so what exactly is the context please because without clearly stating the context you are just pissing in the wind and are free to switch the context at any given time to suit your argument.

Mammals are animals but not all animals are mammals!

[X7ELI7X]

@Ikn0wJack Well, yes, that makes perfect sense. But how about when someone refers to testing an animals cognitive abilities in a maze when it is starving, or full, or sleep depraved, or caffeinated. Those phrases logically exclude humans from being considered to undergo such tests. Thus "animals" would not refer to humans. Or when distinguishing between Sentient life forms capable of complex analysis, from other organisms. Right?

[Ikn0wJack]

@X7ELI7X

In 1997 the concept of animal sentience was written into the basic law of the European Union. The legally-binding Protocol annexed to the Treaty of Amsterdam recognizes that animals are "sentient beings", and requires the EU and its Member States to "pay full regard to the welfare requirements of animals".

Thus "animals" would also refer to humans.

[X7ELI7X]

@Ikn0wJack Not to every extent though.

[Ikn0wJack]

@X7ELI7X I rearly think that you dont even know what the term sentience means...your trying to talk philosophy but you have walked way off the track.

And yes to every extent an animal that is able to experiense pleasure and pain is classified as a sentient being...its got NOTHING to do with complex thought processes.

Your trolling go away you dont know what your on about!.

[eberalejandro102]

noob

[LeroyJenkins8977]

guys its not his fault, the grenade was obviously the new chinese tree grenade

[ClubEditing]

hahahaha what a idiot

[CDNISKELLY48]

Noob, probably still on first prestige

[nikolai9797]

Ich nebel selbst! XD :D

[theraVen27]

hey morons this is a training gernade.

they use these so morons like this guy don't kill themselves and/or others.

[manuellcamelo]

g5y

[tetsiki]

he's "reacting" in the sense that he's trying to get away from his impending misfortune from his bad toss. although i'll admit i misread your first post and didn't see the " ". either way i'm thinking this was nothing more than a training grenade, a quick burst of light and puff of smoke for simulation. if you look up flash bangs or smoke grenades. either/or in their purest form produce much more bang for their buck.

[AllAlaskan907]

Looks fake to me.

[SanSiro1981]

@AllAlaskan907

it's no fake :-)

[VictumRoManius]

Haha, they talk german. :P 

[exsodea]

at least it was a smoke grenade

[VictumRoManius]

@exsodea Smoke grenade? Dude that was a shock grenade... Or else he would not be "thrown" back.

[tetsiki]

@VictumRoManius i'm just going to leave this right here. Newton's law of motion.

[VictumRoManius]

@tetsiki You can clearly see that his whole body reacts to the grenade. And that flash is also an indicator that this might have been a flashbang.

Soundless though...

[LeroyJenkins8977]

this is why germany lost WW1 and WW2

[jonabig]

lol i bet he's saying "who put this tree here?"

[goldenblazzer25]

me playing batlefield 3.....-_- fuck you tree

[ISAFSoldier]

I Like how he just stares at it....

[svincnik1000]

WAS THAT A FRAG OR A SMOKE!!!? :?

[Kevster4569]

@svincnik1000

Training grenade, so it's basically a little tiny *poof*.

[Gamesfan09]

@svincnik1000

Smoke

[Adude3100]

That was the worst throw ever of all time

Not my fault somone put a tree in my way

[Ganon40000]

epic fail hahaha xDD

[Misslisskissx]

Omg if that was a frag

[BATGUY777]

LOL



[lmnllouis]

Admit it guys, we all wanted that to be an actual frag grenade!

[halosparten115563]

@lmnllouis yeahhhh :)

[aRussianPie]

It's not like the tree jumped out into his way...

[CrazyProductionGamer]

what country

[JVL8701]

@CrazyProductionGamer u jst waiting to bash thus ppl, arent u?

[rockstar85mike]

@CrazyProductionGamer

germany

[code1911stainless]

yeah.....he fail.......nice tree tho

[seriousgamer127]

dip shi t

[SniperBeast17]

ROFL

[Gamesfan09]

Only in Germany :D

[jeremybear14]

@Gamesfan09 its a good thing it was just practice not an actual frag or this guy wouldn't have survived

[Gamesfan09]

@jeremybear14

Even if practice or not, this was just a smoke grenade ;)

[ThePennerman]

@Gamesfan09 well but the things i see by us army....

[MathiasFrandsenVEVO]

Haha! Can't stop laughing :D ROFL

[XlivinghouseX]

i hope you guys know that it wasent a real grenade right lol...

[GazSmash1966]

If that was a frag, oooooooooooooo. Painful.

[TheBuzzlin]

It was training grenades people, they're not dangerous.

[binbashLinuxAhole]

O.O... they spoke German...

[Rayden440]

that's what you get for throwing like a dumbass

[robodroid00]

Tree: R2 Throw back

[waseemfarazbutt]

R1 Button indeed!..

[cyberboy233]

ah drum haben wir den krieg verloren.....

und für die leute die das gleich ernst nehmen leute es warn joke

[DotAprinceF]

Flashbang, very well done. sir.

[kozykcr]

luck it wasnt an deadly grenade

[PBBrunoTransformice]

e.e que sorte

[Finky27]

He's lucky its a smoke

[deadlyhydra]

@Finky27 its a flashbang

[jackl45]

@deadlyhydra thats a smoke.

[deadlyhydra]

@jackl45 Do smoke grenades flash on detonation?

[jackl45]

@deadlyhydra yes actualy notice how it was not loud? do flashbangs smoke>

[kieran1997ish]

I like how he looks down at the flash after it lands in the pit....May the stupid rest in peace

[xspacecommander9357]

soldier:u mad bro?

tree:come at me bro

[BLOOKERIA]

@margenko No, tree pressed the rb button. dumbass

[Threxio]

@BLOOKERIA I have no idea about 360, but on PS3 its R2 still. So high five :D (R1 is to shoot)

[kelek2]

@BLOOKERIA hes talking about ps3. dumbass

[knazibaz]

In Sweden we train at something called "clearing a line of fire"... I now know why we spent hours chopping down trees and cutting down bushes instead of shooting.^^

[MdotCampRock2]

The Soldier was like:

Soldier: "Fuck you tree"

Soldier: Yippe kie yay motherfucker

[chirizero]

stupid, rest in peace

[dencedeathcore93]

germany =)

[jeremystery]

@dencedeathcore93 not germany

[Matzegurke]

@jeremystery alles auf deutsch + deutsche uniformen.

[MJNikolas]

THE MOST STUPID MAN IN THE WORLD! Thumbs UP If You Agree

[destr0lockk]

lmao!

[aleale550]

lol

[kurayami893]

lol that happen to me in mw3.. shame meself

[PaulFesh]

Was that a trainer grenade, or a smoke grenade?

[goldmasterchief117]

@PaulFesh it sounded like it was an airsoft fight so it was probobly a tornado grenade or a smoke grenade

[Matzegurke]

@goldmasterchief117 no, this is training of the german army^^

[SCNewbCaster]

The green hair makes him look like a clown, and the fact that he just grenaded himself makes him look more like a clown.

[Matzegurke]

@SCNewbCaster its grass...

[SCNewbCaster]

@Matzegurke I know its grass, but he still looks like a clown.

[Matzegurke]

@SCNewbCaster in a forest, it can be life-saving to look like a clown^^

[SCNewbCaster]

@Matzegurke Oh I agree, as long as your not blowing yourself up with grenades in that same forest.

[Matzegurke]

@SCNewbCaster so he didnt only look like a clown ;D

[SCNewbCaster]

First Strike! +1 kills for Tree!

[1sevillana]

ooops !!!! 

[margenko]

tree pressed the r1 button

[peterisawesomeyoukno]

oh man thats the funniest thing ive heard all day

[Basjje555]

Soldier: Ok i gunna trhow that grenade ...

Tree: I dont think so

*Soldier trhows grenade*

*tree catches grenade and trhow back*

Soldier: Oh fuck....

[azndomination9802]

Dumbass he looked into it

[AsnKevin11]

why did he look into it xD

[NarwhalKlng]

SEND TO AMAZINGLIFE247

[twinklebeatle]

Soldier "Fuck you tree!!!"

[SlipKn0t888]

i was here first tree!!!

[MrWhatsup321]

"TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!"

[EHCdynamo92]

Der Schüzuengraben ist ja auch so perfekt positioniert xD

[VictorieBelle]

Gotta love training grenades.

[AndrewChan84]

conscripts = no motivation

[nilswalter]

ich nebel selbst!!!....nicht^^



[MrSingaporeproductio]

If thats a frag he wld lost his legs

[RZworld1]

They were fighting with trees?

[69Australianhero69]

He's so lucky that wasn't a frag

[XSneakyBastardX]

Haha that kind of shit happens to me alot in COD XD

[redelman43199]

How did I get from ipad games for cats to this?

[LilFrenchWaffle]

I love he he just stops and looks at it like "Fuck..".

[Samjapa]

lucky for him it is a smoke grenade.

[Anfunk]

Ruft er "ich liebe dich" bevor er das Ding wegwirft?!?

[MrEinFan]

@Anfunk "ich nebel selbst!" hat er gerufen

[Anfunk]

@MrEinFan Ich weiß doch, klang nur so ähnlich...:D

[aaronzack14]

yes, look directly at a flash grenade, always a good idea

[Manadox97]

Wow, I think at that point it's time to check out.

[Bretster2010]

Shit!

[JCARegal]

Before he throws it he shouts "hostile tree spotted! Taking it out!" Love how he even bends down slightly to look at it as it comes back like "is that a grenade?"

[DarknissLightProduct]

Man der type hatte glück das es nur eine übungsgranate war GERMAN MILLITÄRY ROCKS!

[VelvetVirgo]

wow i didn't know the army had a special ed program.

[MaoriByNature]

lmao at how he just looks at it im mean dont try and get away...

[KielElephanyy]

Luckily its a flashbang otherwise goodluck ^^

[Bo9211]

i love how he looked at it for a minute haha, if that'd been a real grenade he would be a gonner.

[Zumoji]

Чувак, это взрывчик

[KlazeGames]

It wasn't a smoke, it was a flashbang, you can see a very light flash when it goes off, and yes when a flash goes off it does create a bit of smoke.

[MrJspider27393]

@KlazeGames nope

[Matzegurke]

@KlazeGames german army, we dont use flashbangs in a forest...

[WunOhFive105]

He took a grenade to the knee

[LieutenantIrsric]

Thats the Bundeswehr right? ..

Lol.. grenade to the pants..

[972JP]

jaja usere bundeswehr

[MaineShag55]

No Wonder !

Look at all that CABBAGE

he had stuck in his Helmet !

[666Wo0k]

Run Forest! Ruuuuuun !!!

[aznkid1452]

he didnt even try to run for his life, instead he stared at it. his lucky it was a smoke.

[Badsanta3211]

lol he just stares at it

[martintazross]

And you get nothing for two in da hole , p.s Ruuuunnnn omg only in real life lol

[RevertantCow11]

So I've pulled the pin, now what do I do?

[dnxgames]

Retard

[HateCrewMurder]

because the geve the granade in officers hands o.o let sergants and troopers manage this job!

[DoubleAPictures]

hahahahahahahahahaha

[mannlucas7]

THAT GUYS RETARDED

[SsnakeBite]

Reminds me of myself when I play Counter-Strike. Or any FPS featuring grenades for that matter.